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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - betesta
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(04/22/2013) [-]
The actual first line is: In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
User avatar #134 to #3 - milomcrobbie
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I think they guy was just trying to catch him out here...
User avatar #14 to #3 - emeraldslam
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(04/23/2013) [-]
But he didn't know that

Y'know

Cause he didn't read the book
#246 to #14 - anon id: 7c75c237
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(04/23/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#247 to #246 - emeraldslam
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User avatar #5 - Furubatsu
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Never read that book, we got Of mice and man & MacBeth
#38 to #5 - anon id: 9dfb9499
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(04/23/2013) [-]
bitch I got to read all three.

Damn it feels good to be Superior.
#109 to #5 - anon id: b3f5756e
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Ah man, I got Of mice and man & Romeo and Juliet.
User avatar #137 to #5 - anonymoose
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Same.
User avatar #166 to #5 - burnswhenipee
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Us too, we also had Animal Farm...
User avatar #106 to #5 - vuican
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(04/23/2013) [-]
OM&M is a good book
#18 to #5 - UnforgivenSins
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(04/23/2013) [-]
In a nutshell it was about this filthy rich dude hosting huge parties like every night or something like that just to get this girl's attention who was living across the lake from him so they could meet again and talk.
User avatar #33 to #5 - newsmyrna
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(04/23/2013) [-]
All you had to read was of Mice and Men and MacBeth. I had to read those two Lord of the Flies, A Tale of Two Cities, The Jungle, Black Like Me, The Great Gatsby, The Hobbit, Catcher in the Rye, the Chosen, and a few others I can't think of off the top of my head. My favorites were the Chosen and of Mice and Men
#188 to #33 - coolcalx
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(04/23/2013) [-]
you mean you had the PRIVILEGE of reading Lord of the Flies, The Great Gatsby, and The Hobbit.

those are some of my favorite books
User avatar #11 to #5 - abstract
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(04/23/2013) [-]
When I read your comment I put too much emphasis on the "of" and I had to think for a moment.
User avatar #108 to #11 - Furubatsu
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Sorry, it was a title so a part of my brain said "capitalise it bitch!"
User avatar #26 to #5 - coolcalx
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I read MacBeth on my own. I thought it was pretty good.

I was, at the same time, reading Hamlet for class, and accidentally mixed the two up when I had to write an essay. My teacher didn't notice.

you'd think he'd notice something wrong about me talking about Hamlet wanting to be king.
#8 - shrapnelleader
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter if we read it in high school?   
   
Introducing me to The Great Gatsby was one of the best things I got out of that time in my life.
Doesn't matter if we read it in high school?

Introducing me to The Great Gatsby was one of the best things I got out of that time in my life.
#37 to #8 - MAHEREX
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(04/23/2013) [-]
that movie is automatically going to be good because of this handsome sonuvabitch
that movie is automatically going to be good because of this handsome sonuvabitch
#40 to #37 - shrapnelleader
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Indeed!
#45 to #40 - fordun
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Wait there making a Great Gatsby movie with Leonardo DiCaprio in it? I'm sold.
#66 to #45 - anon id: 1585a5c5
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(04/23/2013) [-]
its finished and about to come out
#146 to #8 - ninjapleazze
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(04/23/2013) [-]
maybe he will actually win an oscar
#17 - sirbrentcoe
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(04/23/2013) [-]
he DIDNT READ IT?!?!
he DIDNT READ IT?!?!
#74 - theonewhoderps
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I can't remember A SINGLE book
#13 - inflatablewalrus
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(04/23/2013) [-]
glorious Meyer Wolfsheim master race
#139 - lolmonade
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Is all funnyjunk americans? like wtf, i feel so out of place.
#141 to #139 - pensivepangolin
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(04/23/2013) [-]
48.29%, actually.
User avatar #143 to #141 - lolmonade
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I checked the picture again, damn why you people so accurate?
and by "you people" i mean white people
#153 to #139 - alstorp
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Where are you from then?
User avatar #154 to #153 - lolmonade
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(04/23/2013) [-]
From the land that worships U.S.A
User avatar #164 to #154 - alstorp
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Israel?
User avatar #178 to #164 - lolmonade
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Yes
#163 to #154 - anon id: 6b4b7fda
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I didn't know there was one. Another country in the America's?
#100 - darkdragonswrath
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Just realized that every book I read in High had a said ending.   
To Kill A Mockingbird   
1984   
Brave New World   
The Great Gatsby   
Stepford Wives   
Virgin Suicides
Just realized that every book I read in High had a said ending.
To Kill A Mockingbird
1984
Brave New World
The Great Gatsby
Stepford Wives
Virgin Suicides
#169 to #100 - anon id: 5ca4287f
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Don't forget THE ******* JUNGLE
Also, A Seperate Peace
#193 to #100 - anon id: f23c2077
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(04/23/2013) [-]
What is a said ending?
#245 to #100 - anon id: 29ab254b
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Ditto. Everything is always about death.
Flowers for Algernon.
Night.
Macbeth.
Romeo and Juliet.
To Kill A Mockingbird
Lord of the flies
Jesus, the list goes on...
User avatar #152 to #100 - sweetmike
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(04/23/2013) [-]
did you expect virgin suicides to have a happy ending?
User avatar #155 to #152 - darkdragonswrath
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(04/23/2013) [-]
If they were bitches, then yes.
User avatar #122 to #100 - delphine
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Of Mice and Men
Macbeth
The Crucible
Night
The Things they Carried

...You are right!!! O_o

User avatar #128 to #122 - markertemp
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(04/23/2013) [-]
****... you just reminded me that my class never read Night. I wanted to so badly, but we never got to it.
#265 to #128 - anon id: 4f7a0444
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Its a very informative and deep emotional book. Great read. Quick one too. If you have the tiem
User avatar #56 - swayze
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(04/23/2013) [-]
My school read Fahrenheit 451, which I enjoyed reading more than The Hobbit.
User avatar #64 to #56 - syrenthra
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(04/23/2013) [-]
it was probably because of my teacher but that was one of the worst books I read, loved the hobbit
#120 to #64 - anon id: e665a97e
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(04/23/2013) [-]
just your teacher. try reading it again. F451 might be my favorite book of all time. first read it in 7th or 8th grade for school, read it many times since
User avatar #205 to #56 - electrosaur
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(04/23/2013) [-]
We read that book in middle school, but recently I re-read it because I thought it would be a good topic for the ap exam essay.
Its ******* brilliant and I don't know why i hated it so much in middle school.
I recommend reading The Chocolate War.
Its another one of my favorites.
#133 - Naimzorz
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(04/23/2013) [-]
>Receive Great Gatsby book   
>**** that ****   
>Sparknotes my way through the entire section   
>Fail final test   
>****
>Receive Great Gatsby book
>**** that ****
>Sparknotes my way through the entire section
>Fail final test
>****
#171 to #133 - anon id: 1a4a1c4b
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(04/23/2013) [-]
source?