The Flash. .. What if the reason he can't get a date is because when he has sex he is so fast the friction starts a fire, and the girl explodes? And then one day he knows he' flash Hawkgirl fastest man alive
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#2 - nicopwnz (04/21/2013) [-]
#32 - shrapnelleader (04/22/2013) [-]
You were saying?
You were saying?
User avatar #163 to #32 - joseuk ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
who's that chic?
User avatar #186 to #163 - jdsalenger (04/22/2013) [-]
Her name is Fire. She is Brazilian.
User avatar #50 - chuckstein (04/22/2013) [-]
If anything, he could get them both off faster, because he could just do his thing with the dingaling shlongadong and then get her off with his superquick fingers by doing a shlickashlicka wackawow.
Did I mention I'm Bill Cosby?
Did I mention I haven't slept for 14 hours or so?
User avatar #63 to #50 - majormoron (04/22/2013) [-]
bitch, try 36 and running.
User avatar #80 to #63 - Residentpudding (04/22/2013) [-]
You shouldn't run when sleep deprived.
User avatar #104 to #80 - Mesmus (04/22/2013) [-]
You shouldn't sleep when run deprived





User avatar #91 to #50 - teFlyingNinja (04/22/2013) [-]
Both of ya'll need a snickers, you're not yourself when you're sleep deprived.
User avatar #36 - MrMustacho ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
jokes on her, in between the first 2 panels he knocker her up
#3 - blacktothefuture (04/21/2013) [-]
What if the reason he can't get a date is because when he has sex he is so fast the friction starts a fire, and the girl explodes?  And then one day he knows he'll be so fast he will create so much heat he will set fire to the atmosphere? So he is actually willingly giving up sex to save the world?
What if the reason he can't get a date is because when he has sex he is so fast the friction starts a fire, and the girl explodes? And then one day he knows he'll be so fast he will create so much heat he will set fire to the atmosphere? So he is actually willingly giving up sex to save the world?
User avatar #171 to #3 - laspussy (04/22/2013) [-]
So then he can't masturbate either...
#166 to #3 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
I ******* DOUBT IT !
Jesus christ .
#127 to #3 - freetoplay ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Well eventually he pulls it off cause he has a son I think haha
User avatar #190 to #3 - biggydy (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he can control his speed, or else he won't be able to walk normally, eat normally, etc.
#67 to #3 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Are you people like high all the time?
Where do you get these ideas?
User avatar #140 to #67 - arstya (04/22/2013) [-]
We don't know. We just accept them.
User avatar #24 to #3 - nighthawxx (04/22/2013) [-]
but he can vibrate
#65 to #24 - alucord (04/22/2013) [-]
So can a lot of other things.
So can a lot of other things.
User avatar #71 to #65 - nighthawxx (04/22/2013) [-]
but he can vibrate through walls
#34 to #3 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
bush fire
User avatar #7 to #3 - hollyisthebest (04/21/2013) [-]
He could just be on the bottom
#202 to #7 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asiansand, look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#203 to #202 - twi (04/22/2013) [-]
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#4 to #3 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
He's a true hero.
User avatar #135 - iliekbats (04/22/2013) [-]
and then he proceeded to penetrate Hawk Girl so fast up to this day she still doesn't know it happened...

...I just realized The Flash would be the most successful rapist ever.
#110 - themuffinmaan (04/22/2013) [-]
I googled "the flash"

this is what I found........



what the **** internets....


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#95 - Forfunaccount (04/22/2013) [-]
Stfu Hawk Gal.
#92 - cjasper (04/22/2013) [-]
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#116 to #92 - samoaspider (04/22/2013) [-]
God dammit, i can see his dick flop between his legs
God dammit, i can see his dick flop between his legs
User avatar #134 to #116 - croogzpvp (04/22/2013) [-]
Can't be unseen.
#184 - Fuzzymarsupial ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #240 to #184 - isomeras (04/22/2013) [-]
Heheh. Ponies.
User avatar #200 to #184 - multimedia (04/22/2013) [-]
******* batman.
User avatar #187 to #184 - mythicdragoon (04/22/2013) [-]
exactly what i'd expect batman to read
#191 to #184 - hardongo ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
so cute...
User avatar #167 to #161 - happygrowman (04/22/2013) [-]
the last panel was kinda hot.
#192 to #168 - hardongo ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
you have no idea
#188 to #161 - mythicdragoon (04/22/2013) [-]
hfw after he sleeps with women
#122 - penetractor (04/22/2013) [-]
**penetractor rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at He can´t handle the ass ** MFW i dont last very long
#193 to #189 - thejoemotes (04/22/2013) [-]
Ya Pussy Stank
User avatar #123 to #122 - penetractor (04/22/2013) [-]
oh **** , thats relevant
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User avatar #15 - maskedguardianmkii (04/21/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks Hawk Girl was ******* useless?
User avatar #217 to #15 - metaljunkies (04/22/2013) [-]
hawk girl is necessary to kill Solomon Grundy, her mace is one of the few things that can kill him
User avatar #137 to #15 - kyletr (04/22/2013) [-]
He one big advantage in the show was she had her mace which was made of Nth metal, which is an anti-magic material able to harm the supernatural. Ghosts, zombies, magic constructs etc. Stuff Superman is (usually) ineffective against.

Mind you, Batman is typically able to get some er "brass" knuckles of the stuff too...
User avatar #86 to #15 - UberAndrew (04/22/2013) [-]
She still kicks some major ass in the show.

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User avatar #31 to #17 - patrickmiller (04/22/2013) [-]
Hawkgirl booted Aquaman, related Aquaman was made gruff looking to beat down his terrible reputation. They also used the ****** lantern because they needed a black guy.
#130 to #31 - theawesomeyoghurt (04/22/2013) [-]
Bad reputation, you say?
Bad reputation, you say?
#114 to #31 - saladtongsofdeath (04/22/2013) [-]
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come again?
User avatar #20 to #15 - Ehwhat (04/22/2013) [-]
She's still pretty badass in my opinion.
User avatar #25 to #20 - pheonixinstinct (04/22/2013) [-]
correction: She's still got a pretty ass
User avatar #22 to #20 - maskedguardianmkii (04/22/2013) [-]
Did she ever actually do anything though?
User avatar #121 to #22 - batmansbitch (04/22/2013) [-]
She did kill Grundy when he was revived.
User avatar #64 to #22 - MaverickZero ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Besides betray the League to the Thanagarians at the end of the first Justice League series? No.
#227 to #22 - waitiknowthisone (04/22/2013) [-]
she helped pull flash out of the speed force... but everybody was there too so she probably could have just as easily flown off and gotten meatball subs for everybody instead
#37 - ashedust (04/22/2013) [-]
Perhaps   
   
But I have yet to meet someone that can outrun me.   
   
ifyouknowwhatImean
Perhaps

But I have yet to meet someone that can outrun me.

ifyouknowwhatImean
#39 to #37 - Ottovan (04/22/2013) [-]
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#185 - Fuzzymarsupial ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #124 - Loppytaffy (04/22/2013) [-]
The fastest way to ruin one's childhood, is the revisit one's childhood.
#27 - funforlife (04/22/2013) [-]
There need to be more Justice League posts.
User avatar #230 to #228 - thegrazel (04/22/2013) [-]
This is probably one of the funniest things I've seen on funnyjunk in a long time. You have brought sunshine to this day.
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