this guy. found in the depths of my computer.. He definitely hasn't been building a giant rape chamber. Not at all


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#28 - nooneofinterest (04/25/2013) [-]
He definitely hasn't been building a giant rape chamber. Not at all
#131 to #28 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#154 to #131 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Has anyone every actually tried doing the last sentence. They actually do give you dirty looks, although it might be because im black
User avatar #173 to #154 - mayormilkman (04/25/2013) [-]
You should try being less angry.
#58 to #28 - keeluall (04/25/2013) [-]
"We're going to say to people: 'Well, we have room for your children, but we don't have room for you.' He's building this great rape chamber for children.
#59 to #58 - keeluall (04/25/2013) [-]
please take a seat, mr. santa
#165 to #59 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#168 to #165 - keeluall (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I had a slow ignition and realised mr hansen would fit perfectly here just after I posted
#46 to #28 - TheTurnbull (04/25/2013) [-]
You're a funny person and people like you
You're a funny person and people like you
User avatar #170 to #46 - pocketstooheavy (04/25/2013) [-]
That gif = red thumb.
#34 - soulstealerr (04/25/2013) [-]
And so it begins.
#49 - whitenail (04/25/2013) [-]
Because it worked so great the last time a dude with a big white beard wanted to built a second ark
User avatar #53 to #49 - ififeellikeit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually if you look closely you'll find a fully functioning society.
There will always be people like the Vox Populi no matter what you do. But other wise Columbia functioned just as well if not better than most places. Both Comstock and Ryan had similar ideas, create a city\city state run properly. Comstock just did it better.
User avatar #54 to #53 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Rapture worked pretty well right up until Fontaine showed up. Turns out, Capitalism isn't a match for Sea Slugs with mutagenic properties.
User avatar #178 to #54 - Fontaine (05/08/2013) [-]
Shhhh, people don't need to know that
User avatar #117 to #54 - fedexman (04/25/2013) [-]
Maybe not capitalism it was the more communist system along with sea slugs that cause the main rift and eventual "revolution"..
User avatar #175 to #53 - whitenail (04/26/2013) [-]
Indeed, I was actually really happy with what Irrational did, fleshing out not just the city but it's leading figure rather than just going "LOL CHRISTIANS IN THE CLOUDS" as well as exploring how it was the actions of other, darker figures which tarnished the original aims of Columbia (i.e how Fink manipulated Comstock to allow his abysmal treatment of minorities)
#56 to #53 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
That's because Ryan Dewitt and Comstock are the same person, that's why they had similar ideas.
#66 to #56 - therealtjthemedic (04/25/2013) [-]
>Ryan DeWitt
User avatar #62 to #56 - ififeellikeit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Andrew Ryan From Bioshock 1 and 2. You're thinking of Booker Dewit.
User avatar #8 - Cleavland Steamer (04/25/2013) [-]
>anyone is welcome free of charge
>therefore zombies are welcome free of charge

that may pose somewhat of a hazard
User avatar #15 to #8 - roflnaut (04/25/2013) [-]
Even if it wasn't free of charge, what if the zombies had money?
User avatar #17 to #15 - Cleavland Steamer (04/25/2013) [-]
the organ black market would prosper
User avatar #33 to #17 - paradox (04/25/2013) [-]
those would be some nasty organs
#47 to #33 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
But functioning organs nonetheless
#115 to #47 - thatfuego (04/25/2013) [-]
infected with the zombie virus......
#27 - amuzen (04/25/2013) [-]
wouldn't it be a kick in the balls if the apocalypse was a flood and he didn't make his super bomb shelter water proof so it still flooded?
User avatar #26 - guymandude (04/25/2013) [-]
>Apocalypse begins
>Let anyone in
>Westboro Baptist members show up
>Doesn't let them in
>They give him ****
>"It is God's will that so many die today! Since you have supported him so well, I'm sure your deaths will be most gruesome, as to appease our lord. Hallelujah!" *Slam*

please don't let them in oh great bearded man-savior
User avatar #116 to #26 - fedexman (04/25/2013) [-]
Or knock all of them out individually with chloroform, dress them as fags, bronies etc... put weapons in the shelter and watch the hunger games style fighting on camera.
#77 to #26 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Westboro Baptist zombies.. Now THAT would be scary.
User avatar #114 to #77 - fistoftheaxis (04/25/2013) [-]
Not any less braindead than they are right now.
#119 to #26 - lizardnigger (04/25/2013) [-]
Britfag here, don't understand all the Westboro Baptist Church 			****		. What actually have they done? I'm not defending them, I just want to know. Have a gif for your troubles.
Britfag here, don't understand all the Westboro Baptist Church **** . What actually have they done? I'm not defending them, I just want to know. Have a gif for your troubles.
User avatar #136 to #119 - holybatman (04/25/2013) [-]
They're a hate group specifically targeted toward homosexuals. They are known for picketing military funerals, stating "Thank God for dead soldiers.".

Look up their Wikipedia page and you'll understand why everyone hates them.
User avatar #176 to #136 - lizardnigger (04/26/2013) [-]
Thankyou - this is the only one that helped.
User avatar #177 to #176 - holybatman (04/27/2013) [-]
You're very welcome.
#143 to #119 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
In modern times, anyone who dislikes homosexual marriage is known to be a neo-Nazi intent on personally destroying all life.
User avatar #156 to #143 - rapsuskiller ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Not exactly. In modern times, everyone who tries to stop people from doing something harmless that doesn´t affect their lives for **** is considered an intolerant idiot.
User avatar #169 to #143 - guymandude (04/25/2013) [-]
actually, the reason we hate WBC is because anyone who would protest the funerals of US soldiers and innocent people is known to be a "neo-Nazi intent on destroying all life."
#167 to #119 - wagastragas ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
wait why the duf did he broke that skull
User avatar #39 - hitlersoneballsack (04/25/2013) [-]
has it got wifi?
#101 - darthsanti (04/25/2013) [-]
mfw I read "runs on internet generators"
mfw I read "runs on internet generators"
#35 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
he actually says its for children
you can show up at his door and he'll take the kids but not the parents
not so cool now is it
User avatar #37 to #35 - dachief (04/25/2013) [-]
Still super awesome....unless, of course, he's a pedophile.
User avatar #40 to #35 - secretdestroyers (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, he does look like Santa Claus, which is good enough for me!
#63 - dwarfman (04/25/2013) [-]
Also featured on: Penn and Teller: ******** ! It's a massive safety hazard and the dude is a religious nut ^.^
#140 to #63 - Eichimaru (04/25/2013) [-]
Ooh, which episode?
User avatar #70 to #63 - igenatius (04/25/2013) [-]
I miss that show...
#135 - godofcodes (04/25/2013) [-]
>ark two

There must be another!
User avatar #138 to #135 - thepalmtoptiger (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if you're being serious or not, but there was a first. It was in the bible.
User avatar #76 - IamEllis (04/25/2013) [-]
Thank god. now we can still hear three dog
#52 - semaxtrue (04/25/2013) [-]
Its happening!!!
#42 - swalshy (04/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #50 to #42 - lolzordz (04/25/2013) [-]
who is that heavenly woman?

inb4 "its R2D2"
User avatar #71 to #50 - DropDeadShred (04/25/2013) [-]
It's Titty McHipsapoppin.
User avatar #64 to #50 - xoskell (04/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #126 to #50 - rockamekishiko (04/25/2013) [-]
i too would like to know
#95 to #42 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
[Beeps internally]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - psychlogic (04/24/2013) [-]
"The Ark Two Shelter is the world's largest privately constructed nuclear fallout shelter.[citation needed] Built over the last decades by Bruce Beach, in the village of Horning's Mills (north of Toronto, Ontario),[1] the 10,000 square foot shelter is composed of 42 school buses, which were buried underground as patterns for concrete that was then poured over to provide the main structure, onto which up to fourteen feet of earth were piled to provide fallout protection." - Wikipedia
User avatar #4 to #3 - Whaaaaaaaaa (04/24/2013) [-]
wait! I though all the doomsday nuts were supposed to be in America? Damn it Canada give them back!
User avatar #14 to #4 - trollofhalo (04/25/2013) [-]
**** you, Canada is much more civilized than America. If doomsday were to happen, there would be more culture... but if the Americans had it they'd have a McDicks in there... damn I can't decide between Monks and Munchies.
#123 - redrock (04/25/2013) [-]
Can't wait to kill all the feral ghouls in that vault in Fallout 4
#87 - fleszar (04/25/2013) [-]
if only there's an internet connection too
#38 - vestdk (04/25/2013) [-]
Before you decide to move there, meet the leader, featured on Penn & Tellers: ******** .
#130 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Need an Ark? I Noah guy.
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