Every time. 100% not OC. Ill, How MOST we GROUPS. What if we had an online Funnyjunk D&D campaign with DJ 4DM1N as the Dungeon Master? TLOTR Monthy python Holy Grial bunny
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#11 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Story time!
.First time playing in a large group(8 people)
.Our group is looking for a dungeon called: "The Dungeon of Puzzles"
.We stop at a village that is apparently near said dungeon
.In the whole village only half the houses are occupied
.We get the smart idea to split up
.We require 3/3 pieces of information to locate the dungeon
.The first house is run down and occupied by a poor woman riddled with diseases
.The two rouges: Corrin and Hachikuji decide to visit said house
.Lockpick the door and the first thing Corrin does is cut off the womans finger when she fails to answer the first question
.Hachikuji intimidates him into the corner but fails to roll a heal check so the woman dies
.Across town there is a meth house
.The Elf Wizard: Gingavitus and the Paladin Dragonborn: Jin
.They knock on the door and after waiting two minutes a bunch of locks are opened and an eye peers out of the gap
.Ginga decided to pull a weird face so the door was closed on them
.Then they got the bright idea to pretend to be law enforcement
.A loud clattering of instruments and glass breaking could be heard for a minute before it stopped
.After they stood there for another minute they realise that the meth dealer is escaping
.Jin fails roll check for both strength and constitution to break down the door so he ends up rolling on the dirt rubbing his shoulder
.Ginga decides to use Magic Missile on the door but fails his roll and it ricochets off the door, flies over his head, hits a lantern then hits Ginga in the back
.Two grown men lay on the ground for five minutes, groning in pain and by the time they got up, the meth dealer was gone
.And they got no meth out of it, building was cleared out
>DM's face when Corrin murdered a woman in cold blood and Ginga and Jin got beaten by a door
#112 to #11 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Magic missile has no miss chance (at least in 3.5)
#141 to #112 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Hi, im the DM in that quest... umm... he didnt roll to see if he hit, he rolled to see if the magic missile was strong enough to penetrate the door, he didnt roll strong enough... and so it ricocheted off it.
User avatar #127 to #112 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh it hit the door, it just ricocheted off it
#133 to #127 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Hi, im the DM in that quest... umm... he didnt roll to see if he hit, he rolled to see if the magic missile was strong enough to penetrate the door, he didnt roll strong enough... and so it ricocheted off it.
User avatar #73 to #11 - kandazz (04/25/2013) [-]
Glorious tale chap.
User avatar #13 to #11 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Continuation:
.Another group comprising of: Clover the Elf Fighter, Saul Selvin the Gambler and Dickus Bickus the Warlord
.They manage to find the village idiot who at the time was licking the dirt off the ground
.Upon spotting the adventurers, the idiot begun to run away, Saul used hypnotise to enchant the idiot into his snare
.DM only allowed to questions to be asked before the hypnotise wore off
.Managed to get 2/3 required information from the idiot
.DM tells Saul to roll an intimidation check: rolls 17
.When the hypnotise wears off the idiot has a heart attack from fright and dies
.But no one cares
.Next is my character: The human fighter Mr Bubbles who decides to visit the rich house
.Fails to get past the butler so he moves to the nearby window and spots the master sitting inside the living room
.Mr Bubbles taps the glass "Let me in I'm a fairy"
.The Master runs away in horror so Bubbles breaks in through the window
.Finds the master in his bedroom sitting in the corner and holding a knife, but after showing he is of no harm the master invites him for tea and to talk about the dungeon
.Not only get the required 3/3 information but also find out that there is a secret treasure trove behind a secret door
.Having the information we had all decided to meet up at the well in the centre of town
.Now this is where it gets hectic
User avatar #19 to #13 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Continuation:
.Dickus questions why Corrin has blood on his robes and Hachikuji rats him out about murdering a woman
.Having simply intended to find a dungeon a murder was looked down upon in the group
.We ball gag and hog tie Corrin while we debate in (10 real minute time) to decide Corrins fate
.We come to an agreement of bringing him in, having stripped him of his everything but his weapons and receive the bounty
.Corrin pays his bail with his weapons after he spend the night in a cell, being pounded by the guards
.We then left to the Dungeon of Puzzles the next day
.Upon entering a dungeon we found a door to the right of the hallway
.Infront of it was a panel and above the door was a sign that said "Only those with great wisdom may enter this door"
.Gingavitus, being the wizard had enough wisdom to enter, so he got sepperated from the group
.Unable to do nothing else we continued on the the main chamber
.Dickus being up front was engulfed by a gelatinous cube that was disguised as a floor square
.Dickus managed to pull himself out of the cube and Hackikuji rolled a critical hit on her dagger throw (Just imagine a super sonic knife throw)
.When the cube was left with one health point, Mr Bubbles decided to consume it
.Rolled to pick it up: succeeded. Rolled to Endure its burn: succeeded. Rolled to Swallow it: succeeded. Rolled to Keep it down: succeeded
. practicley, ate it like a jello shot
.Got cheers from eating a gelatinous cube
.Meanwhile Ginga was having an adventure of his own
User avatar #24 to #19 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Continuation:
.Alone and the door shut behind him Ginga could only move forward
.Entering a room he was suddenly chased by a huge bolder down a hallway
.He managed and it went tumbling off the edge and into the abyss
.He continued on into the next room, upon entering the doorways shut and a bomb appears that will go off in four minutes and can't be disarmed
.He finds a metal cabinet to his left that is large enough to fit inside
.Then he realises
.Gingavitus is a big fan of Indiana Jones but found the 4th movie terrible and hated the fridge scene with a burning passion
.This was all an elaborate ruse to put him in the exact same situation as Indy
.Ginga screams with anger how unfair it is, but its either die or have his pride crushed he chose to live
.Opening the cabinet he found a skeleton with a hat and a whip
.Tossing the skeleton out to make room, he equipped the hat and got comfy
.The Bomb went off and Ginga survived, the blast had opened the doors, so he continued on, with a whip and a hat
.Up ahead to came across a snake pit and using the whip he snared a nearby statue and swung across
.The room then begun to fill up with more snakes so remembering the movie, Ginga toppled over the statue which made a opening in the wall to his escape
.But he would walk into something horrible
User avatar #27 to #24 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Continuation:
.While Gingavitus was doing all that, the main group continued on to the next room
.Upon entering we found a ice dragon that was guarding the treasure room
.Now Hachikuji is the weird on of the group and so she wanted to seduce the dragon
.She succeeds and right there and then, has sex with a dragon while we watch on with horror
.At the same time Ginga has burst in through the wall of the same room with the statue and finds the crazy situation before him
.He reunites with the group and he notices a riddle in draconic right under the dragon
.Being honourably bound to protect the treasure we are forced to kill it
.Hachikuji uses Kings Castle ability to swap places with Dickus so he momentarily gets raped
.The battle was intense but in the end Jin uses his Dragonborn powers to burn the Dragon to death (Where have I seen that before?)
.With the dragon dead and each of us packing some of his hide to make into equipment, Bubbles finds the secret door that the master was talking about
.Above the door is a sentence written in cryptic language, we look it over for a minute until Ginga realises what it says
."In the language of the old, I'm a Homo"
.The door parts revealing large amount of gold
.Now we go to solve the main riddle that the dragon was guarding, three riddles to be exact
.Ginga answers the first one right to be: Skunk, upon saying that a skunk drops down from a hole and onto his face spraying him with its stank
.With Ginga down its up to Saul to finish the riddles
.He answers the second riddle correctly as: Fish Hook, a fish hook drops down from the same hole and pierces his eyebrow
.Ignoring it, Saul decides to keep it and is even going to encrust it with diamonds later
.The third answer was: Wheel, nothing drops down but the door opens to the treasure room
.Inside we find loot and a gold orb that grants those a weapon in form of their desired weapon
.We give this to Hachikuji due to her only having knives so she makes a bow
.She wasn't pregnant
User avatar #142 to #27 - thelegitmetalhead (04/25/2013) [-]
> DoesYourShiftButtonWork.png
#95 to #27 - rzone (04/25/2013) [-]
"Hachikuji uses Kings Castle ability to swap places with Dickus so he momentarily gets raped "
My sides!
User avatar #34 to #27 - motherfuckingkenji (04/25/2013) [-]
Dude, what if...
Aight, bear with me....
What if Hachikuji WAS pregnant and you recruited a 9th player to be her illegitimate half-dragon child.
His special abilities would be fire-vomit and ********** .
User avatar #37 to #34 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
The DM made her roll, got a 16 so the DM said she didn't get pregnant
We argued but the DM's decision is final
User avatar #38 to #37 - motherfuckingkenji (04/25/2013) [-]
Well fine, she got dragon AIDS then.
I just think that if nothing came out of it, her vagina was used for nothing but a distraction.
User avatar #39 to #38 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
He said that Hachikuji is based off the character of the same name and looks like a ten year old Loli, but is really 18 due to the fountain of youth

So its like the weirdest porn ever
#56 to #39 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Mayoi Hachikuji is an anime character (Bakemonogatari) who is also a loli... Coincidence?
#58 to #56 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually, it is that Hachikuji, I even did a drawing of:
Hachikuji
Mr. Bubbles
Dickus Bickus

Hachikuji even has the same clothing as a request of the player
#60 to #58 - soraisrox (04/25/2013) [-]
Well, that makes reading that one sentence even more disturbing...

...and kinky.
User avatar #63 to #60 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Believe me, we shared glares of disbelief on the fact that a 18 year old loli had sex with a dragon right there and then
User avatar #88 to #19 - evilmagic (04/25/2013) [-]
>Wizard
>Wisdom

...Wizards use intelligence as their main score, why the hell would he have really high Wisdom? He isn't a cleric
#135 to #88 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
dont listen to this guy, I was the DM of that quest, he doesnt get his facts right, it was an intelligence check not a wisdom check, hes not very good at paying attention.
User avatar #89 to #88 - crustypizza (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah I found that weird as well, though it was on the sheet, a high wisdom
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (04/24/2013) [-]
What if we had an online Funnyjunk D&D campaign with DJ 4DM1N as the Dungeon Master?
User avatar #57 to #8 - churrundo (04/25/2013) [-]
I've never played it and I want to.
User avatar #59 to #57 - captainfuckitall (04/25/2013) [-]
There really is no better boardgame, it can be literally anything provided you have a good DM (Dungeon Master)
User avatar #62 to #59 - churrundo (04/25/2013) [-]
considering how nice has DJ 4DM1N been lately, I think it's possible
#61 to #8 - organiclead (04/25/2013) [-]
It would be the most terrible game known to man. Worse than Vampire with only fish malks. Worse than any session of Fatal. Worse than a D&D campaign where everyone starts out with a deck of many things. Worse than Dark Heresy with acolytes who all secretly worship chaos.

This seems liek it would be a beautiful train wreck. Let's do it.
User avatar #23 to #8 - matibh (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh my god, that would be awesome.
User avatar #115 to #8 - bible (04/25/2013) [-]
Me and my friends are trying to check out how running a skype D&D would work.

If it works there then why not here?
User avatar #159 to #8 - mattimeon (04/25/2013) [-]
Why is this not a thing?
User avatar #126 to #8 - fargone (04/25/2013) [-]
I think a D&D campaign with a couple hundred player would be interesting. We could have a few sub-DMs and give them control of smaller, more manageable sub-groups while DJ 4DM1N controlled the overall world. having your party arrive at the dragon's cave only to find that it's already under siege by 30 other players would be kind of cool.
#139 to #126 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
You might as well play an MMO by that point. Combat would be a slow as a bitch.
User avatar #148 to #139 - fargone (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, that would be the problem.
#64 to #8 - jthwdragon (04/25/2013) [-]
if that happened there would probably be a huge group of angry black men swarming everything they pass
User avatar #68 to #64 - captainfuckitall (04/25/2013) [-]
It could be the plague

We are the cure
User avatar #32 to #8 - fistoftheaxis (04/25/2013) [-]
Aye, I'll be there. My Dragon Dildo +7 thirsts for virgin anus.
User avatar #70 to #8 - celend (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm not overly keen on opening a cupboard and finding a nuke
User avatar #15 to #8 - guymandude (04/25/2013) [-]
Or phanact.
Although I don't think that would work out very well.

>"We begin our tale, young funnyjunkies, in the peaceful land of Equestria, where..."
>everyone leaves
User avatar #16 to #15 - phanact (04/25/2013) [-]
I don't always talk about ponies
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User avatar #18 to #17 - phanact (04/25/2013) [-]
But when I do
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Exactly
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#53 - xexion (04/25/2013) [-]
Time for dump
#74 to #53 - zzzapped (04/25/2013) [-]
Were you at /tg/ yesterday?
There was a thread with alot of these
#77 to #74 - xexion (04/25/2013) [-]
Nah most these are taken from FJ but I do enjoy /tg/'s threads
#78 to #77 - zzzapped (04/25/2013) [-]
Ok, there were a great lot of derails and similar.
#96 to #53 - thatoneangelo (04/25/2013) [-]
olden but golden
#75 to #53 - zzzapped (04/25/2013) [-]
Time for the Legend of old Man Henderson
#79 to #53 - zzzapped (04/25/2013) [-]
All these are of course curtsy of /tg/
User avatar #82 to #79 - thatnerdyguy (04/25/2013) [-]
Best board.
#80 to #79 - zzzapped (04/25/2013) [-]
Some Star wars Fun
#83 to #53 - thatnerdyguy (04/25/2013) [-]
Here are some highlights from a thread about references in D&D games.
#116 to #83 - grievver (04/25/2013) [-]
I kinda feel stupid, but you could explain them?
I either don't get them, or am not too sure >_>
User avatar #169 to #116 - limb ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
also last one is scoobydoo
User avatar #154 to #116 - heybabywhatsshakin (04/25/2013) [-]
The swimming jellyfish summoner is from Pokemon - one of the first swimming trainers you meet say "its a lovely day for a swim" or something and only have tentacools in their party ( jellyfish). Wess Smithson = Smith and Weeson, a company that made guns/revolvers. Warnsforth=Farnsworth, always said "oooh my yesss."
User avatar #189 to #116 - thatnerdyguy (04/25/2013) [-]
The ones the other people explained are correct.
Also, the first one is a reference to knowyourmeme.com/memes/that-really-rustled-my-jimmies
The one underneath the Pokemon one is the Wizard of Oz.
The one underneath the Scooby Doo one is How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Any we missed?
#55 to #53 - xexion (04/25/2013) [-]
I should really name my ****
#14 - spooooon (04/25/2013) [-]
When your a halfling and have a half orc barbarian in your group   
"Throw me at him"
When your a halfling and have a half orc barbarian in your group
"Throw me at him"
User avatar #30 to #14 - mightyohm (04/25/2013) [-]
Giant as friend, Me and my cousin twin gnome roges. Throw us. Good Times
#156 to #30 - Gnome (04/25/2013) [-]
why do people keep throwing me????
User avatar #190 to #156 - mightyohm (04/26/2013) [-]
US, why do people keep throwing US
User avatar #92 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I got one:
>DMing for a Warhammer Fantasy RP group.
>Lustria campaign, so Lizardmen and dinos galore
>Have an Ogre and a knight errant in the party that are buddies
>Duo decides to split off from the group to go explore the forest
>Hear stomping in the distance
>Go investigate, come to a clearing and peer out of the brush
>A bunch of skinks trying to bring an unruly stegadon into line
>Ogre and knight errant decide to charge out screaming
>Skinks caught of guard, trying to scramble up on top of the stegadon but failing miserably
>stegadon freaks out and starts rampaging
>Ogre attempts to grapple the stegadon for a good 10 minutes in game while the knight dodges its charges and kills skinks
>Ogre now riding the Stegadon, can't get it under control
>Stegadon lands a hit on the knight
> ****** .jpg
to be continued
User avatar #94 to #92 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
CONTINUED:
>Knight player asks me if he can make a dodge attempt, doesn't have skill so it'll have penalties
>Knight carrying a shield, decides to make a block attempt
>Rolls equivalent of a natural 20.
>Jesus ******* christ...
>Let him make a strength check, rolls a 10
>another 10. Another 10. A 9.
>Lowly knight errant deflects massive ******* rampaging triceratops with a wooden round shield
>Stegadon goes crashing into the ground
>Ogre pins it down
>Knight happened to take charm animal
>Another nat20
>Ogre and knight return to party riding the ******* stegadon

And that is the story of how my players broke my Lustria campaign
#160 - ragingflamingos (04/25/2013) [-]
As of our last D&D game, our healer has been killed by a frost giant and a fire spell gone awry (my bad), our druid has a pet whore who turned into a dragon following him around and our tank just got possessed by a gay sado-masochist necromancer.
As of our last D&D game, our healer has been killed by a frost giant and a fire spell gone awry (my bad), our druid has a pet whore who turned into a dragon following him around and our tank just got possessed by a gay sado-masochist necromancer.
User avatar #171 to #160 - multimedia (04/25/2013) [-]
Sounds ******* awesome.
#174 to #171 - ragingflamingos (04/25/2013) [-]
It is.
It is.
#155 - vonboon (04/25/2013) [-]
I play for the first time this sat i hope its a good time
User avatar #108 - eddymolly ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
>playing D&D with some friends
>good party going, good selection of classes and stuff
>warrior tank, ranger DPS, cleric healer etc
>DM has a half orc barbarian called Barzon with int and wis of like 5
>keeps ******* up everything we do by being retarded
>everyone getting really pissed off with him
>end up locked in dungeon thanks to him being stupid
>only escape is through a hole in the roof about 12 foot away
>barzon attivates a trap, dungeon starts filling up with water
>snake comes out in water, starts hitting everyone
>knocks a few of us unconcious
>we're all pissed, going to loose our characters
>Barzon suddenly stands on the snakes tail
>manages to pin the snake to the floor with a spear through its tail and his own foot
>pulls out the best rolls i've ever seen
>manages to throw our characters through the hole in the roof with some natural 20's and really lucky rolls
>grabs the unconscious characters, saves them by throwing them up to us as well
>Barzon ends up sacrificing himself to save all our characters
>becomes a legend in all our future games
User avatar #162 - elf (04/25/2013) [-]
If D&D becomes a trend I will officially be completely happy with FJ forever.
User avatar #186 to #162 - NinjaHermit (04/25/2013) [-]
Ditto. And there's a channel for it. It needs more love.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeontime
User avatar #181 to #162 - Mojake (04/25/2013) [-]
Amen, but you'll get a hell of a lot of notifications.
User avatar #193 to #181 - elf (04/26/2013) [-]
True but at least it will be ford&d lol...And I'll ****** be in on it...holy **** ...fj should begin a D&D game...DJ 4DM1N is DM...everyone is a player...and DJ 4DM1N uses a seprate channel for D&D...well I geuss it'd be a bit much...but still it'd be cool...like I mean we already have roll feature...we'd just have to adjust somethings...and maybe DJ 4DM1N wouldn't be DM but there could be a potential online D&D game...where someone posts the map as content and we take turns comenting...Idk...work in progress but I have decided I think I am going to do this **** now...
User avatar #194 to #193 - Mojake (04/26/2013) [-]
It wouldn't work. It would take too long, and like other people have said... Would become an MMO.
Stick to Tabletop programs like Roll20 if you wanna play D&D online.
User avatar #195 to #194 - elf (04/26/2013) [-]
http://www.
funnyjunk.
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channel/dungeontime/
D+D+on+FJ...Long+but+please+read/
xmppGkz/


Put it together in the url box...read what I wrote and read the comment section...a guy explained a good dice fix
User avatar #196 to #195 - Mojake (04/26/2013) [-]
I love D&D, but I'm personally not keen on this idea.
Like I said, use Roll20...
Most of FJ is full of dicks anyway, so no real fun will be had.
User avatar #197 to #196 - elf (04/26/2013) [-]
ehh I guess....tho...Imagine if it worked...it'd be cool
User avatar #198 to #197 - Mojake (04/26/2013) [-]
If it worked yeah, but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't.
Do you play often?
User avatar #199 to #198 - elf (04/26/2013) [-]
Unfortunatly no...because I don't really have much friends that are into this **** ...I mean they are into games and tv and **** but they rather hang out or get high or some **** ...I like chilling but like playing D&D and **** ...not going out to some place and get stoned...I don't even smoke I just like chilling with them cuz they are cool people I guess and **** ..like as people...I used to play with my older cousin and his friends but he's across seas right now (part of the national guard) and they don't play with out him and I wouldn't really want to do that either...my dad doesn't really play anymore either...so i don't really get a chance to...
User avatar #200 to #199 - Mojake (04/26/2013) [-]
Seriously, check out Roll20 or thetangledweb; you can get into games over the internet.
User avatar #201 to #200 - elf (04/26/2013) [-]
That seems cool..do you play often?
User avatar #202 to #201 - Mojake (04/26/2013) [-]
Yup, I'm in a regular group at the moment, I'm actually right now writing up some notes on a Middle Earth 3.5 campaign I'm DMing in a couple of months time.
User avatar #203 to #202 - elf (04/26/2013) [-]
That sounds cool
#119 - atomicoption (04/25/2013) [-]
Not OC, but still hilarious
#151 to #119 - garaichu (04/25/2013) [-]
Jesus, that's freaking hilarious!
Jesus, that's freaking hilarious!
#87 - hiiamolli (04/25/2013) [-]
This was my last DnD group.
User avatar #29 - thadin (04/25/2013) [-]
DnD parties... Oh what fun they are.
I played as a Human Spell Sword who was the biggest asshole in exsistance. He loved to shoot flares [our DM just had them be a d10 fire attack] and they ended up in extremes. Either they annihilated everything they touched, or I set myself on fire.
Our Cleric was the only sane person, but was comically useless at healing and attacking.
A Dwarf Ranger, who probably had tourretes and used barrel lids, a sling and a doomfist for weapons. An absolute idiot, but nobody would dare **** with him.
A Halfling Bard NPC that was literally possessed by Satan.
A Human Fighter NPC who we called Dumble. Decent in fighting though, one time he scored a triple-critical hit on a Gnoll and punched straight through it's chest.
Had an H-Orc Barbarian, my character didn't like him. He slipped some sort of tar-based death potion [I'll explain it later.] in to the H-Orcs drink.

We never got far, because most of us had to move away... It was fun while it lasted.
#1 - chupavisor (04/24/2013) [-]
RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
User avatar #3 to #1 - beasert (04/24/2013) [-]
I did that a lot, then ran back in halfway through the fight when it was less dangerous.
User avatar #2 to #1 - darktemplars (04/24/2013) [-]
What if we build a giant Rabbit?
User avatar #25 - softcover (04/25/2013) [-]
Playing as shifter barbarian
in a dungeon with a 10 foot high ledge
friend is gnome rogue
other friend (her boyfriend) is fighter triceratops thing
knoll leader (we were just starting the campaign) is taunting us from atop said ledge
"Throw me"
"what."
"Okay."
We plan to use momentum to help toss her, he toss first to me and I swing her up,
He picks her up and tosses her to me, I forget I'm about 3 inches from the ledge and end up killing her because I smashed her into the wall face first breaking her neck on impact with this huge wall.
#28 to #25 - softcover (04/25/2013) [-]
Same campaign later on,
Triceratops thing friend has incredibly weak stomach,
throws up at near anything,
we find a hidden dungeon in this dumpster,
Being a barbarian I dive in, swinging my axe wildly,
He walks up to the dumpster and throws up all over it.
I slip on the projectile vomit coating the floor beneath me when I land and nearly die.
he propels down with some rope,
we hear some noises but its all dark and stuff,
it smells really bad, he throws up again,
something grabs his leg, and he instinctively punches it in the face,
I light a torch
Picture a holocaust victim, starving to death, thousands of them all over the place,
"You just punched a holocaust victim in the face... umm... what do you want to do next?"
"I throw up."
nonetheless I went from true neutral to chaotic evil that day as we ran through the dark dungeon, stepping on endless victims, killing hundreds of innocents. :L
User avatar #150 - sorrowofdaedalus (04/25/2013) [-]
>First time playing DND, just messing around.
> We've got a Cleric and two archers. The need for a tank is obvious, apparently.
>Make a rogue who disguises himself as a Jester
>Everyone else I'm playing with is a several year veteran.
>We're helping Gnomes. Why? **** Gnomes, I don't know.
> Three orcs attack
>Everyone immediately goes about attacking.
>I ask the nearest gnome for explosives.
>Low rolls all around. Orcs kick ass and Gnome says no like a little bitch.
>Say **** it, and claims to attack both of them with cool Jester Swords.
>Rolls 20's for each hit, and watches the nerdgasm taking place.
#175 - thelazydreamer (04/25/2013) [-]
D&D posts on the front page? Sweet.
User avatar #178 to #175 - anonymousditto (04/25/2013) [-]
An old man tells a group of adventurers that there are some kobolds near by

They hear: "Free Xp"

User avatar #172 - thatguyontheright (04/25/2013) [-]
to me, Dungeons and Dragons is not entirely entertaining unless it hits one of two extremes, really into the game, or the group getting drunk.



Last time my group played drunk D+D we poured a bottle of perfume on a small goblin child and kicked him into a campfire.
#72 - pappathethird (04/25/2013) [-]
THat's not always how it ends
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