Box nigguh. a duck screw a kangaroo sixty-nine a porcupine orgy at the zoo!.. "Khajiit has wears if you have coin."
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#43 - Brezi (04/25/2013) [-]
#21 - thenewmaroi (04/25/2013) [-]
"Khajiit has wears if you have coin."
#50 to #21 - Rascal (04/25/2013) [-]
"j'zargo is displeased by your stupidity"
#107 - moustachefingers (04/25/2013) [-]
"Jzargo is busy. Come back later."
#110 to #107 - tbagbandit (04/25/2013) [-]
You are awesome sir
#83 to #67 - newall (04/25/2013) [-]
m'aiq know's much, tells little.
User avatar #69 to #67 - jordoguy (04/25/2013) [-]
Dying.....
#72 to #67 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
...Eeeeeh, I'd better not. The last time I bought drugs I spent six months floating in some goddamn fish tank steering a spaceship around.
...Eeeeeh, I'd better not. The last time I bought drugs I spent six months floating in some goddamn fish tank steering a spaceship around.
#46 - idividedbyzero ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Khajit high as ****
#45 - nucularwar (04/25/2013) [-]
"I am the hero this box deserves"
#28 - chewythewolftwo (04/25/2013) [-]
I can't even come up with a funny comment.   
Because that's just 			*******		 adorable.
I can't even come up with a funny comment.
Because that's just ******* adorable.
User avatar #94 to #63 - lordgeneral (04/25/2013) [-]
Aww... er... aww!
#18 - yiffcario (04/25/2013) [-]
Omg you're right.
#89 to #59 - benjibonz (04/25/2013) [-]
Well done sir.
Well done sir.
#104 to #89 - takesomemorewater (04/25/2013) [-]
Thank you very much, gentleman.
Thank you very much, gentleman.
#47 - mmmilovemeth (04/25/2013) [-]
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#48 to #47 - Classic (04/25/2013) [-]
aww u beat me to the archer Gif
#2 - Rascal (04/24/2013) [-]
What is it with cats and boxes?
#139 to #2 - Rascal (04/25/2013) [-]
Whats it with Men and Vaginas?
User avatar #79 to #2 - snoe (04/25/2013) [-]
cat's enjoy confined spaces that they have control over, akin to their own cave or something, being in a box gives them control of that territory of its own
User avatar #30 to #2 - thebarnacle **User deleted account** (04/25/2013) [-]
that was beautiful
User avatar #3 to #2 - traelos (04/24/2013) [-]
It's because cats are actually aliens who came to earth 6000 years ago to create the slave race of humans. They then forced the humans to build massive pyramids to hide their secret spaceships (Which are made out of what is essentially cardboard boxes). However, they did not realize there was a contagion in the atmosphere which slowly rotted their brains. Their final act as a race was to send a radio-like signal all over the planet telling their species to leave, but it was too late they all forgot how to fly the ships.

To this day, cats always gravitate to boxes in a last ditch effort to escape, but they simply cannot remember how to fly them. Truly, we should lament for our fallen cat overlords.
User avatar #5 to #3 - mikeliterous (04/24/2013) [-]
*this is what scientologists actually believe
User avatar #14 to #5 - thewebspinner (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm a scientologist and I deny any correlation between boxes and cats, In fact I deny the existence of boxes, cardboard or felines large or small. It never happened.
Now, just... Move along.
#99 to #3 - Rascal (04/25/2013) [-]
That looks an awful lot like the Futurama episode in which cats steal Earth's rotation energy.

I know, I know, I'm not fun at parties.
User avatar #143 to #99 - traelos (04/25/2013) [-]
I know, I was inspired by said episode
User avatar #41 to #3 - nathanielcockburn (04/25/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
#116 to #3 - matuemco (04/25/2013) [-]
beautiful
beautiful
#159 to #3 - newborn (04/25/2013) [-]
There is actually a Science Fiction short story that is remarkably close to your version, but without the cats and boxes. It's called "Devolution" by Edmond Hamilton in 1931.

I found a link for anyone who wanted to read it:
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#113 to #3 - Rascal (04/25/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#128 to #113 - Rascal (04/25/2013) [-]
CATS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Cats hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Cats segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Cats also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Cats, and look for Cats who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#140 to #128 - Rascal (04/25/2013) [-]
9/10 would smirk again
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#115 - Byte (04/25/2013) [-]
#157 to #115 - Rascal (04/25/2013) [-]
you are the ninth person to post this joke faggot
User avatar #117 to #115 - lordvimless (04/25/2013) [-]
i'm sorry i can only offer 10$ for it.
#100 - yourociroll (04/25/2013) [-]
>mfw
#68 - zamka (04/25/2013) [-]
#61 - hetreks (04/25/2013) [-]
It reminds them of their space ships from when they first came to earth.
It reminds them of their space ships from when they first came to earth.
#65 to #61 - mypielovingfriend (04/25/2013) [-]
Very funny Carl now LET ME THE 			****		 OUT
Very funny Carl now LET ME THE **** OUT
#96 to #32 - Rascal (04/25/2013) [-]
fukkin saved
#17 - kyoutu (04/25/2013) [-]
#133 to #17 - dwellmaster ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
PUSSY NUTS!!
#162 to #133 - Rascal (04/25/2013) [-]
YOU HAD SAUCE TO "PEARLY WHITES?"
#22 - sakuranbokiss (04/25/2013) [-]
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