A Legend. . So I' m starting a gang. Bur gang sign is a crudely drawn penis. And I dooit mean ta brag, but we' tagged every damn public bathroom, park bench, an
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A Legend

So I' m starting a gang. Bur gang sign is a crudely drawn penis. And I dooit mean
ta brag, but we' tagged every damn public bathroom, park bench, and middle
school writing desk from here ta New York City. So we' re kind ofa big deal.
Your move, Bloods antler Crips,
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1 "hal, draong sign?
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As we drove up ta Las Angeles this morning, I faund myself thinking, ‘Inlaw long
warld we have ta drive in the carpool lane Givith a prostitute in the passenger seat
in order far the savings in gas and time ta negate the cast ofthe hooker?" Well, I
thoughti I suppose that warld depend an the cast ofthe hooker, the MPG ofthe
an and haw valuable we insiders time ta be,
And then I stopped thinking, because **** math,
Unlike I Camment ' 23 August at 22: 33 u,
So taday, I learned haw ta sail, After going back and ferth far like and hour in the
bay, it' s safe ta say I' m an expert. So, the question is, ladies, will you let me trake
you an a sailboat and you cauld strand up an the baw and spread your arms out
and I' d came up behind mu but it wouldn' t be DEED? and at some point I' d be like
I' M THE KING OF THE RORLD" and then later I cauld draw you naked or
whatever.
So, yeah, all me,
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As a rapper, the highest hanar mu an achieve is having your dumbass fans
actually spell your name correctly in the Youtube suggestions menu.
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I' m not w sure I believe that George himself grew marijuana. I feel
like if he did, the warld be very, very different.
we the People ofthe United Mates, in Carder ta farm a more perfect Union,
Eggs
Wine
Mare Weed
Same ofthose little ******* rakes that Madison' s wife makes
Mare weed
Apples
Roasted chicken, but like, cut it up inta little bite size nuggets.
Like ' Comment , 137 July at 21: 33 ' t,
I never know what ta say ta people when I pass them an the sidewalk at night.
Saw evening" is creepy as hell, and "good night" literally sounds like yau' re about
ta kill the persin. Seriously, good night is only ever appropriate when yau' re either
a) Actually going ta sleep or b) Whispering it in the ear of your victim,
And Mats why Jack the Ripper killed everyine he met an the road at night.
Like , Comment '32 July at 22: 43 u,
Surprisingly, Biting ' s advice of "grabbing sameone sexy" and telling her ta
give mu everything tonight‘ or she ‘might not see tomarrow‘ isn' t quite as
effective as we might think.
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Surprisingly, my APUSH teacher was not amused when I asked if Backs Rebellion
was the aftermath ofthe invasion ofthe Bay of Pigs the day befire the AP test.
As fiar as Greer aplies , I' m tam between beaming an injections drug dealer or
a pimp wha specializes in prostitutes that dress up like superheroes,
That' s right. I' m going ta be either a heroin dealer, or a heroine dealer.
Like ' Camment , 22 April at 19', 57 , t,
This poll mats asking ‘Whats mast important in a relationship?" actually produces
Mme important data, Girls, you an naw tell which guys like sex, and whim guys
t are ******* liars.
Unlike , Comment I 33 April at 23: 27 ' t,
My basketball strategy assists of making sounds, flailing my arms,
and wearing a bicycle helmet while screaming that everything is a faul.
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This MTV ‘Get " compition is heavy stuff. I better get myself tested
far STEM. Beacuse of all the sex I have, Frequently, Aith all ofthe girls that want
ta have sex with me, Beacuse they know thatl am good at sex.
I am sexually active,
Math: A Poem By w ii
Math is a cunt.
Thank you,
Like . Camment '33 February at 16: 32 . t,
I actually enjoy political arguments. Especially when I' m defending Barack Obama,
because it requires very little effert an my part. All I really have ta do is launch a
pessoal aback w my went, including the wards 'facist', "ignorant', and
America", I win, you ignorant racist. America,
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My self esteem is at an all time law. There' s this girl wha just HATES me, She keeps
calling me pathetic, creepy, even a MONSTER.
Whatever. Still not letting her out of my basement.
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#2 - abstract ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The heroin/heroine almost drove me to tears.
The heroin/heroine almost drove me to tears.
#1 - qosfortyone (04/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the last one did it for me
the last one did it for me
#7 - giustobuffo (04/22/2013) [-]
Brain broken. I think this man wins at joketitude.
#9 - stepsword ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If he sold pictures of Emma Watson he could be a hermione dealer
If he sold pictures of Emma Watson he could be a hermione dealer
User avatar #28 - MrMustacho ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
he's just quoting comedians/movies
#5 - bokkos ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm too 						*******					 high to deal with this
I'm too ******* high to deal with this
#4 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
"I am sexually Active"    
i was in tears
"I am sexually Active"
i was in tears
#22 - jewsburninindaoven (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now say goodnight
Now say goodnight
User avatar #16 - yudodat ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
"Math is a cunt.
Thank you."

******* hilarious at this time of night.
#31 - thereasonableperso (04/22/2013) [-]
"Some of those little ******* cakes Madisons wife makes" lost it right there.
#34 - seleniyxoxo (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I want to know who this guy is, I would totally add him and chill with him
I want to know who this guy is, I would totally add him and chill with him
#21 - waffies ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've heard the one about "Good evening" and "Good night" before, but the   
   
"And thats why jack the ripper killed everyone he met on the street at night"   
Is damn near the cleverest thing i've read all year.
I've heard the one about "Good evening" and "Good night" before, but the

"And thats why jack the ripper killed everyone he met on the street at night"
Is damn near the cleverest thing i've read all year.
#23 - zacsuntibidea (04/22/2013) [-]
Lost it at Heroine dealer.
How awesome would it be to even drive by that corner?

"Honey? Is it still not allowed if I'm convinced I'm helping save the world?"
#35 - stallwallwriter (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I wish my facebook feed was like this.
#15 - doggstar (04/22/2013) [-]
i like this guy
i like this guy
User avatar #13 - davidiskickin (04/22/2013) [-]
Now this is funny.
User avatar #12 - faithrider (04/22/2013) [-]
i loved the bacon's rebellion one
#19 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This sounds like a guy who posts sickipedia jokes on facebook, makes a comp of his own posts and calls himself a legend.
User avatar #17 - ayevanity (04/22/2013) [-]
I NEED TO KNOW WHO THIS IS.
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