McDisasters 12: AutoWash. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Some of our bad juju-magumbo is starting to spill over into neighboring business
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McDisasters 12: AutoWash

McDisasters 12: AutoWash. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Some of our bad juju-magumbo is starting to spill over into neighboring business

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Some of our bad juju-magumbo is starting to spill over into neighboring businesses.. The guys at the truck wash have a rough deal, working for minimum wage year round in what is essentially a ******* poll barn full of sprinklers. But I gotta say, they had this one coming. . Not only did they jack up the rates, they picked on the damn customers! you DON'T DO THAT! 13 up around this time tomorrow! happy reading!

PART 1 /funny_pictures/4530401/McDisasters/

PART 2 /funny_pictures/4531817/McDisasters+2+Return+of+the+Trucker/

PART 3 /funny_pictures/4533207/McDisasters+3+The+Whale+Lords/

PART 4 /funny_pictures/4535248/McDisasters+4+The+Windy+Restroom/

PART 5 /funny_pictures/4538188/McDisasters+5+Call+me+Ishmael/

PART 6 /funny_pictures/4540527/McDisasters+6+Hillbilly+Garbage+Ditch/

PART 7 /funny_pictures/4542697/McDisasters+7+Race+Weekend+Madhouse/

PART 8 /funny_pictures/4544444/McDisasters+8+The+Golgothon/

PART 9 /funny_pictures/4546427/McDisasters+9+Decreaser+Death+Cloud/

PART 10 /funny_pictures/4547440/McDisasters+10+The+Ragenadian+Urinal/

PART 11 /funny_pictures/4549438/McDisasters+11+Fellatio+Fun/
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#3 - critique (04/21/2013) [-]
I like how as these stories progress, the mess starts to move farther away from the McD kitchen. Gril, Bathroom, outside the window, truck wash next door.   
The more stories the tell, the less mess you have to deal with.   
 Small victories are still victories.
I like how as these stories progress, the mess starts to move farther away from the McD kitchen. Gril, Bathroom, outside the window, truck wash next door.
The more stories the tell, the less mess you have to deal with.
Small victories are still victories.
#29 - sirhyden (04/22/2013) [-]
Hides it behind a plant.
Hides it behind a plant.
#36 to #29 - noirwyns (04/22/2013) [-]
stealthy as ****
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User avatar #2 - zedong (04/21/2013) [-]
I love your McDisasters, see you at the front page.
#30 to #2 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
thanks to your stories i imagine murrica as an mad max postapocalyptic wasteland with zero civilisation
#43 - mephiblis ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
HFW "we were told to send em here"
HFW "we were told to send em here"
#67 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
#51 to #46 - trollchildxy (04/22/2013) [-]
MFW I got that after taking too long to think about it.
MFW I got that after taking too long to think about it.
#1 - friendlytroll (04/21/2013) [-]
>Trucker eats enough to sate 6 grown men.   
   
Oh god I lost it.
>Trucker eats enough to sate 6 grown men.

Oh god I lost it.
#66 - sparkieemae (04/22/2013) [-]
YFW watching the guy eat the food when he was still in your store.
#68 to #66 - sparkieemae (04/22/2013) [-]
YFW you found out he made the mess was across the street.
#69 to #68 - sparkieemae (04/22/2013) [-]
And finally YFW the truckwash employee said he would be sending customers to your restroom.
And finally YFW the truckwash employee said he would be sending customers to your restroom.
#64 - iwaspromisedcake (04/22/2013) [-]
When one of these comes up
#17 - Reldinrostiare (04/21/2013) [-]
hehehe...this is too rich.  Don't stop posting these dude...
hehehe...this is too rich. Don't stop posting these dude...
#9 - sinisterlion (04/21/2013) [-]
>car wash management is full of 			*******		 assholes   
>truckers use a different car wash   
>car wash loses business   
>less 			****		 to deal with in the bathrooms    
>??????   
>profit
>car wash management is full of ******* assholes
>truckers use a different car wash
>car wash loses business
>less **** to deal with in the bathrooms
>??????
>profit
#40 to #9 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
These car washes for truckers are usually really far apart. Truckers need to minimize their stops, so using a different one is not always a good option. Moreover, chances are they actually have to come there once to find out about the changes. He never said that the car wash was unharmed...
#110 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
The text in the comments looks pink
User avatar #55 - thephantur (04/22/2013) [-]
That's terrible business practice... my family used to own a restaurant (sold it because of school and my mom was tired of running it). My mom told me one thing was more important than the rest: keep your customers happy. There is no advertisement better than word of mouth. Entice new customers to come, they will become old customers and keep your old customers the happiest because they will always come back. She would make good food and make it really cheap and give large portions. People loved it, best Chinese restaurant in the city. There were many return customers and every night we were packed full, lines waiting out the door. Her oldest customers got extra special stuff. These group of doctors, for example, ordered out every night so my mom gave them heaping portions and threw in some free stuff once in a while. After my mom sold the joint, the new owners did what the new owners in the story did, cut portions, racked up prices, etc... Needless to say, when my mom talks with her old customers, almost all of them have stopped going and always plead with her to buy back the restaurant.

No one probably cares, just thought I'd add my own little thing to this.
User avatar #13 to #11 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
actually working 40 hour weeks while writing these. the joys of working in a call center, mate!
User avatar #14 to #13 - happygrowman (04/21/2013) [-]
just makin a stab at you! i found it funny dont worry
User avatar #15 to #14 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
i keep it light. even if you call me a fat lying cunt waffle, i would still thumb you up. as long as you're not an anon!
User avatar #16 to #15 - happygrowman (04/21/2013) [-]
i would never call you a waffle, buddy! looking forward to the next one already!
User avatar #26 to #15 - riffibanezius (04/22/2013) [-]
oh the irony of this comment.
User avatar #112 - nim (04/22/2013) [-]
All of your stories include a very large amount of puking and ******** ..
User avatar #108 - Ottovan (04/22/2013) [-]
You have quite an imagination, OP.

Can't believe you can still make these up!
#81 - julesv (04/22/2013) [-]
And now, every comment looks just slightly pink
And now, every comment looks just slightly pink
User avatar #96 to #81 - viscerys (04/22/2013) [-]
No it doesn't. I don't understand.
User avatar #18 - parr (04/22/2013) [-]
THIS... This is what i look forward to every day.
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