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Ashes

helm:
when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and
pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem, i then want that
gem forged into a swords hilt " my heir can avenge me because not
dying unless killed i can assure you
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Submitted: 04/22/2013
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#3 - sunwhale (04/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm going to turn my family into gems, put them in diamonds, and then, when I get a boyfriend, I will let him "meet" my family.
User avatar #5 to #3 - yellowcardraiden (04/23/2013) [-]
Your family jewels.
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#6 - bangala has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
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#15 - swaggrrr (04/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#30 - theawesomeyoghurt (04/23/2013) [+] (17 replies)
When I die I'd like my remains jettisoned into space in the hopes that one day, millions of years from now, my corpse will crash land on an alien planet, causing a mild amount of confusion to the inhabitants.
#14 - xxbutthurtxx (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Did anyone say gems?
#32 - yunomew (04/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
his heir will be ready for when humanity falls back to the dark ages
#89 - tobistrigoivii (04/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
A gem made out of people?? You monster.
User avatar #50 - lightninghedgehog (04/23/2013) [+] (17 replies)
when i die, i want my spirit locked away in a mystical artifact, to be opened by a boy who is destined to save the world in 5000 years time.
User avatar #53 - Shenanigins (04/23/2013) [-]
I WANT MY ASHES EMBEDDED INTO MY CHILDREN'S SKIN
User avatar #71 - weenieandthebutt (04/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I think I'm going to smoke the ashes of dead people instead to see how blitzed I get.
#75 to #73 - weenieandthebutt (04/23/2013) [-]
I did not think this through.....
I did not think this through.....
User avatar #4 - aconfuseddonut (04/22/2013) [-]
I want mine mixed into the gunpowder that's put into fireworks so I can go out with a bang.
#48 - wolfdogone (04/23/2013) [-]
Pyre for me. I'm gonna build a giant dragon ship, fill it with all my treasures (XBOX, laptop, i-Pod, porn stash, whatnot), and have my friends push me out to sea (a.k.a Lake Michigan since I live in Chicago). It'll be my heir's job to loose the arrow that sets me aflame.

Of course, it'll be a major environmental disaster and probably really illegal but who cares, I'll be dead by then.
#7 - tikledpikle (04/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #2 - lolerbot (04/22/2013) [-]
I want my ashes used as the carbon process in making steel, then make the steel into a sword.
#46 - thatoneidiot (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #1 - sirfisticuffs (04/22/2013) [-]
That's pretty brutal.
#113 - leotjynx (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I die I'm not having a funeral, at least not a typical one.    
   
It's going to be a 						*******					 party. I'm going to rent out the biggest 						******					 place I can, pack it wall to wall with glowing 						****					 and speakers, cram as many people in there as possible, and throw the biggest rave in history.   
   
Furthermore there will be a dresscode: Men wear dresses, women wear suits, in addition to the color black being prohibited.   
   
Then towards the end of the night theyre gonna open the casket and they're going to crowdsurf my body.
When I die I'm not having a funeral, at least not a typical one.

It's going to be a ******* party. I'm going to rent out the biggest ****** place I can, pack it wall to wall with glowing **** and speakers, cram as many people in there as possible, and throw the biggest rave in history.

Furthermore there will be a dresscode: Men wear dresses, women wear suits, in addition to the color black being prohibited.

Then towards the end of the night theyre gonna open the casket and they're going to crowdsurf my body.
User avatar #18 - SlowpokeForever (04/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
No mere sword will do for my ascended gem form. No. I shall also have it that a claymore is forged from the highest quality iron from the stars (meteorites), and that a skull be used (either mine or my enemy's) as the section between handle and blade. The blade shall then be engraved in with the blood of my enemies to read "Nex ut totus quisnam obviam ire mihi" (death to all who appose me, in Latin)
User avatar #13 - oceanmist ONLINE (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My dream is also to someday be important enough that people try to kill me.
User avatar #10 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (04/23/2013) [-]
Make sure it's in your Will that firecrackers go in your pockets before they put you in the oven....
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