Rocks go to Heaven. Old and repost but I love it.. >Dogs are animals >Rocks don't go to heaven >Animals on same level as rocks >Animals don't go to heaven >Humans are animals >Humans are equal  rocks heaven


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#22 - Forfunaccount (04/24/2013) [-]
MFW all rocks go to heaven.
#151 to #22 - epickirax (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh, you.
Oh, you.
User avatar #93 to #22 - lightshadow (04/24/2013) [-]
not since the accident
#18 - atomschlumpf (04/24/2013) [-]
'free dog souls with conversion'
#4 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
"all rocks to go heaven" holy **** that's hilarious, comeback of the year, of the ******* century
User avatar #7 to #4 - carnivoreapples ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
more like the comeback of last century
User avatar #3 - anonomoz (04/24/2013) [-]
it looks like the catholid one is a really chill guy
User avatar #8 to #3 - anonymousattorney (04/24/2013) [-]
pretty much sums it up, yeah
#5 to #3 - lujan (04/24/2013) [-]
eh may seem like a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything, but I hear he's an alcohol.
#91 to #5 - samjamfan (04/24/2013) [-]
"he's an alcohol"
"he's an alcohol"
#47 - awkwardjew (04/24/2013) [-]
Dogs are is this a valid point? Humans are animals
User avatar #61 to #47 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
shhhh, don't tell the creationist's that. they get all stroppy and throw a right old fit
User avatar #66 to #47 - thejoemotes (04/24/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
User avatar #76 to #66 - Dwarf (04/24/2013) [-]
its gonna be okay lil ***** you can do it
#14 - bokkos (04/24/2013) [-]
>Dogs are animals   
>Rocks don't go to heaven   
>Animals on same level as rocks   
>Animals don't go to heaven   
>Humans are animals   
>Humans are equal to rocks   
>Homo sapiens can't go to heaven
>Dogs are animals
>Rocks don't go to heaven
>Animals on same level as rocks
>Animals don't go to heaven
>Humans are animals
>Humans are equal to rocks
>Homo sapiens can't go to heaven
#73 to #14 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
shut the **** up
User avatar #126 to #73 - lazysuzan (04/24/2013) [-]
r u ok
User avatar #124 to #14 - lazysuzan (04/24/2013) [-]
My exact thoughts
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User avatar #19 to #14 - lolfire (04/24/2013) [-]
It's religion.
Logic need not apply.
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User avatar #29 to #25 - lolfire (04/24/2013) [-]
Ooooooo, touchy are we ?
Logic is not subjective.

Logic is possible the most objective thing we as a species have created.
Humans are animals. We share 92% of our DNA with mice for **** sake.

But anyway, logic does not work with religion, a man cannot turn water to wine, a man cannot cure blindness through touch, and no magic can raise the dead, harry.
User avatar #62 to #29 - opticmonkey (04/24/2013) [-]
I'd just like to interject something here. I'm not taking a side in this argument but just because you can't understand something doesn't mean it's not possible. For all we know, Jesus was a scientific visionary capable of feats beyond the comprehension even of modern science, so claiming all these things like turning water into wine and curing blindness are illogical isn't necessarily true, it could just be that science hasn't advanced to the point we can understand them yet.
tl:dr jesus = science master who could do anything
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User avatar #48 to #40 - lolfire (04/24/2013) [-]
>Children like me, you're getting defensive, trying to argue ad hominem. I'd stop that, it's a surefire way to present yourself as a twat.

>Intellectually superior because of other belief / perspective. When it comes to logic, if you don't believe in it. Then I am intellectually superior as anyone who doesn't believe in logic is ******* retarded.

What abstract idea are you talking about ? That we aren't animals ? Because we are. We **** , kill, eat, **** and die like every other animal on this planet, we've just developed a "nicer" way of doing it.

The christian messiah is the perfect example of how logic and religion cannot coincide. Ignoring that is ignoring the argument. I'm not missing the point. You're trying to change it.

Anyway, my original point stands firm. Religion - Logic need not apply.
#55 to #48 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Agreed ^^
I'm Christian/agnostic (something inbetweeney and hard to explain) by the way and a deity like God would not abide by the rules of logic... at all
#64 to #48 - Killerwale ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
There is no point with talking reason with him friend, his head is too far up where the sun refuses to shine, like preaching to a brick wall, although I think the wall could have been reasoned with *shrug* the worlds full of people, even "twats" like "them", let it be
User avatar #27 to #25 - wottafella (04/24/2013) [-]
That don't make sense, we have a heart like other animals, a brain like other animals, two kidneys like other animals etc.
The only difference from us and other animals is that we have managed to form togethrer from tribes to civilisations, we ensure that we live in large numbers to live, isolate and quarintine those who are sick, so that it is easier to care for them, which is exactly what dogs/wolfs do when one of them contract an illness, they seperate themself from the pack to make sure the others don't get ill. How does that make us creatures?
User avatar #39 to #27 - coolcalx (04/24/2013) [-]
all of the great apes do something similar. the main reason homo sapiens were more successful than the other great apes is due to our greater vocabulary and range of communication.
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#10 - johnnycockseed (04/24/2013) [-]
It's funny how the shadows fall the same way in each photo. He also manages to get the exact same angle.

Sorry I'm such a debbie downer...
User avatar #16 to #10 - mykoira (04/24/2013) [-]
also notice the white and red car near catholic signs.
#13 to #10 - anonymousiemoo (04/24/2013) [-]
You... you ruined this for me.
User avatar #11 to #10 - eddymolly (04/24/2013) [-]
Clearly, someone took the photo at the same time every day in the same weather conditions
#63 - wienersack (04/24/2013) [-]
It's not just a boulder.
It's a rock!
#46 - junkiegirl (04/24/2013) [-]
All photos from precisely the same angle/lighting...seems legit...
User avatar #50 to #46 - guiguito (04/24/2013) [-]
fixed surveliance camera?
idk why would you look for legit stuff on the internet
#23 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
They do. And they meet us at the Rainbow Bridge.

I miss my Lab :(
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User avatar #38 - occamsrazor (04/24/2013) [-]
I think this is a great example of how you can't group people together by belief
#69 - workablenathan (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm okay with this repost.
#94 - nucularwar (04/24/2013) [-]
rocks aren't ******* animals
#37 - ronniesan (04/24/2013) [-]
**** yeah Catholicism.
User avatar #58 to #37 - Furubatsu (04/24/2013) [-]
Not sure If I should thumb up for catholicism or creepy pope
#168 to #58 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
*pope emeritus

get with the times, home boy.
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#111 to #89 - thisismyhandle ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Now I lay me down to cook,
I pray the Based my #swag to keep
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Based my bitch to take
#86 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
The whole idea of a soul living inside of your body doesn't originate from biblical teachings... The bible says that God made Adam and Eve a soul, not given them a soul. The exact same Hebrew word is used when applied to animals. The word means something along the lines of "a breathing creature".

The bible teaches there will be a resurrection, but whats the point of a resurrection if people never truly die, but live in as a spirit-being? Doesn't make any sense, because it's wrong information. Biblical teachings mixed with Greek philosophy and a whole bunch of other non-biblical crap.
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#43 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
i dont care how many times this gets reposted, im gonna laugh out loud each time XD
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