Rocks go to Heaven. Old and repost but I love it.. >Dogs are animals >Rocks don't go to heaven >Animals on same level as rocks >Animals don't go to heaven >Humans are animals >Humans are equal
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Rocks go to Heaven

Old and repost but I love it

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Submitted: 04/24/2013
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User avatar #176 - edzero (04/25/2013) [-]
Here is my theory of heaven and hell...
heaven isn't a place, but a term, to tell you that "people that are going to heaven" will simply reincarnate as either some kind of animal or a plant and live peacefully..
same goes for hell, what if it saying "you are going to hell" simply means that you will be reincarnated as a human with a ****** life?

(Another religious ********* is brewing....he he he he he)
#166 - bdowns (04/25/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at :3 **
User avatar #164 - toddingram (04/25/2013) [-]
1000 dollars says westboro Baptist will still pickit the funeral
User avatar #161 - pwnsomelink (04/24/2013) [-]
Why does anybody think humans, the most vile, lying, cheating, deceiving, filthy creatures on the planet, have souls, when animals, who do practically no wrong, don't?

Oooh, the jimmies are rustlin' tonight...
User avatar #167 to #161 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Depends on what you define as wrong... Pretty much every action any animal does is self serving and will most likely be done at the expense of other animal...
User avatar #172 to #167 - pwnsomelink (04/25/2013) [-]
I suppose if you think of it that way, but everything an animal does is to survive. Humans often hurt others for much pettier reasons, like to uphold a reputation, gain money that is not rightfully theirs, sex, or even just to hurt.

Animals compete to survive, humans compete for pride and self enjoyment. It's like an animal kills to eat and live, a human will kill just to kill.
User avatar #173 to #172 - pwnsomelink (04/25/2013) [-]
Oops, sorry for the late reply.
User avatar #174 to #173 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I feel like there are plenty of animals that kill for sport... I mean I know certain cats and monkeys have social drug use (monkeys grab millipedes and bite them to release their venom to get high, jaguars chew on roots that are kinda like catnip)

The only thing that I think separates humans from animals is our awareness of our excess and our capacity to maintain huge populations.

Eventually we're going to reach carrying capacity. There's gonna be a lot of death, and people are going to go back to more frugal life styles of the early 19th century. People will become more responsible with childbirth with 2/3 children per family being the norm. Being environmentally friendly will be economically viable so exploiting fossil fuels will become a thing of the past... and after a century or so the earth should rebound quite nicely I think...
User avatar #177 to #174 - pwnsomelink (04/25/2013) [-]
True. There are plenty of opinions and viewpoints, I try to respect them all.

I hope you're right. One of the things I'm most afraid of is humans overpopulating the Earth and killing everything, the thought terrifies me. Just, all of the beautiful places that humans have destroyed, all the landscapes and settings and whatnot...I wish it could all come back.
User avatar #179 to #177 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
Nature will persist, we're probably going to die. Humans are doing what took an asteroid millions of years ago, but nature rebounded from that, eh?

I just like to hope some of us will live. And the ones who do live will live responsibly.
User avatar #180 to #179 - pwnsomelink (04/26/2013) [-]
It shall. I hope we will.

I just wish I could see the world after it rebounds.
User avatar #158 - jittersfj (04/24/2013) [-]
This is why I'm catholic. They may have a few child molesters but they allow all into heaven.
#160 to #158 - gwentennyson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#163 to #160 - verby (04/25/2013) [-]
"Do not remove the the splinter from your neighbors hand while you have a plank in your own eye" - Jesus
#162 to #160 - whitemager **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #165 to #162 - thegrimreaver (04/25/2013) [-]
"God, I'm sorry that I ******** those 27 young boys, raped their mutilated corpses, sewed their faces into a coat, and mailed their organs to their families. Can I get into heaven?"
"Well, you said you were sorry, so, sure!"
#169 to #165 - gwentennyson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #170 to #169 - thegrimreaver (04/25/2013) [-]
Actually, it was already deleted when I posted.
User avatar #156 - spysappinmysasha (04/24/2013) [-]
how the **** do they know whats in heaven
#136 - ghouleyed (04/24/2013) [-]
I dont think Cats and Dogs go to heaven couse in Egyptian Beliefs Cats are the Guardians of the hell or wich you call the afterlife and Dogs are death gods. I think those can choose in wich plane they want to be in.
#175 to #136 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
Cats are the guardians of hell? lolwut...? I'm a human, I'll kick the **** out of cats.
User avatar #178 to #175 - ghouleyed (04/25/2013) [-]
they didn't have heaven or hell it was just afterlife like i said "hell or wich you call the afterlife"
#135 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
anybody noticed that the parked cars in the background are the same. Soooooooo.............Faaaaaakkkkkeeeeeee. dude
User avatar #147 to #135 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]

Well that's one way to figure it out, the other is to use snopes..... or basic common sense.
#148 to #147 - JMF (04/24/2013) [-]
MFW Fauxtography
MFW Fauxtography
#131 - PopcornOps **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #127 - superbigfupa (04/24/2013) [-]
I see that the 4th one says that "dogs don't have souls" so, if dogs not having souls makes them not go to heaven, does this mean gingers don't go to heaven?
#121 - UlquiGrimmHime (04/24/2013) [-]
For the record I want you to know, rocks aren't people
#150 to #121 - JMF (04/24/2013) [-]
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#118 - comanderspy (04/24/2013) [-]
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#120 to #118 - snakefire (04/24/2013) [-]
Unclench your anus bro... its not a big deal...
#123 to #122 - snakefire (04/24/2013) [-]
Im more of a fan of *******
#117 - needlessfoal (04/24/2013) [-]
But not cats
But not cats
#149 to #117 - hammarhead (04/24/2013) [-]
Cats got to the ceiling when the die. everyone knows that?!
User avatar #119 to #117 - jdsalenger (04/24/2013) [-]
Cats worship Bast they go to her kingdom when they die.
User avatar #130 to #119 - xxmanobyxx (04/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #137 to #130 - jdsalenger (04/24/2013) [-]
Bastet is another name for Bast she is also named Ubasti and Baast.
User avatar #138 to #137 - xxmanobyxx (04/24/2013) [-]
The **** ? I was just referring to the Egyptian god, not all the others.
User avatar #139 to #138 - jdsalenger (04/24/2013) [-]
Yes it is the Egyptian Goddess of Felines.
User avatar #140 to #139 - xxmanobyxx (04/24/2013) [-]
I did say that.
User avatar #143 to #140 - jdsalenger (04/24/2013) [-]
I think we are confusing each other. I'm just answering your question and agreeing with you.
User avatar #146 to #143 - xxmanobyxx (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm not confused, I said Bastet, you named 4 other names for who knows why, I said I was just referring to Bastet and wtf were you doing, then you say yes she is the Egyptian god, I go full retard, we both went full retard.
#109 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
my loyal, loving, never-ending obedient, playful, blissfully happy, life long guardian, companion doesnt have a soul? but retarded, hateful, ignorant, disrespectful, lazy, reposting, gay, confused, useless, polluting, waste of air, FJ users do?

**** religion
#108 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
God , This has been on the front page more times than I can remember . It's funny but **** ! I'm going to start reposting all the **** I have from years back and be all over the front page as well .
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#129 to #106 - slumberdonkey (04/24/2013) [-]
How the **** do you prove that humans have souls?
User avatar #107 to #106 - corundum (04/24/2013) [-]
"How the **** do you prove..."

Just stop right there.
#105 - electro (04/24/2013) [-]
but yeah technically according to Catholicism, only humans go to heaven. Because animals dont have souls and are instead considered "animated"
#110 to #105 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
Catholics are retards and their religion is out of date .
#104 - saturated ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Hilarious but fake
User avatar #114 to #104 - bronybox (04/24/2013) [-]
It actually isn't, that's the funniest part.
User avatar #115 to #114 - bronybox (04/24/2013) [-]
Lol or maybe it is, they do look a bit blurred/pixelated around the sides.
User avatar #159 to #115 - saturated ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Look at the cars parked in the background - the same in all the pictures
or how the shadows are exactly the same in all of the pictures
User avatar #171 to #159 - bronybox (04/25/2013) [-]
True. Alright. It's fake.
User avatar #152 to #115 - JMF (04/24/2013) [-]
Survey says; "It's fake."
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