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#14 - iFail (04/22/2013) [-]
HAHA, JOKES ON YOU JEREMY, MY BEST FRIEND TOOK TOO MUCH SPEED AT A HOUSE PARTY, OVERDOSED AND DIED!

**** , I miss him...
#10 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
My brother was stationary on rail tracks, confident the sudden speed wouldn't kill him..
#26 to #10 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Sorry
#7 - kevandre (04/22/2013) [-]
It's what killed Gwen Stacy... Whether Spiderman wants to admit it or not...
#24 - bitchplzzz (04/22/2013) [-]
Speed can kill you. If you overdose on it
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User avatar #34 to #27 - bitchplzzz (04/22/2013) [-]
amphetamine is the name, meth is the type. like african(meth) male(amphetemine)
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#16 - Nameloc (04/22/2013) [-]
Yesterday while driving on the interstate:   
   
>white car driving   
>going 5 above speedlimit like everyone else   
>black guy behind it   
>black car is really tailing white car's ass   
>black car has horn down the entire time   
>literally minutes pass by like this   
>eventually white/ black car pass me   
>black car never gets in a different lane   
   
If I could, I would personally beat the crap out of that guy.   
What in the world would make you such a douche to where you'd tail (literally 2 feet behind the car) someone and honk the entire time?
Yesterday while driving on the interstate:

>white car driving
>going 5 above speedlimit like everyone else
>black guy behind it
>black car is really tailing white car's ass
>black car has horn down the entire time
>literally minutes pass by like this
>eventually white/ black car pass me
>black car never gets in a different lane

If I could, I would personally beat the crap out of that guy.
What in the world would make you such a douche to where you'd tail (literally 2 feet behind the car) someone and honk the entire time?
#31 to #16 - teenytinyspider (04/22/2013) [-]
Reminds me of yesterday driving on the road. I'm behind a pick-up truck pulling a trailer, and a semi-truck in front of them. A car pulls up behind me and is stuck behind me for a while and then suddenly passes me, the pick-up with trailer, and the semi-truck.

I was like,"WTF!?"
User avatar #25 to #16 - braggaboom ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
We got a lot of that in Maryland believe it or not.

It almost makes me wonder how I manage to commute 1 hr and 30 minutes to class everyday without killing everyone because of all the stupidity I witness out on the highway.



Seriously, **** people.
#35 to #25 - Nameloc (04/23/2013) [-]
I live in Virginia;
It's worse in Tennessee.

I've seen a 6 car pile up happen and a tractor trailer explode, all during the same trip.

Pic related, it's the blown up tractor trailer. (The front where the cabin is.... (Where the driver is))
User avatar #37 to #35 - braggaboom ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Ah yeah, i've heard it can be pretty bad in virginia too.

I have driven through there a few times but not enough to really know too much about it.:\
#36 to #35 - Nameloc (04/23/2013) [-]
Another view
User avatar #6 - retris (04/22/2013) [-]
I think the joke is suddenly becomming stationery, like in office supplies. It's really obscure and it's not even the same spelling though.
User avatar #22 to #6 - killerliquid (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah but it's a homonym.
User avatar #29 to #22 - kolpster (04/22/2013) [-]
I read it as hom-nom-nom...
It's time for bed.
#2 - varke (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't get it
#5 to #2 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Stationary means still, not moving. So the original post was that speed doesn't kill you, the stop does. But the idiot that posted the comment can't read and instead read it as 'stationery' which is things like pens, pencils, rulers, things like that.
User avatar #18 to #5 - TarnRazor (04/22/2013) [-]
I would think he was being sarcastic
User avatar #23 to #5 - killerliquid (04/22/2013) [-]
He was just using the homonym, dude.
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User avatar #9 - pappathethird (04/22/2013) [-]
Guns have never killed anyone. Getting shot is what gets you
#3 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
is there a joke, or is it "lol im so random xddd"
User avatar #11 to #3 - powerlevel (04/22/2013) [-]
Its a pun on stationary
#1 - afireinsidebrad (04/21/2013) [-]
Jeremy Clarkson thread?   
   
i need more of him anyway, plz post
Jeremy Clarkson thread?

i need more of him anyway, plz post
#4 - kievaughnb (04/21/2013) [-]
Speedballs have

;-;
#20 - monoone (04/22/2013) [-]
If you go fast enouph all you flesh can be violerntly ripped off you body
Or some other gruesome death
#17 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
stationery is fancy paper.
Where the **** did he get pencil sharpener from?
User avatar #21 to #17 - RandomAnonGuy (04/22/2013) [-]
Uh, no. Stationery refers to pens, pencils, erasers, rulers all the things that are used on paper.
#32 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
STATIONARY IS PAPER THAT YOU WRITE LETTERS ON NOT A PENCIL SHARPENER /THREAD
#33 to #32 - Zarosh (04/22/2013) [-]
stationary is also office equipment.....
stationary is also office equipment.....
#30 - johnnybing (04/22/2013) [-]
Its not the fart that kills, its the smell.
#19 - alucardshellhound (04/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - churrundo (04/22/2013) [-]
well, suddenly getting in movement also kills.
User avatar #12 - studsper (04/22/2013) [-]
It's not the fart that kills you. It's the smell.
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