Goodnight Sweet Prince. . My hampsteroids died too idrink as painstakingly make vest for hampster string tied ta vest other end tied ta blade at ceiling fan str
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Goodnight Sweet Prince

My hampsteroids died too
idrink as ****
painstakingly make vest for hampster
string tied ta vest
other end tied ta blade at ceiling fan
string right
Hum an the fan
hampster slams into the wall at mach speed, ed fast part at the drywall cracked
In my drunk brain it was suppost to be a carnival type ride for him
Goodnight sweet price
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Submitted: 04/22/2013
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User avatar #4 - lolerbot (04/23/2013) [-]
When I was 11 my friend had a hamster named hammy. As we grew my friend stopped
playing with it and eventually it died. My friend didn't know this however for he didn't look at it (he wasn't ignorant he just thought it was too old for our normal forcing it into lego
structures) and when I noticed it, it was curled up inside its little hut. We decided to
cremate the hamster, but his mom said we couldnt, so we settled to cremate his hut.
I'm not sure what that hut was made of, but it released fumes that knocked us out cold
when we placed it in the fire.
User avatar #7 to #4 - mountainyard (04/23/2013) [-]
Good story, bro.
No not cool. Good.
User avatar #32 - stijnverheye (04/23/2013) [-]
well if it makes you feel better , he probably enjoyed the first 0.2 seconds before impact
User avatar #39 to #32 - xxkelevraxx (04/23/2013) [-]
I just pictured the hapless and oblivious hampster going WEEEEE! just before it hit the wall... omfg LMAO
#45 to #39 - stijnverheye (04/23/2013) [-]
here is that picture (selfmade)
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkelevraxx (04/23/2013) [-]
LOL
User avatar #65 to #45 - imahugecunt (04/23/2013) [-]
Hey, at least hamsters have no fear of falling - because they live in flat, desert areas.
That's why so many hamsters die when they escape their cages - they fall down stairs >.>
User avatar #67 to #65 - stijnverheye (04/23/2013) [-]
get free or die trying
User avatar #13 - bitchplzzz (04/23/2013) [-]
I doubt he was a fan of that ride
#49 to #13 - Rascal (04/23/2013) [-]
I want to get off MR BONES' WILD RIDE
User avatar #58 - theangryrussian (04/23/2013) [-]
here's my hamster story
>be in grade 4
>just got hamster
>hamster was always cold (it didn't have a lot of fur)
>me and my grandma knit a tiny little sweater for him
>put it on hamster, she loved it
>always wore it, never even tried to take it off
>eventually she died
>still wearing her little red sweater I made her 4 years prior
>slide her out of sweater and put her in a box
>bury her in my little garden, where I would always let her out and run free for a while
To this day I still have her little red sweater in a frame. I miss you Phreda :(
#89 to #58 - festinas (04/23/2013) [-]
*cries internally*
#66 to #58 - loosebuttwhole (04/23/2013) [-]
Im sorry man
Im sorry man
#72 to #66 - theangryrussian (04/23/2013) [-]
here, take this for the .gif
here, take this for the .gif
#68 to #2 - cxross (04/23/2013) [-]
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#24 - kaarvaag (04/23/2013) [-]
That was perfect
#8 - uberfionn (04/23/2013) [-]
My Degu just died last night.

It was a stroke.

pic related, it a degu

Feels :(
User avatar #11 to #8 - thewhitenigger ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
A degu? they get seriously depressed if without more of them, got four of them downstairs right now
#16 to #11 - uberfionn (04/23/2013) [-]
Ya they can do. She was all alone when she was bought 'cos the store sold all the rest.
:(
They didn't know they were meant to have two at least.
#17 to #8 - Rascal (04/23/2013) [-]
What was it? I didn't catch that
#10 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account** (04/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #34 to #10 - llamasandwhich (04/23/2013) [-]
**llamasandwhich rolls 4**
User avatar #35 to #34 - llamasandwhich (04/23/2013) [-]
Dammit SO CLOSE
#64 - gibroner (04/23/2013) [-]
God damn it OP I did a 			****		 load of sit ups yesterday and I laughed my ass off at this and couldn't stop despite the pain in my abdomen
God damn it OP I did a **** load of sit ups yesterday and I laughed my ass off at this and couldn't stop despite the pain in my abdomen
User avatar #69 to #64 - pulluspardus (04/23/2013) [-]
random question , but how many do you do?
I never seem to get that sweet "pain" recently, I think I am doing something wrong.
User avatar #80 to #69 - Himynameisjacob (04/23/2013) [-]
Do some planks, for 1-2 minute intervals. One on each side, and one on both forearms.
You'll feel it, trust me.
User avatar #86 to #80 - pulluspardus (04/23/2013) [-]
thanks, I'll try that now actually, what do you mean "Each side" as in one hand plank or lay on the side?
User avatar #87 to #86 - Himynameisjacob (04/23/2013) [-]
I'd look it up online, so you can actually see it.
One side is up, and then you're just resting on the other elbow (forearm), with your body raise enough to feel the burn.

Planks are great for abdominal endurance, and holding them for even two minutes is a hell of a lot harder than it sounds.

Other than that, I'd recommend one of those situp chairs. Abs are usually best worked in small, frequent motions rather than a few heavy ones.
You can pretty much do situps for five minutes straight in them, and it'll give you so much tone.
User avatar #70 to #69 - gibroner (04/23/2013) [-]
can't remember off hand somewhere around 200 I think
User avatar #74 to #64 - grishnec (04/23/2013) [-]
Just happened to me to. It hurts in a good way though.
#12 - deadpoolxx (04/23/2013) [-]
I wonder if I do this with my hedgehog it will stick into the wall...
#5 - phoenix grinder (04/23/2013) [-]
**phoenix grinder rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at This post is a test ** mfw sweet price
#3 - VICTORx (04/23/2013) [-]
this is the first thing i've thumbed in a while, repost or not.
User avatar #6 - Lambda (04/23/2013) [-]
>studying in study lounge
>give in to FJ temptation
>see this
>laugh ass off
>disturb everybody studying
#83 - theheadhunter (04/23/2013) [-]
First thing ive laughed at for a while. Well done OP
First thing ive laughed at for a while. Well done OP
#71 - Rascal (04/23/2013) [-]
2/10 would not ride again
+3
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User avatar #57 to #51 - fuzzyballs (04/23/2013) [-]
and hampster didn't bother you?
you're just as bad as whoever typed this
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#19 - Rascal (04/23/2013) [-]
THE RIDE ALWAYS ENDS
User avatar #20 to #19 - amegaara (04/23/2013) [-]
never*
#41 to #20 - Rascal (04/23/2013) [-]
It ends in this case. There was a big-ass wall in the way.
#82 - Mr Ronok (04/23/2013) [-]
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