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#254 to #6 - taurusguy (04/25/2013) [-]
You have to heat up the oven first? Or do you now?
User avatar #80 to #6 - errdayimfjing (04/25/2013) [-]
how long do I leave pizza rolls in the microwave to heat them up?
User avatar #87 to #80 - alltimetens (04/25/2013) [-]
55 seconds on high.
User avatar #89 to #87 - errdayimfjing (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh damn, pizza rolls aint cooked enough. Gave me salmonella on my dick

How long do I keep my dick in running water for all the salmonella to wash off?
User avatar #226 to #89 - heartlessrobot (04/25/2013) [-]
Try boiling it.
#214 to #89 - zeroxnight (04/25/2013) [-]
how did you get salmonella on your penis? wait I know how it happened.
User avatar #90 to #89 - alltimetens (04/25/2013) [-]
Salmonella is pretty hard to get rid of. Try bleaching it for 5 minutes. Keep caution, your dick might get stuck in a fan.
User avatar #91 to #90 - errdayimfjing (04/25/2013) [-]
haha thanks for playing along. Here's a thumb for you, and a link to the content if you haven't seen it yet: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4552636/Warm+Beer/#
#29 to #6 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
He'd just be a sadistic Nazi. Probably like all other Nazis in the camp.
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