I won the lottery once... It was awful. . I won the lottery once It was awful
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#29 - thisisestonia
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(04/24/2013) [-]
#54 to #29 - anon
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#56 to #54 - thisisestonia
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#6 - anon
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#52 to #6 - chrislafff
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#10 to #6 - MyNameIsntCrookers
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if you say so
#11 to #6 - darthblam
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I.. I can't believe I remember what this is from...
I.. I can't believe I remember what this is from...
#31 to #6 - funnyfuuuuuu
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#16 to #6 - gardenmanly
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#1 - haseotakaeda
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Honestly I'd be disappointed if i won one of the huge lotteries and only got a million
I mean come on
You just fought past odds slimmer than lightning strikes and when you could have won 50 million you got one
******* one
mfw "you've won a million dollars!"
#23 to #1 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
what the ****? what kinda billionaires island do you live on? its a million ******* dollars.
#25 to #1 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
They're splitting it four ways though, aren't they?
#28 to #1 - hydromatic
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You... I... What... YOU WOULD BE SAD IF YOU WON A MILLION DO-..













**** you
#48 to #1 - UberAndrew
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You parents obviously didn't teach you the value of a dollar.
#49 to #1 - arstya
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#12 to #1 - gibroner
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I get jacked when I win 10 bucks from a scratch off
#21 to #1 - remsaman
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(04/24/2013) [-]
well arent you a greedy little cunt
#3 to #1 - lyraateit **User deleted account**
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#5 to #1 - gravitystereo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
oh no
a million dollars
noooooo
#27 - jacklane
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(04/24/2013) [-]
1.1 million after taxes... 550,000/4 bitches = $137,500

Not too bad, not too good either.
#32 to #27 - capslockrage
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(04/24/2013) [-]
They don't take 50% with taxes.
Plus nothing says it was all of theirs.
#36 to #32 - jacklane
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(04/24/2013) [-]
35% federal
8% state (new york rate, I know, TN doesn't tax it, but I'm from NY)
4% city

47%.... I rounded up. Bleh!
#37 to #36 - capslockrage
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So basically, 39%
then you didn't factor in if they took the lump-sum or payments.
Also like I said, nothing says that they split it.
Taking monthly payments gives you most of the money over time.
#38 to #37 - jacklane
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Never do that! If the state goes bankrupt say BYE BYE to anything they owe you, because they won't owe it anymore! And the way this country is running the states into the ground, a state going bankrupt is farfetched.
#39 to #38 - capslockrage
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand what you're saying.
You just said that a state going bankrupt is far fetched, meaning it probably will NOT happen.
far fetched = unlikely
PLUS, an entire state going bankrupt actually IS far fetched. also, if your whole state goes bankrupt, that probably means other states did too, and if that happens, that money is the least of your problems, because it would likely not be worth the paper it's printed on anymore.
#40 to #39 - jacklane
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I meant to type "isn't" It's really late...
#30 to #27 - Desdenne
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(04/24/2013) [-]
still in a low risk investment plan say even like a savings account (mine has 1.3 % interest a month more if i have more money in the account above certain amounts) I s still over 1000 a month , people live off less.
#35 to #30 - jacklane
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You mean 1.3% a year?
#41 to #35 - Desdenne
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(04/24/2013) [-]
no a month
#42 to #41 - jacklane
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I want you to read this. After you read this and still say you get over a percent a month:

"...At an average of 0.87%, Ally offered the highest savings account rates of any bank during the past year..."

Source: www.forbes.com/sites/moneybuilder/2013/01/11/online-banks-offer-best-savings-account-rates-for-2013/


1.3% is unpossible right now. And it may be compounded monthly, but you are talking about an APY.
#57 to #42 - Desdenne
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I get 1.3% from a credit union
#46 - comanderspy
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(04/24/2013) [-]
get a load of those punch lines in the title!
#26 - samoaspider
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Ofcourse it would be ******* terrifying to be taken a picture of you and a big-ass check sayin' you're a millionaire.
It practically says "I'm rich, come rob me"
#33 to #26 - capslockrage
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(04/24/2013) [-]
1 million isn't rich.
#44 to #33 - dzubelyudee
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(04/24/2013) [-]
It's richer than me
It's richer than me
#53 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
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#4 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Cause she knows that tax will cut that amount in half, then they'll split it 4 ways.
#7 to #4 - PartyPanda
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(04/24/2013) [-]
She is still getting six figures.
#13 to #4 - UnoSkullmanx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Depends on if you take the money all at once. If you opt to get a check for a portion of your winnings every month (or year? idk), you keep a lot of your money.