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The Great Gatsby

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#3 - betesta (04/22/2013) [-]
The actual first line is: In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
User avatar #134 to #3 - milomcrobbie ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
I think they guy was just trying to catch him out here...
User avatar #14 to #3 - emeraldslam ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
But he didn't know that

Y'know

Cause he didn't read the book
#246 to #14 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #5 - Furubatsu (04/22/2013) [-]
Never read that book, we got Of mice and man & MacBeth
User avatar #137 to #5 - anonymoose (04/23/2013) [-]
Same.
User avatar #166 to #5 - burnswhenipee (04/23/2013) [-]
Us too, we also had Animal Farm...
#38 to #5 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
bitch I got to read all three.

Damn it feels good to be Superior.
User avatar #106 to #5 - vuican (04/23/2013) [-]
OM&M is a good book
#109 to #5 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Ah man, I got Of mice and man & Romeo and Juliet.
#18 to #5 - UnforgivenSins (04/23/2013) [-]
In a nutshell it was about this filthy rich dude hosting huge parties like every night or something like that just to get this girl's attention who was living across the lake from him so they could meet again and talk.
User avatar #33 to #5 - newsmyrna ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
All you had to read was of Mice and Men and MacBeth. I had to read those two Lord of the Flies, A Tale of Two Cities, The Jungle, Black Like Me, The Great Gatsby, The Hobbit, Catcher in the Rye, the Chosen, and a few others I can't think of off the top of my head. My favorites were the Chosen and of Mice and Men
#188 to #33 - coolcalx (04/23/2013) [-]
you mean you had the PRIVILEGE of reading Lord of the Flies, The Great Gatsby, and The Hobbit.

those are some of my favorite books
User avatar #11 to #5 - abstract (04/23/2013) [-]
When I read your comment I put too much emphasis on the "of" and I had to think for a moment.
User avatar #108 to #11 - Furubatsu (04/23/2013) [-]
Sorry, it was a title so a part of my brain said "capitalise it bitch!"
User avatar #26 to #5 - coolcalx (04/23/2013) [-]
I read MacBeth on my own. I thought it was pretty good.

I was, at the same time, reading Hamlet for class, and accidentally mixed the two up when I had to write an essay. My teacher didn't notice.

you'd think he'd notice something wrong about me talking about Hamlet wanting to be king.
#8 - shrapnelleader (04/23/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter if we read it in high school?   
   
Introducing me to The Great Gatsby was one of the best things I got out of that time in my life.
Doesn't matter if we read it in high school?

Introducing me to The Great Gatsby was one of the best things I got out of that time in my life.
#37 to #8 - MAHEREX (04/23/2013) [-]
that movie is automatically going to be good because of this handsome sonuvabitch
that movie is automatically going to be good because of this handsome sonuvabitch
#45 to #40 - fordun (04/23/2013) [-]
Wait there making a Great Gatsby movie with Leonardo DiCaprio in it? I'm sold.
#66 to #45 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
its finished and about to come out
#146 to #8 - ninjapleazze (04/23/2013) [-]
maybe he will actually win an oscar
#74 - theonewhoderps (04/23/2013) [-]
I can't remember A SINGLE book
#17 - sirbrentcoe (04/23/2013) [-]
he DIDNT READ IT?!?!
he DIDNT READ IT?!?!
#133 - Naimzorz (04/23/2013) [-]
>Receive Great Gatsby book   
>			****		 that 			****		   
>Sparknotes my way through the entire section   
>Fail final test   
>			****
>Receive Great Gatsby book
> **** that ****
>Sparknotes my way through the entire section
>Fail final test
> ****
#171 to #133 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
source?
#196 - sphinxe (04/23/2013) [-]
We read To Kill a Mockingbird   
Sad 			****
We read To Kill a Mockingbird
Sad ****
User avatar #221 to #196 - ScottP (04/23/2013) [-]
I didn't expect to enjoy that book, but I was surprised that I did.
User avatar #157 - oceanfrank (04/23/2013) [-]
Leonardo is winning an oscar because of this movie I KNOW IT I CAN FEEL IT.
#100 - darkdragonswrath (04/23/2013) [-]
Just realized that every book I read in High had a said ending.   
To Kill A Mockingbird   
1984   
Brave New World   
The Great Gatsby   
Stepford Wives   
Virgin Suicides
Just realized that every book I read in High had a said ending.
To Kill A Mockingbird
1984
Brave New World
The Great Gatsby
Stepford Wives
Virgin Suicides
#169 to #100 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Don't forget THE ******* JUNGLE
Also, A Seperate Peace
#193 to #100 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
What is a said ending?
#245 to #100 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Ditto. Everything is always about death.
Flowers for Algernon.
Night.
Macbeth.
Romeo and Juliet.
To Kill A Mockingbird
Lord of the flies
Jesus, the list goes on...
User avatar #152 to #100 - sweetmike (04/23/2013) [-]
did you expect virgin suicides to have a happy ending?
User avatar #155 to #152 - darkdragonswrath (04/23/2013) [-]
If they were bitches, then yes.
User avatar #122 to #100 - delphine (04/23/2013) [-]
Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Of Mice and Men
Macbeth
The Crucible
Night
The Things they Carried

...You are right!!! O_o

User avatar #128 to #122 - markertemp (04/23/2013) [-]
**** ... you just reminded me that my class never read Night. I wanted to so badly, but we never got to it.
#265 to #128 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Its a very informative and deep emotional book. Great read. Quick one too. If you have the tiem
User avatar #56 - swayze (04/23/2013) [-]
My school read Fahrenheit 451, which I enjoyed reading more than The Hobbit.
User avatar #64 to #56 - syrenthra (04/23/2013) [-]
it was probably because of my teacher but that was one of the worst books I read, loved the hobbit
#120 to #64 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
just your teacher. try reading it again. F451 might be my favorite book of all time. first read it in 7th or 8th grade for school, read it many times since
User avatar #205 to #56 - electrosaur (04/23/2013) [-]
We read that book in middle school, but recently I re-read it because I thought it would be a good topic for the ap exam essay.
Its ******* brilliant and I don't know why i hated it so much in middle school.
I recommend reading The Chocolate War.
Its another one of my favorites.
#13 - inflatablewalrus (04/23/2013) [-]
glorious Meyer Wolfsheim master race
#223 - obnoxygen (04/23/2013) [-]
We read of "Mice and Men".    
MFW at the end.
We read of "Mice and Men".
MFW at the end.
User avatar #231 to #223 - Kaellnx (04/23/2013) [-]
i was pissed when some bitched blurted that out at the middle of the book, at the end my friend texted me in class "George the retarded slayer" i lost it completely
#235 to #223 - vomitjar (04/23/2013) [-]
We didn't have to read that in hungary. Read it anyway. Was feely.
#132 - funshine (04/23/2013) [-]
***** I can't read.
User avatar #88 - edmin (04/23/2013) [-]
Here in the Philippines the literature that we read in high school are:

Ibong Adarna: A book about a bird that ***** on you which turns you into stone.

Florante at Laura: A book about a guy that was strapped to a tree, and then remembers that he was a warrior in a war of 2 kingdoms which his gal Laura is in the opposing kingdom.

Noli me Tangere: Touch me not in English. About a guy who is in love with a girl that whose actual father was a priest who raped her mother. Most of the book is about how the Spanish are evil bastards.

El Filibusterismo: The Filibuster. The sequel to Noli me Tangere. About the same guy who is about to rescue his girl and destroy the spanish.
User avatar #112 to #88 - nang (04/23/2013) [-]
Jesus they sound ******* awesome
User avatar #89 to #88 - Zedotelhado (04/23/2013) [-]
Somehow I feel those are better than what we have in Portugal.

The Relic - About a guy who takes a trip to Jerusalem to bring his rich aunt a holy relic in order to get her inheritance, ***** up and brings her the panties of a prostitute he slept with in Egypt.

The Maias - A book about a guy who ***** his sister without knowing, moves to Paris, ***** her again under a different name without knowing, comes back, discovers what he's done and suicides.

Frei Luis Sousa - A book about a man returning from war to find his wife married his brother so he poses as a friar to destroy the family from within in revenge.
User avatar #27 - tonicwater ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
I went to high school in America and never had to read it. Never even got it assigned.
User avatar #55 to #27 - justsomechickyo (04/23/2013) [-]
Me neither!
#10 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I read it, I hated it. Still do, I'm sorry.
#16 to #10 - TurtleOnItsBack (04/23/2013) [-]
Finally. Somebody else agrees. I just don't find a book about rich people bitching to be deep and artsy.
User avatar #92 to #16 - thedarkhavok (04/23/2013) [-]
It's not a 'book about rich people bitching'. Not to sound like a cunt, but what gives the book depth is the underlying social commentary. It's not contemporarily relevant, to an extent, but the intricacy of Fitzgerald's symbolism and language is what makes it one of the best books of its century.
#227 to #92 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
you sound like ted mosby lol
#139 - lolmonade (04/23/2013) [-]
Is all funnyjunk americans? like wtf, i feel so out of place.
#141 to #139 - pensivepangolin (04/23/2013) [-]
48.29%, actually.
User avatar #143 to #141 - lolmonade (04/23/2013) [-]
I checked the picture again, damn why you people so accurate?
and by "you people" i mean white people
#153 to #139 - alstorp (04/23/2013) [-]
Where are you from then?
User avatar #154 to #153 - lolmonade (04/23/2013) [-]
From the land that worships U.S.A
User avatar #164 to #154 - alstorp (04/23/2013) [-]
Israel?
User avatar #178 to #164 - lolmonade (04/23/2013) [-]
Yes
#163 to #154 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I didn't know there was one. Another country in the America's?
#118 - pulluspardus (04/23/2013) [-]
Everyone sounding classy because they read awesome books in highschool while the only thing they taught us in the "Arabic Language" is some extreme islamist propaganda and anthems and poetry about praising our leaders / flags and countries.

and when I got out of highschool, I felt like the dumbest person in the world.
#207 to #118 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
But clearly you have the internet at your disposal, the world is at your feet my friend!
User avatar #121 to #118 - delphine (04/23/2013) [-]
I'd be interested in hearing what the education system is like in Kuwait (sorry creeped on your profile I wanted to know what country you were talking about). I'm interviewing to teach at several schools overseas and two of them are in Kuwait.
User avatar #136 to #121 - pulluspardus (04/23/2013) [-]
it has changed dramatically over the years, but still kind of the same,

in highschool here, the books you get are government issued, you don't go to a library and buy books, they hand these books to you, while the math and science textbooks are alright and easy to understand, as they teach you the basics and explain them and summarize them, the problem is with the History and Arabic language books, also the "Islam Religion" book.

The history book is full of propaganda and obvious bias toward arabian nations (for example calling Palestine a country , while Israel a "Zionist Entity", my book has went all the way of deleting the word "israel" and replacing it with just that, plus the fact that they view ALL arabs countries as "Equal" while in reality everyone wants to slit everyone's throat, and that the western people are bad and full of bad leaders.

on the arabic language side, we never read any book at all we only read quran and national anthems/ poetry about how great our leader / country is, some of them are written by Ahmed Shawqi an Egyptian author who gets a boner every time his country was mentioned and writes nothing other than praising it or praising islam (he is a good poet thoug) , we don't anything other than that style of authors who praise their countries and their muslim faith, there are a lot of arabian authors who fall outside of this circle but are mostly ignored since about everything is heavily censored and/or not praising the country so its not "education material".

and the islam religon class makes us read and forces us to memorize the quran word by word or we would fail class and do the whole year again, even if that person isn't actually a muslim.
User avatar #142 to #136 - delphine (04/23/2013) [-]
That sounds really sad and depressing :( At least you realize the problems with the system.

It's not the only country with biases: in Japan they completely wash over much of WWII history. And here in the US we treat the founding fathers like perfect saints in the school system when, really, they were pretty much just looking out for themselves and most of them were dirty old men.
User avatar #162 to #142 - pulluspardus (04/23/2013) [-]
History altered is common I'll admit, I've read some of the stuff people in the US read, and its the same propaganda ******** , with their patriotic wars and all that when in reality most of the wars were just for greed.

but the thing that bugs me the most is how they force it on you, and tricks you into "Educating yourself" by feeding you false info and making you more stupid so you can be easily handled like brainless sheep.

I feel sad of the people in north Korea, at least I am using the internet and voicing my opinion here for example, sure a lot of sites are blocked, but everyone who uses the internet can easily go through this censorship, I can also voice my opinion in court as well, but it will not change anything, as it is based on islamic laws, so they just tell you if you don't like this country you are free to get the **** out, AT LEAST i have that option unlike people who live there, you always have to look at people who have it worse complaining...
User avatar #240 to #162 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (04/23/2013) [-]
Can't say we have anything like that in Finland, basicly all the history books tell it literally how the events went (from a neutral POW)

Except Winter war, Continuation war and our collaboration with the Nazis.
where in our history books say that we were warring against the same nation (USSR)
BUT we weren't allies.

I mean god damn, our History books even say that we were brown nosing USSR from 1945 to 1990.
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