Cheating. Another tale from /b/. self bump between best mate and his girl in Algebra s 9110 easily aall three good friends vll-:: latest get up to go to the res
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Cheating

self bump
between best mate and his girl in Algebra
s 9110 easily
aall three good friends
vll-:: latest get up to go to the restroom
has I am leaving I wink at girl
Liittle while later she leaves the class
she had to go to the restroom aswell
her bythe hand
her to Men' s room
into back stall
Ahat did you get for number ti?"
Never cheated before until this
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#59 - Justincredible (04/25/2013) [-]
>Be 17
>4th year of latin
>I ******* suck at latin
>Big midterm
>Need good grade to have any chance at passing course
>Look online for ways to cheat
>Find coke bottle trick
>Make fake label with a bunch of answers
>Did really well
>Walk out like I have a 10 inch penis
>Forget my bottle with answers on my desk
>Teacher finds it
>Notices label
>Fail the course, suspended for 5 days, remember my actual penis size.
#106 to #59 - drmrniceguy (04/25/2013) [-]
My eyes widened.
My eyes widened.
#90 to #59 - HarvietheDinkle (04/25/2013) [-]
that ending
#9 - boredomavenger (04/24/2013) [-]
>be in 1st grade
>spelling test
> ******************** .jpg
>teacher calls out 14 words, I get them with ease
>15th word: "friend"
> **** , which comes first, "i" or "e?"
>oh **** oh **** oh ****
>look to fat mexican kid next to me
>he wrote it correctly somehow
>copy him
>turn in test
>only person in class to get a 100%

>my whole life is a lie
User avatar #52 to #9 - elcreepo (04/25/2013) [-]
FRIEND IS LIKE FIEND WITHOUT THE R/FRI IS WHEN WE END

Is how I remembered it.
User avatar #25 to #9 - stupidundeadzombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Alec? Its me, Johnny. I'm the "Fat Mexican Kid" You cheated off of. I remember seeing you look at my page, and I thought it was because you were wondering my name and looked at the name written on the paper. I was only 6. Well, I live in Byron, Michigan now. If you ever want to meet up, that be nice! Great meeting you, man!


~Johnny Daganhart
#214 to #9 - koobzacc (04/25/2013) [-]
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>be in 7th grade
>sick, **** sucks
>come back next day
>anon, you missed the quiz
>likehellidid.exe
>dont want to be interrupted by class, teacher takes me to his office to take it
>pretty cool teacher, in his own way
>leaves me alone
>with. my. BACKPACK.
> You need to login to view this link
>take quiz
>don't even have the notes for most of it
>wasn't even worth that much for grade; we have these all the time
>fastforward to highschool
>"I'm assigning a take home quiz. you are on your honor. This isn't worth much; don't ruin your integrity on something so worthless"

>MFW I realize i have no honor
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#14 to #9 - yuihirasawa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #18 to #14 - darksideofthebeast (04/24/2013) [-]
weird
feisty
foreign
forfeit
heifer
height
heist
seismometer
codeine
either
leisure
neither
seize
Wow
#69 to #18 - billycliffles (04/25/2013) [-]
You forgot "science."
#89 to #69 - stormtrooperface (04/25/2013) [-]
the ie is after a c
User avatar #93 to #89 - infamoustrapper (04/25/2013) [-]
i before e. EXCEPT AFTER C
#238 to #89 - billycliffles (05/18/2013) [-]
It's I before e except after c.
#239 to #238 - stormtrooperface (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah and scIEnce has gone to far and doesn't give a ****
User avatar #193 to #18 - xodia (04/25/2013) [-]
Ancient too
#95 to #14 - ethiopia (04/25/2013) [-]
Brian Reagan
Brian Reagan
#200 to #95 - cohz ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Aw yeah
Aw yeah
#21 to #14 - lordaurion (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm on a gurney,
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#22 to #21 - yuihirasawa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#24 to #22 - lordaurion (04/24/2013) [-]
Breaking some new ground there, ain't ya Copernicus?
#74 to #14 - psyrendrifter (04/25/2013) [-]
My math teacher lets us listen to himduring class. **** is cash
#167 to #14 - artjunk (04/25/2013) [-]
I feel like the guys from QI did something about this saying that that is almost always wrong and definitely not a rule... could be mistaken though
#229 to #208 - artjunk (04/25/2013) [-]
And bonus Daniel Radcliffe, beautiful. Thank you, you glorious bastard
#121 to #14 - tachomaster (04/25/2013) [-]
... thats a hard rule...
User avatar #100 to #14 - climatus (04/25/2013) [-]
"He calls it the hump, Walt."
#35 to #14 - dubii (04/24/2013) [-]
ahh I thought it was from the spelling bee episode in the simpsons.
#1 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Wanna know how I cheat?






I switch hands
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#4 to #3 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
le funny reaction image
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#31 to #4 - recio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#92 to #60 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/25/2013) [-]
Le.

People.

Please... It's only two, ******* , letters.
#165 to #60 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Taking thumbs down like a Sir.

le
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#42 to #40 - recio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#43 to #42 - wolfblackfire **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
0
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#49 to #43 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Saying "le" gets you thumbed down, even if it's used ironically.
User avatar #178 to #49 - rainbowrush (04/25/2013) [-]
Ironic *********** is still ***********
#177 to #49 - jamiemsm ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
let me try one for the team.
"le"
#63 to #42 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Anonymous can't upload pics. :33
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#50 to #40 - wolfblackfire **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - bakinboy (04/24/2013) [-]
**** you ****** piece of **** anon
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#20 to #1 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
but isin't switching hands kinda like anal?
#61 to #1 - negroname (04/25/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
#11 to #1 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
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#28 - ibleedbmx (04/24/2013) [-]
hfw needs answer to #7
#2 - vomitjar (04/24/2013) [-]
WHY IS THIS GIVES ME A BONER
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#8 - soopergrover (04/24/2013) [-]
Not since the accident, anyways...
User avatar #13 to #8 - vatra (04/24/2013) [-]
Die alone.
#41 to #13 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Shut up Meg
User avatar #127 to #13 - soopergrover (04/25/2013) [-]
No thanks.
User avatar #131 to #127 - vatra (04/25/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I just truly hate this new trend, in my opinion it was funny in the original content, and nothing else.
User avatar #30 to #8 - frenchgenocide (04/24/2013) [-]
Is this really going to become a thing
User avatar #128 to #30 - soopergrover (04/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, what the other guy said.

It should only become a thing for those who know how to use it. I see people all the time saying, "not since the accident" on things that make no sense.
#141 to #8 - mahnamesjakers (04/25/2013) [-]
Resolution, I...
#114 - imonaboatman (04/25/2013) [-]
**imonaboatman rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at The Power Of Boobs ** I've cheated on tests before, but I've never cheated on anybody in a relationship. That's just being an asshole/bitch.

Calculus deserves no respect though.
User avatar #117 to #114 - jackthefurfag (04/25/2013) [-]
WHERE THE **** IS THE SAUCE?!?!?
#122 to #118 - jackthefurfag (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh god yes...
#168 to #118 - artjunk (04/25/2013) [-]
"Long, seedless, and really meaty"






Oh yeah baby, tell me more...
User avatar #174 to #118 - jabadhutt (04/25/2013) [-]
******* foodwishes man.
#97 - suddenlypotatoes (04/25/2013) [-]
If you're a cheater you're a jolly good asshole and give men a bad reputation.
If you're a cheater you're a jolly good asshole and give men a bad reputation.
#101 to #97 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
did u no dat if u luk at an eye sideways it luks leik a vagina
#124 to #97 - cantfindausername (04/25/2013) [-]
It isn't limited to men, though.
#150 to #124 - suddenlypotatoes (04/25/2013) [-]
Very true. I just figure most people on this site are male, but I guess I could have phrased it a little better.
Very true. I just figure most people on this site are male, but I guess I could have phrased it a little better.
#79 - tenthdivine (04/25/2013) [-]
>18, college-level algebra course me and my best friend took senior year of high school   
>			*******		 rule the world of algebraic mathematics   
>best friend sitting behind me is not   
(he nearly failed despite my best attempts)   
>exam day, finish first page of algebra final like it's 2+2   
>assess the situation, no one is looking, drop test and slide it back with foot to best friend.   
>lather, rinse, and repeat for all 6 pages of the +100-question test, picking up the sheets as best friend finishes copying them   
> we made a 98   
>was a good year
>18, college-level algebra course me and my best friend took senior year of high school
> ******* rule the world of algebraic mathematics
>best friend sitting behind me is not
(he nearly failed despite my best attempts)
>exam day, finish first page of algebra final like it's 2+2
>assess the situation, no one is looking, drop test and slide it back with foot to best friend.
>lather, rinse, and repeat for all 6 pages of the +100-question test, picking up the sheets as best friend finishes copying them
> we made a 98
>was a good year
#7 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
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#27 to #7 - triggathepirate (04/24/2013) [-]
How ppl do dis
How ppl do dis
User avatar #102 to #27 - climatus (04/25/2013) [-]
you push down with your thumb on the wheel and keep your thumb pressed on the little red lever
User avatar #195 to #27 - notstill (04/25/2013) [-]
The flint makes a spark when you move your thumb down and pressing down on the red part releases gas which ignites because of the sparks






Or it could be magic or something
#224 to #195 - triggathepirate (04/25/2013) [-]
You motherferson know damn well what I meant.
User avatar #236 to #224 - notstill (04/26/2013) [-]
u gotta b pr0 as hell 1337 xXx360qwickskopez420xXx at photoshop
User avatar #23 - capslockrage (04/24/2013) [-]
**** ... never even saw it coming.
Sneaky **** .
#26 to #23 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
i did

a spoon is sharper than you are, my friend.
User avatar #38 to #26 - thegamerslife (04/24/2013) [-]
And my credit is better than yours, my "friend".
User avatar #134 - izzygirl (04/25/2013) [-]
Never been in a relationship- never cheated.
User avatar #181 to #134 - owmyanus (04/25/2013) [-]
I feel you.
#6 - Yojimbo (04/24/2013) [-]
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#211 - superassassin ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
My wife's a 9/11



I am sorry, that was really bad.
User avatar #140 - sirbustyabals (04/25/2013) [-]
Wait? What's a girlfriend?
User avatar #152 to #140 - infinitereaper (04/25/2013) [-]
DLC

Downloadable on EA servers
User avatar #109 - theblowtorch (04/25/2013) [-]
>Be 7
>Playing Monopoly with the fam
>Roll a 3 and end up in jail
>Nobody saw
>Roll again and get a 6
>No body ever found out
User avatar #51 - thisisspartah (04/25/2013) [-]
>be 16
>in science practical exam
>don't know what the **** im ment to do
****** .mp3
>cut myself with a razor blade accidentally
>ask teacher to go to office for a band aid
>while walking there i pullout my phone and text someone asking what answers are and ****
>they dont reply
>end up going to toilet for extra time for them to reply
>walk back without knowing the awnser
>I Failed.
#115 to #51 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
"accidentally"
User avatar #201 to #51 - insaniacfedde (04/25/2013) [-]
more interestingly, where did you get the ****** .mp3?
:P nice joke, OP
#64 to #51 - billycliffles (04/25/2013) [-]
How the **** do you have a razor blade in class!?

WHY the **** do you have a razor blade in class!?

HOW and WHY the **** do you have a razor blade IN SCHOOL!?
User avatar #65 to #64 - thisisspartah (04/25/2013) [-]
we were cutting up pills for some chemistry ****
User avatar #66 to #65 - thisisspartah (04/25/2013) [-]
and we were given them for our experiment because they think we're smart enough to handle them
#67 to #66 - billycliffles (04/25/2013) [-]
For an experiment, you say...?

WITH COCAINE!!!???
User avatar #71 to #67 - thisisspartah (04/25/2013) [-]
i live in a low income area
#72 to #71 - billycliffles (04/25/2013) [-]
So... crack?

That's a shame, really.
User avatar #75 to #72 - thisisspartah (04/25/2013) [-]
we got pills of some **** then we cut them up and mixed them with acid then the teachers took it away to dispose of properly
#76 to #75 - billycliffles (04/25/2013) [-]
Pills... AND acid!?

Disposing of it? In their bellies?
User avatar #77 to #76 - thisisspartah (04/25/2013) [-]
something like that, and we had to write down what happened when we puth the crushed pill in the acid, then do it heaps.
#81 to #77 - billycliffles (04/25/2013) [-]
Isn't it hard to write stuff when you're trippin'?
User avatar #83 to #81 - thisisspartah (04/25/2013) [-]
yeah, especially after i just cut myself
#85 to #83 - billycliffles (04/25/2013) [-]
Lol. Okay, we've had a great time trolling you, but we have to go. I'll see ya around.
User avatar #86 to #85 - thisisspartah (04/25/2013) [-]
ok bye
User avatar #144 - cloudshadowevil (04/25/2013) [-]
> Be 19
>Madly inlove with my girlfriend, she was my first back then
>We both took the same classes since we were majoring in the same school (Marketing)
> My girlfriend is easily a 8/10 and im a 7/10
>Go to our first year classes, fresh semester fresh classes (The point where i buy new pens and books just to **** them up with my horrible handwriting again)
>Sit next to each other, holding hands, couple stuff
>See this girl, 10/10 would bang, stare too long, Girlfriend gets jealous
> "What the **** are you looking at anon?"
> "Nothing!!!"
> month pass by, and there is something about that girl that makes her quite peculiar
> First month pass, nothing occurs
> Second month pass, nothing happens, Oh well, might aswell focus on my studies
> ME and girlfriend studying for our exams, we planned on pulling an all nighter so i went out for coffee
>Go to coffee shop, meet that girl "Hey, arent you with my in Class" Nervous as **** "Yes, i am" "Im Anon" " Nice to meet you anon" 20 minutes pass by, and we are still talking (I didnt get my coffee yet by this point)
Gf starts to get worried, she calls, i look at my phone, and silence it "My girlfriend is calling, i think i should head back" "Oh, ok, how long have you guys been together anyways?" "3 years" "wow thats alot" smile, head to the counter to order coffee, wait 2 minutes for coffee to brew, then head back out "btw anon, maybe ur GF can wait an extra 10 minutes, if you like you can come to my dorm room, i kinda have a surprise for you" Dont know what to think, 10/10 girl invite to room, Hell yes Walk to dorm, still holding 2 cops of coffee, reach her room and step inside She closes the door, "Ok you wait right here, i have a surprise for you, be right back" She winks and goes inside her bed room uber large boner stands, i put coffee on counter, remove T-shirt She comes back wearing the same thing, holding a piece of paper, surprised im half naked. "Erm, the answers to the test anon"
User avatar #145 to #144 - cloudshadowevil (04/25/2013) [-]
>Confused as ****
>"Erm, thanks Anon..."
>Grab T-shirt, the coffee and the answer sheet, run back to dorm room

First time i ever cheated.
User avatar #155 to #145 - awildniglet (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm really glad she turned you down. If you wanted 10/10 should have dumped your 3 year girlfriend instead of keeping her as a placeholder
User avatar #156 to #155 - cloudshadowevil (04/25/2013) [-]
Damn straight, got a guilty conscious trip then i told her, damn shes ******* nice for letting it slip.
User avatar #157 to #156 - awildniglet (04/25/2013) [-]
Well as long as you all are clear about it and are willing to work past it and move in. There's nothing wrong with making mistakes.
#146 to #145 - chammalam (04/25/2013) [-]
your name is anon?
User avatar #148 to #146 - cloudshadowevil (04/25/2013) [-]
Anon, anonymous. First time i ever tell a story in such a form, ever.
#78 - rambomanthree (04/25/2013) [-]
Am i like the only dude here that doesn't cheat...   
   
The closest i have ever gone to cheating is i once ALMOST role played with someone online. and my girlfriend at the time flipped her 			****		 about it and dumped me.   
   
I didn't even know it was bad. I saw other couples do it all the time and they were fine with it. i thought it would be ok.
Am i like the only dude here that doesn't cheat...

The closest i have ever gone to cheating is i once ALMOST role played with someone online. and my girlfriend at the time flipped her **** about it and dumped me.

I didn't even know it was bad. I saw other couples do it all the time and they were fine with it. i thought it would be ok.
#108 to #78 - AmaterasuNoOkami (04/25/2013) [-]
I'm in a relationship and I roleplay online. It's just one of those things that should be covered in the ground-rules of the relationship. If it's not there's an 80% chance of ********* .

Pic very much unrelated.
User avatar #110 to #108 - rambomanthree (04/25/2013) [-]
well we never set ground rules...

and then she made up that this person was harrasing her on skype and accused me of cheating

she was just nuts
User avatar #130 to #110 - asschwitz (04/25/2013) [-]
Probably better off without her if she was ganna try and play a pity card and make you look like an asshole.
User avatar #206 to #130 - rambomanthree (04/25/2013) [-]
she did that a lot
User avatar #159 to #78 - superninjamonkeyme (04/25/2013) [-]
I can't stand cheating in a relationship. I have and will never do it, and if I ever find out someone is doing it to me, they will be properly lit on fire. If you want to be with someone besides the person you're with, at least have the balls (or for women breasticles) to break up with them first
#180 to #78 - coma (04/25/2013) [-]
I feel ya man. I won't cheat, mostly because my last gf (that I dated for 2 years) decided that she'd start whoring around, and being cheated on sucks.
I feel ya man. I won't cheat, mostly because my last gf (that I dated for 2 years) decided that she'd start whoring around, and being cheated on sucks.
#185 - thalfak (04/25/2013) [-]
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