Febreze. good idea. attains: attains: if i were a murderer i' d be the fetuses murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and no ask them tumblr
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#24 - empithree ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
but what if he's your first victim?
User avatar #25 to #24 - bakinboy (04/24/2013) [-]
just febreeze the room
#28 to #25 - jacketoff (04/24/2013) [-]
Well, you could say it will be a breze.
#1 - teoberry (04/24/2013) [-]
When I heard 'Febreeze killer' this came to mind,
When I heard 'Febreeze killer' this came to mind,
#143 to #1 - jakeleefromtheuk (04/25/2013) [-]
Dat second blast
#99 to #1 - lucasman (04/25/2013) [-]
Excellent, Mr. Williams!
User avatar #2 to #1 - llamasandwhich (04/24/2013) [-]
"Work mexican, work!
User avatar #3 to #2 - llamasandwhich (04/24/2013) [-]
I am so sorry I forgot this "
#38 - joemand (04/24/2013) [-]
**joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Maggots in her head ** their faces when they realize it was all a lie!
#40 to #38 - turdofdoom (04/24/2013) [-]
nice!
#39 to #38 - tormain (04/24/2013) [-]
That's pretty accurate
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User avatar #72 to #7 - rocksterjewunit (04/24/2013) [-]
holy **** I wanna watch this episode so bad now...where do I find it???

inb4...sauce
User avatar #30 to #7 - redtooth (04/24/2013) [-]
And spared the husband? Also the show might be Criminal Minds, that show is about serial killers as far as I can remember
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User avatar #67 to #44 - toosexyforyou (04/24/2013) [-]
I love criminal minds but I only watch it when it's on TV. If it is criminal minds, could you please tell me the episode?
#43 to #22 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
i want the uncensored version now!!!pls
User avatar #46 to #43 - kidsquicker (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain the original is just the coach spraying her inner thigh with some pain relieving spray, and the febreeze bottle was just photoshopped in. I don't think the original is any more suggestive.
But if I had it, I'd share.
#31 to #22 - qubot (04/24/2013) [-]
Teachers FW
#33 to #31 - kidsquicker (04/24/2013) [-]
But afterwards-
#36 to #31 - yugzer (04/24/2013) [-]
But before afterwards
#6 - pappathethird (04/24/2013) [-]
Why would you let your mother in on that idea?
#20 to #6 - warrollan (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah OP! That filthy ****** would steal your idea!
User avatar #97 to #20 - elcreepo (04/25/2013) [-]
you just blow in from stupid town?
User avatar #8 - veiledtruth (04/24/2013) [-]
What did he show the first person he murdered?
User avatar #27 to #8 - sirfisticuffs (04/24/2013) [-]
What every great murderer shows their penis.
#11 to #8 - SILENCEnight (04/24/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #1597895 at Friendly ** his ****
#15 to #11 - jalthelas (04/24/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #1797496 at Friendly **   
   
   
Beep beep 			************
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #1797496 at Friendly **


Beep beep ************
#23 to #11 - niggernazi (04/24/2013) [-]
had nothing better to do
User avatar #4 - jewsburninindaoven (04/24/2013) [-]
Now I want to be a murderer,
#13 to #4 - festinas (04/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #5 to #4 - hydromatic (04/24/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk: Where random nice and friendly people get turned into serial killers.

Can that be our new motto?









DJ 4DM1N pls?
User avatar #9 to #5 - ColeTheUber (04/24/2013) [-]
To be fair, his name IS jewsburninindaoven.
User avatar #10 to #9 - hydromatic (04/24/2013) [-]
Didn't see that... Well... Uuuh... **** .
User avatar #59 to #5 - nightgrinder (04/24/2013) [-]
come to think of it, what is our motto?
#100 to #5 - cough (04/25/2013) [-]
The internet already hold that motto.
The internet already hold that motto.
#125 to #5 - errdayimfjing (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh we're friendly all right...
Oh we're friendly all right...
#158 to #5 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
i second this
#93 to #5 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Sorry, already taken by 4chan
User avatar #89 to #5 - spysappinmysasha (04/24/2013) [-]
sorry, thats already been taken by 4chan
#53 - capnwetnipples (04/24/2013) [-]
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my lungs hurt
#79 to #32 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
I read "The Rapists" before I realized it was "therapists"
User avatar #34 to #32 - Durp (04/24/2013) [-]
I remember watching all of the snl celebrity jeopardy and just about dying from laughter.
User avatar #14 - jalthelas (04/24/2013) [-]
We should call ourselves the Febreeze brothers, 'cause it's feeling so fresh right now.
#51 - lolfire (04/24/2013) [-]
**lolfire rolled a random image posted in comment #412087 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** This is how I kill people.
#71 to #51 - racrox (04/24/2013) [-]
Aww yeah!
Aww yeah!
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User avatar #21 - FlyingButt (04/24/2013) [-]
Call my therapist, tell him he's a rich man.
#18 - MasterManiac (04/24/2013) [-]
Related.
Related.
#19 to #18 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
"Maybe we should call ourselves the febreze brothers because things are feeling so fresh right now."
#35 - simplescience (04/24/2013) [-]
I was quickly browsing through the content, and for a moment there, I thought it said "my mom made me go to the rapist because of this".

MFW
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#77 to #35 - hammarhead (04/24/2013) [-]


But if you were sickened, but curious?
#166 - gtk (04/25/2013) [-]
How do you keep things fresh in the bedroom?

Febreeeeeeeeeeez.
#150 - whycanticaps (04/25/2013) [-]
**whycanticaps rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at When someone introduces me.... ** Murder? Pfft more like Massacre
#117 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
I laughed at this way harder than I should have.
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