can you hue a hue?. . mum at I so you can drink a drink but you can' t fund a food IN GERMANY YOU CAN FOOD YOUR FOOD IN A TOWN CALLED FOOD. Essen essen essen in Essen. People from Essen eat food in Essen.
x

Comments(226):

[ 226 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#61 - rlybad (04/23/2013) [-]
That awesome moment when you're from Food.
#55 - ronniesan (04/23/2013) [-]
This comment section is German as **** ... I like it
#57 to #55 - crazylance (04/23/2013) [-]
That picture amuses me so much
#174 - warlordstuart (04/23/2013) [-]
YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU CAN'T TUNA FIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!
#71 - undeadwill (04/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Oh **** Germany is becoming nationalist again.
#53 - jedisquirrel (04/23/2013) [-]
But they don't do either in Africa
User avatar #51 - anonymoose (04/23/2013) [-]
In China there is a poem:
Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
Shì shì shì shì.

In a stone den was a poet called Shi, who was a lion addict, and had resolved to eat ten lions.
He often went to the market to look for lions.
At ten o'clock, ten lions had just arrived at the market.
At that time, Shi had just arrived at the market.
He saw those ten lions, and using his trusty arrows, caused the ten lions to die.
He brought the corpses of the ten lions to the stone den.
The stone den was damp. He asked his servants to wipe it.
After the stone den was wiped, he tried to eat those ten lions.
When he ate, he realized that these ten lions were in fact ten stone lion corpses.
Try to explain this matter.
User avatar #178 to #51 - comentator (04/23/2013) [-]
How the **** do you get addicted to lions?
#234 to #51 - usedtobeemo (04/24/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this....
Reminded me of this....
#24 - huszti (04/23/2013) [-]
does someone have a higher resolution of that last pic, or better, of all 3?
#32 to #24 - flybager (04/23/2013) [-]
alles für meine Freunde
User avatar #48 to #32 - huszti (04/23/2013) [-]
hab dank, mein freund.
User avatar #5 - awesomenessess (04/23/2013) [-]
Essen essen essen in Essen.

People from Essen eat food in Essen.
#60 to #5 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
S N S N S N in S N
User avatar #223 to #5 - parralax (04/23/2013) [-]
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
100% grammatically correct sentence.
#235 to #223 - leobreacker (04/24/2013) [-]
Well, everyone is going to thumb you down because it sounds ridiculous, google it up guy's, it actually is a sentence.

(Although he is missing a few capitalization's)
User avatar #41 to #5 - lusir (04/23/2013) [-]
I saw the mistake in that sentence and I do not even speak the language that good
#98 to #41 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
how about you shut the **** up
User avatar #149 to #104 - alltimetens (04/23/2013) [-]
how about you shut the **** up
User avatar #151 to #149 - lusir (04/23/2013) [-]
You are so rude....and I have you in my friend´s list!!
User avatar #152 to #151 - alltimetens (04/23/2013) [-]
I was joking!
User avatar #153 to #152 - lusir (04/23/2013) [-]
no......it was already said.....I can´t trust you anymore
User avatar #156 to #153 - alltimetens (04/23/2013) [-]
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
User avatar #157 to #156 - lusir (04/23/2013) [-]
yeah
#35 to #5 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I've been to Essen and I ate food in Essen.
User avatar #14 to #5 - metalmind (04/23/2013) [-]
*Essener
#67 to #5 - butiloveu ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
How about
Panzerfausttruppen fausten Panzer mit ihren Panzerfäusten?

NO? ok...
User avatar #180 to #67 - octaviano (04/23/2013) [-]
I didn't know you were into getting fisted by a Panzerfaust.
#194 to #180 - butiloveu ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
maybe
maybe
User avatar #219 to #180 - frysandaburger ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Thatismyfetish.png/jpg
#124 to #67 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
does that mean it fists tanks?
#23 to #5 - motherfuckingkenji (04/23/2013) [-]
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Buffalo from Buffalo that are buffaloed by buffalo from Buffalo also buffalo buffalo from Buffalo.
User avatar #170 to #23 - retardedboss (04/23/2013) [-]
I feel like no one uses the word Buffalo as a verb except in this context.
#6 to #5 - highfocus (04/23/2013) [-]
Essen essen Essen in Essen
Essen essen Essen in Essen
#25 to #6 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Bro, you forgot the punctuation mark.
#144 to #25 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #158 to #144 - frysandaburger ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
What's with this ****** spamming this **** on all the top comments?
User avatar #189 to #158 - wtfduud (04/23/2013) [-]
I would call you new here, but your blue is greater than mine.
User avatar #218 to #189 - frysandaburger ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Asians reading minds is common knowledge... so why spam?
The new trend should be calling out Darkie on his anger issues.
User avatar #220 to #218 - largeheadphones (04/23/2013) [-]
Darkie?
User avatar #238 to #220 - frysandaburger ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
black people
User avatar #239 to #238 - largeheadphones (04/24/2013) [-]
you mean ******* ?
User avatar #240 to #239 - frysandaburger ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
That is the common colloquialism... yes.
User avatar #242 to #241 - frysandaburger ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #243 to #242 - largeheadphones (04/24/2013) [-]
Darkies.
User avatar #224 to #144 - parralax (04/23/2013) [-]
ANONS CAN ACTUALLY SUCK DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can suck, and swallow what you cum out.
This isn't just the only thing!!!!

Anons hide their dick sucking skills by having orgies completely gay so they don't accidentally turn straight when they see someone with a flat chest they like, small nipples, fallacious, etc, and Anons congregate so they appear as a bigger group.
Anons also faggonate, and are unchangable to avoid their loss of constant cock and similar genitalia.

Try attacking, and verbally harming anons by calling them faggots and ********* whenever you're surrounded and look for the more faggoty anons and give them red thumbs for what appears to be a retarded statement.

SHOVE YOUR FIST UP YOUR ASS!!!!!! YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T ATTEND YOUR BIRTH!!!!!!
#173 to #6 - wadim (04/23/2013) [-]
MOMENT, heißt das hier sind auch deutsche unterwegs?

Ich kann kaum glauben das ein debiler Amerikaner etwas von Groß- und Kleinschreibung versteht.

Ah ja, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
User avatar #236 to #173 - highfocus (04/24/2013) [-]
guden
User avatar #221 to #6 - nigroz (04/23/2013) [-]
es war einmal flammenwerfer, jedoch es ist jetzt die Nacht der gefrorenen Bruste
#78 - juha (04/23/2013) [-]
Soll ich lieber mein Essen in Essen essen oder in Baden-Baden baden?
User avatar #79 to #78 - revorce (04/23/2013) [-]
Keins von beiden.
User avatar #99 to #78 - thechosentroll (04/23/2013) [-]
Nein, du kannst nich Poland invade.....en.............. **** ! How do you say "invade" in german?
#110 to #99 - juha (04/23/2013) [-]
Ich kann nicht Polen überfallen
User avatar #115 to #110 - thechosentroll (04/23/2013) [-]
Danke.
User avatar #119 to #110 - seekay (04/23/2013) [-]
...that works too.
User avatar #118 to #99 - seekay (04/23/2013) [-]
There's just the noun "Invasion". You need to use other words for "invade" or change the sentence so you can use Invasion. Like "Nein, du kannst keine Invasion auf Polen starten."
User avatar #120 to #118 - thechosentroll (04/23/2013) [-]
Ugh, this is why I have learning or speaking german. Its' rules and word order are so different from any language I know and constantly have to make adjustments. FICK DEINE SPRACHE! FICK ES IN DER ASS!
User avatar #123 to #120 - seekay (04/23/2013) [-]
*DEN ARSCH

UND NEIN DU!!1
#126 to #123 - thechosentroll (04/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Gettin' reeeeeeal tired auf deine scheise, schnitzel boy.
User avatar #128 to #126 - seekay (04/23/2013) [-]
*von
*deiner
*Scheiße

<3
User avatar #160 to #128 - babbysmithy (04/23/2013) [-]
limes
User avatar #210 to #160 - seekay (04/23/2013) [-]
fuk yus
#132 to #128 - thechosentroll (04/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I hope I'm not the only one who appretiates the fact that he's being a grammar nazi.
#133 to #132 - seekay (04/23/2013) [-]
Hitler hat nichts falsch gemacht.
User avatar #29 - garaichu (04/23/2013) [-]
Something similar (but not the same) with Norwegian:

English
"That is what it is."

Norwegian
"Det er det det er."
#109 to #29 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
too pole too tool! too too tool!


"its not that chair! bring that chair!"

in estonian
User avatar #89 to #29 - kanikami ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Even better:

English
"Is that what it is?"

Norwegian
"Er det det det er?"
User avatar #36 to #29 - babbysmithy (04/23/2013) [-]
"Kokoo kokoon koko kokko! Koko kokkoko? Koko kokko."
=
Gather up a full bonfire! A full bonfire? A full bonfire.

Something from Finland!
User avatar #69 - sirfisticuffs (04/23/2013) [-]
K, gotta say something German to appear smart....
HEIL! ****
#172 - gelflingchey (04/23/2013) [-]
am i close?
#85 - Loppytaffy (04/23/2013) [-]
There's also a Mountain called Mt Wank ont he Austrian border and I'll leave it at that.
There's also a Mountain called Mt Wank ont he Austrian border and I'll leave it at that.
#217 to #85 - eatingbiscuits (04/23/2013) [-]
>MFW I recognized they're from hetalia
#52 - europe (04/23/2013) [-]
Same goes for dutch. "Eten eten"
User avatar #117 to #52 - dishcloth (04/23/2013) [-]
Maar kan je ook Je eten eten in Eten?
#8 - pwnyxprezz (04/23/2013) [-]
can u say &quot;Tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen&quot; ?    
'RMANY!
can u say "Tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen" ?
'RMANY!
#177 to #8 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Can you say squirrel?
#9 to #8 - berentzen (04/23/2013) [-]
Wo ist das Problem?
#38 to #8 - taxation (04/23/2013) [-]
Erm... ja?
#159 - imalex (04/23/2013) [-]
Since every german is being patriotic

NORWAY
User avatar #207 to #159 - tigersstripes (04/23/2013) [-]
murica?
#161 to #159 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (04/23/2013) [-]
Eg haurde du lika patriotar
#167 to #161 - imalex (04/23/2013) [-]
litt for tidleg enda (går ikkje å skriva rune på internett)
#73 - awesomechardey (04/23/2013) [-]
I love my Country
#40 - infektio (04/23/2013) [-]
Okay guys

A finnish guy and a swedish guy were having an argument on who has the most beautiful language. A fellow englishman introduced a sentence which would determine the beautifulness of each language.

English: "Island, island, grassy island, grassy island's bride"
Finnish: "Saari, saari, heinäsaari, heinäsaaren morsian"
Swedish: "Ö, ö, hö ö, hö ös mö"
I think we don't have to even discuss the winner here

Old as **** but still sort of related. The pic isn't, however.
#50 to #40 - killerofcows (04/23/2013) [-]
dont know about that finnish but the swedish part is pretty much off

grassy is a verb while "hö" is the substantive of english "hay"

also while island = ö just adding s doesnt make it to island's

and bride to mö while possibly correct wouldnt be the the translation that would make sense

it would look more like this: ö, ö, gräsig ö, gräsiga öns brud
#59 to #50 - infektio (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh. Thanks for the correction :D It's an old joke and the finnish part is a little off too. A literal translation of "grassy island" would be "heinäinen/ruohokas/rehevä saari". I'm a Finn, and even though swedish our second official language and is mandatory to learn in the elementary, very few people ever learn to speak it fluently.
#62 to #59 - killerofcows (04/23/2013) [-]
yeah I can understand its old, hö instead of gräs as substantiv is old swedish aswell is mö (thus I said there were better translation)
User avatar #162 - smokedmeatlog (04/23/2013) [-]
**** , Germany is becoming proud again, someone stop them!
[ 226 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)