The Flash. .. What if the reason he can't get a date is because when he has sex he is so fast the friction starts a fire, and the girl explodes? And then one day he knows he' flash Hawkgirl fastest man alive
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#3 - blacktothefuture
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(04/21/2013) [-]
What if the reason he can't get a date is because when he has sex he is so fast the friction starts a fire, and the girl explodes?  And then one day he knows he'll be so fast he will create so much heat he will set fire to the atmosphere? So he is actually willingly giving up sex to save the world?
What if the reason he can't get a date is because when he has sex he is so fast the friction starts a fire, and the girl explodes? And then one day he knows he'll be so fast he will create so much heat he will set fire to the atmosphere? So he is actually willingly giving up sex to save the world?
#4 to #3 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
He's a true hero.
#34 to #3 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
bush fire
#67 to #3 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Are you people like high all the time?
Where do you get these ideas?
#140 to #67 - arstya
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(04/22/2013) [-]
We don't know. We just accept them.
#115 to #3 - mrdrpage
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(04/22/2013) [-]
#166 to #3 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I ******* DOUBT IT !
Jesus christ .
#171 to #3 - laspussy
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(04/22/2013) [-]
So then he can't masturbate either...
#127 to #3 - freetoplay
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Well eventually he pulls it off cause he has a son I think haha
#190 to #3 - biggydy
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he can control his speed, or else he won't be able to walk normally, eat normally, etc.
#24 to #3 - nighthawxx
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(04/22/2013) [-]
but he can vibrate
#65 to #24 - alucord
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(04/22/2013) [-]
So can a lot of other things.
So can a lot of other things.
#71 to #65 - nighthawxx
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(04/22/2013) [-]
but he can vibrate through walls
#78 to #71 - alucord
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(04/22/2013) [-]
#7 to #3 - hollyisthebest
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(04/21/2013) [-]
He could just be on the bottom
#202 to #7 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asiansand, look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#203 to #202 - twi
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(04/22/2013) [-]
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#2 - nicopwnz
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(04/21/2013) [-]
#5 to #2 - justafungi
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#32 - shrapnelleader
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(04/22/2013) [-]
You were saying?
You were saying?
#163 to #32 - joseuk ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
who's that chic?
#186 to #163 - jdsalenger
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Her name is Fire. She is Brazilian.
#36 - MrMustacho
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(04/22/2013) [-]
jokes on her, in between the first 2 panels he knocker her up
#15 - maskedguardianmkii
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks Hawk Girl was ******* useless?
#217 to #15 - metaljunkies
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(04/22/2013) [-]
hawk girl is necessary to kill Solomon Grundy, her mace is one of the few things that can kill him
#137 to #15 - kyletr
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(04/22/2013) [-]
He one big advantage in the show was she had her mace which was made of Nth metal, which is an anti-magic material able to harm the supernatural. Ghosts, zombies, magic constructs etc. Stuff Superman is (usually) ineffective against.

Mind you, Batman is typically able to get some er "brass" knuckles of the stuff too...
#86 to #15 - UberAndrew
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(04/22/2013) [-]
She still kicks some major ass in the show.

#17 to #15 - zyketor
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#31 to #17 - patrickmiller
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Hawkgirl booted Aquaman, related Aquaman was made gruff looking to beat down his terrible reputation. They also used the ****** lantern because they needed a black guy.
#130 to #31 - theawesomeyoghurt
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Bad reputation, you say?
Bad reputation, you say?
#114 to #31 - saladtongsofdeath
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(04/22/2013) [-]
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come again?
#20 to #15 - Ehwhat
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(04/22/2013) [-]
She's still pretty badass in my opinion.
#25 to #20 - pheonixinstinct
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(04/22/2013) [-]
correction: She's still got a pretty ass
#22 to #20 - maskedguardianmkii
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Did she ever actually do anything though?
#64 to #22 - MaverickZero ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Besides betray the League to the Thanagarians at the end of the first Justice League series? No.
#121 to #22 - batmansbitch
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(04/22/2013) [-]
She did kill Grundy when he was revived.
#227 to #22 - waitiknowthisone
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(04/22/2013) [-]
she helped pull flash out of the speed force... but everybody was there too so she probably could have just as easily flown off and gotten meatball subs for everybody instead
#50 - chuckstein
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(04/22/2013) [-]
If anything, he could get them both off faster, because he could just do his thing with the dingaling shlongadong and then get her off with his superquick fingers by doing a shlickashlicka wackawow.
Did I mention I'm Bill Cosby?
Did I mention I haven't slept for 14 hours or so?
#63 to #50 - majormoron ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
bitch, try 36 and running.
#80 to #63 - Residentpudding
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(04/22/2013) [-]
You shouldn't run when sleep deprived.
#104 to #80 - Mesmus ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
You shouldn't sleep when run deprived





#91 to #50 - teFlyingNinja
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Both of ya'll need a snickers, you're not yourself when you're sleep deprived.
#110 - themuffinmaan
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I googled "the flash"

this is what I found........



what the **** internets....


#122 - penetractor
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(04/22/2013) [-]
**penetractor rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at He can´t handle the ass ** MFW i dont last very long
#189 to #122 - thehawkeye
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#193 to #189 - thejoemotes
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Ya Pussy Stank
#123 to #122 - penetractor
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(04/22/2013) [-]
oh ****, thats relevant
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#66 - maaarknuuuut ONLINE
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#92 - cjasper
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(04/22/2013) [-]
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#116 to #92 - samoaspider ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
God dammit, i can see his dick flop between his legs
God dammit, i can see his dick flop between his legs
#134 to #116 - croogzpvp
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Can't be unseen.