Nice Hair.... . I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes he is ca We decided to grab ':11. bite at the food mart. I . he was waterbug a tee nice Hair haha funny lol Parrot fucking Stoned owned
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Nice Hair...

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes
he is ca We decided to grab ':11. bite at the food mart.
I . he was waterbug a teenager sitting next to 'hammill.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours .. green, red,
orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would [drdr my dad staring every time.
when the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food .rcmp, that I would not
woke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In wrassle style he responded without batting an eyelid . 51.
Got stoned one and ****** a parrot. Just wondering
if you were my daughter."
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#20 - mehturtlesareok (04/22/2013) [-]
I thought this was gonna be some touching story about different generations meeting
just as well
#52 to #12 - darthdingo (04/22/2013) [-]
Ariel with glasses... I'd hit it so hard...
User avatar #13 to #12 - likeallthecomments (04/22/2013) [-]
in this i agree.
#35 - europe (04/22/2013) [-]
And now he has to pay child support
#11 - slipknut (04/22/2013) [-]
#7 - awildniglet (04/22/2013) [-]
Old, but gold
Old, but gold
#2 - critique (04/21/2013) [-]
That Dad... I want to hear more witty responses from this Dad.
User avatar #19 to #2 - toastableduckling (04/22/2013) [-]
I have a witty response from my dad. I asked him "How was your day." Then I remembered he left me when I was 6.
#25 to #19 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
you could have been an angry black man....
User avatar #69 to #19 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
Your name isn't Rufus, is it?
#48 to #29 - tenthdivine (04/22/2013) [-]
ahh teenage angst

wasn't I a handsome devil?
#54 to #48 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
teech mi 2 be az hardcore az u bro.
User avatar #56 to #54 - tenthdivine (04/22/2013) [-]
clippers and your grandma's cutlery <3
#57 - volkner (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't understand why there is a "funny" channel when the website's name is FUNNYjunk
#70 to #57 - teenytinyspider (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't get it either but I think it's because someone has such a varied taste of humor that if they see things they don't think are funny, then this instantly becomes a sucky site that needs a channel dedicated to "funny".
User avatar #47 - thedarkestrogue (04/22/2013) [-]
wow this joke has degraded to **** .
The original was "Got drunk once and ****** a peacock. Was wondering if you were my son" (was a guy with a colorful Mohawk not a chick, and it was the guys grandfather, not his dad.
Honestly, getting stoned and ******* something makes no sense.....
#49 to #47 - Kaellnx (04/22/2013) [-]
**Kaellnx rolled a random image posted in comment #1578021 at Friendly ** i was gonna log in and say something exactly like what you saidf, thanks for saving some time,
User avatar #53 to #49 - internetrage (04/22/2013) [-]
but..you took time to write this..
#93 to #53 - Kaellnx (04/23/2013) [-]
**Kaellnx rolled a random image posted in comment #1731847 at Friendly ** yea...yes i did and it well worth the time wasted
#55 to #47 - Glitched ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Didn't know if ****** repost or ****** old joke with new punchline....
#73 - coolcman ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
#24 - andode (04/22/2013) [-]
They said I could be whatever I wanted... so I became a rainbow
#58 - vegetatheprince (04/22/2013) [-]
If it wasn't a Mohawk, I would find that hot.   
   
I dig chicks with colored(rainbow-esqe colors) hair. So hot. Especially green.
If it wasn't a Mohawk, I would find that hot.

I dig chicks with colored(rainbow-esqe colors) hair. So hot. Especially green.
+1
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User avatar #84 to #81 - anonymoose (04/22/2013) [-]
I do as well. Funnyjunk just like acting like they don't understand styles like this. It makes them feel mature if they act like their grandparents.
User avatar #59 to #58 - fooljamable (04/22/2013) [-]
You'd like my friend, she has green at the front, very dark blue for the rest.
+3
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User avatar #71 to #58 - iwebby (04/22/2013) [-]
so you would cum inside rainbow dash?

i tried
#83 to #71 - silverhellion (04/22/2013) [-]
if she was human? definately.
#21 - hamdaman (04/22/2013) [-]
I wish he was my master.Imagine the amount of knowledge he would share.
I wish he was my master.Imagine the amount of knowledge he would share.
User avatar #17 - nicoquitemad (04/22/2013) [-]
I actually kinda like that hair o.o
User avatar #66 to #17 - thequickster (04/22/2013) [-]
Found the brony.
User avatar #22 to #17 - kolimm **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
well i like you

so we both like ugly stuff
#8 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (04/22/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		. I was not expecting that
Holy **** . I was not expecting that
#67 - vytros (04/22/2013) [-]
This isn't even an old repost, this is one of the oldest jokes there are. Well, from the nineties at least.
#50 - Medication (04/22/2013) [-]
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#60 - germanperv (04/22/2013) [-]
oh god that was 			*******		 hillarious
oh god that was ******* hillarious
#61 - craazhy (04/22/2013) [-]
AWWWWWWW SHIIIITT
AWWWWWWW SHIIIITT
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