The Ivy. First upload, OC from a conversation between a buddy and I.. I okay story time intro: i just experienced something that Ithink no other person has ever
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The Ivy

First upload, OC from a conversation between a buddy and I.

I okay story time
intro:
i just experienced something that Ithink no other person has ever
experienced
so the facts: i have a bad case of poison ivy
a common thing that helps releave the itching is putting it under
super hot water
it overloads the nerves and you hit this blinding
awesome level of itchy for like 10 seconds and then dont itch for like
3 hours, it almost makes having poison ivy worth it
anyways
this time i have a significant amount of rash just straight up on my
shaft
like a lot
so i get the water going and position everything
hahaha
that will come later
but anyways
one second
two seconds
and then i just come harder than i ever had before
there was no erection
no touching
no build up
just instantaneous orgasm
i don' t know what to do
embrace your new found super power"
i dunno want it to happen again
i fell to my knees and theyre pretty ****** up
like i screamed and fell to my knees
why' d you fall?!
THATS HOW HARD I CAME
jesus wrist] hahaha
i dunno dude
i think it was more over powering because it wasnt like
gonna orgasm without touching myself"
it was like i turned ninety degrees and got punched in the face with
an orgasm
hahahaha
possibly the best way to describe that
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Submitted: 04/23/2013
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#2 - smashmenao ONLINE (04/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
whoever Red is they are a boring ass person to talk too.
User avatar #7 to #2 - curtisawesome (04/23/2013) [-]
The guy was telling a story, it's rude to interrupt with anything besides asking about it
#9 - heafi (04/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Still waiting for the story of how he got his dick stuck in poison ivy in the first place.
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#37 - lyraateit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
#39 - spyrothehedgehog (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel like having your dick in poison ivy wouldn't be too bad...
User avatar #28 - piecejr (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this is OP's plan to make everyone start putting their dick in poison ivy
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [-]
well i know what im doing tommorow night
#8 - blacktothefuture (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why did I get a boner reading this?
Why did I get a boner reading this?
#50 - condormcninja (04/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#17 - ykaliber (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If he felt it even up his legs, weakening his knees, making him fall done, it must have been an orgasm of astronomical proportions... I want it too
#6 - historydudeguy (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Now remember everyone when the noodle is limp its been boiled long enough.
#72 - gibroner ONLINE (04/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
brb rubbing my dick in poison ivy
#5 - grimfuck (04/23/2013) [-]
It was like i turned 90 degrees and got punched in the face with an orgasm..

I died reading this, holy crap
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I've had that happen to me, but not like that. i used a small electric current to stimulate my prostate.(kinda like how they harvest animal seamen) I came so hard i cried. IT. WAS. AWESOME.
#38 - talonwooten (04/23/2013) [-]
pretty sure I know how he got the poison ivy there
pretty sure I know how he got the poison ivy there
#33 - ragingflamingos (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#68 - breakfastlunch (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
SO HOW DID HE GET POISON IVY THERE?
User avatar #63 - gggman (04/24/2013) [-]
The below comments are, as we speak, making what could be a new fetish.....ughewwe
#70 - lieutenantderp (04/24/2013) [-]
>itching
>putting your dick in boiling hot water

I'd rather have the first one.
#43 - waterlinx (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I still wonder how he got it in the  first place..
I still wonder how he got it in the first place..
User avatar #47 to #43 - roninneko (04/23/2013) [-]
Scratched his balls when he had the toxins on his hand?
User avatar #32 - pedospartan (04/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
anyone know where i can get some poison ivy?
#42 to #32 - scarytown (04/23/2013) [-]
It's this big bright place called "outside"
Few here have ever braved the quest there, but you'll find it lives as ground cover or climbs along trees. Has three leaves. looks like this.
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