Cloth is for Peasents!. Apparently It's made out of Aluminum? I still have no Idea why this is on my facebook homepage :/. Chainmail dress facebook Armor dexterity
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#7 - murphypop ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
#22 - flaidey (04/25/2013) [-]
get over here!
User avatar #49 to #22 - nicoquitemad (04/25/2013) [-]
> aluminium
> magnets

> Magneto
User avatar #10 - imnotthere (04/25/2013) [-]
wouldnt it pinch her nipples and nether reigons?
ouch
#40 to #10 - defano (04/25/2013) [-]
Properly closed rings would prevent that. Also generally there would be a thin layer of padding underneath. for more information you can visit mailleartisans (dot) org
User avatar #24 to #10 - sirfisticuffs (04/25/2013) [-]
Sounds lovely doesn't it.
#26 to #10 - knowstoomuch (04/25/2013) [-]
Underwear
#41 - mrgoodlove (04/25/2013) [-]
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I'd like to take her on a nice date
#166 to #41 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
...INTO BATTLE.
#69 to #41 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
as if anyone would date a stupid loser like you, loser.
User avatar #55 to #41 - kimilsung ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
YOU BETAFAGGET, I WOULD PENETREATE HER UNTIL I RIPPED HER VAGINA AND THEN KEEP BANGIN HER ASS AND STOP ONLY WHEN ITS THE SIZE OF A PEPSI CAN
User avatar #57 to #55 - mrgoodlove (04/25/2013) [-]
Cool
0
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+194
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User avatar #9 to #6 - yunoavailable (04/25/2013) [-]
>aluminum
>put a magnet on it
We'll see how that goes for you
#14 to #9 - reteip (04/25/2013) [-]
True chainmail is made of steel though.
#39 to #14 - defano (04/25/2013) [-]
"True chainmail" is made of iron.
User avatar #173 to #39 - lasmamoe (04/26/2013) [-]
"True chainmail" is made of tears of the enemy.
#189 to #173 - reteip (04/26/2013) [-]
Tears aren't sturdy enough entrails are more suitable.
User avatar #186 to #14 - yunoavailable (04/26/2013) [-]
steel or iron normally yes but the desc. says it's aluminium
+3
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User avatar #25 to #6 - sirfisticuffs (04/25/2013) [-]
She is attractive
#66 - icametocomment ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, at least it's not a battle bra.
#90 to #66 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
Battle
Ready
Armor
User avatar #102 to #90 - icametocomment ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Today, Anon was pretty cool.
#91 - zomaru ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I can just imagine trying to get through a metal detector with that on.   
   
"Mama, I'm gonna need you to take off..... Is that a dress made of chainmail?   
"Yes."   
"Who the 			****		 wears a dress made of metal to the god damn airport. This ain't the middle ages."   
"My boyfriend got if for me, isn't he so nice"   
"That didn't answer the Goddamn question."
I can just imagine trying to get through a metal detector with that on.

"Mama, I'm gonna need you to take off..... Is that a dress made of chainmail?
"Yes."
"Who the **** wears a dress made of metal to the god damn airport. This ain't the middle ages."
"My boyfriend got if for me, isn't he so nice"
"That didn't answer the Goddamn question."
#140 to #91 - stream (04/25/2013) [-]
Implying that people went to airport in chainmail in the middle ages
mfw flight was discovered in 1903
#142 to #140 - zomaru ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #98 to #91 - lupislord (04/25/2013) [-]
nevermind..."Mam, I'm gonna need you to take it off"
User avatar #101 to #98 - zomaru ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
"You asking me to strip in the middle of the airport! My Daddy will hear about this!"
#104 to #101 - lupislord (04/25/2013) [-]
Just doing my job mam. Put the metal in the tray... or we do a pat down
#106 to #104 - zomaru ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
"Go ahead and pat me down bitch, that is, if you're man enough."
User avatar #114 to #98 - zarcos (04/25/2013) [-]
it's actually spelled ma'am. short/southern version of madam.
#86 - restfullwicked (04/25/2013) [-]
thankfully, chain mail doesn't protect against thrusting weapons...
#107 to #86 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
Thrusting is exactly what chain mail is designed for.
Just letting you know for future reference.
#117 to #107 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, those neat metal holes sure protect you from pointy ends.
User avatar #126 to #86 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
I actually had to look this up, but chain mail is indeed designed to protect against slashing and piercing edged weapons. Depending on the way the chains are links, however, a piercing weapon like a katar or spear could get through if well-placed. It's bludgeoning weapons like a mace, flail, or hammer that chain mail sucks against.

Joke ruined. Buzz Killington in the house.
#82 - slendermans (04/25/2013) [-]
I love when women wear armor.
User avatar #95 to #82 - arialynx ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Here's a little something for ya.
http://www.strangecosmos. com/images/content/145896.jpg
Take that space out bro.
User avatar #134 to #95 - xanatoasty (04/25/2013) [-]
That helmet...what the heck was the person thinking when they designed that.
The hilt of the sword looks pretty though. :D
#74 - johananas (04/25/2013) [-]
<--- Funnyjunk right now.
#30 - asmathiel (04/25/2013) [-]
mdw I see her   
   
(My Dick When)
mdw I see her

(My Dick When)
#97 to #30 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
Pointy dick?
#129 to #30 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
she ain't even dat hot tho
#141 to #30 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
i got "mdw" before i see the parentesis and i feel kinda bad
#144 to #30 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
ah, so after all that masturbation you have evolved to shoot a dick out of your wrist. nice.
User avatar #5 - eatherbreather (04/25/2013) [-]
I'd love to see what it would do to a washing machine.
#125 - tacticalhog (04/25/2013) [-]
When she's at an airport:
"Ma'am,please remove all metal objects or jewelry before going in the detector."
#182 to #125 - John Cena (04/26/2013) [-]
On an unrelated note, thats DIA, in my home town c:
#13 - nickninjanizzle ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
id like to see if my sword could penetrate that. she pretty hot though
#2 - mitchthehugeman (04/25/2013) [-]
I'd like to plunder her village
#3 to #2 - joshsexton (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm with this guy
I'm with this guy
#8 to #3 - trevanman (04/25/2013) [-]
count me in
#16 - benjah (04/25/2013) [-]
peasants you say?
peasants you say?
#21 to #16 - naziyahtzee (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh 			****		 nigs, I 			*******		 love horrible histories!
Oh **** nigs, I ******* love horrible histories!
User avatar #29 to #16 - Nihatclodra (04/25/2013) [-]
That's okay, I like my Pizza.
#123 - repostpatrol (04/25/2013) [-]
one handed increased to 99
#119 - xonorithedruid (04/25/2013) [-]
+5 to sexterity
#151 - roorooroo (04/25/2013) [-]
How did she get the *click-click* armor?
How did she get the *click-click* armor?
#177 to #152 - timetravelzero (04/26/2013) [-]
Saw this, reminded me that I have my own version.
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