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Oh Facebook, You Win This Time!. I had to delete an redo. I didn't cover up someone's info correctly I got chest hair this winter. Follow - Damn, I thoughti was

I had to delete an redo. I didn't cover up someone's info correctly

I got chest hair this winter

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Damn, I thoughti was the only one who suffered wilt this!
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how exactly do u give a girl butt hair hard???
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#139 to #14 - Deavas (08/01/2013) [-]
i knew i had this favorited for a reason.

thanks random gay guy!
#17 to #14 - hirollin (04/23/2013) [-]
wouldn't you have to shave the rest of your body to make sense? Or is this advice for women?
#20 to #17 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
why would you have to get rid of all hair to "make sense"? - just because you shave your face doesn't mean you have to shave your legs.
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User avatar #61 to #14 - oceanfrank (04/24/2013) [-]
this will come in handy SO MUCH
#63 to #14 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
im not gay, but im a hairy man. i can confirm that nair is godly. i use it every few months, or whenever i notice it getting too long. one bottle last a long time.

Get the extra strength nair because ass hair is really thick and course. the extra strength is made for thicker hair
User avatar #42 to #14 - srskate (04/24/2013) [-]
I love you.
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#21 to #14 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
Thanks gay man - Nair it is. You wouldn't happen to know how to bleach your ass, now that we're on that topic?
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User avatar #41 to #14 - chrisoid (04/24/2013) [-]
Would this also work for your bush you suppose?

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#92 to #14 - greenthegunstar (04/24/2013) [-]
See, this is why gay people are alright in my book.   
Gimme a hug you bastard!
See, this is why gay people are alright in my book.
Gimme a hug you bastard!
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#15 to #14 - mynameisnotjigglyp (04/23/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot bud.
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#75 - decayingapple (04/24/2013) [-]
Do not shave your ass hair, it will **** up your life.
#112 to #75 - scarycanary ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
the more you know.jpg
#83 to #75 - dakoolbean (04/24/2013) [-]
This is wonderful, congrats my friend.
#104 to #75 - bubblecakes (04/24/2013) [-]
I shouldn't have read that.
User avatar #81 to #76 - YeYouKnoMe (04/24/2013) [-]
I find when people try to hide their laugh it just makes things so much funnier. Nicolas Cage just adds to the effect.
User avatar #123 to #81 - pwoneill (04/24/2013) [-]
If you watched the movie face off you would know This is intentially forced over done laughter his charecter does for affect to be the asshole his charecter is...

This laughter is anything but held back when in context
User avatar #131 to #123 - YeYouKnoMe (04/24/2013) [-]
I am not a movies person, so I am sorry. I will watch it and be pleased.
#35 - kingpongthedon (04/23/2013) [-]
Wait a while and it'll get crusty, pop off the little dingleberry and present it to her, thus giving it to her hard.
User avatar #93 to #35 - majormoron (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh god that is one of the nastiest things I have read. And i have read nasty **** .
User avatar #68 - wlflvr (04/24/2013) [-]
I shave my ass. It makes taking huge dumps SO MUCH EASIER! Plus ass sweat is a pain, so keeping it shaved helps me a lot.
User avatar #69 to #68 - sonicg (04/24/2013) [-]
How the hell do you manage to even see what you're shaving and not slice a chunk off your butthole?
User avatar #70 to #69 - wlflvr (04/24/2013) [-]
From the the fart valve out. Its pretty easy actually. I just do it in the shower.
User avatar #71 to #70 - sonicg (04/24/2013) [-]
What kind of sorcerer are you?
User avatar #73 to #71 - wlflvr (04/24/2013) [-]
BEWARE! I AM THE BUTT HAIR WIZARD!!!!
#74 to #73 - Reldinrostiare (04/24/2013) [-]
Butt...hair...wizard...  Hairy Pooper???
Butt...hair...wizard... Hairy Pooper???
User avatar #98 to #69 - exicuton (04/24/2013) [-]
On a real note, most of today's razors are fool proof and if you take your time to shave, nothing goes wrong.
#94 to #69 - greenthegunstar (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for reminding me of the image of Glass-ass
Thanks for reminding me of the image of Glass-ass
User avatar #111 to #94 - sonicg (04/24/2013) [-]
Glass-Ass?
#130 to #111 - greenthegunstar (04/24/2013) [-]
It's a shock video like 2girls1cup...   
   
Some guy put a glass jar in his asshole, and it explodes IN HIS ASS. He then proceeds to pull the shards out from inside his asshole, blood and all.   
   
Just...don't watch it.
It's a shock video like 2girls1cup...

Some guy put a glass jar in his asshole, and it explodes IN HIS ASS. He then proceeds to pull the shards out from inside his asshole, blood and all.

Just...don't watch it.
User avatar #129 to #69 - JohnTheRipper (04/24/2013) [-]
easily. very easily.
#103 to #69 - aerosol (04/24/2013) [-]
It's surprisingly safe
#18 - destaice (04/23/2013) [-]
I happen to have the unshopped version of Kyle Tiringer.
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#26 to #25 - zhadox (04/23/2013) [-]
People already made gifs from the video? Awesome!
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#28 to #27 - zhadox (04/23/2013) [-]
****** sweet, thanks man!
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#132 to #31 - zhadox (04/24/2013) [-]
aw man, I didn't even think of that.. why would you tell me? WHY?
User avatar #19 to #18 - ezmack (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh, you just.......happened to have it...........

Neat..........

It's okay to be gay
#39 to #19 - sheiladikshit (04/23/2013) [-]
damn right it is
damn right it is
User avatar #106 to #39 - ezmack (04/24/2013) [-]
I ******* LOVE this gif!
#108 to #106 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
your not gay then. FJ hate you for not being pro gay.
User avatar #99 to #19 - slyve (04/24/2013) [-]
Just look at that guy. He is magnificent. You cannot be not gay for him.
#87 to #19 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
Assume's destaice is a guy. Ever consider it's a girl?
User avatar #89 to #87 - ezmack (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh......... So you're saying he's a she, and she is gay?

It's still okay to be gay
User avatar #62 to #19 - oceanfrank (04/24/2013) [-]
I saved it and I ain't gay.... not until i saw this
#107 to #62 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
Your name makes that comment so much funnier.
#121 to #19 - gottmanngoldfish (04/24/2013) [-]
You know that it could be a girl right?....
User avatar #1 - snakefire (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm so confused....
User avatar #29 - toxickooties (04/23/2013) [-]
Okay, for you gentlemen (Girls will benefit from this too) I know it may be way beyond some of you guys you to ever consider doing this BUT. . . I would suggest investing in baby wipes, YES baby wipes. (As a girl) I love using baby wipes once in a while because I just feel cleaner and fresher after wards, and they clean up better than TP. (For the ladies, you're supposed to clean up after sex to avoid a UTI, wipes help if you're not down for a shower after sex. Trust me, I loved it.. SO convenient)

ALSO, baby wipes help clean up and ease the 'burning' sensation after having an episode of diarrhea (TRUST ME)

If you don't want to be embarrassed of having baby wipes in your bathroom get the boxed kind and just spray paint the box or something. If not, just don't give a **** what people think and when some one asks, just tell them they feel better than TP... cause they do.
#48 to #29 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
I've known women who have used baby wipes and they've spoken to their doctors about it. They were all told that using baby wipes could cause an imbalance to the ph in a woman's vagina which could lead to yeast infections, Bacterial Vaginosis, and Vaginal odor. No one likes a fishy cooch.
User avatar #78 to #48 - toxickooties (04/24/2013) [-]
Well, I don't use them every single time I use the restroom. It's every other day or just when I feel like using one or remember I had them. I've been doing this for over a year and have had absolutely no problems with it, kind of why I keep doing it.

But that's only a problem for woman, men can still use them. I would highly suggest it, keep your **** fresh... no one likes smelly balls or ass in this matter.
#122 to #78 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
"Keep your **** fresh." And in this context you mean that literally, don't you..?
User avatar #55 to #29 - meanmanmetro (04/24/2013) [-]
Shutup, Meg.
User avatar #30 to #29 - ezmack (04/23/2013) [-]
Let me help translate

UTI= UrinaryTrack infections
TP= Tiny Penis
SO= Solo (As in masterbation)
TRUST ME= Totally Raping You Saturday. Tomorrow, Maybe Even..
User avatar #34 to #30 - ezmack (04/23/2013) [-]
But no, the first is true. Promise.....

"And there goes EzMack, spouting one truth and several lies to discredit himself afterwards."
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#96 - doctorpibber (04/24/2013) [-]
I've had Fangorn forest on my arms, legs and ass since I was 16. I'm 20 now and my chest is still almost bare with patchy face stubble, wtf puberty?
User avatar #105 to #96 - ezmack (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm turning 19 on the 28th

Look at the description...

I've got nipple hair, but little to no chest hair (in some parts). Not to mention the stretch marks I got after I stopped taking my ADHD Meds (they made me gag at the site of food).

Gaining 50 pounds in 3 weeks is almost never good for the human body

But hey! You are you, and that might seem blue
But there is nothing more true
So, change your world's view!
Because everyone's is more Skew!
I'm sure you'll come through,
that it's not growing like bamboo.
This isn't a problem only you have run into!
User avatar #109 to #105 - doctorpibber (04/24/2013) [-]
my ass cheeks and upper legs are covered in stretch marks cause my skin and growth spurt apparently weren't on speaking terms so even though I'm skinny I got riddled with red welt looking marks. Now it looks like I have white road maps down there.
#115 to #109 - ezmack (04/24/2013) [-]
I've got stretch marks on the front of my shoulders above my chest
User avatar #125 to #96 - spysappinmysasha (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, Puberty was like "your upper body needs NO hair except scraggly forests in your armpits. It also needs a fine near invisible gold hair across your forearms. But your lower body? waist down? yeah, thats gonna be a goddamn Amazon jungle from hip to toe."
#101 to #96 - vicanimus (04/24/2013) [-]
I know what you mean. The hair on my legs is comparable to steel wool, and for some reason my genes feel the need to add the hair from my head to it.
User avatar #113 to #101 - deathcampforjewtie (04/24/2013) [-]
*looks around shadily* Hey anon, what's that over there? *steals image*
User avatar #114 to #113 - deathcampforjewtie (04/24/2013) [-]
Whoops, I left evidence: A single green thumb, placed carefully at the crime scene. I'd better make a getaway quick!
#82 - ezmack (04/24/2013) [-]
I love how this entire thing became multiple heated discussions about butt hair.

I love you FunnyJunk!
User avatar #44 - tehcashew (04/24/2013) [-]
dis.4chan.org/read/sci/1138196315

Read this, do not shave that crack of yours
User avatar #118 - biggrand (04/24/2013) [-]
my anus bleeds regularly because I use a lot of dry ass toilet paper
User avatar #119 to #118 - biggrand (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm not even going to lie, it's because it feels good as ****
#86 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
i got all the butthair with none of the muscles
User avatar #66 - krome (04/24/2013) [-]
Whenever I shower, I wash my ass 'till my butt hair ******* shines. It's like a goddamned supernova when I'm done washing that **** .
#102 - eyemeralds ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
The poop hardens
User avatar #52 - ezmack (04/24/2013) [-]
Working really hard to make sure no one on my content gets red thumbs
User avatar #37 - Loppytaffy (04/23/2013) [-]
Girls get butt hair, too.
User avatar #50 to #37 - ultranooob (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh God they do I have this mental scar of my ex gfs I raised her legs up when she was on her back and there they were these lonely sweaty strands of hair that look as if she missed them out when she shaved. Ive never brought it up it just pops into my head when im eating usually
User avatar #54 to #50 - The Mishk (04/24/2013) [-]
omg i had the same thing except i was hooking up with this girl and i pull her panties off and i can see the butt hairs poking out from between her cheeks and i literally got up and said i had to go and left ; never forgotten
User avatar #56 to #54 - ultranooob (04/24/2013) [-]
HAHAHA you made me laugh, I didnt mention anything to her or get up and go I just had to ******* deal with it but the picture of it always comes to me at stupid times
User avatar #59 to #56 - The Mishk (04/24/2013) [-]
Literally my first thought was "oh god what if this is a guy because only guys can have ass hairs right? please dont let this be a guy" but then I remembered that couldnt be possible unless her dick was inside out.
User avatar #64 to #59 - ultranooob (04/24/2013) [-]
Ive actually walked out on a girl before, I went camping and I got ****** up as you do, aparently I spent most of the night in the tent having a bj off this really butt ugly bright orange haired girl, thing is I dont remeber falling asleep, waking up or the whole night for that matter, I just remember looking down as I came to my senses and just said "hang on a sec" zipped my trousers up gpt up and vacated the tent. She must have been at it all night and I didnt even say a goodbye.
#128 - nitsuan ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #126 - Onemanretardpack (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh my god, I'm crying. It feels good to not be alone on this issue
#124 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
Omg just took a fat **** was wondering to my self... "Is there another who shares my pain?!?"
#117 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
Guess this post was pretty...POOPULAR!

I feed on red thumbs...
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