You Dishonor Famiry. Found on Buzzfeed www.buzzfeed.com/daozers/27-signs-you-were-raised-by-asian-immigrant-parents.. 28: your parents moved here from china
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User avatar #264 - thepalmtoptiger (04/22/2013) [-]
Interestingly enough, 3/4 of this also works for traditional Cuban families.
#263 - yellowjack (04/22/2013) [-]
ANONS CAN ACTUALLY SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    
they can taste and suck the cock at will    
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!    
   
The reason a lot of Anons have white stains on their faces, only associate with other Anons, are very talkative, and are very friendly in general is because they love cock and will attempt to get as many 						*****					 as humanly possible into their mouths by rubbing up against people when they see that someone has an erection, or smell large amounts of testosterone in the air, or even if they hear/see the vaguest of sexual suggestion. If they all associated with non Anons a lot more then there would be a lot more people getting sucked off within a split second and if someone spilled their semen on the ground, then any Anons in the area would immediately dive-bomb into it because secretly Anons dream of swimming in oceans of semen with schools of other Anons and it would be obvious to everyone that Anons love cock, but then again, Anons want everyone to know they love cock so that they can gain easier access to it.    
   
Try saying, best yet groaning something as sexual as you possibly can when you are around Anons, and any Anons that hear you will walk up to you and just start dry 						*******					 and grinding on you in order to spring an erection from your pants and then you will know the truth.    
   
PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
ANONS CAN ACTUALLY SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can taste and suck the cock at will
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Anons have white stains on their faces, only associate with other Anons, are very talkative, and are very friendly in general is because they love cock and will attempt to get as many ***** as humanly possible into their mouths by rubbing up against people when they see that someone has an erection, or smell large amounts of testosterone in the air, or even if they hear/see the vaguest of sexual suggestion. If they all associated with non Anons a lot more then there would be a lot more people getting sucked off within a split second and if someone spilled their semen on the ground, then any Anons in the area would immediately dive-bomb into it because secretly Anons dream of swimming in oceans of semen with schools of other Anons and it would be obvious to everyone that Anons love cock, but then again, Anons want everyone to know they love cock so that they can gain easier access to it.

Try saying, best yet groaning something as sexual as you possibly can when you are around Anons, and any Anons that hear you will walk up to you and just start dry ******* and grinding on you in order to spring an erection from your pants and then you will know the truth.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
User avatar #262 - iwanttousenumbers (04/22/2013) [-]
#28. You can read minds.
#257 - mehhwhateverworks (04/22/2013) [-]
and they randomly show up at your dorm, only becuse you didnt answer your phone yesturday....-_-
and they randomly show up at your dorm, only becuse you didnt answer your phone yesturday....-_-
#256 - zorororonoa (04/22/2013) [-]
An all you can eat buffet means an all you can eat buffet. If I can eat enough food to keep me there for 4 hours, I'll be damned if you try and keep me from eating for four hours.
#255 - sweetellie (04/22/2013) [-]
Massage equipment.
Massage equipment.
User avatar #254 - NobleWisdom (04/22/2013) [-]
the feels
User avatar #253 - thatbleachfan ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
How can they steal from hotels if they never go there?
User avatar #252 - arborday (04/22/2013) [-]
salutatorian?
loldisown
#246 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
That last one will set you up for failure. Giving you everything without working for it just teaches them nothing. And that dangers and safety thing first hand? Yeah, keep sheltering them. They'll never learn that way.
User avatar #243 - hellsjester ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
that last part sounded like my parents ..... wow when it's put in that perspective... i owe my parents alot.... i hated it but they sent me to private school (catholic unfortunately). it sucked yah but i was far ahead of everyone else when i hit public highschool. they always had brand new clothes for me every school year so i didn't look like i was poor (we were low middle class at the time). i never went hungry and they put up with my **** on the literal and figurative levels. man i really gotta make sure my parents never go in a home.
thanks mom and dad
#241 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #235 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
28. Through your childhood your parents seem to have always known what you were thinking. Until the age of 13 when you gained your powers and realized Asians can read minds.
#231 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#233 to #231 - davidavidson ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
ANONS CAN ACTUALLY SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can taste and suck the cock at will
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Anons have white stains on their faces, only associate with other Anons, are very talkative, and are very friendly in general is because they love cock and will attempt to get as many ***** as humanly possible into their mouths by rubbing up against people when they see that someone has an erection, or smell large amounts of testosterone in the air, or even if they hear/see the vaguest of sexual suggestion. If they all associated with non Anons a lot more then there would be a lot more people getting sucked off within a split second and if someone spilled their semen on the ground, then any Anons in the area would immediately dive-bomb into it because secretly Anons dream of swimming in oceans of semen with schools of other Anons and it would be obvious to everyone that Anons love cock, but then again, Anons want everyone to know they love cock so that they can gain easier access to it.

Try saying, best yet groaning something as sexual as you possibly can when you are around Anons, and any Anons that hear you will walk up to you and just start dry ******* and grinding on you in order to spring an erection from your pants and then you will know the truth.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#236 to #233 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
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#239 to #237 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
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#242 to #240 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#229 - davidavidson ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
u wot m8?
User avatar #228 - wowimbored (04/22/2013) [-]
#27 made my day.
#227 - finbaa (04/22/2013) [-]
Wait.....aren't these the exact same ******* thing?

Pork Sung - "dried shredded cooked"

Pork Fu "cooked dry shredded"

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#226 - sovietghost (04/22/2013) [-]
Im not even close to be asian, i can relate at leas to 10 of them
not just asian parents do some of this
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#225 - okaythissucks (04/22/2013) [-]
Well I'm Puerto Rican (I live on the island, not the states) and most of those things sound a lot like my family.
#224 - aiming (04/22/2013) [-]
isn't number 9 for everyone?



the one with moms and jackets?... no? ok it's just me then
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