Nice Hair.... . I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes he is ca We decided to grab ':11. bite at the food mart. I . he was waterbug a tee
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Nice Hair...

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes
he is ca We decided to grab ':11. bite at the food mart.
I . he was waterbug a teenager sitting next to 'hammill.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours .. green, red,
orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would [drdr my dad staring every time.
when the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food .rcmp, that I would not
woke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In wrassle style he responded without batting an eyelid . 51.
Got stoned one and ****** a parrot. Just wondering
if you were my daughter."
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Submitted: 04/21/2013
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#7 - awildniglet (04/22/2013) [-]
Old, but gold
Old, but gold
#12 - pappathethird (04/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#2 - critique (04/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That Dad... I want to hear more witty responses from this Dad.
#20 - mehturtlesareok (04/22/2013) [-]
I thought this was gonna be some touching story about different generations meeting
just as well
#29 - Cleavland Steamer (04/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#35 - europe (04/22/2013) [-]
And now he has to pay child support
User avatar #47 - thedarkestrogue (04/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
wow this joke has degraded to **** .
The original was "Got drunk once and ****** a peacock. Was wondering if you were my son" (was a guy with a colorful Mohawk not a chick, and it was the guys grandfather, not his dad.
Honestly, getting stoned and ******* something makes no sense.....
#11 - slipknut (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #32 - damandan ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
......I'd still **** it
User avatar #34 to #33 - thechosentroll (04/22/2013) [-]
Come to think of it, some of us don't even need that much.
User avatar #17 - nicoquitemad (04/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I actually kinda like that hair o.o
#57 - volkner (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand why there is a "funny" channel when the website's name is FUNNYjunk
#58 - vegetatheprince (04/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If it wasn't a Mohawk, I would find that hot.   
   
I dig chicks with colored(rainbow-esqe colors) hair. So hot. Especially green.
If it wasn't a Mohawk, I would find that hot.

I dig chicks with colored(rainbow-esqe colors) hair. So hot. Especially green.
#21 - hamdaman (04/22/2013) [-]
I wish he was my master.Imagine the amount of knowledge he would share.
I wish he was my master.Imagine the amount of knowledge he would share.
#73 - coolcman ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
#24 - andode (04/22/2013) [-]
They said I could be whatever I wanted... so I became a rainbow
#67 - vytros (04/22/2013) [-]
This isn't even an old repost, this is one of the oldest jokes there are. Well, from the nineties at least.
#50 - Medication (04/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - chaosascendingx ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Not going to lie she looks cute
(at least from what i can see of her face)
#9 - mrloki (04/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #1579851 at Friendly ** semi-bald women are usually really really hot - totally bald women usually aren't
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #1579851 at Friendly ** semi-bald women are usually really really hot - totally bald women usually aren't
#8 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (04/22/2013) [-]
Holy 						****					. I was not expecting that
Holy **** . I was not expecting that
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