The Ivy. First upload, OC from a conversation between a buddy and I.. I okay story time intro: i just experienced something that Ithink no other person has ever only faggots need a Girl to get off
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The Ivy

 
The Ivy. First upload, OC from a conversation between a buddy and I.. I okay story time intro: i just experienced something that Ithink no other person has ever

First upload, OC from a conversation between a buddy and I.

I okay story time
intro:
i just experienced something that Ithink no other person has ever
experienced
so the facts: i have a bad case of poison ivy
a common thing that helps releave the itching is putting it under
super hot water
it overloads the nerves and you hit this blinding
awesome level of itchy for like 10 seconds and then dont itch for like
3 hours, it almost makes having poison ivy worth it
anyways
this time i have a significant amount of rash just straight up on my
shaft
like a lot
so i get the water going and position everything
hahaha
that will come later
but anyways
one second
two seconds
and then i just come harder than i ever had before
there was no erection
no touching
no build up
just instantaneous orgasm
i don' t know what to do
embrace your new found super power"
i dunno want it to happen again
i fell to my knees and theyre pretty ****** up
like i screamed and fell to my knees
why' d you fall?!
THATS HOW HARD I CAME
jesus wrist] hahaha
i dunno dude
i think it was more over powering because it wasnt like
gonna orgasm without touching myself"
it was like i turned ninety degrees and got punched in the face with
an orgasm
hahahaha
possibly the best way to describe that
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Submitted: 04/23/2013
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#37 - lyraateit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #84 to #37 - chewgum (04/24/2013) [-]
Did it actually feel good though?
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User avatar #119 to #86 - chewgum (04/24/2013) [-]
So did you grab posion ivy from outside and rub it on your shong when you were on the computer or just dipped it in hot water?
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#120 to #119 - lyraateit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #60 to #37 - hodoor (04/24/2013) [-]
Hodor!!!
#88 to #37 - aerosol (04/24/2013) [-]
That sounds horrifying
That sounds horrifying
#101 to #37 - mrhatake (04/24/2013) [-]
but which head?
but which head?
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#103 to #101 - lyraateit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #53 to #37 - cmurphyjrjrjr (04/24/2013) [-]
I just favorited this, just so you guys know.
#64 to #53 - alphajunk (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh god, your username. your glorious blue master username.   
**   
MFW My eyes hurted when i saw your username**
Oh god, your username. your glorious blue master username.
**
MFW My eyes hurted when i saw your username**
User avatar #85 to #64 - cmurphyjrjrjr (04/24/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #49 to #37 - condormcninja (04/23/2013) [-]
Now everyone's gonna try this...
#9 - heafi (04/23/2013) [-]
Still waiting for the story of how he got his dick stuck in poison ivy in the first place.
User avatar #12 to #9 - instakill (04/23/2013) [-]
probably grabbed some or brushed some, then fapped
User avatar #21 to #9 - deathedblack (04/23/2013) [-]
Poison Ivy can mean VD/STI
I think that's what he as getting at :')
#46 to #9 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
perhaps hes dating Pamela Isley.
User avatar #55 to #9 - xldarkking (04/24/2013) [-]
Well when camping you need something to clean up the mess after you cum.
User avatar #41 to #9 - ultiomos ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Obviously the instructions weren't clear enough and there wasn't a fan nearby.
#39 - spyrothehedgehog (04/23/2013) [-]
I feel like having your dick in poison ivy wouldn't be too bad...
#61 to #39 - lordpancake (04/24/2013) [-]
Better than having a large infestation of crabs I guess. At least you expect what would happen with poison ivy.
User avatar #28 - piecejr (04/23/2013) [-]
this is OP's plan to make everyone start putting their dick in poison ivy
#117 to #28 - aerosol (04/24/2013) [-]
It's working
#8 - blacktothefuture (04/23/2013) [-]
Why did I get a boner reading this?
Why did I get a boner reading this?
#57 to #8 - Psychotic (04/24/2013) [-]
I got the same reaction.
#22 to #8 - fawkwayne (04/23/2013) [-]
It's actually bonertastic but...
#17 - ykaliber ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
If he felt it even up his legs, weakening his knees, making him fall done, it must have been an orgasm of astronomical proportions... I want it too
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#6 - historydudeguy (04/23/2013) [-]
Now remember everyone when the noodle is limp its been boiled long enough.
#67 to #6 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
my eyes hurt so bad that my anus bleeded
#87 to #6 - lamerthanyou (04/24/2013) [-]
I just spit all over my screen.  Thank you.
I just spit all over my screen. Thank you.
#1 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
well i know what im doing tommorow night
#72 - gibroner (04/24/2013) [-]
brb rubbing my dick in poison ivy
User avatar #5 - grimfuck (04/23/2013) [-]
It was like i turned 90 degrees and got punched in the face with an orgasm..

I died reading this, holy crap
#38 - talonwooten (04/23/2013) [-]
pretty sure I know how he got the poison ivy there
pretty sure I know how he got the poison ivy there
#33 - ragingflamingos (04/23/2013) [-]
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#13 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I've had that happen to me, but not like that. i used a small electric current to stimulate my prostate.(kinda like how they harvest animal seamen) I came so hard i cried. IT. WAS. AWESOME.
User avatar #15 to #13 - acidjunk ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
How...

tell me your secrets, angry black man.
User avatar #16 to #13 - demandsgayversion (04/23/2013) [-]
I wanna know how to do this
User avatar #25 to #13 - cullenatorguy (04/23/2013) [-]
where did you get this current of electricity?
#51 to #13 - extravix (04/23/2013) [-]
Sea men, you say?
User avatar #18 to #13 - mtandy (04/23/2013) [-]
A just got an image of people hunting down boats to harvest sailing penguins with butt-electrodes.
User avatar #63 - gggman (04/24/2013) [-]
The below comments are, as we speak, making what could be a new fetish.....ughewwe
#68 - breakfastlunch (04/24/2013) [-]
SO HOW DID HE GET POISON IVY THERE?
User avatar #73 to #68 - iamzimfoolishhuman (04/24/2013) [-]
maybe he was peeing and rubed against it
#70 - lieutenantderp (04/24/2013) [-]
>itching
>putting your dick in boiling hot water

I'd rather have the first one.
#100 - arkensas (04/24/2013) [-]
everybody is now furiously rubbing poison ivy on their dick. TFW
#50 - condormcninja (04/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#90 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
we never found out why it was on his shaft.
#81 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
so when men get a rash on their junk they spontaneously orgasm, but when women do, it just itches and burns...

goddamnit vaginas suck...
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