404. . remits ma: you could answer almost anything with "not since the accident" Actually, you can' t. Not since the accident.. ''Are you a virgin?'' ''Not since the accident''
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User avatar #28 - fakereality (04/23/2013) [-]
''Are you a virgin?''

''Not since the accident''
#359 to #28 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #379 to #28 - trojandetected (04/24/2013) [-]
Are you a accident

not since the virgin.
#381 to #379 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #382 to #381 - parralax (04/24/2013) [-]
ANONS CAN ACTUALLY SUCK DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can suck, and swallow what you cum out.
This isn't just the only thing!!!!

Anons hide their dick sucking skills by having orgies completely gay so they don't accidentally turn straight when they see someone with a flat chest they like, small nipples, fallacious, etc, and Anons congregate so they appear as a bigger group.
Anons also faggonate, and are unchangable to avoid their loss of constant cock and similar genitalia.

Try attacking, and verbally harming anons by calling them faggots and ********* whenever you're surrounded and look for the more faggoty anons and give them red thumbs for what appears to be a retarded statement.

SHOVE YOUR FIST UP YOUR ASS!!!!!! YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T ATTEND YOUR BIRTH!!!!!!
#366 to #28 - Cal (04/24/2013) [-]
Whoops
#15 - leobreacker (04/23/2013) [-]
What's your name, sweetheart? :3
"Not since the accident"
User avatar #182 to #15 - fatzanzy (04/24/2013) [-]
That is one sorry ******* name.
#214 to #15 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Well to be fair they did say almost anything.
User avatar #221 to #15 - asmodeu (04/24/2013) [-]
Hello Notsincetheaccident. My name is Bob.
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User avatar #70 to #15 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (04/24/2013) [-]
depends on how you say "not since the accident" and which words you decide to fluctuate, it still makes sense in that case (Kind of like saying "how are you" and responding, "NOT today"
#179 to #15 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
They said "Almost anything".
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#197 to #179 - Blackyy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #262 to #15 - CRosBY (04/24/2013) [-]
My name isn't Sweetheart.
Not since the accident.
User avatar #47 to #15 - lawyerdude (04/23/2013) [-]
I forgot my name since the accident
#120 to #47 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
That's cheating
#369 to #120 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
not since the accident
User avatar #32 - jalthelas (04/23/2013) [-]
"Babe, I'm pregnant!"

"Not since the accident."

"What acciden-- AAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
#352 to #32 - redorbit (04/24/2013) [-]
****		 this is scary man
**** this is scary man
#43 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #1823003 posted by GodzillaFTW at Friendly ** :
Decent, you?


Not since the accident
#42 - stijnybe ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, well. What do we have here
User avatar #338 to #42 - marcalo (04/24/2013) [-]
Nearly put a scratch on my screen trying to get that off. It looked like a piece of lint was stuck there.
User avatar #119 to #42 - tacticalhog (04/24/2013) [-]
Wait..what do we have here? I have no clue what those mean...
User avatar #236 to #119 - dayasalion (04/24/2013) [-]
I dont think it happens here but some imageboards like 4chan wont let you post a pic while the same pic is still in a thread so people change the picture just slightly with dots or marks and repost them.
User avatar #237 to #236 - tacticalhog (04/24/2013) [-]
Ah thanks. Do you think it also could have been a watermark/advertisement from another site,meaning that OP took it directly from some-one else?
User avatar #52 to #42 - walkerjam (04/23/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
User avatar #3 - sinery (04/23/2013) [-]
Is OP straight?
#331 to #3 - midgetbagel (04/24/2013) [-]
not since the accident
User avatar #6 to #3 - idancethefoxtrot (04/23/2013) [-]
Yes. Because **** your expectations.
#7 to #6 - sinery (04/23/2013) [-]
No expectations since the accident.
User avatar #8 to #7 - idancethefoxtrot (04/23/2013) [-]
...I think I just lost.
#203 to #8 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Not since the accident..
#31 to #7 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

My expectations are great.
#269 to #7 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
omg i laughed more to that pic than your post!
User avatar #1 - edemylove **User deleted account** (04/23/2013) [-]
**edemylove rolls 63** I used to roll dubs.
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#25 to #1 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 56** i still roll dubs
#12 to #1 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 74**
#53 to #1 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
But then I took an arrow to the knee.
User avatar #66 to #1 - studbeefpile (04/24/2013) [-]
**studbeefpile rolls 69**

I wasn't in the accident, and I still never roll dubs....
User avatar #2 to #1 - edemylove **User deleted account** (04/23/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
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#45 to #2 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 86** looking for these m8
#300 to #162 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #333 to #300 - spyrothehedgehog (04/24/2013) [-]
I think I finally get it. now, instead of replying to the actual content, you're replying to a top rated comment, so people who are viewing comments by highest rated will have to see it no matter what. clever...
#10 to #2 - sourbewwy (04/23/2013) [-]
**sourbewwy rolls 76** luckily i have not been in a accident
#11 to #10 - sourbewwy (04/23/2013) [-]
SHEEEITT
User avatar #16 to #11 - pieiskawaii (04/23/2013) [-]
**pieiskawaii rolls 58** I've had these dubs ever since the accident... Use them wisely.
User avatar #17 to #16 - pieiskawaii (04/23/2013) [-]
GOD DAMMIT.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sourbewwy (04/23/2013) [-]
**sourbewwy rolls 06** here, i think i recovered them
User avatar #19 to #18 - sourbewwy (04/23/2013) [-]
FAK M8
#20 to #19 - pieiskawaii (04/23/2013) [-]
**pieiskawaii rolls 33** I found them in my jar of dirt.
User avatar #21 to #20 - sourbewwy (04/23/2013) [-]
You ****
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#155 - alucord (04/24/2013) [-]
Was there supposed to be a tree here?   
   
   
Not since the (happy) accident.
Was there supposed to be a tree here?


Not since the (happy) accident.
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#4 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
"How are you?"
"What nationality are you?"
"What's your favorite color?"

I prefer the ending of some sentences with "but everything changed when the fire nation attacked."
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User avatar #275 to #4 - zepi (04/24/2013) [-]
"amost anything" isn't anything
#257 to #4 - MANana (04/24/2013) [-]
"Does your toilet work?"

"Not since the accident"

"Yea, everything changed when the fire nation attacked"
User avatar #5 to #4 - saxong (04/23/2013) [-]
"What accident?"

I like to end mine with "In accordance with prophecy." or start them with "A wise man once said..."
#14 to #4 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
"How are you?"
- I haven't been well, not since the accident.
"What nationality are you?"
- Well i used to live in Vatican State, but i have no citizenship. Can't go back there, not since the accident.
"What's your favorite color?"
- I... I can't see colors anymore.. Not since the accident.
User avatar #27 - bitchplzzz (04/23/2013) [-]
Is that cum on the wall?

No since the accident
#334 - tehlulzbringer (04/24/2013) [-]
**tehlulzbringer rolled a random comment #4168346 posted by chosencausefuckyou at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
** ****************** rolled user cloymax **


not since the accident
#337 to #334 - friendlytroll (04/24/2013) [-]
**friendlytroll rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Massive Gang Fight ** Not since the accident
#336 to #334 - iamjustheretoroll (04/24/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #175 at Bitch doesn't begin with Men ** You DID bring the lulz to me!

... not since the accident
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User avatar #9 - montanus (04/23/2013) [-]
"Hello"
"Not since the accident"
User avatar #91 to #9 - infamoustrapper (04/24/2013) [-]
"Hello"
"An alcohol"
User avatar #35 to #9 - hydromatic (04/23/2013) [-]
Woops, didn't see you posted this first, will delete my comment. I apologize :)
#38 to #35 - crazyolitis (04/23/2013) [-]
Look at that, honorable behaviour (or at least how far honor can go on a site for sharing funny stuff). Have a thumb, the both of you.
Look at that, honorable behaviour (or at least how far honor can go on a site for sharing funny stuff). Have a thumb, the both of you.
User avatar #368 to #35 - montanus (04/24/2013) [-]
No problem. (You could have kept it up, I really do not give a **** . Great minds think alike.)
#112 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
**alcoholicsemen rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Father of the year award goes to.... ** the accident
**alcoholicsemen rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Father of the year award goes to.... ** the accident
User avatar #116 to #112 - chuckbillrow (04/24/2013) [-]
so close
User avatar #178 to #116 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Check his pants
User avatar #104 - sparkofinsanity (04/24/2013) [-]
**sparkofinsanity rolled a random comment #58 posted by okamiden at Good doggy? ** :
Did you know this junkyard slave
isn't even old enough to shave,
but he can use the force, they say.
Oh, did you see him hittin on the Queen?
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen.
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her, some day.

I ******* love Weird Al
not since the accident...
User avatar #105 to #104 - okamiden (04/24/2013) [-]
You became a Jedi in an accident?
User avatar #108 to #106 - okamiden (04/24/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU
In case you didn't know the song
#58 - augustusxxiv (04/24/2013) [-]
As I learned from Father Ted, you can answer every question with "That would be an ecumenical matter"
As I learned from Father Ted, you can answer every question with "That would be an ecumenical matter"
User avatar #64 to #58 - navadae (04/24/2013) [-]
not since the accident
User avatar #74 to #64 - DrPeppir (04/24/2013) [-]
That would be an ecumenical matter.
User avatar #44 - slikmonkey (04/23/2013) [-]
I like "Not with that attitude" better
User avatar #297 to #44 - lolzordz ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
not with that attitude..
#344 - Tormound (04/24/2013) [-]
You can also answer anything with: "So, it has come to this."
User avatar #346 to #344 - browner (04/24/2013) [-]
Not since the accident
User avatar #347 to #346 - Tormound (04/24/2013) [-]
So, it has come to this.
User avatar #348 to #347 - browner (04/24/2013) [-]
Not since the accident
User avatar #295 - josieabby (04/24/2013) [-]
**josieabby rolls 0**My dick used to be this in inches.
User avatar #296 to #295 - josieabby (04/24/2013) [-]
**josieabby rolls 6**but since the accident...
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