Mind blow!. .. Except he creates an entire jet out of nothing. And loses his facial hair. And finds a volleyball with his blood on it in the middle of the ocean before sucking


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#1 - johnnycockseed (04/24/2013) [-]
Except he creates an entire jet out of nothing. And loses his facial hair. And finds a volleyball with his blood on it in the middle of the ocean before sucking the blood back in his hand. And finds a variety of small objects on the island, before deciding to package them into neat FedEx boxes. And...

I suddenly really want to see this movie.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ompalomper ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
#3 to #1 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
And he digs up some random grave and throws the corpse into the ocean.
User avatar #5 to #3 - akacitizensnips (04/25/2013) [-]
you should have signed in.
User avatar #11 - BeardOfJesus (04/25/2013) [-]
If you watch the Titanic backwards Leonardo DiCaprio still doesn't win an Oscar.
User avatar #24 to #11 - dekyrptonian (04/25/2013) [-]
if you watch any of his movies backwards he still doesnt win one.
#26 to #11 - fedexman (04/25/2013) [-]
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#33 - neocortex (04/25/2013) [-]
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Except he finds Wilson and doesn't lose him.

#43 to #33 - sierramistfourteen (04/25/2013) [-]
wilson.... *feels*
wilson.... *feels*
User avatar #34 to #33 - seedymack (04/25/2013) [-]
just wipes him clean and repackages him.
#9 - landerp (04/25/2013) [-]
and his beard get's progressively smaller over time. and he rafts out into the ocean on a stormy night to spawn a plane out of the ocean. don't underestimate Tom Hanks.
User avatar #10 to #9 - bersrker (04/25/2013) [-]
don't forget he un-buries a body just to put shoes on it and toss it into the ocean, but not before erasing the man's grave stone.
User avatar #12 to #10 - landerp (04/25/2013) [-]
and magically transforms 50 feet of rope into plants and hammers a tooth back into his head using an ice skate.
User avatar #14 to #12 - bersrker (04/25/2013) [-]
and how he destroyed someone's HELP sign, and litters on a beach.
User avatar #15 to #14 - landerp (04/25/2013) [-]
and how sweet was it of him to put all the items back in their original packages so he can return them to their rightful owners when he went back to civilization. it was kinda sad though when he gave his wife her locket back when he returned.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bersrker (04/25/2013) [-]
or how he made out with that girl, who then ran away crying, and felt about it and gave her a car to say he was sorry, though he thought about stabbing her for a moment right before he gave her the keys
User avatar #17 to #16 - landerp (04/25/2013) [-]
still not as awesome as when he used his telekinetic powers to raise that hanging wood dummy from the top of the cliff

i can go all night friend
User avatar #18 to #17 - bersrker (04/25/2013) [-]
or maybe how he found a volley ball in the middle of the ocean on his way to the island.

Bring. It. On.
User avatar #20 to #18 - landerp (04/25/2013) [-]
Well being stuck on a deserted island has taught Tom Hanks the importance of recycling, which is why the first thing he did when he arrived was to disassemble his raft and use the resources to build trees.
User avatar #21 to #20 - bersrker (04/25/2013) [-]
And you could tell how good at suriving he was, cause after he landed on the island, he started to gain weight, and is able to make pants and knit a sweater.
#30 to #21 - landerp (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm back. Except when I came back it was in a car and Tom Hanks came back on an oil tanker and rode his raft back to the island. Luckily he wasn't alone because Wilson came floating by and jumped into Tom's hand and they traveled back to the island, disassembled their raft, and used all the wood and rope to create some plants and trees for his new island home. he had grown a magnificent beard in preparation for his trip and wore only a loincloth. Over time he managed to fashion some clothes out of scraps of cloth and built a camp, where he spawned a fire. this magical fire actually created wood that Tom took and used to build some trees, but unfortunately the fire was destroyed later when Tom created a wind vortex by rubbing two sticks together which sucked away the fire. In an effort to preserve the habitat of the island, Tom found hollow coconut shells and vomited coconut milk in them before pacing them in the tops of the palm trees. When Tom had discovered that there was a configuration of logs on the beach that read "HELP" he destroyed it by taking all the wood and building some trees with it. At one point Tom actually cut his thigh open and heals it by inserting some magical coral into the wound in the ocean. In the end Tom decided to leave his island home. He fashioned an inflatable raft out of his camp roof and floated out to the middle of the ocean on a stormy night. As he neared the right spot all of the packages he had put back together floated to him and he created a plane out of a broken plane from the bottom of the ocean. He boarded the plane just as all the dead bodies of the passengers and crew floated in and came back to life. It was a rough takeoff but they managed to take off and fly the plane backwards back to dry land where Tom was reunited with his wife, Helen Hunt. He saw sad to see her but gave her his locket that had a picture of her in it. They then embrace and then head back home in their car.

tl'dr don't take Adderoll at 2 PM
User avatar #62 to #30 - bersrker (04/25/2013) [-]
fine ,you win. mostly because of the puking into the coconut.
User avatar #22 to #21 - landerp (04/25/2013) [-]
he doesnt need good survival skills. anyone who can summon a port o potty door from a storm and use it as a sail.

im going to get some food now... but ill be back. this isn't over
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#51 to #37 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
I don't know why,but this .gif scare me more than the movie did.
User avatar #4 - akacitizensnips (04/25/2013) [-]
He also manages to steal Helen Hunt from her family
#19 - redsalsa (04/25/2013) [-]
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#29 - bazda (04/25/2013) [-]
I think if you watch Cast Away backwards it would be happier, since he would actually be with his wife at the end.
User avatar #7 - phoenix grinder (04/25/2013) [-]
if you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark who throws up so many people they have to open a beach
User avatar #8 - tostito (04/25/2013) [-]
if you watch Godzilla backwards, its about a giant lizzard, who helps a city on fire and then makes a moonwalk to the ocean
#47 - darkmatters (04/25/2013) [-]
If you watch Star wars a new hope backwards, it's about rebels helping the empire build a death star.
#54 - daphnie (04/25/2013) [-]
Just going to leave this here.
User avatar #32 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (04/25/2013) [-]
no. castaway backwards is about a depressed guy who goes on a ship, builds a raft,finds a painted volleyball , lives a few years on an island, gets a new haircut and becomes a fedex top-employee
#23 - awildniglet (04/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - socialoutcast (04/25/2013) [-]
If you watch pregnancy backwards it's about a girl that eats a baby through her vagina and keeps it there until it disappears into nothing
User avatar #41 to #38 - toughactintinactin (04/25/2013) [-]
No she eats a baby with her vagina, spends 9 months digesting it and then some guy comes along and sucks it all up with his penis.
#42 to #41 - douchebuttt (04/25/2013) [-]
That's all we as men are... Penis vacuums...
User avatar #44 to #42 - toughactintinactin (04/25/2013) [-]
"Oh **** my room is dirty, let's just get out some porn, uh yah baby put that melon in there, oh oh god BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. There we go, room cleaned"
#55 - finbaa (04/25/2013) [-]
If you watch The Last Airbender backwards, it's actually still dreadful.
#46 - erethilful (04/25/2013) [-]
If you watch Alice in wonderland backwards, it's about girl who took too big dose of LSD and passes out to see some crazy **** and after that wakes up from rabbit hole and crawls away from there and starts studying.
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