McDisasters 13: The Birds and the Antz. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Truckers and me don't mix, apparently. Either way, pranking your b
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McDisasters 13: The Birds and the Antz

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#39 - gziggas (04/23/2013) [-]
mfw 			*******		 truckbutt
mfw ******* truckbutt
#86 - redsalsa (04/23/2013) [-]
mfw '			*******		 truckbutt'
mfw ' ******* truckbutt'
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User avatar #3 - kilaniization (04/23/2013) [-]
Your boss went to college to work at McDonalds?
#27 to #3 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Probably a liberal arts degree or graduated with an BA in business management. To get anywhere in that degree you gotta start at the bottom of business management and work your way up.
User avatar #88 to #3 - Keidis (04/23/2013) [-]
2 of my managers have done 4 years of college, and the other two are in college now.

I also learned my friends brother works with a bunch of people at Meijer who have degrees.
#122 to #3 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
managers make a fairly good amount of money. mine makes 100K+ a year.
#123 to #3 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Or he went to collage for Management like so many of them do. even know its simple after training.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sirbrentcoe (04/23/2013) [-]
a lot of people who go to college and graduate wind up in **** jobs before they can get their careers going.
#43 to #4 - vwgreen (04/23/2013) [-]
someday his art will define art.
User avatar #142 to #4 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
artists and photographers
User avatar #145 to #142 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
and business majors, and accountants, lawyers, mechanics, engineers, electricians, the list goes on. the only people i know for a fact who go right to work are doctors and nurses. 53% of people in America who hold bachelors degrees are unemployed right now.
#161 to #145 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Don't forget teachers, as long as you go for a teaching field that isn't already well filled in your area.

Foreign language teachers are in high demand. I'm a year away from graduating and already have a job once I finish. Also getting a nice bonus since there were several schools in high need of a foreign language major.
#162 to #161 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Also I have the tab open if you would like to discuss this, even though I don't get notifications, if I start a conversation I like to continue it, easy enough keeping the comment open in a tab.
User avatar #147 to #145 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
doctors and nurses are gonna have the ********* time after obama care comes out. Literally there's gonna be a gigantic drop in doctors and nurses because their pay drops to the same as a four year college degree, when they should get the pay they deserve for 8 years.
User avatar #148 to #147 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
it is what it is. that's socialized medicine for you.
User avatar #149 to #148 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
it makes me sad... there's so much more after the huge study I did
User avatar #150 to #149 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
i can't stand other peoples fluids. i mean, i've set my own fingers after breaking them, butterflied cuts so deep i could see bone and dug out teeth from my kunckles. but sewing up another person? no thank you.
User avatar #151 to #150 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
I decided on going through college to be a surgeon, but now I've really started to overthink my decision
User avatar #153 to #151 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
skilled surgeons are like people in any other skilled trade. yes you are a doctor, but you still get paid better because you possess a special skill.
User avatar #154 to #153 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
I want to become one, but I don't want to go to school for an extra 4 years just for nothing extra. yaknowwhatImean?
User avatar #155 to #154 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
do what makes you happy man. putting money as the priority in your life won't make you happy in the end. my family is the most important thing to me. money is just something i have to get to keep them happy. if you really want to be a surgeon, be a surgeon. if you would rather be a graphic designer, or a rocket scientist, or a school teacher, do whatever makes you happy!
User avatar #156 to #155 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks man I'll really take that to heart and do what makes me happy
User avatar #157 to #156 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
i tried to make money my priority. it almost cost me my marriage. when i was a store manager at AutoZone, I was pulling in 42,000/yr before bonuses. that's not bad for a 23 year old with barely any college under his belt. but the stress of managing 10 employees, running a retail location, scheduling, interviews, terminations, everything. all this while being on paper and paid for 50 hours, but working 70+ every single week. it was sressful, and i took it out on my wife. not physically, but passive aggresively pushing her away. money does not a happy man make. luckily i got out of there with my sanity. took a hefty paycut, but there you go. kept a roof over our heads, and food on our table.
User avatar #152 to #151 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
#125 to #4 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
"get their careers going" keep on believing that.
User avatar #130 to #125 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
if you had a user name, i would waste more time. but let me just be blunt: a staggering number of people with degrees don't immediately get placed in their field of choice. they have to take 2 or 3 **** jobs to pay off the bill collectors who come at you as soon as 6 months after graduation.
#82 - oreck (04/23/2013) [-]
I just got a job at McDonalds. I start tomorrow, and I'm horrified because of these posts

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User avatar #114 to #82 - MatthewsGauss (04/23/2013) [-]
prepare to hate people permenatnly after 2 days and about after your 3rd week of working you notice how insanely comfortable your bed is after a long shift
User avatar #6 - iamkagji ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Wow, you got lucky there. By the way, the pic at the bottom is of termites, not ants.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sirbrentcoe (04/23/2013) [-]
meh, i was too busy to double check.
User avatar #110 to #7 - rockamekishiko (04/23/2013) [-]
you can't tell from a simple glance?
User avatar #115 to #110 - sirbrentcoe (04/23/2013) [-]
apparently not..
#100 - fideldevinci (04/23/2013) [-]
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#61 - jordanface (04/23/2013) [-]
******** truckbutt
#22 - mindfuckingtastic (04/23/2013) [-]
" ******* truckbutt." thank you for that one, couldn't stop laughing for a couple minutes.
#50 - harrytheheadcrab (04/23/2013) [-]
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My ******* throat itches now.
#42 - crosskill (04/23/2013) [-]
Mysides are ready for take off in 3...2...1...
Mysides are ready for take off in 3...2...1...
User avatar #98 - TheBanana (04/23/2013) [-]
*bleach ants*
*that cant be good for them*

somebody help me im dying
that was funny.
#117 - missylyn (04/23/2013) [-]
******* truckbutt
#5 - residentevilwesker (04/23/2013) [-]
This mother ****** deserves the Nobel prize for not murdering some of the people in the previous stories
User avatar #2 - Nightelfbane (04/23/2013) [-]
inb4 front page
#12 - trojandetected (04/23/2013) [-]
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Black Engineer **

More happens in a mcdonalds than in Afghanistan.
User avatar #169 - furrymammal (05/10/2013) [-]
"Hit that bitch with some ranch"
#126 - Pootering (04/24/2013) [-]
After all of my years of FJ, I think I might have found my favorite poster. Never re-toasts obviously and extra points for all the laughs coming from text. You deserve a medal or some **** .
User avatar #128 to #126 - Pootering (04/24/2013) [-]
*on. Damnit.
#109 - harryblazer (04/23/2013) [-]
******* sir need to become a writer or at the very least start a food fight on you last day and have them clean it up
******* sir need to become a writer or at the very least start a food fight on you last day and have them clean it up
#99 - waterlinx (04/23/2013) [-]
Funniest 			****		 I've read in awhile
Funniest **** I've read in awhile
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