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FJ Demographic - Complete!

FJ Demographic - Complete!. I decided to go ahead and log in for the final product (and allow users to comment!), hopefully no one minds. This is Funnyjunk acco

I decided to go ahead and log in for the final product (and allow users to comment!), hopefully no one minds.
This is Funnyjunk according to its users. Like I said - it is what you make it. It may not be 100% accurate, but it's something!

(Reposting this now instead of at 4am since I'm assuming more people want to see it.)

Links to the first two:
/funny_pictures/4546756/FJ+Demographic/
/funny_pictures/4548439/FJ+Demographic+1+-+Delivered/

Ladies and Gentlemen of Funnyjung:, after many hours of tallying 2, 647
responses I have completed the Funnyjunl: Demography . )
I will apologize ahead of time for any misrepresentation of data. It was a tedious
process and I am pretty tired right reow. Some of it is due to error and some to
ignorance. Some things to take note of:
1. I did nat include some responses due to ambiguity, , etc.
2. If a person was of mixed race, I typically chose to represent the less
common one. Gotta represent, yo.
I would also like to say thank you to everyone who participated, especially those
who provided encouragement and/ or made the process more entertaining.
Finally, before presenting the official data, here are just some trends I noticed
while compiling:
1. 15595 of responders were angry Hack men.
2. "395 of those angry Hack men felt it necessary to tell me just how angry
and Hack they were.
3. 5% of Irish people appear to have a very strong dislike for the UK
a 5% of responders were explicitly apologetic Canadians. Another 5%
were implicitly apologetic.
5. 5. 195 of responders are .
And now the results...
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12 = as
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14 = 102 iall
15 = aas if is I
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19 = we
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33 = 2 Avg. Age of 1832 yea rs
37 = 1
as = 1
SI = 1
Nate: only 5. 3395 of Funnyjunkies are actually
2. Gender
Male = 2062 77. 9 % I
Female = 585
Male
Female
3. Race
3. Asian :33 = 3. 9495
4. Black = 3. 5395
5. Native American :55 = 3. 1495
IO. Australian Aboriginal = 1 = 5. 5495
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4. Nationality
1. USA = 1257 . 3395
3. Canada = 260 :3. 3395
3. UK = 222 . 5395
3. Sweden = 1. 5595
IO. Mexico = 33 = 1. 4595
11. Newzealanders :1. 1595
13. Republic :33 = 1. 5395 (jiri? El” I
15. Russia = " = 5. 3195 Ca Stacia
Mi. Croatia = 17 = 5. 5595 353 yo I
17. Czech Republic = 16 = c. 5195 UK
13. Spain = 15 = 5. 5395 'Irv/
35. France = 14 = 5. 5495
Australia
as. Colombia as = 5. 3595 2. 54 o/ o I
M. Chile :5. 3195
35. South Africa = g = 5. 3195 gridin
31. Argentina's %
33. Costa Rica = 7 %
41. Serbia . 1395
43. Icelander :5. 1595
44. Becuae: 3 :5. 1395
45. Bosnia/ Herzegovina :5. 1395
45. Bulgaria = 3 = 5. 1395
47. China: 3 . 1395
43. Hungary's :5. 1395
55. Iran :5. 1395
51. Liechtenstein :5. 1395
53. Morocco = 3 :5. 1395
53. Pakistani-? :5. 1395
54. Sings pore = 3 = 5. 1395
55. Slovenia: 3 :5. 1395
55. Swine Aland = 3 = 5. 1395
57. Texas's :5. 1395
53. Bangladesh's %
53. Caribbean = 2 %
55. Cuba = 2 = 5. 59995
51. Dominican Republic's %
53. El Salvador = 2 = 5. 59995
63 Georgia = 2 = 5. 59995
M. Greenland's %
59. Jordan = 2 = 5. 59995
53. Latvia = 2 = 5. 59995
53. Lebanon = 2 = 5. 59995
73. Syria = 2 = 5. 59995
M. Transylvania = 2 = 5. 59995
95. Turkey = 2 = 5. 59995
95. Uruguay = 2 = 5. 59995
93. Armenia = 1 = 5. 53395
93. Bahrain = 1 :5. 53395
go Chechnya = 1 = 5. 53395
31. Faroe Islands = 1 = 5. 53395
M. Iraq = 1 = 5. 53395
33 Jamaican- 1 :5. 53395
M. Kazakhstan = 1 = 5. 53395
M. he nya = 1 = 5. 53395
M. Kuwait = 1 = 5. 53395
39. Libya = 1 = 5. 53395
33. Malta = 1 :5. 53395
33. North Home = 1 = 5. 53395
31. Panama: 1: 5. 53395
33. Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia = 1 = 5. 53395
34. South Home = 1 = 5. 53395
35. Sudan = 1 = 5. 53395
35. Trinidad = 1 = 5. 53395
39. Tunisia = 1 = 5. 53395
33. Ukraine = 1 = 5. 53395
99 United Arab Emirates = 1 = 5. 53395
Thanks again to everyone for participating! Hope you enjoyed it!
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#68 - scostil (04/22/2013) [-]
Im sorry, i didn't know Texas was considered a country?
User avatar #682 to #68 - jasonmaki (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you are one of the apologetic Canadians
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#927 to #68 - kaboomz has deleted their comment [-]
#1226 to #68 - duudegladiator ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
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#324 to #68 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I ******* lost it when I read that. ******* Texans
I from Texas so its okay
User avatar #638 to #324 - badsamaritan ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
I think you just English language.
#391 to #68 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
they sure think so
User avatar #372 to #68 - cudlefish (04/23/2013) [-]
Lone star republic OP
User avatar #593 to #68 - sirgawain (04/23/2013) [-]
In Texas, Texas is still the Lone Star Republic as much as it is the United States.
User avatar #811 to #68 - thorrkento (04/23/2013) [-]
Damn right it is! don't question the Motherland!
User avatar #978 to #68 - tylermcall (04/23/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Texas
Some people's family lines still hold on to the rebels.
User avatar #308 to #68 - beren (04/23/2013) [-]
Clearly you've never been to Texas. :-)
User avatar #381 to #68 - acharminbear (04/23/2013) [-]
*acharminbear swells with pride*
User avatar #1113 to #68 - AWAL (04/23/2013) [-]
better start paying attention in history classes, son!
#366 to #68 - wadofwade (04/23/2013) [-]
We have our own state pledge we say after the Pledge of Allegiance. So yeah, sort of...
#433 to #68 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I don't get sarcasm so I'm just gonna say texas is a country by russia :p
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#98 to #68 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Transylvania was on there too
#310 to #68 - fuckinniggers (04/23/2013) [-]
You obviously aren't from Texas. We're like the 'Murica of 'Murica
You obviously aren't from Texas. We're like the 'Murica of 'Murica
#635 to #310 - badsamaritan ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
You should see my texas folder, ill just post this and one more
#636 to #635 - badsamaritan ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Enlarge
#1069 to #636 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
What a terrible terrible flow chart.
User avatar #382 to #310 - acharminbear (04/23/2013) [-]
That is the greatest .gif I have ever seen, sauce? It looks like Army of Two
User avatar #489 to #382 - fuckinniggers (04/23/2013) [-]
I think it is part of a movie that someone edited the army of two guys into. Just a theory though.
#959 to #382 - bluedwarf (04/23/2013) [-]
Please sauce
User avatar #3 - tairan (04/22/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait. Theres a 7 year old here?
User avatar #429 to #3 - koalasonfire (04/23/2013) [-]
I was 8 when I first began coming here, my cousin showed me.
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#762 to #3 - bastille **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1104 to #3 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
It's DJ 4DM1N
User avatar #232 to #3 - hitlerwillrapejew (04/22/2013) [-]
i started browsing around here when i was seven, so i'm not surprised. at all.
#253 to #3 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I was browsing when this place was yellow ,when there was 20 videos. I was in about 3rd grade so I would of been like 7,8 or 9. It's not to hard to believe
User avatar #188 to #3 - shadowfj (04/22/2013) [-]
Well Sunset was 7 when he first visited FJ.
User avatar #277 to #188 - phanact (04/23/2013) [-]
And he still acts it...
User avatar #287 to #277 - shadowfj (04/23/2013) [-]
But he grew up and left this site.
User avatar #295 to #287 - phanact (04/23/2013) [-]
No he didn't
He still comes here on his other accounts
#320 to #295 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
You're a faggot who is only saying **** because Sunset can't see this.

Sincerely,
Nayytay
User avatar #352 to #320 - colegaleener (04/23/2013) [-]
sign in and say that like a man
#356 to #352 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I can't.
I have deleted all my accounts. I went content browsing and saw phanfag.

Nayytayfive, nayytay, and ImGod are gone.

User avatar #361 to #356 - colegaleener (04/23/2013) [-]
why did you delete your account?
#365 to #361 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Many reasons, one pertaining to getting a life and girlfriend.
User avatar #367 to #365 - colegaleener (04/23/2013) [-]
there's always time for funnyjunk. you're on it right now, bud. im offended that you would say that funnyjunk is the reason you wouldn't have a life or girlfriend.
#373 to #367 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
More like the items game.
Being on a website 24/7 did not help my depression, which I am getting treated for at the moment. All I did was stay home and collect those god awful things.
When I deleted my account I could no longer collect items.
So yes, FJ is a reason to why I had no life nor did I have a girlfriend.
I came back to browse content and I saw phanact. I don't like him, and now he is talking **** to a good friend, sunset.
User avatar #375 to #373 - colegaleener (04/23/2013) [-]
that's pretty fricken deep man. sorry to hear about it. im glad you could get over your addiction.
#377 to #375 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm leaving now.
Any anon that talks to you from this point is not me.
User avatar #503 to #320 - phanact (04/23/2013) [-]
Fapaccount
That's his account
I don't give a **** if he can't see it nayytay
You're just as much of a faggot as him
User avatar #953 to #503 - hatesmlp (04/23/2013) [-]
Shut up, Sunset was the best user on FJ, you just suck.
#512 to #503 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
You're lucky I bookmarked this page so I could come back and see you respond 2 hours later :)
Phanact, you know as much as I do that Sunset barely uses that account.
I've talked to him personally, knowing I am befriended with him.
Now, go back to your clopping and writing essays about your pathetic "drug problem" , which may I add is just weed.
You're pathetic phanact.
One more thing, I guess I should just mention to people on how you tried to scam another user. Yeah, I'd post the picture for proof but you know, anon.
Why would you scam another FJ user out of the account Blaze ?
You call me a faggot, but at least I don't strive to be number one commentor on a website that doesn't mean **** in the real world.
So phanact,
tl;dr go to hell.
#514 to #512 - phanact (04/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I actually liked him, until he started helping you and your buddies who have been harassing me get information on me

Phone numbers
IRL images
**** like that

so I lost all respect for him

Thanks

but you know, be the butthurt fag you are

I have you blocked and ignored for a reason, you need to leave me alone kiddo
#526 to #514 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
You talk **** about a friend, then don't expect me to let it off easy.
Oh by the way, you may have blocked me, but I still have your number.
You have mine too, I know.
But maybe FJ would like yours?
Your decision. Don't talk about my friends, and your personal info is safe with me.
Oh, and letting someone younger than you, 16, harass you is pathetic.
Be more safe with your personal info phanfag.
I'll be watching you, like usual.
I'm every where phanact. By the way, I know you talked about me on your profile.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/phanact/40542#40542
User avatar #767 to #526 - ilovehitler (04/23/2013) [-]
You're like that little kid who plays call of duty too much and begins to think he's badass.
#539 to #528 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
i never helped them get information; adam knew you irl and knew where you lived which is how he got your number and some irl pics too. stop blaming others on your incompetence peachyboy
#545 to #539 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
^that's sunset if you didn't know
#607 to #545 - stormtrooperface (04/23/2013) [-]
you guise seem butthurt, also this all seems stalkerish. and if you are 16 then you have the rest of your lives to be butthurt so just let it go. butthurt.
#733 to #526 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Power trip much?
I don't care if he talked **** about you, your friends, whatever. What you're doing is a low blow, even for the internet, and I pity you for having to stoop low enough to do that. A tip?
If you are going to be on the internet, learn to grow some thick skin. Hell, that applies pretty much everywhere in life. It prevents any and all butthurt.And who the hell cares what someone does online, if they wanna be top commenter? Move on.
P.S. You CAN balance other activities with the internet you know. Balance is key to happiness.
Hope your relationship goes well, and that you can find peace.
With love, rocket bunnies, and voodoo beasties,
Ravix
#955 to #526 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Spreading personal information is a dick move (and too easy)
#1140 to #514 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I love the one textfile where you talk about your dream you had about your dad raping you and you liked it
Also the one where you stick a sharpie in your ******* awful hairy asshole
And I love all the pony porn, really manly <3
User avatar #1232 to #514 - ilovetocuddle (04/23/2013) [-]
I have no strong feelings one way or the other on you. But I'm sorry you have to deal with guys like Nayytay who think the internet is serious buisness
User avatar #297 to #295 - shadowfj (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
But he's not that bad.
User avatar #431 to #188 - errdayimfjing (04/23/2013) [-]
I wonder how dark Sunset's name would've been if he had create an account when he first visited FJ
User avatar #437 to #431 - shadowfj (04/23/2013) [-]
Most of the accounts back then got deleted, and the oldest I have seen on this site is from 2007.
User avatar #809 to #437 - fuckingtrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
I made an account named john
I don't remember the password for it though
www.funnyjunk.com/user/john
User avatar #814 to #809 - phanact (04/23/2013) [-]
4,711th registered user
Awesome
#845 to #814 - motherfuckingkenji (04/23/2013) [-]
It doesn't say that on his profile.   
phanact really is DJ 4DM1N!
It doesn't say that on his profile.
phanact really is DJ 4DM1N!
#998 to #845 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Inspect element where it says "message this user".
The profile ID will be there.
User avatar #1011 to #998 - motherfuckingkenji (04/23/2013) [-]
1,089,036
Strange, I thought there were only about 100,000 people who used this site...
#1207 to #1011 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Many people make lots of accounts.
Each account, even when deleted, is one of those numbers.
User avatar #952 to #814 - zelyx (04/23/2013) [-]
How in the world did you find that? I wanna know mine hahaha
User avatar #1195 to #952 - phanact (04/23/2013) [-]
601930
User avatar #1218 to #809 - mayormilkman (04/23/2013) [-]
This account is slightly older:
www.funnyjunk.com/user/voodookobra
User avatar #441 to #437 - errdayimfjing (04/23/2013) [-]
Was Sunset's account made in 2006?
User avatar #446 to #441 - shadowfj (04/23/2013) [-]
I think it was 2009 or 2010.
User avatar #454 to #446 - errdayimfjing (04/23/2013) [-]
I think I remember seeing a 2006 somewhere, but I think it was like one of the original usernames: Funnyjunk. But it didn't have any comments or anything and I can't seem to find it now.
User avatar #458 to #456 - errdayimfjing (04/23/2013) [-]
yup! I'm suprised you found it. Anyways I wonder how blue it'd be now.
User avatar #461 to #458 - shadowfj (04/23/2013) [-]
If you are looking for an user, look in the "User rankings".
User avatar #468 to #461 - errdayimfjing (04/23/2013) [-]
Haha I didn't know that. Thanks! btw... do you know what was up with all the original usernames deleted? like what happened and why?
User avatar #470 to #468 - shadowfj (04/23/2013) [-]
When the accounts were being modified, there was a data crash and many of the accounts became nonexistent.
User avatar #473 to #470 - errdayimfjing (04/23/2013) [-]
oh ok gotcha. I thought there was something deeper that happened. Like some sort of secret cult that only original usernames were part of or something. Anyways thanks for the info. I really wish DJ 4DM1N gave us spaces and caps in our usernames though. That'd be pretty cool.
User avatar #478 to #473 - shadowfj (04/23/2013) [-]
It was like that a couple of years ago but DJ 4DM1N got rid of that.
User avatar #483 to #478 - errdayimfjing (04/23/2013) [-]
I wonder why? I mean it's not harming anyone right?
User avatar #463 to #3 - KINGOFTHESTARS (04/23/2013) [-]
ive been on fj since I was about 6 or 7. when it was yellow or white.
I discovered it in a library
User avatar #724 to #463 - lordbrauner (04/23/2013) [-]
**** dude. Me too.

I remember certain videos I'd watch every day, like: "Yo, Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?" and "End of Ze World".

Everyday after junior high, I'd go to the city library and go here. Never got around to making an account until my senior year of high school.
#853 to #724 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
mother ******* poppa smurf.

i lol'd.

goin to watch now. thumb for you sir
User avatar #766 to #724 - edgecution (04/23/2013) [-]
Do you remember the video with that squirrel that goes "WHEEEE!"?
User avatar #769 to #766 - lordbrauner (04/23/2013) [-]
"Gonads in the lightning! In the lightning! In the raaaaain. WHEEEEEE."
User avatar #1008 to #463 - anonomoz ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
could...you explain how did you find FJ on the library? I'm curious
User avatar #1234 to #1008 - KINGOFTHESTARS (04/23/2013) [-]
looking up yo mama jokes then funny pictures
#116 to #3 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
I first went on funnyjunk when I was 8. So no, I wouldn't doubt that there's some youngsters around here.
#175 to #116 - notafunnyguy (04/22/2013) [-]
i remember the very first thing i saw on this site was a game where you strip britanny spears.

i was 8, and with my friend in his basement. we felt so bad ass doing it too
User avatar #4 to #3 - beren (04/22/2013) [-]
Supposedly.. I doubted the authenticity but I can't be sure.
#131 to #3 - Blackarican (04/22/2013) [-]
Let's find him.
#283 to #131 - newborn (04/23/2013) [-]
i'd start by asking the 51 year old.
i'd start by asking the 51 year old.
#896 to #283 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
found him!
#954 to #283 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
First we have to find the 51 year old. Let's start by asking the 45 year old.
User avatar #964 to #954 - Hreidmar (04/23/2013) [-]
This 43-year old does not know where the 45 year old or 51-year old are.
#109 to #3 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
I started browsing funnyjunk when I was 7
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User avatar #211 to #3 - freakyorange (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's phanact.
#768 to #211 - dantastic (04/23/2013) [-]
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong phanact~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════
#1093 to #211 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#222 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
Only one 7 year old...?



It's like a rare pokemon.
User avatar #525 to #222 - kingrui (04/23/2013) [-]
A shine one
User avatar #278 to #222 - snowshark (04/23/2013) [-]
Better get out your master balls.
#174 - novarip (04/22/2013) [-]
FUNNYJUNK HAS MENTIONED ME
IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE

no hakim not now put the bomb away...
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User avatar #960 to #462 - novarip (04/23/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #1233 to #1200 - hotschurl (04/23/2013) [-]
I think i know that game... It's from some motorboat racing/stunt game i think

inb4 fabulous tale, chap
User avatar #1242 to #1233 - jibb (04/24/2013) [-]
SSX 3.
My all-time favourite game, it's a snowboarding game though
#1081 to #462 - conordalymcr (04/23/2013) [-]
You need some sandpaper for those edges, bro?
#1183 to #462 - jojord (04/23/2013) [-]
You are that special kind of dumb
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User avatar #1177 to #174 - hassanane (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm Iraqi too though...

I think OP left me out. Damn.
#1216 to #174 - kongen (04/23/2013) [-]
Im from iraq too
#1096 to #174 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
KAZAKHSTAN IS HERE FRIENDS
#957 to #174 - funkyspot (04/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Hey dude :)
User avatar #672 to #174 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
How would you describe the general society of Iraq?
#1190 to #174 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (04/23/2013) [-]
Lair! You're from London!
User avatar #1196 to #1190 - novarip (04/23/2013) [-]
I live in London :D I moved here 8 years ago but I was born and raised in iraq
inb4 fresh prince of iraq
#1199 to #1196 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (04/23/2013) [-]
Okay. I believe you.
Okay. I believe you.
#1251 to #1196 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
Lol, typical sand ****** making the UK ******** .
#1211 to #174 - mavericjones (04/23/2013) [-]
That's it. I'm bombing this thread.
User avatar #353 to #174 - lamarisagoodname (04/23/2013) [-]
How is Iraq doing?
User avatar #55 - corso (04/22/2013) [-]
>three males to every female
>females have three holes

Coincidence? I think not.
#556 to #55 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Half-Life 3 confirmed
#1145 to #55 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sharing
User avatar #63 to #55 - mrhaihoang ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
half life 3 confirmed
#661 to #55 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
i feel threatened
User avatar #861 to #55 - ryanmck (04/23/2013) [-]
what about ears and nose? you're not thinking ambitiously enough
User avatar #1217 to #55 - larso (04/23/2013) [-]
3 holes? 3 as in Half Life 3 confirmed.
#217 to #55 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
half-life 3 confirmed
#360 to #55 - minecraftpvper (04/23/2013) [-]
but i have two penises.
User avatar #963 to #55 - doctadoc (04/23/2013) [-]
That's four males to every female. About 2500, 2000 are male, 500 female, 2000/2500 is 4/5 and 500/2500 is 1/5, making it a 4:1 ratio male to female. Basic math bro.
#1221 to #55 - nubbless (04/23/2013) [-]
have this
have this
#1010 to #55 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Half life three confirmed.
User avatar #229 to #55 - toxictangerine (04/22/2013) [-]
>Three males to every female
>Females have three holes
>Half Life 3 confirmed
#1067 to #55 - jackthechip (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't know where you learnt math, but the ratio is 4:1 (male:female).

2000 males to 500 females.
There's four males for every female.

If there was 1000 males to 500 females, there'd be two males for every female.
(or maybe you were joking and I'm overanalysing it)
User avatar #1215 to #1067 - rugmaster (04/23/2013) [-]
Double penetration
User avatar #1202 to #1067 - brenton (04/23/2013) [-]
Ears count too.
#57 to #55 - HarvietheDinkle (04/22/2013) [-]
did you know there's a 4th one
User avatar #60 to #57 - corso (04/22/2013) [-]
I've never seen a fourth one...?
User avatar #62 to #60 - HarvietheDinkle (04/22/2013) [-]
its' only visible if you look at it at the right angle. Like the entrance to Hogwarts.

But you gotta belieeeeve that it's there.


back of the knee
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#205 to #83 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
With that logic there's thousands upon thousands of holes.
#435 to #55 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
>females have three holes
>Half Life 3 confirmed
#418 to #55 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Half-Life 3 confirmed.
User avatar #119 to #55 - yacca (04/22/2013) [-]
half-life 3 confirmed
#862 to #55 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
HL3 Confirmed.
#423 to #55 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
>three males to every female
>females have three holes
>three males
>three holes

Half life three confirmed
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#342 to #55 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Three holes? Half Life 3 confirmed.
#749 to #55 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Just the confirmation of Half-Life 3
User avatar #1222 to #55 - aarkthedragon (04/23/2013) [-]
Half life 3 not in any way confirmed by this completely unrelated post that will in no way affect the creation of a video game.
User avatar #1223 to #1222 - corso (04/23/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#654 to #55 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand they are gone
User avatar #659 to #654 - corso (04/23/2013) [-]
Who?
#1194 to #55 - Bomard (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, Theres also the nose.. and the ears... and.. nvm...
User avatar #280 to #55 - snowshark (04/23/2013) [-]
Dude, there are as many holes in a woman as you want there to be. You just gotta be willing to cut a bitch.
#1 - minichris (04/22/2013) [-]
NORTH KOREA: PROBABLY DJ 4DM1N.
#1024 to #1 - hairibar (04/23/2013) [-]
Actually, it's forbidden to get here at North Korea
#1133 to #1024 - lordketchup (04/23/2013) [-]
well, there's a very selected few people that actually use a PC in North Korea at all yet alone the internet.
well, there's a very selected few people that actually use a PC in North Korea at all yet alone the internet.
#172 - Chizypuff (04/22/2013) [-]
MFW 3 people said their nationality was Texas
User avatar #1231 to #172 - kouzan (04/23/2013) [-]
'Murica is a Nationality. Texas is a big state, what if they think Texas is so big that is comprises the entire United States - thus they become a nation.
User avatar #645 to #172 - combix (04/23/2013) [-]
well...Bohemia and Moravia are actually not countries. It´s part of Czech republik
User avatar #565 to #172 - cabbagemayhem (04/23/2013) [-]
You might think that they're just stupid at first, but remember Texas was a hard state for America to acquire, and they still much value their independence.
#439 to #172 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
OK not sure if you know this, but texas is actually a country off in europe.
User avatar #1185 to #439 - nicoquitemad (04/23/2013) [-]
According to my knowledge as a resident of Europe backed up by Wikipedia, Texas is only a state in America and a town in Australia. No European Texas in this universe!
#1239 to #1185 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Found this guy on tumblr who explains it [url deleted]
User avatar #568 to #439 - Chizypuff (04/23/2013) [-]
proof? I cant seem to find a map or anything confirming/ denying. I believe, just would like some proof
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#794 to #752 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
refer to rule 30 & 31
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User avatar #831 to #752 - rockamekishiko (04/23/2013) [-]
tits or gtfo
#834 to #832 - rockamekishiko (04/23/2013) [-]
nice
nice
User avatar #84 - mrdoombringerfj (04/22/2013) [-]
im 7 and what is this
#830 to #84 - MrMeatStick (04/23/2013) [-]
account created in 2011   
you're not 7 years old
account created in 2011
you're not 7 years old
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#178 - dizzyizzy (04/22/2013) [-]
implying 12 year olds don't lie about their age on the internet.
implying 12 year olds don't lie about their age on the internet.
User avatar #210 to #178 - beren (04/22/2013) [-]
Part of the reason I had it as anonymous-only. Although of course it doesn't stop everybody who just wants to lie regardless.
#105 - demographic (04/22/2013) [-]
You have completed me.
User avatar #106 to #105 - beren (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm honored that you made a username solely in response to my work.
#65 - mrhaihoang ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
who's the 51 years old guy?
who's the 51 years old guy?
User avatar #999 to #65 - drhoffable (04/23/2013) [-]
wtf is that? squidward monkey madness
#1210 to #65 - redorbit (04/23/2013) [-]
once i caught my dad in front of my laptop. so..
once i caught my dad in front of my laptop. so..
#669 to #65 - pedgalad (04/23/2013) [-]
Probably my dad looking for political humor and bitching about the rest of the posts
#233 to #65 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
ever heard of a pedophile?
#968 to #65 - potatos ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Probably the one guy looking for that 7 year old.
#216 - bloodofthedragon (04/22/2013) [-]
Aww yeah my mexican brothers and sisters
#840 to #216 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
woo yeah, tijuana representing here
User avatar #961 to #216 - funkyspot (04/23/2013) [-]
get your ass over here sucymole, you mexican stallion
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#965 to #961 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #967 to #965 - funkyspot (04/23/2013) [-]
Then dream or me
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User avatar #111 - kanatana (04/22/2013) [-]
So, lemme get this straight: Instead of "Angry Black Man" as a title for the anonymous posters, we should be using "Content White Teenager"?
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#59 to #50 - wakazooie (04/22/2013) [-]
yfw sneaky cop
#183 to #50 - samxdaxman (04/22/2013) [-]
Same for the 51 year old guy.
pic unrelated.... I think.
#79 - motherfuckingkenji (04/22/2013) [-]
Just because.
#80 to #79 - motherfuckingkenji (04/22/2013) [-]
Also just because.
User avatar #519 to #80 - kingrui (04/23/2013) [-]
Dude, you should post that on the "Well... I suppose" topic hahahahaha
#476 to #80 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
you made me laugh like a retarded seal
User avatar #9 - nicopwnz (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm the most average funnyjunk user. 18 y/o white male from the USA
User avatar #227 to #9 - mcbee (04/22/2013) [-]
same except canada. And my friends always say im the most average guy they know : I'm a 5'9" white canadian male that plays hockey and I'm gonna be an accountant. Wtf man
User avatar #430 to #227 - ICEDgrunge (04/23/2013) [-]
Pick up the xylophone or something, get interesting
User avatar #444 to #430 - mcbee (04/23/2013) [-]
xylophone all day everyday
#10 to #9 - beren (04/22/2013) [-]
But yeah, there were a lot of em.
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User avatar #2 - sirevivitan (04/22/2013) [-]
Am I the ONLY funnyjunker from Ukraine?
User avatar #1111 to #2 - shinnok ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
le no face
#224 to #2 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Im Ukrainian too! (born there) But I live in Canada :)
User avatar #86 to #2 - maxismahname (04/22/2013) [-]
Hory sheet ***** I'm from Ukraine too. Where are you from? I'm from Lviv
User avatar #1157 to #86 - sirevivitan (04/23/2013) [-]
Zaporizhzhya here
User avatar #1219 to #1157 - maxismahname (04/23/2013) [-]
Awesome
#196 to #2 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Здарова братан)) Я из Чечни
#340 to #2 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm from Ukraine, but put my nationality as Russian.
Also, this is russianrickroll. I'm too lazy to log in.
#781 to #2 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
HEY i'm ukrainian but I live in Australia! :)
User avatar #6 to #2 - beren (04/22/2013) [-]
I doubt it. But I think it's safe to say that there are very few of you out there considering there was only 1 in 2,647 to respond!
User avatar #7 to #6 - felixfj (04/22/2013) [-]
No Chineses on this website other than me ?
User avatar #12 to #7 - sirevivitan (04/22/2013) [-]
Join me and let us rule this place
User avatar #499 to #12 - felixfj (04/23/2013) [-]
Sure bro, let's do it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - beren (04/22/2013) [-]
There weren't many to respond, but there were 3 that I'm aware of. Again, this is "only" out of 2,647, so expect that there really are more.
User avatar #11 to #8 - felixfj (04/22/2013) [-]
I hope so, while actually nearly none of my friends know this website. Still, thanks for this great post.
User avatar #714 to #7 - benedicto (04/23/2013) [-]
i'm chinese, by blood, but i don't live there.
User avatar #821 to #714 - felixfj (04/23/2013) [-]
really? Where r u now?
User avatar #823 to #821 - benedicto (04/23/2013) [-]
the philippines
#1100 to #823 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
So... China.
#977 - meuk (04/23/2013) [-]
Mfw female
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