The Flash. .. What if the reason he can't get a date is because when he has sex he is so fast the friction starts a fire, and the girl explodes? And then one day he knows he'
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Submitted: 04/21/2013
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#252 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
>Watch this 3 days ago
>They actually say this in show
>Want to make into content
>Content making skills subpar
I'm sad now :(
User avatar #242 - guydoodperson (04/22/2013) [-]
LOL! SEX JOKE! OMG!
#241 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
******* CAN ACTUALLY READ-

No, wait. ******* can't read anything. Nevermind.
#238 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
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**minecraftbrony rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at She's pretty cute, though **
User avatar #248 to #238 - maskedguardianmkii (04/22/2013) [-]
This has nothing to do with the post, but I'm still very glad you rolled it.
User avatar #230 to #228 - thegrazel (04/22/2013) [-]
This is probably one of the funniest things I've seen on funnyjunk in a long time. You have brought sunshine to this day.
#226 - sillymilly (04/22/2013) [-]
At first I read "Fattest man alive"
User avatar #225 - kaiizel (04/22/2013) [-]
But... girls like it hard and fast.
#221 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#239 to #221 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
******* CAN ACTUALLY READ-

No, wait. ******* can't read anything. Nevermind.
#220 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
No hate, but from a fellow geek, i would say Zoom is faster than Flash.
User avatar #237 to #220 - arborday (04/22/2013) [-]
Superman is faster than flash
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#218 - itsnotbutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #215 - serhiy (04/22/2013) [-]
he doesn't need to get get a date, he just rapes women really fast and they don't even notice, its called flash rape
#207 - bubbleisacat (04/22/2013) [-]
Hes just so fast
#206 - kotos (04/22/2013) [-]
superman killed a ****** because she made a crack about him being, "Faster than a speeding bullet!"
User avatar #208 to #206 - bitchplzzz (04/22/2013) [-]
... but... if superman shot a bitch up with his cum, it literally would be a cum shot. Cos.. the cum pellet will blast straight through the bitch
User avatar #210 to #208 - kotos (04/22/2013) [-]
which is why he went to jail
#201 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asiansand, look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#195 - stratosrider (04/22/2013) [-]
I miss Justice League so much.
I miss Justice League so much.
#229 to #195 - coralax (04/22/2013) [-]
It looks like batman is watching him in the background o_O
User avatar #198 to #195 - agnaraed ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
go to watchcartoononline.com

they have all the episodes for free streaming
#247 to #231 - agnaraed ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
that's where I also rewateched dragon ball z and kept up with shows like archer and whatnot
User avatar #196 to #195 - keeganmasters (04/22/2013) [-]
its on netflix
User avatar #199 to #196 - stratosrider (04/22/2013) [-]
I know, I've been watching the HELL out of it. I just mean I wish they would make more of this... Young Justice was nowhere near close enough to satisfy me.
User avatar #197 to #196 - gustaviaable (04/22/2013) [-]
>Implying everyone has netflix and the show avaible in their country
User avatar #240 to #184 - isomeras (04/22/2013) [-]
Heheh. Ponies.
#191 to #184 - hardongo (04/22/2013) [-]
so cute...
User avatar #187 to #184 - mythicdragoon (04/22/2013) [-]
exactly what i'd expect batman to read
User avatar #232 to #183 - ChippiAble ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
is this from the justice league comic book series?
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