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User avatar #190 - AresX (04/25/2013) [-]
What's with fj being so misogynistic over the last month or so?
#183 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (04/25/2013) [-]
>Most of comments section in a post about having a gf is related to users lamenting the fact that no girl will date them
>thumbs up blatantly misogynist posts, then proceeds to generalize all women in the comments as money-sucking bitches
#189 to #183 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
And supporting a conservative douchbag on top of it.
#182 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
#177 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
Funny junk really don't like girls
#174 - olafthebard (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm glad this isn't a feminist post, otherwise I'd have to go on a long, hard, and angry rant.
User avatar #179 to #174 - drooms (04/25/2013) [-]
God help us
#171 - aesis ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm sick of all this.
I really, really am. Women's rights. Why women are wrong. Why men are wrong. It's all stupid.
People forget everyone is different. Not every woman wants to marry, or have a child. Not every woman is a slut who cries rape, or sleep with as many men as they can.
Not every man is as efficient as their female partner. Not every man is as intelligent as their partner.
Not every man is the head of the house, likewise with women.

Gender plays no role in who you truly are.
#180 to #171 - camthepedobear (04/25/2013) [-]
"Gender plays no role in who you truly are. "

Top lel
User avatar #178 to #171 - drooms (04/25/2013) [-]
Just give it up.
FJ's a lost cause.
#170 - alucardshellhound (04/25/2013) [-]
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#169 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is absolute complete bollocks!!!!!

Girls hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces covered in tons of make up and "beauty-surgery" so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and girls segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Girls also segregate, and are babbling on about shoes to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are fapping around girls, and look for girls who give people dirty/seductive looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#168 - festinas (04/25/2013) [-]
Don't scroll down just move along, you'll regret it.
Don't scroll down just move along, you'll regret it.
User avatar #188 to #168 - explosivelightning (04/25/2013) [-]
thanks for the heads up man, ill be going now
User avatar #165 - xsjrrubedo (04/25/2013) [-]

They piss me off.
User avatar #131 - anonhelp (04/25/2013) [-]
That's b.s. guys. I don't mind your sexist posts or comments. Some of them are actually funny but this is too far. My mom raised TWO kids by herself. Not only did we both got everything we needed. Including new school clothes every year. But she was there to actually raise us and teach us everything we needed to know to go off into the world on our own. She taught us both to be strong. To be able to fix everything ourselves. How to change the oil in a car, how to unclog a toilet. She taught us how to not have to depend on anyone else. She also taught us how to be sensitive to others feelings. She was both a mother and a father to us. And you know what she STILL does everything she can for us. We're both grown and moved out, I live 2,000 miles away from her and she's still always there when I need her. And despite the arguing when I grew up she's my best friend. So next time you wanna post something like this remember your talking about YOUR mother too. YOUR sister. YOUR future daughter. It's not funny. And I hope when you ****** you marry a woman like things who takes you for everything you've got.
User avatar #155 to #131 - echogamer (04/25/2013) [-]
i respect your mother but if there is equality then the woman should not get anything. she is capable of working, and if not the government should help pay. just because two people dont want to be together anymore dosent mean that one person should get more than the other.
User avatar #161 to #155 - anonhelp (04/25/2013) [-]
The only reason there is child support is because one of the parents are not there to take care of that child. If the father has custody then the mother pays child support. And child supports goes to supporting the child not buying things for yourself. And on equality, that's definitely a discussion for another time. But I don't agree with it. Yes, woman are capable of doing the exact same thing as a man. But no, I personally don't want to.
User avatar #150 to #131 - gokuismyhero (04/25/2013) [-]
your mom sounds just like my mom. i have 2 sisters, our dad died when i was 4. your story gave me some feels for some reason haha
User avatar #154 to #150 - anonhelp (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm really sorry to hear that. And I'm glad you like my comment. Remember there are bad mothers out there, your mom doesn't / didn't have to be there for you. She chooses to because she loves you. Both of our mothers have given everything they could for us. So treat her with respect, and when the time comes take care of her when she needs it.
User avatar #157 to #154 - gokuismyhero (04/25/2013) [-]
of course i will, very few people deserve as much of my love as my mother
User avatar #164 to #157 - anonhelp (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm glad to hear that. Also, woman look at how you treat your mother as to how you will treat them. Just for future references. =]
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User avatar #152 to #137 - anonhelp (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh and that picture is old. Try getting some new material. Just understand it is NEVER a woman's job to take care of a grown man. If you want that live in your parents basement for the rest of your life. Because those expectations are unrealistic. And by the way my kitchen is spotless and there is always a hot meal waiting for my boyfriend. But I don't do it because it's my job. I do it because I like doing things for him. Because I like when he and everyone else around me is happy. But I guess it's too much to ask for the same respect.
User avatar #162 to #152 - moshthun (04/25/2013) [-]
But next to all that, you do know that there are plenty of women that do that kind of **** right?


That is the kind of woman this picture is referring to.
User avatar #167 to #162 - anonhelp (04/25/2013) [-]
Ok, I couldn't watch that. 1 I hate fox. And 2 that woman talking is annoying. So I'm assuming that video is about equality. And if you read my other comments down below. You will see some of my views on that topic.
User avatar #160 to #152 - moshthun (04/25/2013) [-]
First of all, kudo's to your mom, she sounds like an amazing person.

No seriously, call her right now and tell her that she is a great person and if she asks you why so, tell her because she made you feel loved and ask if you can visit soon. She will appreciate that a lot. Trust me. Have some good time with your mom.

Secondly, the fact that the picture is old doesn't mean anything about the credibility. I mean, the theory of relativity is old, but still holds true. (EVOLUTION IS EVEN OLDER!)

But in this case, that picture is kinda ****** up to use.

Again, you have an awesome mom.
User avatar #172 to #160 - anonhelp (04/25/2013) [-]
Thank you. She is amazing. She plans on coming down to visit soon. I already have a guest room made up for her. =]
I really appreciate your comment.

And no a picture being old does not effect it's credibility. But it was not right to post it on my comment. I give people respect, and I admit when I am wrong. All I ask is for people to do the same.
User avatar #173 to #172 - moshthun (04/25/2013) [-]
And it is rightfully yours to do so.
User avatar #132 to #131 - ninjasquirle (04/25/2013) [-]
What about women hitting up their sperm donors for child support?
User avatar #146 to #132 - anonhelp (04/25/2013) [-]
No, I think that is completely wrong. They should already have laws against that. I'm not going to say EVERY woman is right just because I am one. Just like I'm not going to call every guy an ******* just because I've dated a few. People will be who they are. All I'm saying is claiming that all women say that don't need a man as long as everyone else is paying their way is completely untrue. But I'm also not saying that some women are like that. My mother is just 1 woman out of how many? But it still disproves the post. It's not fair to hard working women. How many women out there go to work and take care of their dead beat of a husband? A lot. This post hits a lot of people the wrong way. Including me. Which is pretty much the only reason I had commented on this post.
User avatar #151 to #146 - ninjasquirle (04/25/2013) [-]
I know what your trying to say. But my mom was one person who was great but my aunt beat my two cousins and was strung out on pain killers and threatened to report my cousin's car stolen because she wouldn't talk to her. Women are people just like men and the majority of people in the world are ******** . I just happen to have more than a few in my family and perfectly willing to diss my aunt after the **** she has done to people, my uncle is not much better they are like partners in crime actually.
User avatar #158 to #151 - anonhelp (04/25/2013) [-]
I understand that. Not personally, but my boyfriend's mother was......a terrible one. To him and his brothers. And even today she still trying to make their lives miserable. The only reason he hasn't cut off complete contact is because she has custody of his 11yr old sister. Who he's seen twice? in the past 4 years. So, I'm sorry about your cousins. I can understand how bad it would be. I hope everything turns out ok. For your cousins, you and the rest of your family.
#122 - setipaneqabu (04/25/2013) [-]
my best friend's ex-wife makes $83 an hour on the internet. She has been out of a job for 5 months but last month her income was $15405 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more here... www.dot75.com
#116 - maaarknuuuut (04/25/2013) [-]
dat title
#127 to #116 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 - casval (04/25/2013) [-]
Pretty sure men can actually get all those things too... just sayin...
User avatar #130 to #115 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
While they can, the courts are biased towards women in most cases, so it's more difficult. At least here in the U.S.
User avatar #136 to #130 - ninjasquirle (04/25/2013) [-]
What's really funny is California is only looking to change alimony laws to make them more "fair" (no longer lifetime alimony) after cases of men getting alimony started rising due to women having better jobs. Yeah only when men can start benefiting does everyone see it as unfair.
User avatar #138 to #136 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
Cali is ****** up state, and too many people there are just complete idiots, men and women. Luckily I live just on the other side, I can see Cali from across the lake.
User avatar #143 to #138 - ninjasquirle (04/25/2013) [-]
I actually wan't to move there but it would be in the Redwood forest away from everyone else, my current state is a ******** and just last sunday a meth lab exploded in my apartment complex, the real kicker was that their was three state troopers living within 500 ft of the guy.
User avatar #110 - vedgetable (04/25/2013) [-]
ithink if either one of the parents should be agianst the child beeing born, it should be aborted. no need to put another person in this overpopulated world of ours
User avatar #125 to #110 - thetattooedone (04/25/2013) [-]
My friend is going to be 26, divorced, has 4 kids with 2 different guys, doesn't work and her current baby daddy is a loser. The last child she had she WANTED to abort but she is afraid of the surgical abortion and couldn't afford the medical one. She lives off student loans and child support.
User avatar #148 to #125 - vedgetable (04/25/2013) [-]
well obviously a medical abortions is cheaper than having a kid.
a medical abortion is 800 dollars max.
you woult think having a child costs more then 800 bucks, im sorry to hurt you and or your friends feeling, but having a kid while you dont have a solid source of income, or even if you didnt want one in the first place is plain stupid
think of the same 4 children she has now, but with a man who has a good income, a warm income, and your friend beeing graduated, and most of all happy
wouldnt it be better.

tell your friend i feel for her but the path she has taken is a destructive one, i wish her and her kids all the strength of the world.
but yet

sometimes its better to say goodbye before you say hello

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User avatar #193 to #148 - thetattooedone (04/25/2013) [-]
You are not hurting my feelings. I told her to get the abortion too. When she found out she was pregnant, the surgical would have been about $250 while the medical was $4XX. She was afraid of the pain but I told her that it wasn't that bad and that the medical one sounds even worse.

(I am speaking from abortion experience. Now I'm happily married and pregnant on my own terms. I fixed my mistakes and I don't regret my decision.)
User avatar #196 to #193 - vedgetable (04/25/2013) [-]
but what i actually meant was for the guys side,
at a point, i want a kid as much as the girl would want it
you cant say the mother cares more for a kid, or has more rights over the kid
you know how defistating it would be to a half decent like myself (even if i say it myself)

i mean ofcourse its the womens body but how much does it suck that a part of you is born to early, and you cant give what you wanted it to, its actually like getting raped and not beeing able to get an abortion, you dont want to bring your offspring to the world without having the means to give him the live every kid should have a right to having
User avatar #149 to #148 - vedgetable (04/25/2013) [-]
a warm heart*
#117 to #110 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, no. No one can make you do something as emotionally and physically tolling as an abortion for any reason. It's easy for a man to say that, but it's not up to anyone but the person that would have to go through it.
User avatar #159 to #117 - vedgetable (04/25/2013) [-]
im sorry. but think i would have it even worse if a stubborn bitch block me from having my kind have the brightest future ahead of him when he is born,
User avatar #156 to #117 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
"Yeah, no. No one can make you do something as emotionally and physically tolling as an abortion for any reason."

Mothers force baby boys to have extremely painful circumcision for "no reason" other than for their penises to look prettier.

#185 to #156 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]

What the **** are you talking about?
User avatar #204 to #185 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #113 to #112 - vedgetable (04/25/2013) [-]
accidents happen, better correct them and not bare a child who is going to lead more difficult life then neccesairy
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User avatar #124 to #121 - vedgetable (04/25/2013) [-]
well no, i mean i could be intoxicated and not think clear, or the condom might have teared, or hell the girl could have forgotten to take her birthcontroll pill

and maybe i would be an irresponseble **** tard, do you really want me to have a child?, not only reproducing my idiocy but also ruining an innocent life?
or the child to grow up without fital part of family?
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User avatar #128 to #126 - vedgetable (04/25/2013) [-]
maybe i dont want to have a child of mine to grow up without me because i made a mistake and had him to early, if she really wants to raise kid she could go to sperm bank and get a child of a man who doesnt mind his ofspring not having him as a father.

also if she wants to raise a child herself, why would i have to pay child support
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User avatar #197 to #191 - vedgetable (04/25/2013) [-]
*note, nobody wanted her to get pregnant,
if you noticed times have changed, people have sex for pleasure, you mean that i shouldnt ever have sex with a girl untill im ready to have a child?
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#202 to #201 - vedgetable (04/25/2013) [-]
what the **** is wrong with you?
#203 to #202 - wallaby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #203 - vedgetable (04/25/2013) [-]
im a healthy 17 year old iranian immigrant in holland, how old are you
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User avatar #207 to #206 - vedgetable (04/26/2013) [-]
yeah, i'd expect a mother of two children to say something like this.
people have sex for pleasure, not just for having a child.
what your saying is, like saying
hey, you may shoot a gun, but not at targets, you have to shoot in a crowd and if someone gets hit, accept the conseqentes
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User avatar #211 to #208 - vedgetable (04/26/2013) [-]
you're saying there HAS to be a conseqence to having sex, while there clearly doesnt
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#106 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
why does funnyjunk whine so much about equality politics? didn't any of you have alone mothers, sisters or nice girlfriends? or are you just a bunch of very ********** men?
User avatar #108 to #106 - sloar (04/25/2013) [-]
Equality politics get scrutinised because they are ridiculously unbalanced, that's why.
User avatar #107 to #106 - ldial (04/25/2013) [-]
I sense a feminist among us.
#118 to #107 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm going to go out on a limb and say most feminists don't call people pussies
#103 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
Great more unfunny woman hating **** . Why do I even come here anymore?
User avatar #97 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
Yea I totally agree like the time my piece of **** dad skipped town with his mistress and left my mom and me just sitting there like we never existed. She worked as a neonatal intensive care unit nurse full time and had to pay for all the bills they once shared raise me, and get me through college. What a piece of weak **** she was taking my dad to court for child support. I mean come on right guys.
User avatar #105 to #97 - toughactintinactin (04/25/2013) [-]
Same kind of situation, my mom is a nuclear medicine technologists. She makes just enough to get by and feed me and my two brothers. My dad currently owes over $10,000 in arrears and is dragging his feet with his employer so that my mom isn't seeing a penny. Honestly my mom is the most strong, hardworking, and independent women i have ever met, and my dad is a cowardly bitch who can't even look his kids in the eye.
User avatar #98 to #97 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2013) [-]
My dad had to raise my brother and me all by himself and had no help financially or in pretty much any other way.
User avatar #99 to #98 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
Congratulations what was his profession and where do you live (not exactly but metropolitan area)
User avatar #102 to #99 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2013) [-]
We had to move across the country and buy a new house in an exurb of Nashville. He's also paying for college for my brother all by himself, too.

Life sucks when you have a single parent, but whether or not it's a male or female parent shouldn't determine how much support is given from the outside.
User avatar #104 to #102 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm not talking from the outside I'm talking about child support alone that is all my mother took, and she deserved it because she wasn't the only person involved in bringing me into the world. Plus she was a nurse who made an ok salary and we both lived in South Jersey which with taxes and the fact that NJ is the most densely populated state making land expensive, caused our expenses to be hire than most. And since my parents both bought that house with their combined incomes in mind she couldn't afford to live there on her own. So your saying she should go to the poor house or move with me because my dad decided to ditch us for some random bitch. **** that I say she should have went for alimony too.
User avatar #199 to #104 - AnomynousUser (04/25/2013) [-]
Much like asschwitz was saying, I did mean that women shouldn't be getting any more money than the man would have gotten. I wasn't really responding to your story in specific, but more of how in general, courts tend to give women more when it comes to when the parents break up and the woman has to care for the children than man and how unequally treated they are. And I left for school, which is why it took so long to reply.
User avatar #133 to #104 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
I think what he was saying is the courts shouldn't decided what you get/don't get based on gender, but instead should base it off of your financial situation, your income, and similar things. I'm not saying the court you went to didn't do that, but a disappointing amount of courts in the US tend to bias towards women.
#163 to #133 - rowenaq (04/25/2013) [-]
... how do you know that?
#139 to #133 - newsmyrna (04/25/2013) [-]
Well lets be honest asschwitz. In most cases historically women have made less money and have possession of the children which is why they tend to lean that way. Now I agree with you that a court shouldn't side with a woman just because she is a woman, but lumping all single divorced mothers together as charity cases and drags on the system is ludicrous.

Pic of Dachau not related.
User avatar #141 to #139 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
I would love to continue this debate, but I have to leave for school, so I'll see around later sometime and I wish a happy Thursday.
#88 - ecomale ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
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#82 - hydromatic (04/25/2013) [-]
.. And this.
#114 to #82 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
Not if you know how to use your fingers properly
#93 to #82 - imonaboatman (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, every woman needs a good candle. That one looks kinda melted and deformed though. I think she should buy a new one.
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