This Guy. Repost but so great!. Ice? H an ark of boys being such ducks. hoa, rs, ' dustsheets wristband, , someitmes, name ods. lollollol ram‘. I mean, not dancing or accepting the roses is not very nice, but still at least socially acceptable....but just taking the tickets? That's so cold that Lord Kel bitches be cray
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#3 - iamtheblackgoat (04/23/2013) [-]
I mean, not dancing or accepting the roses is not very nice, but still at least socially acceptable....but just taking the tickets? That's so cold that Lord Kelvin here wasn't able to invent a temperature scale capable of measuring that
User avatar #597 to #3 - zerokelvin (04/24/2013) [-]
I am kelvin and I agree with this
User avatar #56 to #3 - admiralen ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
LORD KELVIN!
#41 to #3 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
It's more cold than Absolute 0
#372 to #41 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
Scary **** goes on at those temperatures, freaking breaking the third law of thermodynamics like it's jay walking
#397 to #3 - injerseyforever (04/24/2013) [-]
I bought my  girlfriend (now ex) two tickets to a  OKC Thunder game for her and I on Christmas.    
She broke up with me two days later and wouldn't give the tickets back.   
I didn't think she would break up with me so soon.   
I miss those tickets.    
I know this mans pain.
I bought my girlfriend (now ex) two tickets to a OKC Thunder game for her and I on Christmas.
She broke up with me two days later and wouldn't give the tickets back.
I didn't think she would break up with me so soon.
I miss those tickets.
I know this mans pain.
User avatar #299 to #3 - obeyweegee (04/24/2013) [-]
I don't see anything negative about it.
User avatar #509 to #299 - grimsho (04/24/2013) [-]
This needs more thumbs.
User avatar #4 to #3 - swaggrrr (04/23/2013) [-]
True, but all of it in conjunction with one another makes her a hypocritical cold hearted bitch.
#100 to #4 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
She reeks worse of hypocrisy than the Catholic church.

#72 to #3 - Killerwale ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
"bitch be cold"
- L . Kelvin
User avatar #202 to #72 - walkerjam (04/23/2013) [-]
Your very blue name only made this comment even better, Killerwale.
#43 - damandan (04/23/2013) [-]
"School Disco"
#518 to #43 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
"Toilets"
#144 to #43 - spysappinmysasha (04/23/2013) [-]
what can I say its fly as hell!
User avatar #5 - TITTYFISH (04/23/2013) [-]
she wasn't a dick, she was a cunt!
User avatar #258 to #5 - lightninghedgehog (04/24/2013) [-]
but you know what they say, you are what you eat!
#280 - helenwheels (04/24/2013) [-]
Her next status "I'm sick of boys being such creeps."
User avatar #367 to #280 - raigen (04/24/2013) [-]
My most recent dog had that same thought set...Literally followed me home... he was abandoned I think... I saw a pick-up just roll off without him and he came up from behind it... Or maybe he was a stray...
#34 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
That girl's a bitch, don't get me wrong, but Toby needs to take a ******* hint.
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#270 to #34 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
Toby needs to date me instead
#465 to #270 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
Toby doesn't date angry black men. . . until the day he goes to jail that is.
User avatar #585 to #270 - lozac (04/24/2013) [-]
not after the accident
User avatar #116 to #34 - monkeysniper (04/23/2013) [-]
Some guys just try to be patient too, it would have at least been mildly respectable of her to make it clear she isn't interested instead of being a complete cunt (the tickets thing was just cruel really)
User avatar #241 to #34 - brettyoke (04/24/2013) [-]
If you really like someone, it's hard to give it up.
#76 - sirbrentcoe (04/23/2013) [-]
oh well. forget about her. almost as bad as this **** .
#450 to #76 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
that **** is heartbreaking to say the least
mostly because I can sort of relate
not signing in because I can't show who I am but I did tear up a little bit
Karma will tell who is to receive and who is to give
#531 to #76 - heyimawesome (04/24/2013) [-]
This guy needs a Lifetime movie. I would watch it.
User avatar #593 to #76 - AbsentMinded (04/24/2013) [-]
I just didn't know how to feel for this guy.
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User avatar #203 to #182 - bdowns (04/23/2013) [-]
so many feels
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User avatar #210 to #207 - bdowns (04/23/2013) [-]
Did he actually kill himself? Just from her grammar I could tell he deserved someone better
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User avatar #607 to #212 - zedd (04/25/2013) [-]
From what I've seen, she seems way to stupid to have that level of logic.
User avatar #276 to #182 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
so, did he kill himself? that's pretty ****** up...
User avatar #604 to #182 - thijsofbodom (04/24/2013) [-]
wow, that was seriously ****** up
#129 to #76 - creepyunclebob (04/23/2013) [-]
What the ******* **** . I was kind of on his side until he actually accepted the offer for sex. She obviously didn't want to do it, that's just ****** up.
User avatar #169 to #129 - vicsix (04/23/2013) [-]
She had the intent of using him and stringing him along the whole time. A cunt like that deserved it..
#484 to #169 - rodneyabc (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, what guy HASN'T ratted out their crushes boyfriends to the cops for smoking weed, then proceeded to essentially hire her as a prostitute then refuse to pay her and actually make her life worse than it had been had he just said no.

I do that **** like twice a fortnight. Perfectly normal.
#418 to #129 - mrbull (04/24/2013) [-]
Honestly, that's what closed the deal with me believing if it's real or not. If he refused, it wouldn't of added up; more real and **** .
User avatar #166 to #76 - noket (04/23/2013) [-]
wow, that was intense.. it sorta feels like listening to a flashback in a movie where the serial killer tells how life turned him on what he is now
#180 to #76 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
That was ******* awesome :D However, he should have just ditched her when he suspected she was using him.
#253 to #76 - sandwitch (04/24/2013) [-]
You got any more of this kind of stuff because this was really entertaining to read.
#390 to #76 - tylertuesday (04/24/2013) [-]
she looked like death taking a 			****
she looked like death taking a ****
#542 to #76 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
I'll be honest, that's how my first went with most of that being the same minus the physical attacking and that ****** ending for the hoebag, the only addition(s) would be that I was admitted to a psych ward for a couple weeks from the mental torment after being sexually used well over a dozen times and frequently belittled in front of god and everybody. It's surprising how ****** up women can be, they definitely aren't the angels I used to perceive them to be.

TL;DR- if it's that easy, it's going to be pretty easy to see **** mess up quick.
User avatar #142 to #76 - siodmy (04/23/2013) [-]
nice read
srsly
#154 to #76 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
i liked da story
#158 to #76 - shatt (04/23/2013) [-]
i thought he was stupid for giving her money, she was a complete bitch but i feel happy and proud for this guy
#294 to #76 - queefquizzler (04/24/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, had sex
Doesn't matter, had sex
User avatar #275 to #76 - brettyoke (04/24/2013) [-]
Why was he sad at the end? He won. He gained confidence.

However, I cringed over him drawing her "cats with hearts and kawaii anime" or whatever the **** it was. Grow up man.
#139 to #76 - samxdaxman (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether to feel good or bad for this guy. Goddamn.
#477 to #139 - rodneyabc (04/24/2013) [-]
Well considering he called the cops on someone for smoking weed and accused him of being a dealer despite not knowing he was, then proceeded to agree to a prostitution pact with a girl then refuse to pay her, ruining her life as a result, I'd say bad. Very very bad.
#99 - bariummanisback (04/23/2013) [-]
Bitch level: infinite
Bitch level: infinite
#189 - delivering (04/23/2013) [-]
No matter how beta or pathetic the guy is, she is still a dick.

The thing with the tickets, for example - she could have just refused him, but no, she took the tickets.
#90 - makotoitou (04/23/2013) [-]
Wait, you people are seriously defending Zoey? She's a bitch. If she didn't like Toby she could've just said no and not leash him on like that.
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User avatar #104 to #93 - lolollo (04/23/2013) [-]
The irony of this post is deliscious...
User avatar #112 to #104 - lolollo (04/23/2013) [-]
DAMNIT "S" NOBODY INVITED YOU!
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User avatar #574 to #572 - lolollo (04/24/2013) [-]
Well that goes without saying...
User avatar #124 to #93 - internetrage (04/23/2013) [-]
exactly - how can you get rid of unwanted frequencies and have a nice balanced tone on your audio tracks without EQ?!
#277 to #93 - stanleys (04/24/2013) [-]
This ***** serious?
#126 to #93 - squidamon (04/23/2013) [-]
"EQ"
"EQ"
#500 to #126 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
I don't agree with him, but EQ is a legitimate term.
It's your emotional intelligence...
User avatar #502 to #500 - buttgauges (04/24/2013) [-]
and I also did not log in, so you can thumb me down here instead
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#155 to #90 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
What anime is this, please tell me
User avatar #163 to #155 - makotoitou (04/23/2013) [-]
School Days
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#98 to #92 - makotoitou (04/23/2013) [-]
Better believe it.
#161 to #92 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
why are you getting thumbed down? It is school days
User avatar #165 to #161 - makotoitou (04/23/2013) [-]
People don't like nice boats?
#272 to #165 - demjimmies (04/24/2013) [-]
If there's one thing that school days taught me.....    
   
Bitches be crazy
If there's one thing that school days taught me.....

Bitches be crazy
#436 to #90 - nitsuan (04/24/2013) [-]
Zoey definitely made some bitch moves, but Toby should learn to take a hint. Zoey could have given him a firm confrontation on his actions, and for all we know she may have, but you would think that after so many blatant denials he would stop right?
#281 to #90 - kez (04/24/2013) [-]
He was repeatedly rejected...

Not that she wasnt a bitch.

But hes a moron who deserves it for being such a little bitch and too socially oblivious to take a hint.
User avatar #478 to #90 - Jesusnipples (04/24/2013) [-]
I think that she's a bitch and he's a beta, and they both are hoebags in general
User avatar #94 - codfourmotherfkers (04/23/2013) [-]
Her response was probably "Omg you don't even understand"
#115 - hydromatic (04/23/2013) [-]
What's special about this girl anyway? She looks weird as **** .
#107 - marcx ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
So many manginas in the thread damn. Zoey was a bitch. point blank. She knew the guy liked her, she should have rejected him outright instead of leading him on. He did an entire project for her, bought her flowers, got her tickets to a concert for her favorite band, ditched him at the dance and you ppl are defending her.
Ppl saying oh he should have moved on by that time never have truly been in love, are idiots, or are white knight fags.

If the situation as reversed and the girl was the one tryign to get attention from a guy everyone would be like aww she never gave up on her love. her feeling must be deep for the guy, the guy is an asshole for not accepting her feelings, etc. Damn double standards, a girl doesnt have to accept a guys feelings but if the situation is on the other foot the guy should accept her affection.

TLDR: Zoey is a bitch who should have been clear from the start.

#462 to #107 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
WHY NOT BOTH?!

The girl is a stupid bitch; true.
The boy is a naive betafag who couldn't get the hint, when a dumbass could have; also true.
#535 to #107 - popkornking (04/24/2013) [-]
He wasn't in love, I've been through it before, as an introvert you spend so much time going through scenarios in your head that you convince yourself you're in love, but you aren't. This poor guy was treated like **** time and time again and refused to give up not because he was in love, but because she was ingrained into his daily thoughts to the point where he thought he was, even though she barely knew him. Again, unfortunately speaking from experience.
User avatar #569 to #107 - dayasalion (04/24/2013) [-]
>been in love
for all you know he never even talked to her and just stalked her around, and thinks that's enough for her to date him.
#127 to #107 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
Yes, Zoey is a bitch. Yes, he's still an idiot for continuing with this **** for that long. They can BOTH be wrong, you know.
#131 to #127 - marcx ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
The thing is he would only be wrong if she had told him outright that she didnt like him. If she did not lead him on he would just be a creeper. so yea they can both be wrong but not in this case.
User avatar #288 to #131 - ZenMacros (04/24/2013) [-]
At what point did she lead him on? The only thing that even remotely seemed like leading him on was saying yes when he asked her to the dance. But even then, going to the dance with someone doesn't automatically mean you like them. And even still, she stood him up very quickly after he asked her.

While she never said outright that she didn't like him, she still never lead him on. And based on her (extremely rude and insensitive) responses to the things he did for her, he should've taken the hint.
User avatar #174 to #107 - laelaps (04/23/2013) [-]
Let's get one thing straight Zoey is a bitch, and Toby is a loser. But this guy seriously has some attachment issues. She never rejected him outright, because he never formally asked her out outright. And when the hell did she lead him on? Yes avoiding him at a dance for 2 hours must mean she wants the D. And I'm glad he had to do that whole project by himself, because he BEGGED for a lazy unresponsive partner.

We're not defending her, we're simply pointing out how pathetic this guys is. Being in love =/= being pathetic and creepy. Yes she's a bitch, but he's even lower for falling for a bitch, which makes him the bitches bitch. This is why people are ripping on this guy, because its kind of hard not to.
User avatar #286 to #107 - usernameluisdjlols (04/24/2013) [-]
i hate how people are like "take a hint" when most people give, as advice, "don't give up, if you think she's the one stick around" and **** , and then when **** like this happens, they just want to call him a loser
#516 - isaacshadow ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I've seen this before but I really want to see the follow up comments after this. Does anyone know what was said there after?
I've seen this before but I really want to see the follow up comments after this. Does anyone know what was said there after?
#600 to #516 - stickboysteve (04/24/2013) [-]
why am i attracted to your gif ?
#603 to #600 - isaacshadow ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Cause Deadpool's got an ass that keeps you coming back. So nobody knows what was said on that FB status there after?
Cause Deadpool's got an ass that keeps you coming back. So nobody knows what was said on that FB status there after?
#206 - fingercramp (04/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 - Jackimole (04/23/2013) [-]
Take a ******* hint Toby.
#447 - SemiAnon (04/24/2013) [-]
What gets me is you people saying that she was leading him on. Do you need a signed document that says "I will not have sex with you"?
It's obvious from day one that she didn't want anything to do with him.
Maybe you would bring the creepy chick that's been stalking you for 4 years to see your favorite band with tickets they bought for you even though you've never given them a reason to buy them, but at the very least, you would not be happy about having to go with them instead of someone whose company you can actually enjoy, and at best you would ignore them the entire time.

Call her a bitch for going to the concert without him, but stop pretending that he's just a victim of being led on.
#382 - mrcrowleysr (04/24/2013) [-]
the spaghetti is strong on this one made me cringe.   
   
that kid is such a winy try-hard beta, like, dude she just didn't want your dick, stop being such a bitch and move the 			****		 on
the spaghetti is strong on this one made me cringe.

that kid is such a winy try-hard beta, like, dude she just didn't want your dick, stop being such a bitch and move the **** on
#387 - elcreepo (04/24/2013) [-]
1. Don't chase after the stuck-up pretty girls from seventh grade, they seldom change.
2. Don't put all your cards into one person one day loving you.
3. Learn to take a hint if you're getting shot down repeatedly.
4. Don't invest more than 50 bucks on a girl per year until you're out of high school, and even then be careful.
5. Don't date in high school.
6. Learn the red flags that she's not interested and a bitch:
If you do all the work for someone on a school project, that's a red flag. If you send them valentines day cards and ectera and they don't want it, that's a clear sign they don't like you. And if they just take something expensive that you gave them for granted, the relationship is NEVER going to happen and you're trying too hard.
#414 to #387 - rodneyabc (04/24/2013) [-]
50 bucks in one go per year*
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#369 - envinite (04/24/2013) [-]
The girl is a bitch   
The dude is a omega level autismal retard   
   
Case closed.
The girl is a bitch
The dude is a omega level autismal retard

Case closed.
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