Coincidence?. .....yeah probably. Genaral ' noral It' s Superman' s 75th birthday today. And by pure coincidence, it' s also Clark Kent' s 75th birthday. 4% Rep asdasdasdasd
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#20 - liquidz (04/24/2013) [-]
Happy birthday cockfag
#50 to #20 - darkdragonswrath (04/24/2013) [-]
Birthday pie?
Birthday pie?
User avatar #78 to #50 - greenthegunstar (04/24/2013) [-]
ToraDora reference?
User avatar #79 to #78 - darkdragonswrath (04/24/2013) [-]
probably
#32 to #20 - casinoer (04/24/2013) [-]
Hey Batman
Look at these parents
look
#45 to #32 - liquidz (04/24/2013) [-]
At least I still have a homeplanet
At least I still have a homeplanet
#53 to #45 - beefking (04/24/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at Cats and Babies ** RIP BATMAN KILLED THE CLUB!
User avatar #65 to #53 - andnowducks (04/24/2013) [-]
Who's RIP BATMAN?
#61 to #53 - Rascal (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#92 to #61 - liquidz (04/24/2013) [-]
You are not the spam funny junk wants... you are the spam funny junk deserves...
User avatar #73 to #32 - admiralen ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
but supermans parents are dead aswell
#81 to #27 - blackrookfiend ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
F-feels of steel...
F-feels of steel...
User avatar #84 to #27 - stillscrappy (04/24/2013) [-]
**** man....
#30 - jokervsbatsy (04/24/2013) [-]
>"Clark Kent" has 9 letters
>"Superman" has 8 letters
>9 - 8 = 1
>1 + 75(supe's birthday) = 76
>76 * π = 238,76104167282428612316089712924
>238
>23
>2
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>Ricochet 2 confirmed

User avatar #69 to #30 - lucasman (04/24/2013) [-]
********** !!! That game!! hahaaa!
I even forgot about it!

Good comment.
#49 to #30 - mrmarc (04/24/2013) [-]
Who the **** plays Richochet?
User avatar #55 to #49 - isomeras (04/24/2013) [-]
It's a pretty awesome game...
User avatar #7 - mrgoodlove (04/24/2013) [-]
It's my grandpas 75th birthday today too
User avatar #26 to #7 - garaichu (04/24/2013) [-]
Happy birthday to your granddad!
It's my birthday too.
User avatar #9 to #7 - hydromatic (04/24/2013) [-]
YOUR GRANDPA MUST BE CLARK KENT!
User avatar #24 to #9 - nrhv (04/24/2013) [-]
OR SUPERMAN!
User avatar #37 to #24 - rieskimo (04/24/2013) [-]
No you dumbass, Clark Kent's alterego is Bruce Wayne.
#43 to #37 - Rascal (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #86 to #9 - stefanolopcus (04/24/2013) [-]
OR SUPERMAN!
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#76 - kidsquicker (04/24/2013) [-]
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#75 - wartroll (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 - pappathethird (04/24/2013) [-]
Everybody knows Peter Kent is Bruce Superman
User avatar #67 to #19 - bagofshit (04/24/2013) [-]
Bat Wayne Bruceman... ****
User avatar #38 to #19 - nnightfire (04/24/2013) [-]
But Peter Kent be Superman
#6 - sisoytaco (04/24/2013) [-]
<MFW
<MFW
#12 - Fuzzymarsupial ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
#47 to #12 - ponieskilledmyacc (04/24/2013) [-]
"who will never let us down..."

"HAY GUISE!"
#56 to #47 - Rascal (04/24/2013) [-]
all i see is boobs... damn that angle sucks
#80 to #47 - Rascal (04/24/2013) [-]
SPIOLERS
He killed shazam... With lazers...
SHAZAM
User avatar #58 - welfarekid (04/24/2013) [-]
Who gives a **** about that Kent guy!?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUPERMAN -- WHOEVER YOU MAY BE!
#15 - nooneofinterest (04/24/2013) [-]
rustln mi jimis
#48 - dgarcia (04/24/2013) [-]
damn ***** , i is old
User avatar #77 to #48 - PadreRasta (04/24/2013) [-]
Spot the kryptonian.
#29 - mezzjuc (04/24/2013) [-]
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#25 - magnificentmanbear **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
#39 - nubbless ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
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#88 - bdowns (04/24/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at Dammit 'Murica **
User avatar #51 - thecole (04/24/2013) [-]
It's my 21st birthday today.
User avatar #59 to #51 - welfarekid (04/24/2013) [-]
Aren't we special?
User avatar #66 to #59 - milkshakerz (04/24/2013) [-]
Unless it is also your birthday, then no, he is the only special one here.
User avatar #68 to #66 - welfarekid (04/24/2013) [-]
Nope, he's the special one.
User avatar #71 to #51 - christmouth (04/24/2013) [-]
Are you by any chance named Clark Kent? Congratulations btw.
#91 to #51 - ixcarnifexxi (04/24/2013) [-]
Happy day of legal alcohol consumption in the US.   
   
I'm 19 and Canadian so... Woo 19 legal drinking age!   
   
   
Have some Dishonored people being silly
Happy day of legal alcohol consumption in the US.

I'm 19 and Canadian so... Woo 19 legal drinking age!


Have some Dishonored people being silly
#74 to #51 - kidsquicker (04/24/2013) [-]
Happy birthday, have a gorilla.
#44 - Rascal (04/24/2013) [-]
Is Superman's Birthday not Feb 29th, leap year birthday? And Clarks was mid June when he crashed down?
#52 to #44 - beefking (04/24/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Mad Moxxi **
#63 - archiehicox (04/24/2013) [-]
Superman's birthday is June 10th (day he landed on Earth) and Clark's is June 18 (day he was adopted).
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