Birthcontrol. Probably repost but I think it's funny... Well, atleast she's not fat.
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User avatar #1 - camperdude (04/24/2013) [-]
Well, atleast she's not fat.
#3 to #1 - ilgattozaiga (04/25/2013) [-]
In fact, she has the body of someone about half her age...

Growing inside her womb.
User avatar #5 to #3 - KayRed (04/25/2013) [-]
16/2 = 8 ≠ -1/12 (8 months pregnant being an estimate).

nice try though.
User avatar #6 to #5 - thedumbledore (04/25/2013) [-]
It's a purposeful exaggeration for a joke, son. We know it's not true, we don't need the maths.
User avatar #9 to #6 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
If we didn't need arithmetic, then we would never have made it to the moon, you wouldn't know how much money you have, and computers would never have existed, let alone the internet, video games, or television.
User avatar #14 to #9 - thedumbledore (04/25/2013) [-]
The maths of how her she could not possibly have a child half her age in her womb- not in general, idiot.

Hence THE maths, not maths. Even if I had stated simply maths, you know damn well that I was referring to the joke.

The term 'Being a smartass' is thrown around a lot, but you truly just tried it and failed.
#29 to #14 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I see someone is taking things a little more seriously than they should.   
It appears to me as though someone has their panties in a wad.   
Are they rubbing your raw sphincter a little too much for your liking?
I see someone is taking things a little more seriously than they should.
It appears to me as though someone has their panties in a wad.
Are they rubbing your raw sphincter a little too much for your liking?
User avatar #37 to #29 - thedumbledore (04/25/2013) [-]
Sorry, I just don't see the funny in someone listing achievements made with the use of mathematics as a 'joke'.
More likely, you just didn't read my comment properly.
User avatar #16 to #14 - frysandaburger (04/25/2013) [-]
Why are you repeatedly using math in the plural form?
User avatar #22 to #16 - thedumbledore (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm really not sure if I can use it correctly like that, of all things English is and always has been my weakest subject.
#76 to #16 - ilgattozaiga (04/25/2013) [-]
In the UK we say maths instead of math, it's just a difference of American and British language.
#46 to #5 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
Nice autism, kid.
#45 to #5 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
just die
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#30 to #11 - illutvar (04/25/2013) [-]
what sex
#55 to #30 - notsureifanon (04/25/2013) [-]
What girl?
What girl?
#7 - guymandude (04/25/2013) [-]
"Hey babe I'm about to finish. Did you take your birth control?"

"No but don't worry about it because my body is going to look ******* AMAZING"
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User avatar #72 to #51 - thetattooedone (04/25/2013) [-]
That girl should be on a leash or sent away. If that were my daughter, she wouldn't be allowed to ******* BREATHE without permission. No phone, internet, TV and that little hoe would be stuck in her room and be home schooled. **** that. Her parents must be proud.
#64 to #51 - toughactintinactin (04/25/2013) [-]
3rd abortion...? at 13...? Wtf world, this is what 			*****		 everyone up, she's going to grow up have 8 kids she can't support, then live off our tax money smoking meth in a trailer park..
3rd abortion...? at 13...? Wtf world, this is what ***** everyone up, she's going to grow up have 8 kids she can't support, then live off our tax money smoking meth in a trailer park..
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User avatar #68 to #65 - toughactintinactin (04/25/2013) [-]
It's not much better in Canada. Their are a lot of crazy sluts who drink, party, and **** whatever moves (and believe that MDMA is of similar origin to Pot i.e not produced in a lab) and then there is the wannabe gangster swaggots, who do pretty much what the girls do except they "fight" (read "pick on smaller or less numerous people"). There are decent people, quite a few actually, but you'd be hard pressed to find them if you spent a day or two in my city.
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User avatar #73 to #71 - toughactintinactin (04/25/2013) [-]
Yah i get that, I mean im not the most popular kid, but i enjoy my small group of good friends. And while others are out there killing as many brain cells as possible i'm getting better and better at guitar and other hobbies of mine. I try to focus on discipline for eating and working out as well because you need discipline for every aspect of life, these kids don't understand that needless self-indulgence is how you you **** up everything. I follow Zyzz's advice, work out on your workout days regardless of anything else, you can be sick, you can have broken bones, you still workout, no excuses.
#67 to #65 - ironstrike (04/25/2013) [-]
**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #365 at some kid getting told **

It's funny that people that don't smoke, drink, or **** anything that moves are the minority.

I work with an 18 year old heroine addict and a 19 year old girl that ***** all the dudes.

There face when I say I don't enjoy ******* \getting high at every possible minute of the day.
User avatar #8 - onkii (04/25/2013) [-]
birth control doesn't cause you to gain weight. it's just a myth.


this is why we need sex ed.
#33 to #8 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
Birth control definitely can cause you to gain weight...it's a side effect.
#36 to #8 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
No its not a myth. You have different types of birthcontrol with different amounts of hormones. Some make you gain weight, some make gain boobs, some do not.
#41 to #8 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
yeah, seriously, in some women certain birth control makes your boobs bigger, AND keeps you from having your period for 6 months at a time. sounds like a win win win to me.
User avatar #28 to #8 - Haiku (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually. Birth control pills raise estrogen and progesterone levels in females, which prepare their bodies for motherhood. Most of this is in the breasts, but it also usually makes a woman plumper overall. Source: I am a pre-med student.
#83 to #28 - captainhippo (05/16/2013) [-]
Hormone Birth-control
Bigger titties, but fat, too.
Pre-med Power, Bitch!
User avatar #15 to #8 - awildniglet (04/25/2013) [-]
That's not true, birth control can cause weight gain in some people. However the weigh gain would be 5lbs at most. And most likely in your boobs
User avatar #19 to #15 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually most people recommend changing the type of birth control pills if they cause weight gain.
User avatar #17 to #15 - frysandaburger (04/25/2013) [-]
That's ******* awesome! why would women not take this?
User avatar #18 to #17 - awildniglet (04/25/2013) [-]
It can cause hormonal imbalances. Like really, who would want to deal with an even more emotionally unstable woman?
User avatar #20 to #18 - frysandaburger (04/25/2013) [-]
Better than my left hand.
#43 - pancaker (04/25/2013) [-]
’Murica 			****		 yeah!  Land of unimaginable possibilities (tardnesses) !
’Murica **** yeah! Land of unimaginable possibilities (tardnesses) !
#26 - thamuz ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
See **** like this pisses me off. If you don't want to take birth control,don't expect me to feel bad for you. You have other options.

****** people need to be educated...
User avatar #10 - kiwirulestwo (04/25/2013) [-]
I saw a preggers girl in middle school once
I would post a mfw picture but i cannot
#32 - unclebourbon (04/25/2013) [-]
This just makes me think of a 14 yer old girl I met once who said she wanted a baby because she didn't want to be an old mom, but I'm like," Little girl, you're not even old enough to work so you can provide for your baby... What the 			****		 is wrong with you?"
This just makes me think of a 14 yer old girl I met once who said she wanted a baby because she didn't want to be an old mom, but I'm like," Little girl, you're not even old enough to work so you can provide for your baby... What the **** is wrong with you?"
User avatar #52 - darrensankari (04/25/2013) [-]
Did you make it yourself?
No?
Then it's a repost.
User avatar #74 to #42 - sectioneight (04/25/2013) [-]
Do us all a favour and point the gun at her before you squeeze the trigger. Better solution. Not that I'm encouraging murder.
#27 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
What smarter: shooting someone in a bulletproof vest, or loading the gun with blanks?
#70 to #27 - remsaman (04/25/2013) [-]
not firing the gun if you arent intending to cause harm.
#12 - sniffythebird (04/25/2013) [-]
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#2 - iambeercules (04/24/2013) [-]
i hate the fact i graduated from the same highschool she goes to
#47 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
Blowjobs are the best birth control.
User avatar #31 - thezillis (04/25/2013) [-]
Retard.
#75 - John Cena (04/25/2013) [-]
but... sex will probably burn off most(if not all) the supposed calories gained from taking birth control.
#50 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
IGNORANT SLUT
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