GREAT Britain and Great Britain. Don't look at the tags... Welcome to Spain, where everything's up and the colonies don't matter. The Game
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#29 - oriolopocholo
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Welcome to Spain, where everything's ****** up and the colonies don't matter.
Welcome to Spain, where everything's ****** up and the colonies don't matter.
#70 to #29 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Did that gif. just give us Spain's future up till 2030?
#204 to #70 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Separatist movements are currently threatening to break Spain into a number of smaller countries
#226 to #204 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Well now we know how that turns out. (They fail because the map hasn't changed)
#285 to #226 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Mmmh... It clearly changes
#326 to #285 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Yep, the Basque Country + Navarre out by 2014, Catalonia 2018, Galicia 2020.
#426 to #326 - novren
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(04/22/2013) [-]
You clearly know your ****.

Seriously? Basque Country 2014, Catalonia 2018? In any case, I would swap the countries, I believe.
#398 to #326 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
You've got no idea.
#389 to #326 - hairibar
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Basque Country independent at 2014? I would like that. We've got a neoliberalist party with absolut majority until 2016, so... NOPE yet
#405 to #204 - oriolopocholo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
the saaaame spaniard, again!
#407 to #405 - oriolopocholo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
"break spain"... goddamn lol
#324 to #29 - novren
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(04/22/2013) [-]
There is a version of this gif that misses Catalonia on 2014, I can't find it though...
#406 to #324 - oriolopocholo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
català? //*//
#412 to #406 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
And Spanish (;
#420 to #412 - novren
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Oh, yes, tapas tortillas toros y olé :)

It's so great being Spanish :)

:) :) :)
#431 to #420 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Eso es solo la cola de la serpiente
#413 to #412 - oriolopocholo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
va calla pesat
#432 to #413 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Y tú vete a meterte la lengua por el culo un rato.
#424 to #406 - novren
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Oh, merda, comentari número 324, 3/24, que gran xD
#423 to #406 - novren
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Ara veig que ets de Barçalunya, vull dir Barcelona.

novren reporting in from Tarragona capital (Barcelona sucursal!)
#421 to #406 - novren
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Efectivament.
D'on, tu?
#428 to #421 - oriolopocholo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
barcelona, de l'eixample:D
>tot el que vols saber
>quan ho vols saber
#435 to #428 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
putos catalanes
puta cataluña
viva españa
#436 to #435 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Tío, vale. Viva España, pero no seas tan vulgar.
#402 to #324 - oriolopocholo
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#400 to #324 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
You are just a bunch of faggots that don't know why are complaining.
#403 to #400 - oriolopocholo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
blablabla shut up you filthy anon
#411 to #403 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I'm right (;
#414 to #411 - oriolopocholo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
cara al sol con la camisa nuevaaaaaaaa
#433 to #414 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Qué gran error cometes, tú, cateto, al confundir a un patriota que rechaza todos los sistemas políticos hasta la fecha con un fascista.
El orgullo no tiene que ver con ninguna ideología.
#425 to #400 - novren
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(04/22/2013) [-]
If you say so.
#153 to #29 - heywhatsthat
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(04/22/2013) [-]
didn't Spain lose Spain to Napoleon around 1810?
#399 to #153 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
That was the second biggest mistake of Napoleon
#174 to #153 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
yeah but great Britain and some other countries nobody cares about saved them then went back to swimming in gold
#445 to #174 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
In gold? We lost our colinies because that asshole!
#200 to #29 - crzycuban
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(04/22/2013) [-]
what youve basically done is make a gif that can be used up until 2030
#401 to #200 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
He took it from internet and does'nt show the future.
#404 to #401 - oriolopocholo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
saaame ******* angry spaniard
#415 to #29 - tazze ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
all these spaniards here discussing politics and territorial issues and I'm just sitting here waiting till I get my degree so that I can get the **** outta this ******** country

inb4 red thumbs
#416 to #415 - oriolopocholo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
ah you lucky ****, i'm ******* tied to here
#417 to #416 - tazze ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
well, if you think about it, I'm tied too, I mean, I was born here and I still live here (Biscay) so getting out won't be easy, but I really want to do it, I want to move to Canada, Japan or Switzerland, anywhere where I don't feel like I'm walking through Walmart in terms of average IQ, I'm fed up with europe to begin with so yep, getting out of here is going to be hard
#422 to #417 - novren
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Oh man, I wish I could go living on Canada.
I'm so good at apologizing...

Seriously, I would love it. Québec or the English part, doesn't matter, but ******* far away from Europe...
#418 to #417 - oriolopocholo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
barcelonafag here. i'm moving to Canada next year to study, but i'll have to come back. all my friends and family are here. europe is ****** ******* continent, i want to go as far as is possible. **** i'll do new zealand if i can
#429 to #418 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
THEN GO OUT AND STOP TRYING TO SPOIL OUR COUNTRY! ASSHOLES
#430 to #429 - oriolopocholo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
hahahahaha look at the poor kid. i bet you're from the south XD
#434 to #430 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Yup, from the south of Betanzos (Galicia, España). Of course you are another smartass separatist that doesn't know or understand the reasons of this.
#419 to #418 - oriolopocholo
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(04/22/2013) [-]
is a*
#31 to #29 - arandomanon ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Damn, that .gif is a better way of expressing my point than my previous comment
#42 to #29 - Jowi
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You're probably gonna lose Catalonia and also I don't know why you haven't already given the Basque up considering how much they hate you
#8 - Bazleboy
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I'm sure we owned a **** ton more than that.
#149 to #8 - Ruspanic
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Not at the same time. That's why you don't see the thirteen colonies here.
#216 to #149 - Slicernicer
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, only the other hundred colonies or so.
#185 to #8 - lordmoldywart
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(04/22/2013) [-]
the US for one
#32 to #8 - Rockaman
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That's the British Empire at it's greatest extent, Britain has owned other parts of the world but had lost them by this stage.
#148 to #8 - pottie
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(04/22/2013) [-]
We have had the largest and richest empire, but now we are a little rock who sits back and argues about the weather...
#393 to #148 - Slicernicer
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(04/22/2013) [-]
And also control the international financial markets.
#186 to #8 - Slicernicer
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(04/22/2013) [-]
It's missing Tanzania, Iraq, Jordan, Israel, Namibia, 2/3 of Libya, Papua New Guinea, Gambia, and the informal empire in Argentina, Iran, Thailand, and parts of China.

The British Empire was badass.
#339 to #186 - aussiepridevil
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(04/22/2013) [-]
you got all of that down pat but siam (thailand) was independant, the important parts of it anyway, Britain did hold on to some parts of siam and just thought it was part of burma.
#122 - namnori
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(04/22/2013) [-]
At least we still have... that.
#179 to #122 - comicsguy
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(04/22/2013) [-]
**** you
#190 to #122 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I find so retarded that even a single life , disregarding it's nationality was taken from somebody for that ****** island.
#196 to #190 - thepsycho
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Nationalism does weird things.
#202 to #196 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Nationalism didn't send any Argentinian to fight to that ****** island we were under a military dictatorship, it was obligatory military service , and deserting was punished by torture/death.

Source: I'm from Argentina , ******* hate that island , my father fought for those island and he or anybody who fought at his side gave a **** about those islands.
#203 to #202 - thepsycho
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(04/22/2013) [-]
It was a joke, mate. I'm from Argentina too. I'm also making fun that everything's going to the ******* and once a politician says "We'll reclaim the Falklands" everyone sits down like a dog as if nothing wrong is happening.
#205 to #203 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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#206 to #205 - thepsycho
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#252 to #203 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Las Malvinas son brasileñas!
#443 to #252 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
No! They are Chinese!
#353 to #196 - comicsguy
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Actually, the mayority of Argentina's population is white
#358 to #353 - thepsycho
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(04/22/2013) [-]
>Argentina
>White
#409 to #358 - comicsguy
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Seriously. The european ingmigrants wave was huge in the 19th and 20th century. Look it up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_people#Argentina

"Although no official censuses based on ethnic classification have been carried out in Argentina, some international sources state that White Argentines and other whites (Europeans and Middle-Easterners) in Argentina make up somewhere between 89.7%"
#410 to #409 - thepsycho
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(04/22/2013) [-]
>Argentina
>White
#156 to #122 - BillyRyan
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(04/22/2013) [-]
SOUTH SANDWICH ISLAND, BITCHES.
#210 to #156 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Falklands you dumb ****
#222 to #210 - BillyRyan
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I'm aware they're the Falklands, but I still wanted to point out that Great Britain still controls the South Sandwich Islands, and that's awesome.

The name's awesome, at least.
#442 to #222 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
No, in Spanish is Malvinas. Is better to be English hahaha
#2 - nicopwnz
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(04/21/2013) [-]
#15 - kazorkthedork
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(04/21/2013) [-]
it used to be 'Great Britain'

now it's 'Pretty Good I Guess Britain'
#9 - aahrg
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(04/21/2013) [-]
you forgot a hefty chunk of the USA...
#155 to #9 - golbot
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(04/22/2013) [-]
im pretty sure the eastern seaboard isnt a "hefty chunk" of the US
#167 to #9 - zukowashere
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you guys didn't own the USA in 1918.
#168 to #167 - aahrg
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I don't see a date on the map, and i'm canadian
#169 to #168 - zukowashere
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Britain doesn't own the post WWI German colonies, but it has all of its African colonies, so it's 1890-1918ish
#20 to #9 - imashitbricks
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You mean the east coast?
#162 - bangala
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#177 to #162 - beefking
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(04/22/2013) [-]
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#342 to #162 - milthyfoustache
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(04/22/2013) [-]
"Are all British wankers this stupid?"... Well **** you very much sir.
"Are all British wankers this stupid?"... Well **** you very much sir.
#349 to #342 - Mojake
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(04/22/2013) [-]
You have to admit, a good 80% of us are total ******* morons.
#350 to #349 - milthyfoustache
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(04/22/2013) [-]
In my opinion about 80% of the planet are for one reason or the other, got note to do with nationality :p
#351 to #350 - Mojake
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Agreed, but the figures still count.
#213 to #162 - Slicernicer
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(04/22/2013) [-]
That map is missing Egypt.

Also there's Argentina, Thailand, Persia and China which the British had carved huge swathes of influence in.
#268 to #213 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Also by then Canada and Australia had gained independence
#271 to #268 - Slicernicer
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Statute of Westminster was 1931. Before then they were just self running bits of the Empire.

As for Egypt, under the Khedive it was occupied and de-facto run by Britain since 1882 , and when it became a Sultunate in 1914 it was a protectorate of Britain until 1922, whenit became an independent Kingdom that was very dependent on Britain and everybody knew that the place was British, hence why Egyptians were rooting for Germany in WW2: They wanted the British out.

Still, the men who built and ran the empire certainly were magnificent bastards.
#240 to #213 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Egypt wasn't an official colony it had a very strange treaty with the Brits where they controlled everything but Egypt was nominally independent.
#272 to #162 - nustix
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Well atleast the English didn't **** up as bad as the Netherlands: We lost New York,
New-Sealand, Australia. And those are just the countries we lost to the brittain.
#369 to #162 - nsfwbrowserv
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Thank you. Why the **** is everyone including the "thirteen colonies" along with parts of inland africa?
#308 - katanauser
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#195 - zomgodness
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#209 to #195 - mrjweezy
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(04/22/2013) [-]
she never owned any...her ancestors did
#223 to #209 - pennydragon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Well she's still the monarch of Commonwealth countries.

This includes Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the Bahamas, Jamaica, Barbados and others.

But it's not like she really has that much control over them.
#228 to #209 - newsmyrna
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Wasn't she the last empress of India
#215 to #209 - akimbobears
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I think they owned Hong Kong for a large portion of her reign.
#12 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(04/21/2013) [-]
We still have Australia and new zealand
#338 to #12 - pokelova
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Do you really want Australia though?
#346 to #338 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Yes, Australia is bad ass.
#74 to #12 - intrepidy
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(04/21/2013) [-]
And Gibraltar
#340 to #12 - aussiepridevil
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(04/22/2013) [-]
you don't own us, we're only part of the commonwealth, we're all grown up and living on out own but we're still on good terms.
#14 to #12 - maddboiy
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(04/21/2013) [-]
and the Falklands
#22 to #14 - mechman
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(04/21/2013) [-]
They're in the second picture below the text.
#26 to #22 - maddboiy
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(04/21/2013) [-]
oh, thanks for pointing that out
#21 to #14 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(04/21/2013) [-]
and south sandwich island