i think i just haha'd. do u evn crop bro. tall Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and fou fucking randomness
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i think i just haha'd. do u evn crop bro. tall Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and fou

do u evn crop bro

tall Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I
raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The
dogs won' t stop barking!" FML
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39 comments On 04/ 23/ 201 3 at 7: - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States Inlike Z 3
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#4 - anon id: 2941114b
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Pregnant women are crazy.
I've had the luck of having a pregnant teacher every year since I was 12.
They blow up over pointless ****.
All the better to troll with though.
Remember "Master something that everyone fears, then use it against them
User avatar #13 to #4 - gongthehawkeye
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>Be in 9th grade english class
>Teacher being extra bitchy
>One student that always pisses her of is getting mad at her
>Asks "why are you being such a crazy bitch?"
>She screams: "BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT, OKAY?"
>We all just sit there, silently and awkwardly staring at each other until class ends.
#25 to #4 - namnori
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It's alright if 'pregnant women' is your fetish though
It's alright if 'pregnant women' is your fetish though
User avatar #7 to #4 - CrazyWhiteGurl
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It's mostly because her body is getting all hormonal from being pregnant; like when she's on her period. Most women don't do it on purpose. When my mom was pregnant she started crying for no reason and no matter what she tried to do she couldn't stop; which made her cry for real.

It sucks.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ZoeZamboni
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In 9th grade, when my Spanish teacher was very pregnant, she started crying in the middle of class because "her toes look like tiny sausages"
User avatar #15 to #5 - izzygirl
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It's stories like this that make me want to get my tubes tied....
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#11 to #5 - anon id: 24235185
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>very pregnant
#9 - Laurenboo
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It doesn't even get better after you give birth. My son is 4 weeks old yesterday and i am still a hormonal wreck haha
User avatar #37 to #9 - DivderOfZero
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Wait, you just gave birth 4 weeks ago?
#38 to #37 - Laurenboo
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... Yes... Where is this going haha
User avatar #39 to #38 - DivderOfZero
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It quite obvious where it's going. Tits or GTFO
#40 to #39 - Laurenboo
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Thought it would be more humorous. Never mind.
User avatar #17 to #9 - xXFairyXx
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12 weeks doesn't get any better :(
#6 - agentpurplek
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(04/24/2013) [-]
What is this the 90's? Who the **** has a pager?
#8 to #6 - anon id: 3bd51863
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drugdealers
User avatar #21 to #6 - liquidz
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service technicians
User avatar #10 to #6 - EnergizierAnon
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doctors.
User avatar #27 - veiledtruth
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I'm pregnant right now and everything makes me start tearing up. I couldn't open up the pasta sauce so when my hubby got home I was crying in the kitchen just cradling the jar. He laughed at me so he didn't get any dinner.
User avatar #30 to #27 - zombiemanic
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Do you understand why men have jobs, so they have money to then have the freedom to buy their ******* dinner themselves, we never 'Need' you's to make us dinner it's just more convenient because you have nothing else productive to do.
User avatar #32 to #30 - veiledtruth
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such angry people on the internet
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User avatar #36 to #33 - veiledtruth
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he never opened the food. pasta was not made at all. The whole point of the post was that hormones make your emotions go crazy. At the time I did not think I was being irrational. And as zombie pointed out he is an independent man who does not 'need' a woman to make his meals, it is simply convenient.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - nobigwhoop
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Did he lose the recipe for dumping sauce on noodles?
#35 to #28 - flamingdice
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Ancient Chinese Secret
User avatar #3 - kinsanity
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When my sister was pregnant, she called me, crying hysterically. I thought that something awful was happening, until she calmed down enough to tell me that she vacuumed up a 'giant' spider and she was afraid if would crawl out of the vacuum cleaner so she put it outside. She couldn't get a hold of her husband at work, so she called me.
#22 - liquidz
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Dog in question
Dog in question
#23 - Eichimaru
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haha man
#20 - felixjarl
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HFW
HFW
User avatar #14 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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They never text?
#12 - anon id: 1ff11284
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noone uses pagers anymore....
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