Bo Burnham everybody.. Not mine, just sharing... Oh god, what have I done... Bo Burnham everybody Not mine just sharing Oh god what have I done
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#21 - rothingham
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Oh god, what have I done...
#24 to #21 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Amazing things
Amazing things...
#131 to #21 - admit
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(04/25/2013) [-]
#133 to #131 - rufless
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(04/25/2013) [-]
you must get ********* of notifications for your name...
#135 to #21 - Shenanigins
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(04/26/2013) [-]
Something marvelous.
#144 to #21 - sephirothpwnz
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(04/26/2013) [-]
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#76 to #21 - ghustla
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(04/25/2013) [-]
#101 to #21 - sockprague ONLINE
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(04/25/2013) [-]
10 times funnier than the content.
#79 to #21 - ladyseraph
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(04/25/2013) [-]
This is the funniest ting I've seen all week. It actually made me laugh out loud. And when I got done laughing the first time, I read it again and laughed again.
#130 to #21 - monkeybrains
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(04/25/2013) [-]
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#91 to #21 - landartheconqueror
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#55 to #21 - paradox
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(04/25/2013) [-]
i accidently read this out loud & now every mother ****** in my work office is lookin at me like i rape children. thanks obama
#114 to #21 - fedexman
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(04/25/2013) [-]
This was better than the content...
This was better than the content...
#28 to #21 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account**
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#42 to #21 - festinas
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(04/25/2013) [-]
"Im gonna **** you gay".
"Im gonna **** you gay".


#35 to #21 - garaichu
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Holy ****, I actaully laughed out loud at this.
#36 to #35 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Coolest ******* story i've ever heard...
#37 to #36 - garaichu
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Honestly, how often do you laugh audibly because of something on Funnyjunk? It's practically an achievement, and he deserved to know. Don't be a douche, bro.
#107 to #37 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#104 to #36 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
ANON IS SOOOO HARDCORE
#9 - camwilskel
Reply +120
(04/25/2013) [-]
I thought it said "with a game of" instead of "In a game of"
#31 to #9 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Your literary skills are obviously sub-standard. I suggest you attend summer school, idiot.
#59 to #31 - paradox
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(04/25/2013) [-]
log in & say that like a ****** man you twat monkey
#113 to #59 - jimmyrustlinhustla
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(04/25/2013) [-]
***** you so blue if you was green you would DIE.
#117 to #113 - paradox
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(04/25/2013) [-]
thank you. have a thumb
#119 to #117 - jimmyrustlinhustla
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(04/25/2013) [-]
thank you good sir.
#120 to #119 - paradox
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(04/25/2013) [-]
id also like to know how you knew i was black
#124 to #120 - jimmyrustlinhustla
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(04/25/2013) [-]
sometimes, you just KNOW
sometimes, you just KNOW
#126 to #124 - paradox
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(04/25/2013) [-]
or do you just call everybody a *****?
#140 to #126 - jimmyrustlinhustla
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(04/26/2013) [-]
no, not really. I just oddly felt like it
#141 to #140 - paradox
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(04/26/2013) [-]
well congrats. you were right.
#142 to #141 - jimmyrustlinhustla
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(04/26/2013) [-]
we should stop replying to each other and comment elsewhere. But I enjoyed this interaction. (BTW I'm not white, hispanic but dont know spanish for ****)
#111 to #9 - fridayiminlove
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(04/25/2013) [-]
what's that from? i've seen it several times on here
#112 to #111 - rockamekishiko
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(04/25/2013) [-]
i saw it once as content. the images were separate and it said "when i lose my phone"
#8 - xonorithedruid
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(04/25/2013) [-]
<--- MFW I read the first half but then I read the bottom half.
#41 to #8 - unncommon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
"If my son turns out to be gay, I'm...Edition."
#40 - trollmobile
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(04/25/2013) [-]
if my son turns out to be gay, i'd pat his head and say "make sure to adopt, just because you won't be a father doesn't mean i won't be a grandfather."
#54 to #40 - beardgasm
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Him and his partner could always do the swirl.
#94 to #54 - TehFunnyMan
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(04/25/2013) [-]
....That may be the best name for it I've ever heard.
....That may be the best name for it I've ever heard.
#137 to #94 - beardgasm
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(04/26/2013) [-]
'twas from modern family, and lol @ autocorrect adding the apostrophe before 'twas.
#108 to #54 - aerosol
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(04/25/2013) [-]
What's "the swirl"?
#136 to #108 - beardgasm
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(04/26/2013) [-]
It's where they mix up the two guys semen and use it to fertilize a donor egg. That way they don't know who the biological parent is, assuming both parents look similar.
#5 - trollofhalo
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I don't know if all boy scouts are gays, they could pro'lly tie the knot like 50 different ways
#66 to #5 - RageguyFuckyea
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Oh god, please! I know where this is from but I can't place it...
#6 to #5 - girzimman
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I got a safe full of cherries, cause I pop it and lock it.
#7 to #6 - dontcheckthetags
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(04/25/2013) [-]
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it.
#10 to #7 - esdiorguthre
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(04/25/2013) [-]
girl, if your into rimming, its only safe if you're swimming.
#11 to #10 - girlwithglasses
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(04/25/2013) [-]
girl don't sit on that couch, I treat my objects like women.
#14 to #11 - DingoJ
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(04/25/2013) [-]
i spit fire like i just blew a demon?
#15 to #14 - girlwithglasses
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(04/25/2013) [-]
my ****** so hot, I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin'
#67 to #15 - foshizzlefriend
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I'm gonna tear it like the cards of the gypsies
#90 to #67 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipseeeees
#103 to #90 - rafekee
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(04/25/2013) [-]
And if your pants are loose, I re-pleat ya.

#143 to #103 - esdiorguthre
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(04/26/2013) [-]
you'r a first time vegan and its nice to meet ya
#75 to #67 - fagsdicks
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(04/25/2013) [-]
to sit on my throne as the prince of bell-air!
#125 to #75 - neverccd
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(04/25/2013) [-]
This deserves more thumbs
#149 to #125 - fagsdicks
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(04/26/2013) [-]
cant please everyone
#81 - kitsunemochalite
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(04/25/2013) [-]
#80 - hipsophobadon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
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#62 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/25/2013) [-]
If my son turns out to be gay. I'd freak the **** out and wonder when/where I got I son.
#115 to #62 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
If my son is a furry ill beat the **** out of him
#118 to #115 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I hope all the kids you have if any are furries
#132 to #118 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I hope you never have kids you would force them to be furries
#134 to #132 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/26/2013) [-]
but I wouldn't I'd want my kids (if I ever have them even though that very unlikely) to pick their own paths in life and do what they wanna do be who and what they wanna be. They wanna be furries that's fine they don't wanna be furries that's also fine it wouldn't be my right to try an force them to be what they aren't.
#78 to #62 - eiaisqzbsesb
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(04/25/2013) [-]
#102 to #78 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/25/2013) [-]
hugs?
hugs?
#1 - travismackie
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Took me a second... at first I was pissed and then I was all like "wha?" and then I was all like, "Ooooohhhhh, I get it" and now you lost the game.
#3 to #1 - jopemon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
dick, hope you enjoy making people lose the game
#4 to #3 - travismackie
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(04/25/2013) [-]
lol, sorry. I couldn't think of a way to end my comment.
#97 to #4 - fistmyass
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(04/25/2013) [-]
That's no excuse, it's still ****** up man...
#45 to #1 - IAmManbearpig
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(04/25/2013) [-]
hey man... that's not very cool, man....
#71 to #1 - plaruti
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(04/25/2013) [-]
#44 - gibroner
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(04/25/2013) [-]
If I have a son come out to me as gay I'm just gonna say "called it!"
#68 to #44 - mads
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(04/25/2013) [-]
then exchange money with your spouse