Pokemon. oh how things have changed. Pokemon Now Alright. New I just have to EV Train my tank in my special sweeper by beating machops to raise the special EV l Pokemon oh how things have changed Now Alright New I just to EV Train my tank in special sweeper by beating machops raise the l
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Pokemon. oh how things have changed. Pokemon Now Alright. New I just have to EV Train my tank in my special sweeper by beating machops to raise the special EV l

oh how things have changed

Pokemon Now
Alright. New I just have to EV Train
my tank in my special sweeper by
beating machops to raise the
special EV level to 125. New if I can
just breed this pokemon 700 times
until I get the Pedo nature, which
raises its special up by E
points. After' that I sho as gas get a
choice scarf and same leftovers but
I have to raise its hp to a multiple
of it since leftovers raises the
health by MT...
MIA EARTHQUAKE ALL
...
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#8 - bcsaint
Reply +40
(04/22/2013) [-]
is that a penis
#9 to #8 - marriland [OP]
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
Maybe >.> <.<
#42 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(04/23/2013) [-]
No, its a new pokemon. Penismon. It's special attack is squirt and if you use "charm" on it, well... things get messy.
#43 to #42 - Nanico ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/23/2013) [-]
Mon is digimon silly anon.
#10 to #8 - thefurie
Reply +116
(04/22/2013) [-]
Nope Magneton. I was a wiz at Who's that pokemon.
#41 to #10 - thewebspinner
Reply +4
(04/23/2013) [-]
I think you'll find that both of you are wrong...
#19 to #10 - alcoholicsemen
Reply +1
(04/22/2013) [-]
the hint is the pokemon is always seen before question is asked
#51 to #19 - kabuthefox
Reply +1
(04/23/2013) [-]
theres actually been a few times where the pokemon wasnt in the episode at all in the old show
#134 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(04/23/2013) [-]
wait magneton has earthquake? i never knew that
#103 to #10 - teakill
Reply 0
(04/23/2013) [-]
or soodowoodo
#1 - frostyfire
Reply +37
(04/22/2013) [-]
I still do this, I'm not a clever man.
#2 to #1 - werb
Reply -13
(04/22/2013) [-]
You're a brony, of course you aren't clever.
#17 to #2 - enkmaster ONLINE
Reply +7
(04/22/2013) [-]
"hurr da hurr bronies r gay"

Nobody cares anymore.
#11 to #2 - kolimm **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
well i liked it
#5 to #2 - mypielovingfriend
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
#4 to #2 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
Reply -1
(04/22/2013) [-]
I like you

No homo
#7 to #1 - orton **User deleted account**
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#61 - obeythebiscuits
Reply +34
(04/23/2013) [-]
mfw been playin pokemon for years and dont know what any of that means
mfw been playin pokemon for years and dont know what any of that means
#94 to #61 - garaichu
Reply +3
(04/23/2013) [-]
It's not like it matters unless you play competitively.
By all means bro, keep the childlike innocence (HAH!) and keep having fun with your favorite mons. The way it should be, honestly.
#15 - yuihirasawa **User deleted account**
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#38 to #15 - Katzie
Reply 0
(04/23/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* christ don't mention IVs I've spent so long trying to pretend they don't exist do I don't have to work on them.
#33 to #15 - lupislord
Reply +1
(04/23/2013) [-]
This is so messed up

Sunkerns don't even have limbs
stupid EV
#20 to #15 - kanatana
Reply +3
(04/22/2013) [-]
This was very informative. Thank you. But Ima still earthquake a ************.
#18 - tommyz
Reply +23
(04/22/2013) [-]
I still do this when I play through the games
#23 to #18 - gyrodouchcopter
Reply +2
(04/23/2013) [-]
This might come in handy later.
#58 - auesis
Reply +11
(04/23/2013) [-]
I still do that. I catch the ones that look cool, give them all the high-power moves and just spam them with no concern for stats, defensive moves or items.
#64 to #58 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(04/23/2013) [-]
>Using only offensive moves
Get wreck'd
Seriously though, something like sand-attack can give you a huge advantage
#69 to #64 - luthervonappledorf
Reply +5
(04/23/2013) [-]
All the sand attacks in the world won't help you when you have a Level 100 Blastoise knows Surf, Hydro Pump, Earthquake and Blizzard.
#101 to #69 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(04/23/2013) [-]
Actually, if you have a pokémon with high evasive stats and it's using sand attacks your blastoise's chances of hitting are slim
#96 to #69 - garaichu
Reply -1
(04/23/2013) [-]
Never say never.
A friend of mine ended up beating Giovanni with a lvl 16 Pidgey with barely anything but Sand Attack.
Miss miss miss miss etc.
#70 to #58 - burgermeatt
Reply 0
(04/23/2013) [-]
Amen brother.
#90 to #58 - supamonkey
Reply 0
(04/23/2013) [-]
4 attacking moves got me through every pokemon game i played

ok maybe I used toxic a couple times...
#59 to #58 - defensive
Reply +1
(04/23/2013) [-]
HEY! I have moves.
#57 - fauxshores
Reply +10
(04/23/2013) [-]
1. You do not EV train a tank in your &quot;Special Sweeper&quot;   
2. Beating 73 machops would not raise your Special EV to 125, it would raise your ATT EV to 146.   
3. You can breed a pokemon 25 times to get on average every nature, but IV training is still important   
4. No nature raises SpA Att by 2 unless your Pokemon is like lvl 25 with **** IVs, expect at least 12 pts out of that ****.   
5. You cannot hold choice scarf AND leftovers, Choice scarf doubles speed, leftovers recovers health.   
6. You dont need to get HP to a multiple of 4 because Leftovers raises Hp by 1/7. It heals 1/16th per turn and you woulnt get a select number of EVs for this because your IVs will determine health and make you lose good EVs on like DEF or SpA or some ****. The extra 1 pt of HP isnt worth it.   
   
7. Earthquaking all you *********** is a viable strategy on a pokemon that has been Baton passed double swords dance.   
   
I'll just leave now.
1. You do not EV train a tank in your "Special Sweeper"
2. Beating 73 machops would not raise your Special EV to 125, it would raise your ATT EV to 146.
3. You can breed a pokemon 25 times to get on average every nature, but IV training is still important
4. No nature raises SpA Att by 2 unless your Pokemon is like lvl 25 with **** IVs, expect at least 12 pts out of that ****.
5. You cannot hold choice scarf AND leftovers, Choice scarf doubles speed, leftovers recovers health.
6. You dont need to get HP to a multiple of 4 because Leftovers raises Hp by 1/7. It heals 1/16th per turn and you woulnt get a select number of EVs for this because your IVs will determine health and make you lose good EVs on like DEF or SpA or some ****. The extra 1 pt of HP isnt worth it.

7. Earthquaking all you *********** is a viable strategy on a pokemon that has been Baton passed double swords dance.

I'll just leave now.
#78 to #57 - chaossniper
Reply +3
(04/23/2013) [-]
teach me master
#62 to #57 - streetsmartpanda
Reply +4
(04/23/2013) [-]
Choice scarf raises Speed by 1 stage, which is 1.5x...
Choice scarf raises Speed by 1 stage, which is 1.5x...
#67 to #62 - fauxshores
Reply +2
(04/23/2013) [-]
i'm sorry I have failed you
#87 to #57 - magmaseraph
Reply +4
(04/23/2013) [-]
You cannot train IVs. You can train EVs and breed for good IVs.
Otherwise: Good Job.
#135 to #87 - fauxshores
Reply 0
(04/23/2013) [-]
Thats what I said, your IVs (Base stats) will determine health because they scale with level and would modify your health to the point you would have to rework the way your EVs are allocated so that they would reach a certain number, which isnt worth it.
#137 to #135 - magmaseraph
Reply 0
(04/24/2013) [-]
Ah. I must have misunderstood what you meant by IV training, then.
#12 - anon
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
If you still play pokemon I have bad news for you.
#16 to #12 - enkmaster ONLINE
Reply +9
(04/22/2013) [-]
"I wish I was cool enough to get pokemon as a kid"

Thats it, right?
#91 - laxian
Reply +8
(04/23/2013) [-]
this is still all i do
#92 to #91 - angelusprimus
Reply 0
(04/23/2013) [-]
Me too.
#102 to #91 - manofparody
Reply 0
(04/23/2013) [-]
Same. I did it in my old computer repair classes when I was studying for the A+, and mother ******* super-nerds were getting on me because of **** I never heard of. They got on me for giving one of my pokemon Cut and replacing some move I never used and they were aghast by it. **** was so annoying.
#28 - tomowrath
Reply +8
(04/23/2013) [-]
Is that a dick on his gameboy screen?
#30 to #28 - flixoe
Reply 0
(04/23/2013) [-]
It might have been a dugtrio...
#31 to #30 - agentdennis
Reply +1
(04/23/2013) [-]
thatsapenis.gif