Rocks go to Heaven. Old and repost but I love it.. >Dogs are animals >Rocks don't go to heaven >Animals on same level as rocks >Animals don't go to heaven >Humans are animals >Humans are equal  rocks heaven
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#14 - bokkos
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Dogs are animals   
>Rocks don't go to heaven   
>Animals on same level as rocks   
>Animals don't go to heaven   
>Humans are animals   
>Humans are equal to rocks   
>Homo sapiens can't go to heaven
>Dogs are animals
>Rocks don't go to heaven
>Animals on same level as rocks
>Animals don't go to heaven
>Humans are animals
>Humans are equal to rocks
>Homo sapiens can't go to heaven
#73 to #14 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
shut the **** up
#126 to #73 - lazysuzan
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(04/24/2013) [-]
r u ok
#124 to #14 - lazysuzan
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(04/24/2013) [-]
My exact thoughts
#154 to #14 - kyforst
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#70 to #14 - fucyougumby
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#19 to #14 - lolfire
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(04/24/2013) [-]
It's religion.
Logic need not apply.
#25 to #19 - vivapinatapro
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#29 to #25 - lolfire
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Ooooooo, touchy are we ?
Logic is not subjective.

Logic is possible the most objective thing we as a species have created.
Humans are animals. We share 92% of our DNA with mice for **** sake.

But anyway, logic does not work with religion, a man cannot turn water to wine, a man cannot cure blindness through touch, and no magic can raise the dead, harry.
#62 to #29 - opticmonkey
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I'd just like to interject something here. I'm not taking a side in this argument but just because you can't understand something doesn't mean it's not possible. For all we know, Jesus was a scientific visionary capable of feats beyond the comprehension even of modern science, so claiming all these things like turning water into wine and curing blindness are illogical isn't necessarily true, it could just be that science hasn't advanced to the point we can understand them yet.
tl:dr jesus = science master who could do anything
#40 to #29 - vivapinatapro
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#48 to #40 - lolfire
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Children like me, you're getting defensive, trying to argue ad hominem. I'd stop that, it's a surefire way to present yourself as a twat.

>Intellectually superior because of other belief / perspective. When it comes to logic, if you don't believe in it. Then I am intellectually superior as anyone who doesn't believe in logic is ******* retarded.

What abstract idea are you talking about ? That we aren't animals ? Because we are. We ****, kill, eat, **** and die like every other animal on this planet, we've just developed a "nicer" way of doing it.

The christian messiah is the perfect example of how logic and religion cannot coincide. Ignoring that is ignoring the argument. I'm not missing the point. You're trying to change it.

Anyway, my original point stands firm. Religion - Logic need not apply.
#64 to #48 - Killerwale
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(04/24/2013) [-]
There is no point with talking reason with him friend, his head is too far up where the sun refuses to shine, like preaching to a brick wall, although I think the wall could have been reasoned with *shrug* the worlds full of people, even "twats" like "them", let it be
#55 to #48 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Agreed ^^
I'm Christian/agnostic (something inbetweeney and hard to explain) by the way and a deity like God would not abide by the rules of logic... at all
#153 to #25 - Visual
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#27 to #25 - wottafella
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That don't make sense, we have a heart like other animals, a brain like other animals, two kidneys like other animals etc.
The only difference from us and other animals is that we have managed to form togethrer from tribes to civilisations, we ensure that we live in large numbers to live, isolate and quarintine those who are sick, so that it is easier to care for them, which is exactly what dogs/wolfs do when one of them contract an illness, they seperate themself from the pack to make sure the others don't get ill. How does that make us creatures?
#39 to #27 - coolcalx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
all of the great apes do something similar. the main reason homo sapiens were more successful than the other great apes is due to our greater vocabulary and range of communication.
#41 to #27 - vivapinatapro
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#22 - Forfunaccount
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(04/24/2013) [-]
MFW all rocks go to heaven.
#151 to #22 - epickirax
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Oh, you.
Oh, you.
#93 to #22 - lightshadow
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(04/24/2013) [-]
not since the accident
#3 - anonomoz
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(04/24/2013) [-]
it looks like the catholid one is a really chill guy
#8 to #3 - anonymousattorney
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(04/24/2013) [-]
pretty much sums it up, yeah
#5 to #3 - lujan
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(04/24/2013) [-]
eh may seem like a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything, but I hear he's an alcohol.
#91 to #5 - samjamfan
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(04/24/2013) [-]
"he's an alcohol"
"he's an alcohol"
#18 - atomschlumpf
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(04/24/2013) [-]
'free dog souls with conversion'
#10 - johnnycockseed
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(04/24/2013) [-]
It's funny how the shadows fall the same way in each photo. He also manages to get the exact same angle.

Sorry I'm such a debbie downer...
#16 to #10 - mykoira
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(04/24/2013) [-]
also notice the white and red car near catholic signs.
#13 to #10 - anonymousiemoo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You... you ruined this for me.
#11 to #10 - eddymolly
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Clearly, someone took the photo at the same time every day in the same weather conditions
#37 - ronniesan
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(04/24/2013) [-]
**** yeah Catholicism.
#58 to #37 - Furubatsu
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Not sure If I should thumb up for catholicism or creepy pope
#168 to #58 - anon
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(04/25/2013) [-]
*pope emeritus

get with the times, home boy.
#47 - awkwardjew
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Dogs are animals....how is this a valid point? Humans are animals
#61 to #47 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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(04/24/2013) [-]
shhhh, don't tell the creationist's that. they get all stroppy and throw a right old fit
#66 to #47 - thejoemotes
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
#76 to #66 - Dwarf
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(04/24/2013) [-]
its gonna be okay lil ***** you can do it
#32 - loocke
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(04/24/2013) [-]
guise...
srsly guies

what if the earth is just a big rock and where already in heaven...
i just pooped a little...
#35 to #32 - lesrin ONLINE
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(04/24/2013) [-]
well then heaven sucks
#63 - wienersack
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(04/24/2013) [-]
It's not just a boulder.
It's a rock!
#46 - junkiegirl
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(04/24/2013) [-]
All photos from precisely the same angle/lighting...seems legit...
#50 to #46 - guiguito
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(04/24/2013) [-]
fixed surveliance camera?
idk why would you look for legit stuff on the internet