I won the lottery once... It was awful. . in H IPI JOEE i
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#54 to #29 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#6 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #6 - MyNameIsntCrookers (04/24/2013) [-]
if you say so
#11 to #6 - darthblam ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I.. I can't believe I remember what this is from...
I.. I can't believe I remember what this is from...
User avatar #27 - jacklane (04/24/2013) [-]
1.1 million after taxes... 550,000/4 bitches = $137,500

Not too bad, not too good either.
#30 to #27 - Desdenne (04/24/2013) [-]
still in a low risk investment plan say even like a savings account (mine has 1.3 % interest a month more if i have more money in the account above certain amounts) I s still over 1000 a month , people live off less.
User avatar #35 to #30 - jacklane (04/24/2013) [-]
You mean 1.3% a year?
#41 to #35 - Desdenne (04/24/2013) [-]
no a month
User avatar #42 to #41 - jacklane (04/24/2013) [-]
I want you to read this. After you read this and still say you get over a percent a month:

"...At an average of 0.87%, Ally offered the highest savings account rates of any bank during the past year..."

Source: www.forbes.com/sites/moneybuilder/2013/01/11/online-banks-offer-best-savings-account-rates-for-2013/


1.3% is unpossible right now. And it may be compounded monthly, but you are talking about an APY.
#57 to #42 - Desdenne (04/24/2013) [-]
I get 1.3% from a credit union
User avatar #32 to #27 - capslockrage (04/24/2013) [-]
They don't take 50% with taxes.
Plus nothing says it was all of theirs.
User avatar #36 to #32 - jacklane (04/24/2013) [-]
35% federal
8% state (new york rate, I know, TN doesn't tax it, but I'm from NY)
4% city

47%.... I rounded up. Bleh!
User avatar #37 to #36 - capslockrage (04/24/2013) [-]
So basically, 39%
then you didn't factor in if they took the lump-sum or payments.
Also like I said, nothing says that they split it.
Taking monthly payments gives you most of the money over time.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jacklane (04/24/2013) [-]
Never do that! If the state goes bankrupt say BYE BYE to anything they owe you, because they won't owe it anymore! And the way this country is running the states into the ground, a state going bankrupt is farfetched.
User avatar #39 to #38 - capslockrage (04/24/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand what you're saying.
You just said that a state going bankrupt is far fetched, meaning it probably will NOT happen.
far fetched = unlikely
PLUS, an entire state going bankrupt actually IS far fetched. also, if your whole state goes bankrupt, that probably means other states did too, and if that happens, that money is the least of your problems, because it would likely not be worth the paper it's printed on anymore.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jacklane (04/24/2013) [-]
I meant to type "isn't" It's really late...
#4 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Cause she knows that tax will cut that amount in half, then they'll split it 4 ways.
User avatar #7 to #4 - PartyPanda (04/24/2013) [-]
She is still getting six figures.
#13 to #4 - UnoSkullmanx (04/24/2013) [-]
Depends on if you take the money all at once. If you opt to get a check for a portion of your winnings every month (or year? idk), you keep a lot of your money.
#46 - comanderspy (04/24/2013) [-]
get a load of those punch lines in the title!
#26 - samoaspider (04/24/2013) [-]
Ofcourse it would be ******* terrifying to be taken a picture of you and a big-ass check sayin' you're a millionaire.
It practically says "I'm rich, come rob me"
User avatar #33 to #26 - capslockrage (04/24/2013) [-]
1 million isn't rich.
#44 to #33 - dzubelyudee (04/24/2013) [-]
It's richer than me
It's richer than me
#20 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Those other women are probably her sisters who suddenly seemed interested in her when she won the lottery.
#24 to #20 - bluelight (04/24/2013) [-]
way are you everywhere
User avatar #8 - junkinator (04/24/2013) [-]
Probably just mad cause even after winning all that money, she still lives in tennessee
User avatar #14 to #8 - killmani (04/24/2013) [-]
no its cause she still has to work
#1 - haseotakaeda (04/23/2013) [-]
Honestly I'd be disappointed if i won one of the huge lotteries and only got a million
I mean come on
You just fought past odds slimmer than lightning strikes and when you could have won 50 million you got one
******* one
mfw "you've won a million dollars!"
#25 to #1 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
They're splitting it four ways though, aren't they?
User avatar #28 to #1 - hydromatic (04/24/2013) [-]
You... I... What... YOU WOULD BE SAD IF YOU WON A MILLION DO-..













**** you
User avatar #48 to #1 - UberAndrew (04/24/2013) [-]
You parents obviously didn't teach you the value of a dollar.
User avatar #12 to #1 - gibroner (04/24/2013) [-]
I get jacked when I win 10 bucks from a scratch off
User avatar #21 to #1 - remsaman ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
well arent you a greedy little cunt
#23 to #1 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
what the **** ? what kinda billionaires island do you live on? its a million ******* dollars.
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User avatar #5 to #1 - gravitystereo (04/24/2013) [-]
oh no
a million dollars
noooooo
User avatar #55 - mookiez (04/24/2013) [-]
Tennessee, so these are the assholes that took my money.
#53 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#51 - peggscott (04/24/2013) [-]
If I was to win big on the lottery I would probably be the same. Out of shock I probably wouldn't know what to do with it at first, like "			****		, I have millions... Better get a happy meal"
If I was to win big on the lottery I would probably be the same. Out of shock I probably wouldn't know what to do with it at first, like " **** , I have millions... Better get a happy meal"
#50 - anaphase (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #45 - zuflux ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Actually, I find her to look like she's smiling hard as **** on the inside, but she's trying to look serious in the pic.
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User avatar #18 - biggrand (04/24/2013) [-]
" hey sandra, we just won the lottery, help us hold the check u for a picture and maybe we'll go hit up the dollar menu on the way back"
#15 - oneironeer (04/24/2013) [-]
Some people just want to watch the whole world burn.
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