Nice Hair.... . I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes he is ca We decided to grab ':11. bite at the food mart. I . he was waterbug a tee nice Hair haha funny lol Parrot fucking Stoned owned
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes
he is ca We decided to grab ':11. bite at the food mart.
I . he was waterbug a teenager sitting next to 'hammill.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours .. green, red,
orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would [drdr my dad staring every time.
when the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food .rcmp, that I would not
woke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In wrassle style he responded without batting an eyelid . 51.
Got stoned one and fucked a parrot. Just wondering
if you were my daughter."
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#7 - awildniglet
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Old, but gold
Old, but gold
#12 - pappathethird
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#52 to #12 - darthdingo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Ariel with glasses... I'd hit it so hard...
User avatar #13 to #12 - likeallthecomments
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(04/22/2013) [-]
in this i agree.
#2 - critique
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That Dad... I want to hear more witty responses from this Dad.
User avatar #19 to #2 - toastableduckling
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I have a witty response from my dad. I asked him "How was your day." Then I remembered he left me when I was 6.
User avatar #69 to #19 - octaviano
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Your name isn't Rufus, is it?
#25 to #19 - anon id: 6531e515
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(04/22/2013) [-]
you could have been an angry black man....
#20 - mehturtlesareok
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I thought this was gonna be some touching story about different generations meeting
just as well
#29 - Cleavland Steamer
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#48 to #29 - tenthdivine
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(04/22/2013) [-]
ahh teenage angst

wasn't I a handsome devil?
#54 to #48 - anon id: af76aa91
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(04/22/2013) [-]
teech mi 2 be az hardcore az u bro.
User avatar #56 to #54 - tenthdivine
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(04/22/2013) [-]
clippers and your grandma's cutlery <3
#35 - europe
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(04/22/2013) [-]
And now he has to pay child support
User avatar #47 - thedarkestrogue
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(04/22/2013) [-]
wow this joke has degraded to ****.
The original was "Got drunk once and ****** a peacock. Was wondering if you were my son" (was a guy with a colorful Mohawk not a chick, and it was the guys grandfather, not his dad.
Honestly, getting stoned and ******* something makes no sense.....
#49 to #47 - Kaellnx
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(04/22/2013) [-]
**Kaellnx rolled a random image posted in comment #1578021 at Friendly ** i was gonna log in and say something exactly like what you saidf, thanks for saving some time,
User avatar #53 to #49 - internetrage
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(04/22/2013) [-]
but..you took time to write this..
#93 to #53 - Kaellnx
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**Kaellnx rolled a random image posted in comment #1731847 at Friendly ** yea...yes i did and it well worth the time wasted
#55 to #47 - Glitched
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Didn't know if ****** repost or ****** old joke with new punchline....
#11 - slipknut
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User avatar #32 - damandan
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(04/22/2013) [-]
......I'd still **** it
User avatar #33 to #32 - thechosentroll
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Most of us would **** anything with a pulse.
User avatar #34 to #33 - thechosentroll
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Come to think of it, some of us don't even need that much.
User avatar #17 - nicoquitemad
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I actually kinda like that hair o.o
User avatar #66 to #17 - thequickster
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Found the brony.
User avatar #22 to #17 - kolimm **User deleted account**
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(04/22/2013) [-]
well i like you

so we both like ugly stuff
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