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#3 - tairan
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait. Theres a 7 year old here?
#1104 to #3 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
It's DJ 4DM1N
#762 to #3 - bastille **User deleted account**
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#463 to #3 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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(04/23/2013) [-]
ive been on fj since I was about 6 or 7. when it was yellow or white.
I discovered it in a library
#1008 to #463 - anonomoz
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(04/23/2013) [-]
could...you explain how did you find FJ on the library? I'm curious
#1234 to #1008 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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(04/23/2013) [-]
looking up yo mama jokes then funny pictures
#724 to #463 - lordbrauner
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(04/23/2013) [-]
**** dude. Me too.

I remember certain videos I'd watch every day, like: "Yo, Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?" and "End of Ze World".

Everyday after junior high, I'd go to the city library and go here. Never got around to making an account until my senior year of high school.
#853 to #724 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
mother ******* poppa smurf.

i lol'd.

goin to watch now. thumb for you sir
#766 to #724 - edgecution
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Do you remember the video with that squirrel that goes "WHEEEE!"?
#769 to #766 - lordbrauner
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(04/23/2013) [-]
"Gonads in the lightning! In the lightning! In the raaaaain. WHEEEEEE."
#429 to #3 - koalasonfire
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I was 8 when I first began coming here, my cousin showed me.
#253 to #3 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I was browsing when this place was yellow ,when there was 20 videos. I was in about 3rd grade so I would of been like 7,8 or 9. It's not to hard to believe
#232 to #3 - hitlerwillrapejew
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(04/22/2013) [-]
i started browsing around here when i was seven, so i'm not surprised. at all.
#211 to #3 - freakyorange
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's phanact.
#1093 to #211 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#768 to #211 - dantastic
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(04/23/2013) [-]
╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong phanact~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════
#188 to #3 - shadowfj
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Well Sunset was 7 when he first visited FJ.
#431 to #188 - errdayimfjing
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I wonder how dark Sunset's name would've been if he had create an account when he first visited FJ
#437 to #431 - shadowfj
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Most of the accounts back then got deleted, and the oldest I have seen on this site is from 2007.
#809 to #437 - fuckingtrolls
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I made an account named john
I don't remember the password for it though
www.funnyjunk.com/user/john
#1218 to #809 - mayormilkman
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(04/23/2013) [-]
This account is slightly older:
www.funnyjunk.com/user/voodookobra
#814 to #809 - phanact
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(04/23/2013) [-]
4,711th registered user
Awesome
#952 to #814 - zelyx
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(04/23/2013) [-]
How in the world did you find that? I wanna know mine hahaha
#1195 to #952 - phanact
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(04/23/2013) [-]
601930
#845 to #814 - motherfuckingkenji
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(04/23/2013) [-]
It doesn't say that on his profile.   
phanact really is DJ 4DM1N!
It doesn't say that on his profile.
phanact really is DJ 4DM1N!
#998 to #845 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Inspect element where it says "message this user".
The profile ID will be there.
#1011 to #998 - motherfuckingkenji
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(04/23/2013) [-]
1,089,036
Strange, I thought there were only about 100,000 people who used this site...
#1207 to #1011 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Many people make lots of accounts.
Each account, even when deleted, is one of those numbers.
#441 to #437 - errdayimfjing
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Was Sunset's account made in 2006?
#446 to #441 - shadowfj
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I think it was 2009 or 2010.
#454 to #446 - errdayimfjing
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I think I remember seeing a 2006 somewhere, but I think it was like one of the original usernames: Funnyjunk. But it didn't have any comments or anything and I can't seem to find it now.
#458 to #456 - errdayimfjing
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(04/23/2013) [-]
yup! I'm suprised you found it. Anyways I wonder how blue it'd be now.
#461 to #458 - shadowfj
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(04/23/2013) [-]
If you are looking for an user, look in the "User rankings".
#468 to #461 - errdayimfjing
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Haha I didn't know that. Thanks! btw... do you know what was up with all the original usernames deleted? like what happened and why?
#470 to #468 - shadowfj
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(04/23/2013) [-]
When the accounts were being modified, there was a data crash and many of the accounts became nonexistent.
#473 to #470 - errdayimfjing
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(04/23/2013) [-]
oh ok gotcha. I thought there was something deeper that happened. Like some sort of secret cult that only original usernames were part of or something. Anyways thanks for the info. I really wish DJ 4DM1N gave us spaces and caps in our usernames though. That'd be pretty cool.
#478 to #473 - shadowfj
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(04/23/2013) [-]
It was like that a couple of years ago but DJ 4DM1N got rid of that.
#483 to #478 - errdayimfjing
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I wonder why? I mean it's not harming anyone right?
#277 to #188 - phanact
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(04/23/2013) [-]
And he still acts it...
#287 to #277 - shadowfj
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(04/23/2013) [-]
But he grew up and left this site.
#295 to #287 - phanact
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(04/23/2013) [-]
No he didn't
He still comes here on his other accounts
#320 to #295 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
You're a faggot who is only saying **** because Sunset can't see this.

Sincerely,
Nayytay
#503 to #320 - phanact
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Fapaccount
That's his account
I don't give a **** if he can't see it nayytay
You're just as much of a faggot as him
#953 to #503 - hatesmlp
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Shut up, Sunset was the best user on FJ, you just suck.
#512 to #503 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
You're lucky I bookmarked this page so I could come back and see you respond 2 hours later :)
Phanact, you know as much as I do that Sunset barely uses that account.
I've talked to him personally, knowing I am befriended with him.
Now, go back to your clopping and writing essays about your pathetic "drug problem" , which may I add is just weed.
You're pathetic phanact.
One more thing, I guess I should just mention to people on how you tried to scam another user. Yeah, I'd post the picture for proof but you know, anon.
Why would you scam another FJ user out of the account Blaze ?
You call me a faggot, but at least I don't strive to be number one commentor on a website that doesn't mean **** in the real world.
So phanact,
tl;dr go to hell.
#514 to #512 - phanact
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(04/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I actually liked him, until he started helping you and your buddies who have been harassing me get information on me

Phone numbers
IRL images
**** like that

so I lost all respect for him

Thanks

but you know, be the butthurt fag you are

I have you blocked and ignored for a reason, you need to leave me alone kiddo
#1232 to #514 - ilovetocuddle ONLINE
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I have no strong feelings one way or the other on you. But I'm sorry you have to deal with guys like Nayytay who think the internet is serious buisness
#1140 to #514 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I love the one textfile where you talk about your dream you had about your dad raping you and you liked it
Also the one where you stick a sharpie in your ******* awful hairy asshole
And I love all the pony porn, really manly <3
#526 to #514 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
You talk **** about a friend, then don't expect me to let it off easy.
Oh by the way, you may have blocked me, but I still have your number.
You have mine too, I know.
But maybe FJ would like yours?
Your decision. Don't talk about my friends, and your personal info is safe with me.
Oh, and letting someone younger than you, 16, harass you is pathetic.
Be more safe with your personal info phanfag.
I'll be watching you, like usual.
I'm every where phanact. By the way, I know you talked about me on your profile.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/phanact/40542#40542
#955 to #526 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Spreading personal information is a dick move (and too easy)
#767 to #526 - ilovehitler
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(04/23/2013) [-]
You're like that little kid who plays call of duty too much and begins to think he's badass.
#733 to #526 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Power trip much?
I don't care if he talked **** about you, your friends, whatever. What you're doing is a low blow, even for the internet, and I pity you for having to stoop low enough to do that. A tip?
If you are going to be on the internet, learn to grow some thick skin. Hell, that applies pretty much everywhere in life. It prevents any and all butthurt.And who the hell cares what someone does online, if they wanna be top commenter? Move on.
P.S. You CAN balance other activities with the internet you know. Balance is key to happiness.
Hope your relationship goes well, and that you can find peace.
With love, rocket bunnies, and voodoo beasties,
Ravix
#528 to #526 - phanact
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(04/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#539 to #528 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
i never helped them get information; adam knew you irl and knew where you lived which is how he got your number and some irl pics too. stop blaming others on your incompetence peachyboy
#545 to #539 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
^that's sunset if you didn't know
#607 to #545 - stormtrooperface
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(04/23/2013) [-]
you guise seem butthurt, also this all seems stalkerish. and if you are 16 then you have the rest of your lives to be butthurt so just let it go. butthurt.
#508 to #503 - phanact
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(04/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#352 to #320 - colegaleener
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(04/23/2013) [-]
sign in and say that like a man
#356 to #352 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I can't.
I have deleted all my accounts. I went content browsing and saw phanfag.

Nayytayfive, nayytay, and ImGod are gone.

#361 to #356 - colegaleener
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(04/23/2013) [-]
why did you delete your account?
#365 to #361 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Many reasons, one pertaining to getting a life and girlfriend.
#367 to #365 - colegaleener
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(04/23/2013) [-]
there's always time for funnyjunk. you're on it right now, bud. im offended that you would say that funnyjunk is the reason you wouldn't have a life or girlfriend.
#373 to #367 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
More like the items game.
Being on a website 24/7 did not help my depression, which I am getting treated for at the moment. All I did was stay home and collect those god awful things.
When I deleted my account I could no longer collect items.
So yes, FJ is a reason to why I had no life nor did I have a girlfriend.
I came back to browse content and I saw phanact. I don't like him, and now he is talking **** to a good friend, sunset.
#375 to #373 - colegaleener
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(04/23/2013) [-]
that's pretty fricken deep man. sorry to hear about it. im glad you could get over your addiction.
#377 to #375 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I'm leaving now.
Any anon that talks to you from this point is not me.
#297 to #295 - shadowfj
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
But he's not that bad.
#131 to #3 - Blackarican
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Let's find him.
#283 to #131 - newborn
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(04/23/2013) [-]
i'd start by asking the 51 year old.
i'd start by asking the 51 year old.
#954 to #283 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
First we have to find the 51 year old. Let's start by asking the 45 year old.
#964 to #954 - Hreidmar
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(04/23/2013) [-]
This 43-year old does not know where the 45 year old or 51-year old are.
#896 to #283 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
found him!
#116 to #3 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I first went on funnyjunk when I was 8. So no, I wouldn't doubt that there's some youngsters around here.
#175 to #116 - notafunnyguy ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
i remember the very first thing i saw on this site was a game where you strip britanny spears.

i was 8, and with my friend in his basement. we felt so bad ass doing it too
#109 to #3 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I started browsing funnyjunk when I was 7
#376 to #109 - lyraateit **User deleted account**
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#4 to #3 - beren [OP]
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Supposedly.. I doubted the authenticity but I can't be sure.