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I won the lottery once... It was awful

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Submitted: 04/23/2013
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#29 - thisisestonia (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#4 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Cause she knows that tax will cut that amount in half, then they'll split it 4 ways.
#1 - haseotakaeda (04/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Honestly I'd be disappointed if i won one of the huge lotteries and only got a million
I mean come on
You just fought past odds slimmer than lightning strikes and when you could have won 50 million you got one
******* one
mfw "you've won a million dollars!"
User avatar #5 to #1 - gravitystereo (04/24/2013) [-]
oh no
a million dollars
noooooo
User avatar #27 - jacklane (04/24/2013) [+] (11 replies)
1.1 million after taxes... 550,000/4 bitches = $137,500

Not too bad, not too good either.
#46 - comanderspy (04/24/2013) [-]
get a load of those punch lines in the title!
#26 - samoaspider ONLINE (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ofcourse it would be ******* terrifying to be taken a picture of you and a big-ass check sayin' you're a millionaire.
It practically says "I'm rich, come rob me"
#20 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Those other women are probably her sisters who suddenly seemed interested in her when she won the lottery.
User avatar #55 - mookiez (04/24/2013) [-]
Tennessee, so these are the assholes that took my money.
#53 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#51 - peggscott (04/24/2013) [-]
If I was to win big on the lottery I would probably be the same. Out of shock I probably wouldn't know what to do with it at first, like "						****					, I have millions... Better get a happy meal"
If I was to win big on the lottery I would probably be the same. Out of shock I probably wouldn't know what to do with it at first, like " **** , I have millions... Better get a happy meal"
#50 - anaphase (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #45 - zuflux ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Actually, I find her to look like she's smiling hard as **** on the inside, but she's trying to look serious in the pic.
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User avatar #22 - mrgoodlove (04/24/2013) [-]
She probably just doesn't like odd numbers
#19 - tihok (04/24/2013) [-]
well now she can finally move out of tennessee
#15 - oneironeer (04/24/2013) [-]
Some people just want to watch the whole world burn.
User avatar #8 - junkinator (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Probably just mad cause even after winning all that money, she still lives in tennessee
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