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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - sunwhale
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I'm going to turn my family into gems, put them in diamonds, and then, when I get a boyfriend, I will let him "meet" my family.
#86 to #3 - anon id: 8d3d2799
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You're not planning on getting a boyfriend until a bunch of your family's dead?
#145 to #86 - sunwhale
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It's going to be hard for me to get a boyfriend. I'm considered fat, short, and odd.
#119 to #3 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account**
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pic related.
User avatar #59 to #3 - Bion
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Almost as creepy as the woman who wants to show her child a room full of her unborn fetuses.
User avatar #5 to #3 - yellowcardraiden
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Your family jewels.
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#8 to #6 - sladee
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#45 to #9 - endface
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User avatar #49 to #45 - guywithastick
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"I Shiva you did there" ?
#15 - swaggrrr
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User avatar #28 to #15 - jalthelas
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Or nobody will ever find the casket because technology will have become so advanced that humans have built massive space ships to travel the galaxy and find new planets to inhabit.
User avatar #16 to #15 - spiderfan
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Or, you know, said archaeologist will **** all over his/her pants.
User avatar #21 to #16 - potatot
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Or a graverobber.
User avatar #22 to #21 - spiderfan
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True.
#30 - theawesomeyoghurt
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When I die I'd like my remains jettisoned into space in the hopes that one day, millions of years from now, my corpse will crash land on an alien planet, causing a mild amount of confusion to the inhabitants.
#57 to #30 - bigassballs
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What if when your remains land upon an alien planet, they resurrect you with their "alien technology". You'd live forever man.
User avatar #123 to #57 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account**
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and get probed. a lot.
User avatar #33 to #30 - TheHutchie
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The universe is infinite. Space has no friction. Therefore, your corpse will travel perpetually, and because the universe is infinite, there is a 100% chance that the corpse will collide with something.

So you may not land on a planet, but you'll definitely hit something. Eventually.
#34 to #33 - theawesomeyoghurt
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That's why I said in the hopes it'd hit a planet, it might not, It might carry on until the universe decides it's had enough and collapses in on itself. I just like the very slim possibility that it'll land on a planet that has life, just so they can be all "What the ****," when a dead guy lands on their planet. Hell, it could even be a planet humans have colonised in the future (assuming we get that far) that'd be downright hilarious.

(this is the HUUDF, just because it's fantastic)
#58 to #34 - itsbendingtime
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Or maybe some bacteria that were on or in your body and went into hibernation during the long space flight would wake up on the new planet and you would seed life on another world.
User avatar #54 to #34 - rieskimo
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By your words that would be even more hilarious. That would mean a bunch of interstellar space colonists would pass your dead body, set up camp, establish society, become a whole new world and then boom your dead body flops out of the sky. What the hell would they think then?
#102 to #33 - twentyten
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Not wanting to be that bastard, but space is not infinite and there is some friction in space.
User avatar #35 to #33 - kayzl
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ridiculous if matter was infinite the night sky would be infinitely bright
also apparently space might curve in on itself, like how if you keep walking on a straight line on earth you'll reach the same spot but with 3 dimensions this is a vague analogy
User avatar #42 to #35 - eddymolly
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No it wouldn't, light has a finite speed, so only light that was sent towards us long enough ago would reach us, and then stars die and the light stops, so you only have finite amounts of light reaching earth.

Plus, light is adsorbed and reflected in space, so some light isn't visible by the time it reaches earth.

Stop being stupid
User avatar #143 to #42 - kayzl
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It boils down to the number of stars on average in an area of the universe stupid
User avatar #144 to #143 - eddymolly
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Really, so how do you explain Hubble deep fields? Completely empty parts of sky that contain thousands of galaxies, each with millions of stars, yet none of them visible to most telescopes.

If you have a long enough exposure to any part of the sky at all, you will see stars, just most of them are ridiculously faint.

But what do my university Physics lecturers know compared to your google search?
User avatar #36 to #35 - TheHutchie
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The book "Parallel Worlds" by Michio Kaku gives multiple hypotheses and theories to explain exactly what you just said was incorrect with my comment.

Furthermore, nobody really knows, so this is a pointless exercise.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kayzl
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could you summarize it no one got time to an entire book to reply to a comment
User avatar #38 to #37 - TheHutchie
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Well one of them was that the universe is infinite, but stars only habitate on a "sheet" of sorts. This sheet curves rather than sitting flat, so that the sky does not appear as one bright light.

That was one of many.

Furthermore, nobody really knows, so this is a pointless exercise.
User avatar #39 to #38 - kayzl
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wouldn't a curved sheet still have the same effect
hey so is everything
User avatar #40 to #39 - TheHutchie
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That depends on our own location within the sheet.
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#14 - xxbutthurtxx
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Did anyone say gems?
#23 to #14 - bentense
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That response was truly outrageous.
User avatar #56 to #23 - hokeymon
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truley truley outrageous.
#32 - yunomew
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his heir will be ready for when humanity falls back to the dark ages
User avatar #77 to #32 - lordgeneral
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Sauce
User avatar #90 to #32 - zorororonoa
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I like how Flame Princess is in the back all like, "**** you Bubblegum! That was supposed to be my cock!"
User avatar #43 to #32 - TheBigGummyBear
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what the **** is this
#41 to #32 - blackbolta
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I think one of his fingers is broken...
User avatar #60 to #32 - kenwordo
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i see that princes bubblegum is in the right place
#78 to #60 - standingbehindyou
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Comment Picture
#51 to #32 - darkdragonswrath
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I'm off to slay the Ice KIng.
I'm off to slay the Ice KIng.
#89 - tobistrigoivii
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A gem made out of people?? You monster.
#100 to #89 - makotoitou
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#108 to #89 - ylubz
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I know right.
I know right.
#115 to #89 - feelythefeel
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#134 to #89 - thempc
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This image has expired
#96 to #89 - haunterbrony
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#116 to #89 - feelythefeel
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Wait 'till you see that dog made out of people. Oh wait...
#98 to #89 - huntergriff
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User avatar #50 - lightninghedgehog
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when i die, i want my spirit locked away in a mystical artifact, to be opened by a boy who is destined to save the world in 5000 years time.
User avatar #111 to #50 - millex
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Id like mine in a pokeball. So that way when somone from the future appears they can unleash my spirit in a battle. Id be like a Haunter or that pokemon who's actually a human spirit...
#97 to #50 - eyemeralds
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I want mine in a board game so I can hang around a little boy all day
and play with him

He may be inexperienced, butt I'll show him the way
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User avatar #114 to #112 - eyemeralds
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Yeah, where every single ******* person plays Go. Like there's no other game except Shogi and that's only for slack offs
I still enjoy it and its more about real challenges and less fantastical ones where the only super natural thing is a ghost that knows really good moves.
If Yu-Gi-Oh was the same, it'd be pretty less intense.
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User avatar #118 to #117 - eyemeralds
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Luck?
There's no ******* Luck
Mother ******, you defend it with the HEART of the ******* cards, you hear me?
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User avatar #124 to #122 - eyemeralds
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did some of the manga focus on different games before settling on the Duel Monsters game?
I would love a Yu Gi Oh series about turning ordinary board games into full fledged battles with new layers of rules..
Like Xiaolin Showdown Meets Hoyle Board Games
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#129 to #126 - eyemeralds
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I wonder how a Pokemon TCG special would fair?
With special guest!
IMAKUNI-SAN!
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User avatar #131 to #130 - eyemeralds
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Pokemon's pretty easy. The goal is to get all 6 prize cards.
there's just a draw phase, plan phase, then attack phase.
Unlike Yu Gi Oh, you normally have only one Pokemon to attack but up to five can be put on the bench. No face downs or anything. Evolution can take place on a card after one turn and only one energy card per turn.

Not as exciting as Yu Gi Oh, but still pretty fun (I even got the TCG Gameboy game! That game is loads of fun!)
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User avatar #133 to #132 - eyemeralds
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I only played the first generation of cards before stopping. TCG is just the Fossil, Base, and Forest set, I think.
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#61 to #55 - lightninghedgehog
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User avatar #62 to #55 - markertemp
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Because it is.....
User avatar #53 - Shenanigins
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I WANT MY ASHES EMBEDDED INTO MY CHILDREN'S SKIN
User avatar #71 - weenieandthebutt
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I think I'm going to smoke the ashes of dead people instead to see how blitzed I get.
User avatar #87 to #71 - toughactintinactin
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Use it as chocolate milk powder
User avatar #73 to #71 - gibroner
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good luck lighting something that's already been burnt to ash
#75 to #73 - weenieandthebutt
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I did not think this through.....
I did not think this through.....
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User avatar #85 to #75 - schneidend
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Use their ashes as fertilizer for some MJ.
User avatar #76 to #75 - gibroner
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that is apparent
User avatar #135 to #75 - thempc
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awesome username