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#27 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #103 to #27 - jimmiesberustled (04/25/2013) [-]
If John was white, this would be a different story. Assuming his friend was black.
#125 to #27 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Status made 6 min. ago.

Comment made 4 hours ago.

Dafuq?
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#201 to #125 - edemylove **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#19 - ajperry (04/24/2013) [-]
Day 45, they still do not suspect I am Twitter.
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#239 to #19 - potatonuggets **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#256 to #239 - nymikemet (04/25/2013) [-]
I feel bad that this was a terrible roll, so here is a funny gif.
I feel bad that this was a terrible roll, so here is a funny gif.
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#258 to #256 - potatonuggets **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#29 to #6 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
He'd just be a sadistic Nazi. Probably like all other Nazis in the camp.
#254 to #6 - taurusguy (04/25/2013) [-]
You have to heat up the oven first? Or do you now?
User avatar #80 to #6 - errdayimfjing (04/25/2013) [-]
how long do I leave pizza rolls in the microwave to heat them up?
User avatar #87 to #80 - alltimetens ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
55 seconds on high.
User avatar #89 to #87 - errdayimfjing (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh damn, pizza rolls aint cooked enough. Gave me salmonella on my dick


How long do I keep my dick in running water for all the salmonella to wash off?
User avatar #90 to #89 - alltimetens ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Salmonella is pretty hard to get rid of. Try bleaching it for 5 minutes. Keep caution, your dick might get stuck in a fan.
User avatar #91 to #90 - errdayimfjing (04/25/2013) [-]
haha thanks for playing along. Here's a thumb for you, and a link to the content if you haven't seen it yet: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4552636/Warm+Beer/#
User avatar #226 to #89 - heartlessrobot (04/25/2013) [-]
Try boiling it.
#214 to #89 - zeroxnight (04/25/2013) [-]
how did you get salmonella on your penis? wait I know how it happened.
#2 - atangytaco (04/24/2013) [-]
If this is a facebook comp...Why is there a Twitter one?
If this is a facebook comp...Why is there a Twitter one?
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#119 to #36 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Title says facebook you **** nut.
#172 to #2 - tulioandmiguel (04/25/2013) [-]
oh my god I want him in my face right now

User avatar #97 to #2 - shredheadxd (04/25/2013) [-]
I have never seen a gif so clear...
#127 - allnamesrtaken (04/25/2013) [-]
I knew saving this would come in handy
#139 to #127 - littlequick (04/25/2013) [-]
Holy **** for the win.
User avatar #166 to #127 - blackstratocaster (04/25/2013) [-]
I don't think there'll be much of a fight though...
User avatar #216 to #166 - heartlessrobot (04/25/2013) [-]
He's a Mexican, therefor he is automatically carrying a straight razor. Or is that Puertoricans that do that?
#4 - teranin (04/24/2013) [-]
MFW the last one
User avatar #30 to #4 - coolcalx (04/24/2013) [-]
best show ever
User avatar #32 to #30 - wisdombranch (04/24/2013) [-]
Undoubtedly. Me + Confidence = Londo.
User avatar #86 - srslyjakecease (04/25/2013) [-]
Am i the only one who read the last one in Obama's voice?
User avatar #96 to #86 - adiseasedocean (04/25/2013) [-]
jk i did to
User avatar #113 to #86 - pudingcade (04/25/2013) [-]
nope
#235 to #86 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
I read it in Nathan Petrelli's voice XD
User avatar #93 to #86 - ChaosShuffle (04/25/2013) [-]
I did. And I wanted to punch him.
User avatar #220 to #86 - heartlessrobot (04/25/2013) [-]
I read it in "Dave Chappelle pretending to be a white anchorman" voice.
#241 to #86 - guywithnopants (04/25/2013) [-]
I dont know why but i read it in Mitt Romney's voice...
User avatar #98 to #86 - robinwilliamson (04/25/2013) [-]
Sounds a hell of a lot more like Romney
User avatar #192 to #86 - jajathezombie (04/25/2013) [-]
I read it in the combined voices of every politician I've ever hear. Now it's echoing in my mind..
#101 to #86 - kidsquicker (04/25/2013) [-]
I read it in this fine saxophonist's smooth southern drawl.
#3 - kingsombra (04/24/2013) [-]
I thought it said "I farted in a glass today"
User avatar #189 to #3 - blahblarg (04/25/2013) [-]
You know what they say
Put your ass in a glass jar,
then stink up your friend's car.
User avatar #46 to #3 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
don't ever jar your farts.

they ferment
User avatar #112 to #46 - zorororonoa (04/25/2013) [-]
Well if you never open the jar I don't see the problem
User avatar #114 to #112 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Trust me, once you've done it the curiosity will eventually get to you and you'll open it. You'll regret it, but you'll open that jar.
User avatar #225 to #114 - heartlessrobot (04/25/2013) [-]
Or throw it at the Westboro Baptist next time they protest. Or just open it right by them so they can't charge you with anything.
#144 - jonntyy (04/25/2013) [-]
Not since the accident...
User avatar #81 - errdayimfjing (04/25/2013) [-]
"Bryan, what are you going to be doing this weekend"

Not since the accident
#230 to #81 - alilmetalkid (04/25/2013) [-]
they should have clarified that only 'yes or no answered' questions can be answered with 'not since the accident'...
User avatar #255 to #230 - errdayimfjing (04/25/2013) [-]
Were you in that accident?

Not since the accident.
#16 - xediion (04/24/2013) [-]
the last one is so ******* genius
#54 - crosskill (04/25/2013) [-]
"Rihanna, Rihanna! Why did you get back together with Chris Brown?"   
"I don't know, beats me."
"Rihanna, Rihanna! Why did you get back together with Chris Brown?"
"I don't know, beats me."
#55 to #54 - crosskill (04/25/2013) [-]
Also, I'm Jesus.
#66 to #55 - kanedam (04/25/2013) [-]
fuuuuuck....
your pic is the killer! poor baby daddies, alladem
#40 - triggathepirate (04/25/2013) [-]
the most lol i've seen in my feed.
#234 to #40 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
"Face companies"
User avatar #231 to #40 - christofferse (04/25/2013) [-]
>Shared Cute Relationship's photo.
>Cute Relationship's photo.
>Cute Relationship's.
>Cute....

How the **** is that a cute picture??
User avatar #76 to #40 - eyemeralds (04/25/2013) [-]
Why does that look like my nephew?
This looks like the sort of **** he'd pull.
User avatar #56 to #40 - triforcefox (04/25/2013) [-]
That looks like ketchup.
User avatar #53 to #40 - CapnInterwebz (04/25/2013) [-]
What exactly is a face company?
#57 to #53 - triggathepirate (04/25/2013) [-]
a face company?
#58 to #57 - triggathepirate (04/25/2013) [-]
OOH a face company. I dunno, who ever the moron who wrote this knows.
OOH a face company. I dunno, who ever the moron who wrote this knows.
#44 to #40 - lordpancake (04/25/2013) [-]
... Is that the attachment for a vacuum cleaner on his face?
#45 to #44 - triggathepirate (04/25/2013) [-]
I don't even ******* know.
#64 to #44 - standingbehindyou (04/25/2013) [-]
Looks like a rectangular metal tube, useful for soldering.
#79 to #64 - triggathepirate (04/25/2013) [-]
Naw didn't u read it it;s a 2by4
#115 to #79 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
NUH UHHHH ITS A 4x2. DUHHHH
#208 to #79 - lordpancake (04/25/2013) [-]
I read it all, but if you look at the end of it, it seems slanted to me. Just like the attachment to the vacuum cleaner.
#15 - posalad (04/24/2013) [-]
That Laurence Taylor is one smooth 			************
That Laurence Taylor is one smooth ************
User avatar #21 to #15 - thisniggajeremy (04/24/2013) [-]
Finally some Achievement Hunter gifs! green thumb for you.
#38 - epicapocalypse (04/25/2013) [-]
MFW there's a twitter post when the title clearly says Facebook
MFW there's a twitter post when the title clearly says Facebook
User avatar #39 to #38 - Lambda (04/25/2013) [-]
>implying facebook and twitter aren't both managed by the Illuminati.
User avatar #42 to #39 - sepheroth (04/25/2013) [-]
> Implying the illuminati isn't secretly run by Facebook polls
#242 to #42 - theendermanman (04/25/2013) [-]
>implying that facebook polls isn't secretly.... no **** it
#41 to #39 - triggathepirate (04/25/2013) [-]
Watch your tongue.
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User avatar #20 to #1 - cuthbert (04/24/2013) [-]
at least you're not chris brown
#179 - dreamthrow (04/25/2013) [-]
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?   
   
   
   
Dr. Dre
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?



Dr. Dre
#162 - josieabby (04/25/2013) [-]
I laughed like an idiot at the doctor one.
I laughed like an idiot at the doctor one.
#180 to #162 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I thought that looked familiar
I thought that looked familiar
#163 to #162 - josieabby (04/25/2013) [-]
Then I imagined it happening. My doctor has glorious locks and I'm apparently a twisted individual.   
   
Oh, the shame...
Then I imagined it happening. My doctor has glorious locks and I'm apparently a twisted individual.

Oh, the shame...
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