Freakin Skyrim merchants.. Stop lollygaging... The dragon after that merchant kicks his ass and calls him a nerd. old joke is
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#1 - nicopwnz (04/23/2013) [-]
The dragon after that merchant kicks his ass and calls him a nerd.
#60 to #1 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#8 - lindow (04/24/2013) [-]
Really? you really chopped off the watermark?
*sigh*

Comic is Critical Miss, a series on The Escapist
#75 to #8 - prayoholic (04/24/2013) [-]
OP is a fag...And reposts without credit..
User avatar #23 - questionquota (04/24/2013) [-]
At least they succeeded in slaying the feminist
User avatar #31 to #23 - ilovehitler (04/24/2013) [-]
I love when I understand a reference, even when it's so obvious like this one.
It makes me feel like I have a life.
#52 to #23 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh, you are just a Gem.
Oh, you are just a Gem.
#5 - thecharliesheen (04/23/2013) [-]
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#7 to #5 - mrgeneralhigh (04/24/2013) [-]
wut
#16 to #10 - sicksilo (04/24/2013) [-]
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#11 to #10 - mrgeneralhigh (04/24/2013) [-]
Wherever these are from they are probably the funniest things I have seen in awhile.
#12 to #11 - thecharliesheen (04/24/2013) [-]
Look up Gamer Poop Skyrim/Oblivion on youtube. Most definitely worth the watching. 			*******		 hilarious.
Look up Gamer Poop Skyrim/Oblivion on youtube. Most definitely worth the watching. ******* hilarious.
#15 to #12 - sicksilo (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #15 - burningsmurfs (04/24/2013) [-]
Sometimes on a playthrough I will use my hey I'm the thane get out of jail free card just to murder that annoying **** .
User avatar #72 to #38 - huntergriff (04/24/2013) [-]
You know that quest for harkan's vampires? the one where you kill a civilian and plant some evidence on him while impersonating the dawnguard? I cut his freakin head off with a katana and claimed he was a vampire.
#22 to #12 - mrgeneralhigh (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks will do.
#28 - Cambro (04/24/2013) [-]
#40 - RipperMan ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I swear this comic gets front page at least once a month..
User avatar #56 to #40 - logicstrike (04/24/2013) [-]
and they could atleast mention the source (critical miss, if you were wondering)
#42 to #40 - Neodude (04/24/2013) [-]
I dunno, i browse daily and have honestly never seen it.
#51 to #40 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
+5
#55 to #40 - sandwitchman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#101 to #55 - RipperMan ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh please, they're just asking for it.
#70 - heartlessrobot (04/24/2013) [-]
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You think that's funny? I was walking to Dragonbridge from Solitude looking for that ******* moth priest when the town was attacked by vampires. Rather odd since I joined the vampires. I kill the two thralls, then turn to attack the Master vampire when some random guy runs up and punches the vampire in the 8 gods damned face. He kills the Master Vampire in one punch to the 8 gods damned face. I then pick pocketed him and gave him 5000 gold.
#97 to #70 - CapnInterwebz (04/24/2013) [-]
THERE'S 9 GODS YOU THALMOR SCUM
User avatar #98 to #97 - heartlessrobot (04/24/2013) [-]
*ahem* I usually play as Dunmer and I hate the Thalmor just as much as I hate Heimskr and Ulfric. I choose the Imperials because Jarl Balgruf the Greater is chill as **** and those Stormcloak ******** kick him out.
#29 - kitsunemochalite (04/24/2013) [-]
I enjoy watching the chaos ensue when Solitude is attacked
#66 to #29 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Glad U ALL ENJOYED/ DEEMS LUKE CHATTER WAS RIGHT IN/ KILL ME- WIFE-'WELL HAS BEE N TRIED RECENTLY THE CAR STOPPING **** / BRISED NOSE/ HAND/ MANY VIDEOS AS PROOF/ SO / DEAL WUTH IT/ BOBCATFRIEND U DIDNT NICELY OF HILLBILLIRS HETE. THE GAME
#64 - noonesperfect (04/24/2013) [-]
Most skyrim related gif i had
Most skyrim related gif i had
User avatar #69 to #64 - huntergriff (04/24/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#100 to #78 - noonesperfect (04/24/2013) [-]
Have this one
Have this one
User avatar #76 to #69 - shikurukato (04/24/2013) [-]
Its the skyrim youtube poop series.

Literally type Skyrim Gamer Poop into youtube's search bar, and you're well on your way to laughing uncomfortably for the next...oh...32 minutes.
User avatar #32 - Residentpudding (04/24/2013) [-]
I was riding a horse once when I saw a dragon and giant fighting. I kept going, I wasn't going to deal with that.
User avatar #34 to #32 - YoursTruley (04/24/2013) [-]
giant, mammoth and dragon were ******* each other up, i sat had a potato and watched
#35 to #34 - urapooper (04/24/2013) [-]
I once saw 2 giants fight an elder dragon.
#73 to #35 - heartlessrobot (04/24/2013) [-]
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I once had to fight 7 bandits, 3 vampires, 2 death hounds, 5 mammoths, 2 giants, 2 dragons (one blood, one frost), a troll, and a saber cat. Let's just say the difficulty level went from master to novice.
User avatar #20 - AreyouSerious (04/24/2013) [-]
>Play Skyrim
>Helgan
> Blood Dragon attacks
> ****** .jpg
>First thing it kills is the blacksmith in a giant pillar of fire
>kill dragon
> no one gives a **** about the blacksmith
User avatar #2 - foelkera (04/23/2013) [-]
One time I was getting my ass handed to me by a dragon and a giant saved me and just walked off without saying a damn word
#9 to #2 - hillbillypowpow (04/24/2013) [-]
Giants are ice cold ************* .
#4 to #2 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
good guy giant
#53 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Updated Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs **
User avatar #58 to #53 - yesilift (04/24/2013) [-]
SNL
User avatar #67 - optimogappi (04/24/2013) [-]
After playing Skyrim for the first time Saturday, I am glad I now know the joke.
#39 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Repost.
User avatar #36 - masterspectre (04/24/2013) [-]
I just used the Ogmah Infinium glitch and ****** **** up.
User avatar #71 to #36 - heartlessrobot (04/24/2013) [-]
I only did that for skills my character was useless in. I waited until I leveled everything I used to 100 then did that.
User avatar #37 to #36 - masterspectre (04/24/2013) [-]
I killed Alduin in two power attacks. Lesser dragon in one.
User avatar #77 to #37 - shikurukato (04/24/2013) [-]
It'd be more impressive if you took it off Easy.

And didn't glitch your game so you could shortcut to max level.

And if Skyrim's dragon's weren't a pushover to begin with.
#3 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
You piece of **** reposted this and even took out the signature? NO CREDIT PIECE OF **** SCUM CANCER DROP DEAD.
User avatar #27 - pwoneill (04/24/2013) [-]
Seriously WTF why so many dragon posts today

Nothing wrong with it but...so many dragons

Someone has imagined this
#33 to #27 - teenytinyspider (04/24/2013) [-]
Don't worry, one week it was nothing but really weird "I can't even, wtf" posts.

It was a strange day on the FJ Front Page.
#68 to #33 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Bee/ IRON OUT TWEEKS$$$ OH DNA HAVING JACK **** /:THOSE WORDS WILL BUTT **** ALL/ FOSTER/ EVEN FROM EUROPE/ CANADA/ BEE WE HAVE U ON VIDEO LAST YEAR DURING TIME OFF/ WORK/ WE CSN WAIT. sshhh. Nope/ I Dont want crappy life/ SADLY I AM. GIVEN IN TO WATCHERS & WOULD RATHER SEE YOY BOTH/ ALL IN JAIL PAPA/ A LITTLE TRUTH WOULD HAVE SHOWN THEN SORRY/ NOT MY CALL. Was u @ boa many other things KAREN DIDNT LIE/CLAIRE/ LAURELS FRIEND/ KAREN MC/ YOYR COYSINS WIFE SISTER ON CRUISE.
#41 to #27 - whyunofeellucky (04/24/2013) [-]
Yet no Dragon age posts.
User avatar #44 to #41 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
or dragon's dogma posts.
User avatar #46 to #44 - pwoneill (04/24/2013) [-]
or no Dragons Age of Dogma Posts
#47 to #46 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
but seriously. i have hardly seen any dragon's dogma posts at all, and its a great game. i don't understand.
but seriously. i have hardly seen any dragon's dogma posts at all, and its a great game. i don't understand.
User avatar #49 to #47 - pwoneill (04/24/2013) [-]
I hate to say it, but it had limited commercial success...

It wasn't very popular, but those who played it loved it
User avatar #79 to #49 - shikurukato (04/24/2013) [-]
Well, as far as things go, in Japan Dragon's Dogma was the fastest selling New-IP of the 7th console generation.
A month after release, it sold 1.05 million copies worldwide.

Frankly, it was damn successful.
User avatar #50 to #49 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I've just bought it a second time, they added some stuff to the base game and released it as a separate game. now i can give my disk copy to a friend.
User avatar #62 to #50 - Einsty (04/24/2013) [-]
I'd give it a shot, had it got a coop splitscreen. Aside from that, it looked pretty decent, both graphics and gameplay-wise.
User avatar #43 to #41 - evilanakie ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
....
brb
finding posts
#30 to #27 - titletaker (04/24/2013) [-]
****		 YEAH, IZZET!!   
   
   
   
   
   
   
ALL HAIL THE FIREMIND!!
**** YEAH, IZZET!!






ALL HAIL THE FIREMIND!!
#45 to #30 - pwoneill (04/24/2013) [-]
Not only do I see Praise for the greatest guild in Raveica but using an FMA gif to do it...
This has made my day
User avatar #14 - coolioplasm ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
>m'lud
THE **** ?
User avatar #24 to #14 - becauserugby (04/24/2013) [-]
I believe it's short for 'my lord'
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