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#1 - zenbass (04/23/2013) [-]
#54 to #1 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #18 to #15 - crimzonsoulreaper (04/24/2013) [-]
I read, "Child, my eyes are up here." when I first skimmed it... It sounded really weird in my head.
#53 - dgarcia (04/24/2013) [-]
*slaps random jew
User avatar #6 - hydromatic (04/24/2013) [-]
So does Mary say "Oh god" when in bed with Joseph?
That would be awkward.
#19 to #6 - vodnuth (04/24/2013) [-]
Or even worse "Oh Jesus"
#12 to #6 - vivapinatapro (04/24/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Jewish people almost never used the word for "God" to actually refer to God, in fear of using his name in vain. They typically used the names El Shaddai (almighty) or Adonai (master), when referring to God.
Fun fact: Jewish people almost never used the word for "God" to actually refer to God, in fear of using his name in vain. They typically used the names El Shaddai (almighty) or Adonai (master), when referring to God.
User avatar #17 to #12 - vancecore (04/24/2013) [-]
In my country, El Shaddai people are sweaty ***** .
#55 to #17 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#51 to #12 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
fun fact: no they didnt.. "god" isnt even a hebrew term.. Yahweh would be the correct term :P but otherwise you are correct
#56 to #12 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
I find that to be weird, because God is not his name. It's his title. He is a god. His name is either Yahweh or Elohim (both are considered to be acceptable).
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User avatar #43 to #25 - churrundo (04/24/2013) [-]
Actually it's Comstock
#30 to #25 - bronywhat (04/24/2013) [-]
Now I want a new religion that believes charles darwin was god in disguise trying to give us all a hint at how life was made.   
   
I can almost hear the enraged screams from both sides.
Now I want a new religion that believes charles darwin was god in disguise trying to give us all a hint at how life was made.

I can almost hear the enraged screams from both sides.
#41 to #30 - stallwallwriter (04/24/2013) [-]
How am I supposed to scream in rage while looking at that gif?
How am I supposed to scream in rage while looking at that gif?
User avatar #45 to #30 - arsonice (04/24/2013) [-]
Thats actually an amazing idea, if youre really doing this, I´ll help you as much as you need me to!
User avatar #31 to #30 - lolollo (04/24/2013) [-]
You really shouldn't. Most people I know who've studied evolution also understand that it doesn't disprove God...at all. The only ones who think it does are the ones who's understanding of it amount to "it happens, therefore not God".
#16 - felixjarl (04/24/2013) [-]
I can hardly believe it! A religion post that is actually funny and clever!
User avatar #62 to #16 - obese ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
It's not much of a sacrifice if he came back to life.
User avatar #23 to #16 - jimmytwoshoes (04/24/2013) [-]
my mom wouldnt let me get this shirt when i was younger... =,(
#7 - onceknownsober (04/24/2013) [-]
Only made this because he reminded me of Comstock. I know it doesn't really make sense storywise
User avatar #64 to #7 - DOCoSPADEo (04/24/2013) [-]
Darnit! This was amazing. I hope you get front-page comment with this.
#13 to #7 - schnickelfritz (04/24/2013) [-]
bearded booker
bearded booker
User avatar #14 - manofbeardliness (04/24/2013) [-]
Why can't there be more posts like this? Usually it's just bickering on about something you can't prove or disprove. Finally, a funny religion post.
#9 - nsfwanon (04/24/2013) [-]
GOD HAS GEORGE CARLIN'S VOICE.
#10 - oxyhawk (04/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#44 to #10 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Except they were already killing each other for land and cultural dominance.
User avatar #68 to #44 - lolzordz (04/24/2013) [-]
religion was probably just an excuse to fight for more land and dominance
#28 - paulthehero ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm a Christian and I approve this comic.
User avatar #33 to #28 - wowimbored (04/24/2013) [-]
What is your motivation for telling everyone you're a christian? Are you trying to start a ********* ?
User avatar #66 to #33 - studbeefpile (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he's just pointing out that many Christians have a good sense of humor, and quite honestly find these sorts of things funny, and not offensive.
User avatar #59 to #33 - pixy (04/24/2013) [-]
I think they were more saying "we aren't all going to freak out about this comic, come on guys, laugh a little" to other Christians.
#48 - rjgnal (04/24/2013) [-]
dunno about you guys, but im playing along
dunno about you guys, but im playing along
User avatar #60 to #48 - obese ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
A gold one that will help you lead Heaven to victory.
User avatar #58 to #50 - welfarekid (04/24/2013) [-]
I personally feel it was a local flood not a worldwide flood and the humans alive then didn't know due to the fact they didn't even know half the world existed yet.
If it even happened amirite?
User avatar #61 to #50 - obese ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Noah would have use a Kyogre.
User avatar #65 to #61 - DiabloStrawhat (04/24/2013) [-]
Kyogre is so ******* boss.
#72 to #50 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
yes... i am... .___.
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#69 to #20 - arrowinurbutt (04/24/2013) [-]
Plot?
Plot?
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