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#5 - fromtheinternet (04/25/2013) [-]
English teacher story   
> Age 14   
> Heavily pregnant english teacher   
> Bee comes in through window   
> Everyone flips their 			****		   
> Teacher tells everyone to calm their tits, its just a bee   
> Calm   
> Suddenly, dick biscuit stomps on the bee   
> Teacher screams, starts crying   
> HOW COULD YOU DO THAT DICK BISCUIT?   
> runs out of class room   
> doesn't come back   
> dick around all lesson   
> MFW wasted education
English teacher story
> Age 14
> Heavily pregnant english teacher
> Bee comes in through window
> Everyone flips their ****
> Teacher tells everyone to calm their tits, its just a bee
> Calm
> Suddenly, dick biscuit stomps on the bee
> Teacher screams, starts crying
> HOW COULD YOU DO THAT DICK BISCUIT?
> runs out of class room
> doesn't come back
> dick around all lesson
> MFW wasted education
#11 to #5 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
It's* just a bee
#7 to #5 - lazragoon (04/26/2013) [-]
Why was her pregnancy important to the story
User avatar #9 to #7 - izzygirl (04/26/2013) [-]
Her crazy pregnancy hormones are the only reason she should be crying over a dead bee.
User avatar #13 to #9 - Tyranitar (04/26/2013) [-]
Bee's are living beings too. Didn't deserve to die cause it showed up in the wrong place at the wrong time.
User avatar #14 to #13 - izzygirl (04/26/2013) [-]
My mother's allergic to bees. I don't mind if a few die.
User avatar #8 to #7 - herpaderpasaur (04/26/2013) [-]
because she was emotional about the bee
#30 to #5 - seajayjoonyo (04/26/2013) [-]
Just 14 years old, and you're already a heavily pregnant english teacher? Impressive
Just 14 years old, and you're already a heavily pregnant english teacher? Impressive
#36 to #30 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehuehue
#15 to #5 - capinsquiggles (04/26/2013) [-]
Sewing Class Story:
>first year highschool
>stuck in ****** sewing class with annoying kids
>one day a wasp flies in through the window
>people freaking out, everyone staring at it to not get stung
>teacher tells everyone to calm down
>kid runs up with scissors and cuts the ******* wasp in half like nothing
>Classes & MFW kid cuts it in half
#20 to #15 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
Was it airborne?
User avatar #21 to #20 - capinsquiggles (04/26/2013) [-]
It was sort of standing up on its 2 back legs with its arms raised to the sky doing some sort of demon pray to árchontas tró̱go̱n sfí̱ka satanás and then the kid whooshed in with scissors laced in Jesus semen and just sliced it in half
User avatar #37 to #15 - spaceturtlecadet (04/26/2013) [-]
This image of a kid slicing a wasp in half with scissors will never leave me until I die.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (04/25/2013) [-]
Too bad real teachers can't be like Ms. Stevenson from South Park
User avatar #35 to #1 - admiralen ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
tbh i dont think it would be that good an idea to have people go arounds screwing babies and try to go double suicide with them
#16 to #1 - falconxmard (04/26/2013) [-]
Or like Cartman.
User avatar #4 - corundum (04/25/2013) [-]
I see signs that say "fish fries everyday" and want to ******* burn down the restaurant.
#26 - newsmyrna (04/26/2013) [-]
MFW Grammar Nazi
#3 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
poor*
#22 - jackthefurfag (04/26/2013) [-]
SIE IST EIN HELD!
SIE IST EIN HELD!
User avatar #24 - HAwAII (04/26/2013) [-]
The reason there are so many Grammar Nazis on the Internet is because English teachers can't find jobs.
User avatar #27 to #24 - newsmyrna (04/26/2013) [-]
ESL jobs pay bank son.
User avatar #6 - SuperSixONE (04/26/2013) [-]
*Do you have any milk? You always have to remember capitalization.
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User avatar #10 - phoenix grinder (04/26/2013) [-]
free comedy tip, slick...
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