D&D antics. what do you do when you have rogue paladins in your party?. I recall a group almost ten years ago where "THAT GUY" was a relatively new player to ou
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what do you do when you have rogue paladins in your party?

I recall a group almost ten years ago where "THAT GUY" was a relatively new player to our group and we' d agreed the game was going to be about fantasy [ED heroics - So he shows up with this drunken old man Aout
of a fighter. Meanwhile we' re all playing young kind of weeaboo anime hero types.
We tolerated him and how often he' d talk about how drunk, smelly, and generally obnoxious his character was. He would use metagame knowledge to make fun of our characters in character, laughing at us when we' d get
knocked out, calling us cowards when we failed our fear checks, and the would take pity on us and just kind of give us "let it slide" looks and let us take rerolls.
We' d bitch about it between sessions and we sort of grew to hate the guy as a player; His character would go onto long diatribes about dungeons and gold and how useless we were and we' d get into hour long arguments where
the would constantly have to remind us all to "keep it IS." Anyway this campaign goes on for at least a year, and the storyline is kind and a gets kidnapped, so after another argument session we get
convinced by 'THAT GUY" to take a suicide mission and storm a castle, and he' s basically yelling at us IRL we have to do it.
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So when we agree, he leaves the room with the for a few minutes, and we assume this is all some how he' s going to **** us over and steal our **** . They come back in as if nothing had happened. Session
continues but we' re all on guard, assuming something is up. We storm the castle or whatever, and have a lot offen, not really noticing that this guy has stopped being so obnoxious. He hasn' t once mentioned how his character
reeks of whiskey or onions or whatever, though he wastes a good five minutes explaining how his character shaved his beard. Whatever, we just assume the talked to him about how it was annoying us. Epic battles ensue
and Fast forward to face off with the BEES, some Lich thing, and the fight isnt going so well.
We' re getting spanked, our Cleric is down, and Mr. Fighter has a haste and out of nowhere he goes, "I rush to Cedric (the Cleric) and slap him 'GET UP YOU COWARDY' At this point I groan but the is like "Cedric, you' re
back up with xx HP." Then Mr. "Fighter" goes, "I turn to the Lich and I smite him." And suddenly it clicked for all of us.
****** had been playing a Paladin the entire time. His insults were his and calling us out as cowards were his Interfear aura. He wasn' t "That Guy," "w? were "that guy" and we' d just been absolutely out
roleplayed for almost a year.
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#1 - houseofbrick (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That guy is my new D&D god
That guy is my new D&D god
User avatar #3 - deathbylucy (04/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Reading stuff like this really makes me want to learn how to play D&D
User avatar #6 to #3 - mustakraklsh (04/24/2013) [-]
******* roll dice and do ****
#29 - harryboom (04/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
that's cool and all, but it's no Old Man Henderson
#10 - eshaythewolf (04/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I've never played D&D but I really want to, thing is that I'm far too nervous to just go out asking people if I can join their game nights and stuff. So yeah, kinda at a loss...
I've never played D&D but I really want to, thing is that I'm far too nervous to just go out asking people if I can join their game nights and stuff. So yeah, kinda at a loss...
User avatar #4 - abiku (04/24/2013) [-]
Just read this to my DM and I'm scared for the next NPC he makes.
#32 - byodensbeard (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sir Bearington.
User avatar #14 - dudda (04/24/2013) [-]
These things have to come with a special dictionary.


I didn't understand a damn thing
#15 - gongthehawkeye (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I don't play D&D and I don't understand any of this.
#5 - justafungi (04/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I miss playing D&D :/
I miss playing D&D :/
User avatar #31 - basicargentinian (04/24/2013) [-]
I love the idea of D&D and roleplaying games, but I SUCK at roleplaying so I avoid it as to not ruin it for everyone else.
User avatar #19 - garin (04/24/2013) [-]
I didn't understand any of what was going on but ******* hell I am excited!
#16 - Blackmane (04/24/2013) [-]
that crafty, magnificent sunovabitch....
that crafty, magnificent sunovabitch....
#48 - septol (09/12/2013) [-]
i love DND
User avatar #36 - churrundo (04/24/2013) [-]
does anyone have the "*roll 1*: x, *roll 20* y" thread?
#21 - giggitygantz (04/24/2013) [-]
Me and friend playing D&D. I pick fighter . He goes i want to be a thief an elf thief at that one that is 6 foot 11 . He doesnt pick a lock till our 6th game had me bash down every door. My face when he was finally killed. He Was "that guy"
User avatar #18 - JoeTheRoosterTwo (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I need that DnD post about sir Bearington.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
I highly recommend it to anyone, as a game if you really use your imagination it is hard to beat. I've been playing for 5 years and I love it.
User avatar #8 - YllekNayr (04/24/2013) [-]
For those interested in D&D, there's a channel for it if you have stuff to post.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeons-n-drags

Not talking about this post in particular, but for anyone in the comments talking about D&D.
User avatar #22 - rockmanfan (04/24/2013) [-]
clever girl...
User avatar #20 - anonymousattorney (04/24/2013) [-]
Well, I'm off to attempt something like that.
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