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#3 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#35 to #3 - fuckinghashbrown (04/24/2013) [-]
Not since the accident
#42 to #35 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#84 to #53 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#10 - guymandude (04/24/2013) [-]
"lol idiot doesn't he realize that he would die if he committed suicide?"

...Yes, yes he does. thatsthejoke.jpg

MFW no one is able to understand a simple joke
#94 to #10 - thegreenbutton (04/24/2013) [-]
I think he was actually gonna kill himself but when he tried he got too scared and no longer wanted to do it.
User avatar #92 to #10 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
by the "omg" ";(" and general suicide related attention seeking I'm fairly sure it's a she.
User avatar #27 to #10 - burtgasm (04/24/2013) [-]
manliest name of all time.
#20 - critique (04/24/2013) [-]
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#8 - acunit (04/24/2013) [-]
mfw people don't realize its a joke
#5 - shadwstep (04/23/2013) [-]
Are you ******* kidding me?
#88 to #5 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
not since the accident
#15 - lolibear (04/24/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that thought they meant when they said "i almost killed myself" they meant they realized how low they had fell and were horrified that they had tried to commit suicide, like repeating it in horrified recognition?

#9 - sisterblister (04/24/2013) [-]
wait wait wait i thought this ****** is stupid but he is talking a bought the skatebored trick i think
#47 - lolzordz (04/24/2013) [-]
so many people cant get jokes that this post actually got to the front page.. proof the world is filled with tards
User avatar #59 to #47 - mcquiston (04/24/2013) [-]
Such a sorry sight to see so many uneducated sims.
#44 - thalfak (04/24/2013) [-]
Do it the right way
Do it the right way
#48 to #44 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
is he kill?
User avatar #45 to #44 - ljxjlos (04/24/2013) [-]
I guess that was "the accident"?
User avatar #79 to #45 - iseewhatididthere (04/24/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
#82 - turtlepoop (04/24/2013) [-]
how did this get to the front page? how many people on this website are ******* retarded?

THE FIRST PERSON WAS MAKING A JOKE.
User avatar #98 to #97 - turtlepoop (04/24/2013) [-]
haha
User avatar #99 to #98 - perqe (04/24/2013) [-]
haha
#83 - paulthehero (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 - sheperdofthestars (04/24/2013) [-]
...Am I the only one who thinks maybe he was making a joke?
User avatar #70 to #39 - therealchafrador (04/24/2013) [-]
Nope, seconding that.
User avatar #14 - CRONIK (04/24/2013) [-]
You're not allowed to call people stupid if you don't understand satire
User avatar #80 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
I read the sentence on the bottom as "There are obviously a special kind of stupid" and laughed at the nonexistent irony.
#50 - sonron (04/24/2013) [-]
**sonron rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at As someone who used to have a beard... ** mfw
**sonron rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at As someone who used to have a beard... ** mfw
#33 - comanderspy (04/24/2013) [-]
you need to release some of that stress, here take these...
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