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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes
he is ca We decided to grab ':11. bite at the food mart.
I . he was waterbug a teenager sitting next to 'hammill.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours .. green, red,
orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would [drdr my dad staring every time.
when the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food .rcmp, that I would not
woke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In wrassle style he responded without batting an eyelid . 51.
Got stoned one and ****** a parrot. Just wondering
if you were my daughter."
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Submitted: 04/21/2013
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#89 - guanyu ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Brilliant!
#88 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I like her hair.
User avatar #85 - mrgoodlove (04/22/2013) [-]
What's it like to be the child of a legendary man?
#86 to #85 - mrgoodlove (04/22/2013) [-]
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OP's dad
User avatar #78 - mustikat (04/22/2013) [-]
hahha lol'd
#77 - comicsguy (04/22/2013) [-]
This joke is from Yayo
#76 - itsbendingtime (04/22/2013) [-]
This content is so old that my great great great great grandfather fought alongside it in the American Revolution.
User avatar #91 to #76 - liquidz (04/22/2013) [-]
This reminds me... anyone got the WW2 version of the comment he just made. I can't find mine
User avatar #80 to #76 - deathcampforjewtie (04/22/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this comment was neutral during the Revolution, so you're a liar.
#92 to #80 - itsbendingtime (04/23/2013) [-]
Nah he went mercenary.
#75 - silverlance (04/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #74 - Keidis (04/22/2013) [-]
I thought the joke was about the persons grandfather, and he said that he got drunk one time and ****** a peacock.

Guess jokes can be reposted as long as it's not plagiarized!

#73 - coolcman (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - uhidk (04/22/2013) [-]
she looks like an idiot.
User avatar #82 to #72 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I like it.
#67 - vytros (04/22/2013) [-]
This isn't even an old repost, this is one of the oldest jokes there are. Well, from the nineties at least.
#63 - uhduhello (04/22/2013) [-]
Change the details of the joke a little, OMG OC LEL HUHUHUUHUH
#61 - craazhy (04/22/2013) [-]
AWWWWWWW SHIIIITT
AWWWWWWW SHIIIITT
#60 - germanperv (04/22/2013) [-]
oh god that was 						*******					 hillarious
oh god that was ******* hillarious
#58 - vegetatheprince (04/22/2013) [-]
If it wasn't a Mohawk, I would find that hot.   
   
I dig chicks with colored(rainbow-esqe colors) hair. So hot. Especially green.
If it wasn't a Mohawk, I would find that hot.

I dig chicks with colored(rainbow-esqe colors) hair. So hot. Especially green.
+1
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User avatar #84 to #81 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I do as well. Funnyjunk just like acting like they don't understand styles like this. It makes them feel ****** if they act like their grandparents.
User avatar #71 to #58 - iwebby (04/22/2013) [-]
so you would cum inside rainbow dash?

i tried
#83 to #71 - silverhellion (04/22/2013) [-]
if she was human? definately.
+3
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User avatar #59 to #58 - fooljamable (04/22/2013) [-]
You'd like my friend, she has green at the front, very dark blue for the rest.
#57 - volkner (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't understand why there is a "funny" channel when the website's name is FUNNYjunk
#70 to #57 - teenytinyspider (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't get it either but I think it's because someone has such a varied taste of humor that if they see things they don't think are funny, then this instantly becomes a sucky site that needs a channel dedicated to "funny".
#51 - alucardshellhound (04/22/2013) [-]
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