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The Great Gatsby

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#3 - betesta ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The actual first line is: In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
User avatar #5 - Furubatsu (04/22/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Never read that book, we got Of mice and man & MacBeth
#8 - shrapnelleader (04/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Doesn't matter if we read it in high school?   
   
Introducing me to The Great Gatsby was one of the best things I got out of that time in my life.
Doesn't matter if we read it in high school?

Introducing me to The Great Gatsby was one of the best things I got out of that time in my life.
#17 - sirbrentcoe (04/23/2013) [-]
he DIDNT READ IT?!?!
he DIDNT READ IT?!?!
#74 - theonewhoderps (04/23/2013) [-]
I can't remember A SINGLE book
#13 - inflatablewalrus (04/23/2013) [-]
glorious Meyer Wolfsheim master race
#139 - lolmonade (04/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Is all funnyjunk americans? like wtf, i feel so out of place.
#153 to #139 - alstorp (04/23/2013) [-]
Where are you from then?
#100 - darkdragonswrath ONLINE (04/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Just realized that every book I read in High had a said ending.   
To Kill A Mockingbird   
1984   
Brave New World   
The Great Gatsby   
Stepford Wives   
Virgin Suicides
Just realized that every book I read in High had a said ending.
To Kill A Mockingbird
1984
Brave New World
The Great Gatsby
Stepford Wives
Virgin Suicides
User avatar #56 - swayze (04/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My school read Fahrenheit 451, which I enjoyed reading more than The Hobbit.
#133 - Naimzorz (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Receive Great Gatsby book   
>			****		 that 			****		   
>Sparknotes my way through the entire section   
>Fail final test   
>			****
>Receive Great Gatsby book
> **** that ****
>Sparknotes my way through the entire section
>Fail final test
> ****
#50 - nebraskaom (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have not read the book (though I want to) but i feel like most people know its the book that doesn't use the letter E, making it fairly obvious that this guy is ************ .
User avatar #53 to #50 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
The Great Gatsby actually has an 'E' in the title, that should be a clue that you're probably wrong. The Great Gatsby is a literary classic, written by F. Scott Fitzgerald. Gadsby is the novel that doesn't use the letter 'E'.
#196 - sphinxe (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
We read To Kill a Mockingbird   
Sad 			****
We read To Kill a Mockingbird
Sad ****
User avatar #157 - oceanfrank ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Leonardo is winning an oscar because of this movie I KNOW IT I CAN FEEL IT.
#10 - Common Pepe (04/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I read it, I hated it. Still do, I'm sorry.
User avatar #92 to #16 - thedarkhavok (04/23/2013) [-]
It's not a 'book about rich people bitching'. Not to sound like a cunt, but what gives the book depth is the underlying social commentary. It's not contemporarily relevant, to an extent, but the intricacy of Fitzgerald's symbolism and language is what makes it one of the best books of its century.
#223 - obnoxygen (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
We read of "Mice and Men".    
MFW at the end.
We read of "Mice and Men".
MFW at the end.
#182 - Common Pepe (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I graduated from a university. I have never read that book. I am also an English major.
Are you disappointed? I had to read a bunch of William Faulkner novels. Because of Sanctuary, I think all men who claim to be gentlemen are liars and evil.
#190 to #182 - rodneyabc (04/23/2013) [-]
You're like that cunt in the bar from good will hunting.
#132 - funshine (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
***** I can't read.
User avatar #88 - edmin (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Here in the Philippines the literature that we read in high school are:

Ibong Adarna: A book about a bird that ***** on you which turns you into stone.

Florante at Laura: A book about a guy that was strapped to a tree, and then remembers that he was a warrior in a war of 2 kingdoms which his gal Laura is in the opposing kingdom.

Noli me Tangere: Touch me not in English. About a guy who is in love with a girl that whose actual father was a priest who raped her mother. Most of the book is about how the Spanish are evil bastards.

El Filibusterismo: The Filibuster. The sequel to Noli me Tangere. About the same guy who is about to rescue his girl and destroy the spanish.
User avatar #27 - tonicwater ONLINE (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I went to high school in America and never had to read it. Never even got it assigned.
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