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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - bakinboy
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an express written statement of interest reviewed and signed by her and her lawyer
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User avatar #47 to #3 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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I'd still go "what?"
User avatar #2 - captainfuckitall
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It's because girls are more tactile than men (tactile meaning you speak with your body). This is why women can have a whole bunch of different conversations with eachother while never speaking a word, or get a sense of how things happen or go down just based upon body language alone. However, the problem arises out of two things, 1. Because most women are not TRAINED to notice body language, they just do it subconsciously (which is why they have a lot of 'feelings' about things, but never anything definite), and 2. They believe men to be just as tactile, although most men are not. This is why, for a woman, "I'm fine" can mean a hundred different things, while for a man "I'm fine" just means you're fine; and as a result, because women are tactile and expect men to be as well, they read far more into our "I'm Fine"'s than they should, which is why they often get hysterical, because MEN give off the wrong body language and we honestly don't know what's wrong when we think we do, and WOMEN don't understand why they're feeling the way they're feeling but they do and they think we're causing it. And so, when that women up there gives you that smile and flirts with you, she thinks she's giving off every hint she can and you're simply not interested, while you, not being tactile, don't get nuances and subtlety and as a result you just think she's just being friendly

In Laymans terms: Everything wrong between a man and a women is just a big, massive misunderstanding
#4 to #2 - foromil
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User avatar #28 to #4 - lillelise
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You might actually learn from reading you know
User avatar #14 to #4 - captainfuckitall
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Eh, your loss
User avatar #15 to #2 - siridontcare
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and thats why I am gay. "wanna talk about it" "no" "wanna get drunk instead?" "hell yea" *crises averted*

Atleast this is how I would imagine it if I wasnt so alone
User avatar #35 to #15 - theivindon
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That seems like a wrong reason to become a homosexual.
User avatar #42 to #35 - mhden
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Averting the problem rather than solving it .
Yeap ... it is a realy pitiful reason ..
User avatar #53 to #35 - siridontcare
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well I enjoy cock, hate pussy. Bleeding of the vagina grosses me out. and I like tits.... but used, or flappy vaginas creep me out. as well as saggy boobs... all cocks are awesome!!!! am I gay?

I shouold have worded it "and thats another reason I am gay"
User avatar #49 to #15 - fuzzysixx
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I kind of wish I was gay now, but there are a few women like that out there so I still have hope.
#9 to #2 - bkceallaigh
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As a chick, I can also say that sometimes we give out the wrong signals. Sometimes I smile at my boyfriend to flirt, and I can smile at my boss the same way. There's also the fact that girls don't even understand why their mad most of the time. One thing that pisses us of today, may not even bother us tomorrow.  We're confused with our own emotions.
As a chick, I can also say that sometimes we give out the wrong signals. Sometimes I smile at my boyfriend to flirt, and I can smile at my boss the same way. There's also the fact that girls don't even understand why their mad most of the time. One thing that pisses us of today, may not even bother us tomorrow. We're confused with our own emotions.
#12 to #2 - osirusrising
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And that's why i study psychology.
#10 - imasillyginger
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What men need.
What men need.
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User avatar #17 to #10 - deescalation
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That gesture means to proceed to the next marshaler . I'm a crew chief
#54 to #17 - imasillyginger
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What does this gesture mean?
What does this gesture mean?
User avatar #55 to #54 - deescalation
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That's the gesture we give the pilots while waiting for the B-man to finish installing the safety pins before engine shut down
User avatar #56 to #55 - imasillyginger
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Lol'd
User avatar #21 - rdangerdash
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I am very self conscious and also very distrustful. A girl cold outright tell me she liked me and I still wouldn't take the hint.
User avatar #50 to #21 - fuzzysixx
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Last time I had sex for the first time with a girl, third girl in 7 years, yea I'm a pimp. She was completely naked under the covers with me, and I just assumed it was too hot in the room. I was also very drunk, which may or may not have made me more ignorant to the situation.
#23 to #21 - wanicochil
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I take it they are all lying and playing a prank on me, because it has happened in the past, and now I can't trust women in those situations
I take it they are all lying and playing a prank on me, because it has happened in the past, and now I can't trust women in those situations
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User avatar #48 to #45 - watermelonkittie
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That answer was so godamn ballsy if you weren't so ******* ignorant at that time. Still thumbed though
User avatar #46 to #45 - crimzonsoulreaper
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That was so sweet, but then came the last sentence... Damn.
#22 - Bloodgartham
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#20 - thamuz
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Im mentally retarded when it comes to relationships. And Im gawdafully terrible at them.
Im mentally retarded when it comes to relationships. And Im gawdafully terrible at them.
User avatar #7 - thatdrummerguy
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I'd understand rocket science before I understood a girls sign of interest in me.
#19 - jtwagner
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I didn't even realize my wife was interested in me until 2 years into knowing her I asked her out.  Seriously, according to her she had been "dropping hints" since we met.
I didn't even realize my wife was interested in me until 2 years into knowing her I asked her out. Seriously, according to her she had been "dropping hints" since we met.
User avatar #11 - phunkyzilla
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OP that would imply women are interested in ANY of us
User avatar #18 to #11 - Dap
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Speak for yourself?
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#25 to #11 - auesis
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I'd prefer not to be included in that generalisation.   
   
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I'd prefer not to be included in that generalisation.

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#26 to #25 - kmang
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**kmang rolled a random image posted in comment #4138017 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** *generalization
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