Religion. . THINKS BELIEF!“ itrite, s "t, BUT. Dude... the crystals, they don't like "bring" us the energy, man, they just, like, y'know, focus it. It's everywhere man, you just gotta like bring it
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#93 - kingpongthedon (04/22/2013) [-]
Dude... the crystals, they don't like "bring" us the energy, man, they just, like, y'know, focus it. It's everywhere man, you just gotta like bring it into your mind, body, and soul. I mean, Conservation of Energy, man, you can't just like "create" healing energy, we're already bathing in the cosmic consciousness, you just gotta like know how to, like, tap into it man.
#228 to #93 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
I swear to god this kind of stuff makes sense when you're on LSD. I now know why they call it the hippie drug.
#168 to #93 - thechosentroll (04/22/2013) [-]
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I don't know how that guy sounds and I somehow read it in his voice. Get out of my head, you psychic hippie. You're tracking mud everywhere.
#207 to #168 - artjunk (04/22/2013) [-]
I read it in Jeff Bridge's voice...
#119 to #93 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Translation: Smoke weed and hope that tomorow will look better even if you do nothing.
#123 to #119 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
except he's way to ****** up to actually think clearly like that
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User avatar #219 to #145 - zorororonoa (04/22/2013) [-]
This one is my new favorite. Oh god the irony
User avatar #224 to #143 - Mahazama (04/22/2013) [-]
She is the 99%. The 1% are the insanely insanely rich.
User avatar #165 to #143 - smokerocks (04/22/2013) [-]
if this is your only argument against the occupy movement, you should probably turn off fox news.
#214 to #165 - rotinaj (04/22/2013) [-]
Do you want to explain what occupy wallstreet is all about? As far as I can see, it's a bunch of people pissed off wanting more money.
User avatar #273 to #214 - smokerocks (04/23/2013) [-]
No, it's about holding the bankers and investors on Wall street accountable for causing the economic collapse in 2008, and making people aware of just how much influence those on Wall Street have over our government.
User avatar #144 to #141 - lfunnymanl (04/22/2013) [-]
so why have
theft laws
murder laws
rape laws
child abuse laws
etc.
since it doesn't stop people from doing so?
User avatar #160 to #144 - smokerocks (04/22/2013) [-]
Because its not the guns that are the problem. idiot.
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User avatar #174 to #161 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
As if they need ******* guns to bring down tyranny on you people, conrgress ***** over the general population on a dialy basis, not to mention that the entire arguement is that you're convinced that the goverment is big and evil and out to ******* get you, I mean why the **** would you live in a nation where you are so ******* sure that the goverment is in the process of a coup to bring forth decades of tyranny?

That and the arguement says that each citizen should also have tanks, drones with hellfire missiles and nukes to even the scores, yes the goverment got ******* guns, but the military is supposed to protect you, if you got no army and no guns on the entire civilization because you assholes couldn't trust each other for five damn seconds, you're free for grabs by anyone else tyrannical.

That and not all soldiers are brainwashed and ready to open fire on it's own civilian population.
#209 to #174 - alexthecanadian (04/22/2013) [-]
You have won the Internet.
You have won the Internet.
#253 to #174 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
>Your whole argument is *strawman*

No, the whole argument is that the constitution says that gun ownership is a God-given right. That should be the end of the story, but the media, politicians (and you) paint those that stand up for gun rights as paranoid lunatics.

The question is if someone with a bigger gun than you tells you that you can't have your gun because it's dangerous, you should question their motives. It's not just suspicious, it's hypocritical, condescending, and it violates what the constitution declares is a basic human right.

The purpose of the constitution is is to limit the power of government by stating what it is allowed to do with everything beyond that off limits. It was considered so necessary to the survival of the country, however, to protect certain rights that the founding fathers went out of their way and wrote the Bill of Rights to specifically call out certain rights that can never be infringed upon. The right to bear arms is one of those rights.
#260 to #253 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Oh yeah cause this ''God'' once said ''And let there be guns''

Weapons are a human right, what weapons are we limited to then? Or does every single human being have the right to every weapon in creation, in theory if it was a human right, then small children should not have their human rights limited and should be given guns from the get go.

And while the constitution can be good for a compas, you're betting the ''mightiest'' nation on earth that these men were right about everything goverment from the get go, and if so they should be celebrated as saints all over the world, first try, figured everything in politics out in one shot.

Somethings are good and some could be a bit more defined and somethings needs changing, the constitution is not flawless, it can be wrong and should thusly be corrected.

In theory, the jews after the tyranny of hitler should make sure everyone got right to an oven, cause only a good guy with an oven, can stop a bad guy with an oven.
#266 to #260 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
-You're nitpicking. The point is that these rights are inherent to our being human and don't come from government.
-No one is saying that children should be given guns. You are being intellectually dishonest. It's possible to hold the assertion that the right to bear arms is God given, yet children should not have that right. Children are exempt from many such rights.
-The whole point of the Constitution is limiting the power of the government. If you don't like it, you can either leave or attempt to pass an amendment to the constitution. The government can't just say "The founding fathers were wrong so we will do what we want in spite of the fact that it violates the constitution."

It is the job of politicians to uphold the constitution. If they want to change the constitution, there are ways to do it with checks and balances. If a politician, DJ 4DM1Nistration, or political party says that they want to bypass all that to pass their agenda, that is suspicious. Why not do it legitmately?
User avatar #274 to #174 - smokerocks (04/23/2013) [-]
The military doesn't protect us from the common criminal or psychopath who might break into our homes, and the supreme court the police don't even have to do that.

No politician or anyone else has the right to tell me what I need to defend my home and loved ones.
User avatar #147 to #146 - lfunnymanl (04/22/2013) [-]
nice answer
#70 - darknemisis (04/22/2013) [-]
Time crystals...
#3 - fapperdefap (04/21/2013) [-]
best use of this meme so far in my opinion
#108 - LocoJoe (04/22/2013) [-]
Legalize weed because people still get it! Make guns illegal so criminals can't get them!
#185 to #108 - laughindrunkdonut (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't want to start a **** storm, but one is more harmful than the other in terms of effected pedestrians. Still, I do agree with you on the whole tyrannical point -- it's BS that Obama isn't called out by Democrats on drone strikes and the NDAA.
User avatar #197 to #108 - brutallyhonest (04/22/2013) [-]
Do you HONESTLY think making guns illegal is going to stop criminals from getting them?
#203 to #197 - envinite (04/22/2013) [-]
No, but it makes them harder to get it, which means there are less people using firearms, and which hopefully, will decrease the firearms related criminal rate. Also, with a low number of firearms, when someone do a crime with a firearms, Police can catch him and easily track down the firearms smuggler/ black market, which then can leads to illegal firearms buyer/owner and terrorist group, and neutralize them before they do more firearms criminal and terrorism. Simple, isn't?
#216 to #203 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
that's if there's like a small amount of guns in a country right? forgive the spelling and **** , im ******* exhausted. i mean there's something like 350,000,000 to 400,000,000 million guns in your counry right? even if you cut the flow off there's still an ocean left. 'sides innit that you have the right to bear arms and all that stuff?
#254 to #216 - envinite (04/22/2013) [-]
It's like a diet routine.

If we cut off the firearms since now, the firearms amount will decrease over and over. Even if it's on a high number, it will goes lower eventually to an 'ideal' number, even if it takes decades. Just like fat body to an ideal one.
User avatar #267 to #254 - LocoJoe (04/22/2013) [-]
It won't go down. We have 300 million firearms legally owned by our citizens. They aren't going to simply dispersal. Also many criminals can just smuggle them across the border. Look how easily the ATF let firearms enter mexico.
#255 to #254 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Using a picture of Bill Nye with the caption "consider the following " doesn't automatically make you correct.
#261 to #255 - envinite (04/22/2013) [-]
I never said that what I said is correct, fag.
User avatar #157 to #108 - pwoneill (04/22/2013) [-]
"Legalize weed Because People still get it"

That doesnt even make sense, You are grossly over exagerating the arguments put forth by the legalization community.

I dont support Weapons bans at all
But this point you make is ridiculous,
anything Illegal done with weed affects yourself and yourself exclusively
Gun crime affects other people harming and killing them...
I could not possibly harm another person with weed... Unless i burned them with the end of a joint I guess.

Again, I don't support weapon bans, but this is a stupid statement.



User avatar #198 to #157 - JuliusC (04/22/2013) [-]
i wouldn't say that "anything illegal done with weed affects yourself and yourself exclusively" 3200+ were killed in drug cartel related violence in 2012 alone.
User avatar #262 to #198 - pwoneill (04/22/2013) [-]
That is exclusively because of the fact it is illegal, Just like how Organized Mob crime ended with prohibition, If weed were legal it would cease
User avatar #175 to #157 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
That and pot, weed and marijuana is ******* harmless, worst thing to happen is the munchies which any 7/11 will fix.

Well maybe not completely harmless, but only about equal to beer.
User avatar #264 to #175 - pwoneill (04/22/2013) [-]
alcoholism is a serious problem that destroys families, relationships, and lives.

This is something weed does not cause in and of itself
User avatar #188 to #175 - vepevellu (04/22/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in Denver...
User avatar #263 to #188 - pwoneill (04/22/2013) [-]
This is gang related violence that occurred due to the black market that weed must operate in in current times, this would cease if it were legal
User avatar #270 to #263 - vepevellu (04/23/2013) [-]
It is legal in Denver. Read the news.
#221 - phippz (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.
#154 - thebritishguy (04/22/2013) [-]
I sometimes like to get crystals for the sentiment but I don't actually think they give me energy
I sometimes like to get crystals for the sentiment but I don't actually think they give me energy
#67 - protomario (04/22/2013) [-]
This Crystal maybe...
User avatar #71 to #67 - whyfalsewhy (04/22/2013) [-]
Certainly helped me every time i was sick, well and bored.
User avatar #72 to #71 - protomario (04/22/2013) [-]
Don't forget, celebi can use Heal bell
User avatar #235 to #72 - whyfalsewhy (04/22/2013) [-]
Give me recover and softboilded anytime lol
User avatar #238 to #235 - protomario (04/22/2013) [-]
Milk Drink
User avatar #241 to #240 - protomario (04/22/2013) [-]
Don't use "Fake Tears" Over Spilt Milk
User avatar #243 to #241 - whyfalsewhy (04/22/2013) [-]
You win this round protomario, but i will have my "revenge".
User avatar #244 to #243 - protomario (04/22/2013) [-]
Not before my "Payback" and let's not forget, my final "Judgement".

But don't worry, if I lose, I won't "Rage", even though it would be an "Outrage".
User avatar #252 to #244 - whyfalsewhy (04/22/2013) [-]
i think you deserve a "Mean Look", i will use all my "Strength" to knock you into "Submission".
User avatar #265 to #252 - protomario (04/22/2013) [-]
Don't worry, even If you're strong, Ill "Struggle" and use my "Substitute" to survive.
#44 - pootington (04/22/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ, what the **** is up with her hair? It looks like somebody cut dog **** stains out of the carpet and haphazardly glued them to a mop.
User avatar #116 to #44 - rieskimo (04/22/2013) [-]
Sounds like you know what the **** is up with her hair.
#120 to #44 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Its a guy

And its Daniel Radcliffe
#167 to #44 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't know, I still think I'd do her.
#47 to #44 - joeyxxxx (04/22/2013) [-]
DAD U DONT UNDERSTAND IM MAKING A STATEMENT ABOUT SOCIETY
#170 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
crystals do focus energy...into lasers. lasers that I use to kill aliens.
#106 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
My mother often does this. She's an atheist and likes to think of herself as "a very rational person", but she believes in horoscope, tarot cards, healing crystals, all kinds of **** . Makes 0% ******* sense
#88 - beerterror (04/22/2013) [-]
Below: stupid ***** as always trying to prove and disprove **** they know nothing about.

Post as a mockery - very nice.
User avatar #218 - Sethorein (04/22/2013) [-]
Gems... Gems are truly outrageous... truly truly outrageous... None of this crystal ******** .
User avatar #250 to #218 - princeofbrokensoul (04/22/2013) [-]
taric haha
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User avatar #259 to #148 - thezillis (04/22/2013) [-]
this pic makes me laugh more than anything should
#229 to #148 - oniiking (04/22/2013) [-]
I highlighted it so I couldn't see the text.
User avatar #164 to #148 - thekarmacharger (04/22/2013) [-]
I tried to make that un-blue
#13 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Dear God,
Did she rub feces in her hair to get dreads or what?
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User avatar #59 to #39 - trazan (04/22/2013) [-]
This seems to be the most widespread myth about anything hair-related there is. Manure, **** ,poo,feces etc has never been involved in making dreadlocks. Dreadlocks form by themselves if you don't comb and you have the right hairtype (mostly black people). If you don't have the right hairtype you use a small crotchet hook to make the hair into tangles.
#213 - domitius (04/22/2013) [-]
mfw people talk to me about crystals, homeopathy and reiki beyond the placebo effect
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User avatar #176 - jibb (04/22/2013) [-]
Paganism is a form of religion too, OP.
User avatar #181 to #176 - sergiosanfukencio (04/22/2013) [-]
It's not
User avatar #183 to #181 - jibb (04/22/2013) [-]
Yes, it is.
User avatar #184 to #183 - sergiosanfukencio (04/22/2013) [-]
*Infinite arguing
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User avatar #206 to #191 - combuf (04/22/2013) [-]
The difference between Paganism is an religion while christianity is a organized religion. Ya dig doggy doggy?
User avatar #189 to #181 - schneidend (04/22/2013) [-]
Paganism is a broad term that can refer to any polytheistic or non-theistic religion. So, yes, it is.
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User avatar #179 to #178 - jibb (04/22/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#171 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
I'd really like to punch that smug bitch right in the ******* face!
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