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F*cking Brutal

been dragged back with the
st of us. But at least now you' ll be
mong the first to know whose
pregnant every couple months.
6 minutes ago "31
HAT IS EXACTLY WHY I CAME
ACKOI I actually deleted a ton of
people right before I deactivated my
account. Pregnant chicks and those
who spam the timelines with
ultrasound pics were the First to go.
But I' m sure there will be more...
3 minutes ago
I I see one more girl create a profile
For her unborn child, I will not
hesitate to make a profile as a wire
coat hanger and poke it.
Just now
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#2 - iamtheblackgoat (04/22/2013) [-]
If I saw this on my FB feed, I'd probably keep coming back
#1 - sillyb ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
good god I hope people don't actually do that








I know they do
User avatar #17 - jonebonez (04/23/2013) [-]
Being 6 months pregnant, I've actually had people message me and my fiance and thank us for not posting pregnancy things all over Facebook. We've only posted one picture of my stomach so friends who don't live near me could see and then one ultrasound picture when we found out the gender of the baby. (I'm having a boy :3) But yeah, that **** annoys the living hell out of me. I've actually deleted people, even while being pregnant that post that stuff all over the place. Some things are meant to be kept private. v.v
User avatar #49 to #17 - errdayimfjing (04/23/2013) [-]
Congratz!
User avatar #50 to #17 - symustafa (04/23/2013) [-]
Name him Bob.
User avatar #56 to #50 - drdiddly (04/23/2013) [-]
No, name the kid Harry.
Slowly as he grows older, lie letters from Hogwarts in his room, he probably won't be able to read them so read it to him. When he is the age of 10, show him the Harry Potter movies and say that Harry Potter is your son but you changed your last name so any other bad people can't find him.
Then convince him he is a wizard and show him you. Tell him you're a wizard too and you will train him and send him to Hogwarts. When he is around the age of 11, give him a nice polished "wand" and perform a bunch of illusions in front of him. He'll probably believe that.

One day, go on a walk with him when he is a bit older, for his life now, he has believed that he's a wizard. Have someone dressed as Voldemort or something pop out of the bushes and hit you on the head and you lay on the ground while the guy who jumped out of the bushes at you run. And you speak to your son and say

"Harry... I... I can't go on much longer.... trust your mother.... believe in her... Go find the bad guy... I'll be okay... Go... run..."
And if your wizard son runs off, place a mannequin on the ground, dress it in your clothes and lay it face down on the grass. While your son is gone, cut out all the pictures of yourself at home so it's like you never existed. Wait till he sees the mannequin and when he isn't looking, take it.

Now that's the best way to raise a child.
User avatar #54 to #17 - drdiddly (04/23/2013) [-]
Some dumb bitch recently had a kid. He was cute and all but she made a facebook page for him. Only viewed it once and like 372 pictures had been uploaded. Some were just pictures of the kid sitting and some were him getting a bath. She sent a few pic's to me and I said "Bitch I don't want to see your ************* baby all in my facebook page. Get those ******* pictures out."

Never use facebook again
#58 to #17 - jakeattack ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
cough, we dont mind if you post a few. cough. cough
#29 to #17 - Rascal (04/23/2013) [-]
all my facebook friends are like my relatives and close friends, and they all asked me for my pictures and wanted to see them haha! but i only have pretty much the same as you posted... the gender ultrasound, and a boy as well! ha! congrats!
User avatar #44 to #17 - makotoitou (04/23/2013) [-]
pics?
User avatar #18 to #17 - jonebonez (04/23/2013) [-]
That was really long. I'm so sorry.
#24 to #18 - Rascal (04/23/2013) [-]
found the canadian
User avatar #30 to #24 - jonebonez (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm actually American. Though... I do live in the northwest part of Pennsylvania, so I guess I'm close enough, haha.
User avatar #36 to #30 - lnyanchl (04/23/2013) [-]
>Pennsylvania.
I SHALL HUNT YOU DOWN BECAUSE WE LIVE IN THE SAME STATE.
#41 to #36 - onewhostalks (04/23/2013) [-]
skuk4lyfe
User avatar #59 to #36 - jonebonez (04/24/2013) [-]
:o What part?
User avatar #60 to #59 - lnyanchl (04/24/2013) [-]
Nesquehoning.
User avatar #61 to #60 - jonebonez (04/25/2013) [-]
You're about 5 hours away from me.

You'll never get it gypsy.
User avatar #20 to #18 - weinerdick ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Name him Jay!
User avatar #21 to #20 - jonebonez (04/23/2013) [-]
We're naming him after Zakk Wylde. :p
User avatar #25 to #21 - varrlegrimscythe (04/23/2013) [-]
Zakk Wylde sounds like a sci-fi hero's name.
#23 to #21 - purpleladybugs (04/23/2013) [-]
Dude
That's ******* awesome
User avatar #22 to #21 - weinerdick ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
I got to get his autograph a few years ago
My mom won tickets to meet the band before the concert and also attend said concert
**** was so cool
#19 to #18 - teranin ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
#27 to #17 - bakinboy (04/23/2013) [-]
here's the best .gif i have for breaking stereotypes
here's the best .gif i have for breaking stereotypes
#37 to #17 - creepyunclebob (04/23/2013) [-]
You've done it. You've finally found a way to reference being female without being called an attention whore. My God, I never thought I'd live to see this day.
#31 - brutallyhonest ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
.. I'm gonna make a coat hanger facebook now, and I'm gonna add a bunch of teenagers and poke them. WHO'S JOINING ME?    
   
no one? okay.
.. I'm gonna make a coat hanger facebook now, and I'm gonna add a bunch of teenagers and poke them. WHO'S JOINING ME?

no one? okay.
#35 to #31 - Rascal (04/23/2013) [-]
(guy way in the back) i will
User avatar #33 to #31 - steliocontos (04/23/2013) [-]
ill join you
User avatar #53 to #34 - linktheherooftime (04/23/2013) [-]
https://www.facebook.com/gabriella.a.escobedo?fref=ts
You know what to do.
User avatar #38 to #33 - googleoverlords (04/23/2013) [-]
I feel like the greatest uprising of our time is starting.
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#48 - lunarfox (04/23/2013) [-]
Reminds me I need to unfriend some people. Don't care how cute your kid is...don't wanna see them getting potty trained
Reminds me I need to unfriend some people. Don't care how cute your kid is...don't wanna see them getting potty trained
User avatar #52 to #48 - drdiddly (04/23/2013) [-]
Girl took a picture of **** in a diaper and wrote

"This is Jay's first poop! He is growing older every day."
I wrote back "Don't need to see a load of **** ."

**** , that's why I lost facebook
User avatar #55 to #52 - lunarfox (04/23/2013) [-]
That is ****** up and nasty....
User avatar #57 to #55 - drdiddly (04/23/2013) [-]
I know. She would take pics of the kid in the bath.
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#39 - tropicalbonerfish (04/23/2013) [-]
I think they are adorable but I don't need to see 50 dam pictures of the same kid every day
I think they are adorable but I don't need to see 50 dam pictures of the same kid every day
User avatar #6 - klick (04/22/2013) [-]
"Spam the timeline with ultrasound pics"? How many can they be putting up. most women only get 2 or three per pregnancy.
User avatar #8 to #6 - tepidteal (04/22/2013) [-]
That's if you have a **** health insurance.
#28 to #6 - Rascal (04/23/2013) [-]
I got 73 on one disk when i was having my first boy 0.0
#7 to #6 - millem (04/22/2013) [-]
what gets me is that due to being ******* useless when pregnant and mostly sitting on the couch for 9 months due to "doctors orders" these girls have nothing better to do than constantly update the world on what they are doing at that exact ******* second. it is like twitter, but even on twitter this **** would be unsanctioned visual assault. its damn near nausiating to think someday I might do that to a chick. how much are vasectamies going for these days?
User avatar #11 to #7 - InglushMayjur (04/22/2013) [-]
Just depends on the girl, I'd say. Girl I'm dating now, when she was pregnant a few years back, she actually went out and did **** , kept quiet. The girls who are responsible, they go to class, work, keep busy, whatever.

It's only the waste of oxygen 16 and pregnant ********* who post all the time about their pregnancy, because they just want more attention. Well, that's my take on it anyway.
#12 to #11 - analrespect (04/22/2013) [-]
are you going out with a milf?
User avatar #13 to #12 - InglushMayjur (04/22/2013) [-]
If you'd like to put it that way, yes.
User avatar #14 to #7 - wittypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
Granted, that's for like 2-3 months the rest is fine.
User avatar #9 to #7 - klick (04/22/2013) [-]
I believe they are about $400 or $500
#15 - Rascal (04/22/2013) [-]
And the mental image of a young girl shoving a rusty metal coat hanger up her crotch to get rid her unwanted pregnancy is a good reason to keep abortion legal. Because it is keeping a safe option open instead of bloody coat hangers. Pro-choice isn't pro-baby death. It is anti-coat hangers and pro-safety. If someone wants a fetus out of their crotch, they will find a way. An unsafe, bloody, possibly rusty way.


I did that to my cousin once.. She unfriended me for it.. I didn't need to be friends with a stripper anyway. Or her sister the hooker. (Still friends with the hooker though.)
User avatar #51 - raynagrimm (04/23/2013) [-]
so what happens if the baby is still born, or dies of complications?
i guess it becomes a memorial page and a painful memory
#43 - thecomkiller (04/23/2013) [-]
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