GREAT Britain and Great Britain. Don't look at the tags... Welcome to Spain, where everything's up and the colonies don't matter. The Game
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#29 - oriolopocholo (04/21/2013) [-]
Welcome to Spain, where everything's 			******		 up and the colonies don't matter.
Welcome to Spain, where everything's ****** up and the colonies don't matter.
User avatar #324 to #29 - novren (04/22/2013) [-]
There is a version of this gif that misses Catalonia on 2014, I can't find it though...
User avatar #406 to #324 - oriolopocholo (04/22/2013) [-]
català? //*//
User avatar #424 to #406 - novren (04/22/2013) [-]
Oh, merda, comentari número 324, 3/24, que gran xD
User avatar #423 to #406 - novren (04/22/2013) [-]
Ara veig que ets de Barçalunya, vull dir Barcelona.

novren reporting in from Tarragona capital (Barcelona sucursal!)
User avatar #421 to #406 - novren (04/22/2013) [-]
Efectivament.
D'on, tu?
User avatar #428 to #421 - oriolopocholo (04/22/2013) [-]
barcelona, de l'eixample:D
>tot el que vols saber
>quan ho vols saber
#435 to #428 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
putos catalanes
puta cataluña
viva españa
#436 to #435 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Tío, vale. Viva España, pero no seas tan vulgar.
#412 to #406 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
And Spanish (;
User avatar #420 to #412 - novren (04/22/2013) [-]
Oh, yes, tapas tortillas toros y olé :)

It's so great being Spanish :)

:) :) :)
#431 to #420 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Eso es solo la cola de la serpiente
User avatar #413 to #412 - oriolopocholo (04/22/2013) [-]
va calla pesat
#432 to #413 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Y tú vete a meterte la lengua por el culo un rato.
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#400 to #324 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
You are just a bunch of faggots that don't know why are complaining.
User avatar #425 to #400 - novren (04/22/2013) [-]
If you say so.
User avatar #403 to #400 - oriolopocholo (04/22/2013) [-]
blablabla shut up you filthy anon
#411 to #403 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm right (;
User avatar #414 to #411 - oriolopocholo (04/22/2013) [-]
cara al sol con la camisa nuevaaaaaaaa
#433 to #414 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Qué gran error cometes, tú, cateto, al confundir a un patriota que rechaza todos los sistemas políticos hasta la fecha con un fascista.
El orgullo no tiene que ver con ninguna ideología.
User avatar #153 to #29 - heywhatsthat (04/22/2013) [-]
didn't Spain lose Spain to Napoleon around 1810?
#174 to #153 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
yeah but great Britain and some other countries nobody cares about saved them then went back to swimming in gold
#445 to #174 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
In gold? We lost our colinies because that asshole!
#399 to #153 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
That was the second biggest mistake of Napoleon
#415 to #29 - tazze (04/22/2013) [-]
all these spaniards here discussing politics and territorial issues and I'm just sitting here waiting till I get my degree so that I can get the **** outta this ******** country

inb4 red thumbs
User avatar #416 to #415 - oriolopocholo (04/22/2013) [-]
ah you lucky **** , i'm ******* tied to here
#417 to #416 - tazze (04/22/2013) [-]
well, if you think about it, I'm tied too, I mean, I was born here and I still live here (Biscay) so getting out won't be easy, but I really want to do it, I want to move to Canada, Japan or Switzerland, anywhere where I don't feel like I'm walking through Walmart in terms of average IQ, I'm fed up with europe to begin with so yep, getting out of here is going to be hard
User avatar #422 to #417 - novren (04/22/2013) [-]
Oh man, I wish I could go living on Canada.
I'm so good at apologizing...

Seriously, I would love it. Québec or the English part, doesn't matter, but ******* far away from Europe...
User avatar #418 to #417 - oriolopocholo (04/22/2013) [-]
barcelonafag here. i'm moving to Canada next year to study, but i'll have to come back. all my friends and family are here. europe is ****** ******* continent, i want to go as far as is possible. **** i'll do new zealand if i can
#429 to #418 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
THEN GO OUT AND STOP TRYING TO SPOIL OUR COUNTRY! ASSHOLES
User avatar #430 to #429 - oriolopocholo (04/22/2013) [-]
hahahahaha look at the poor kid. i bet you're from the south XD
#434 to #430 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Yup, from the south of Betanzos (Galicia, España). Of course you are another smartass separatist that doesn't know or understand the reasons of this.
User avatar #419 to #418 - oriolopocholo (04/22/2013) [-]
is a*
#200 to #29 - crzycuban (04/22/2013) [-]
what youve basically done is make a gif that can be used up until 2030
#401 to #200 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
He took it from internet and does'nt show the future.
User avatar #404 to #401 - oriolopocholo (04/22/2013) [-]
saaame ******* angry spaniard
User avatar #31 to #29 - arandomanon ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Damn, that .gif is a better way of expressing my point than my previous comment
#42 to #29 - Jowi ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
You're probably gonna lose Catalonia and also I don't know why you haven't already given the Basque up considering how much they hate you
#70 to #29 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
Did that gif. just give us Spain's future up till 2030?
#204 to #70 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Separatist movements are currently threatening to break Spain into a number of smaller countries
#226 to #204 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Well now we know how that turns out. (They fail because the map hasn't changed)
#285 to #226 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Mmmh... It clearly changes
#326 to #285 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Yep, the Basque Country + Navarre out by 2014, Catalonia 2018, Galicia 2020.
#389 to #326 - hairibar (04/22/2013) [-]
Basque Country independent at 2014? I would like that. We've got a neoliberalist party with absolut majority until 2016, so... NOPE yet
User avatar #426 to #326 - novren (04/22/2013) [-]
You clearly know your **** .

Seriously? Basque Country 2014, Catalonia 2018? In any case, I would swap the countries, I believe.
#398 to #326 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
You've got no idea.
User avatar #405 to #204 - oriolopocholo (04/22/2013) [-]
the saaaame spaniard, again!
User avatar #407 to #405 - oriolopocholo (04/22/2013) [-]
"break spain"... goddamn lol
#122 - namnori (04/22/2013) [-]
At least we still have... that.
#179 to #122 - comicsguy (04/22/2013) [-]
**** you
User avatar #190 to #122 - tomtomvdp (04/22/2013) [-]
I find so retarded that even a single life , disregarding it's nationality was taken from somebody for that ****** island.
#196 to #190 - thepsycho (04/22/2013) [-]
Nationalism does weird things.
User avatar #202 to #196 - tomtomvdp (04/22/2013) [-]
Nationalism didn't send any Argentinian to fight to that ****** island we were under a military dictatorship, it was obligatory military service , and deserting was punished by torture/death.

Source: I'm from Argentina , ******* hate that island , my father fought for those island and he or anybody who fought at his side gave a **** about those islands.
#203 to #202 - thepsycho (04/22/2013) [-]
It was a joke, mate. I'm from Argentina too. I'm also making fun that everything's going to the ******* and once a politician says "We'll reclaim the Falklands" everyone sits down like a dog as if nothing wrong is happening.
#252 to #203 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Las Malvinas son brasileñas!
#443 to #252 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
No! They are Chinese!
#353 to #196 - comicsguy (04/22/2013) [-]
Actually, the mayority of Argentina's population is white
User avatar #358 to #353 - thepsycho (04/22/2013) [-]
>Argentina
>White
#409 to #358 - comicsguy (04/22/2013) [-]
Seriously. The european ingmigrants wave was huge in the 19th and 20th century. Look it up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_people#Argentina

"Although no official censuses based on ethnic classification have been carried out in Argentina, some international sources state that White Argentines and other whites (Europeans and Middle-Easterners) in Argentina make up somewhere between 89.7%"
User avatar #410 to #409 - thepsycho (04/22/2013) [-]
>Argentina
>White
#156 to #122 - BillyRyan (04/22/2013) [-]
SOUTH SANDWICH ISLAND, BITCHES.
#210 to #156 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Falklands you dumb ****
User avatar #222 to #210 - BillyRyan (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm aware they're the Falklands, but I still wanted to point out that Great Britain still controls the South Sandwich Islands, and that's awesome.

The name's awesome, at least.
#442 to #222 - John Cena (04/23/2013) [-]
No, in Spanish is Malvinas. Is better to be English hahaha
#8 - Bazleboy (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm sure we owned a **** ton more than that.
User avatar #149 to #8 - Ruspanic ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Not at the same time. That's why you don't see the thirteen colonies here.
#216 to #149 - Slicernicer (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, only the other hundred colonies or so.
User avatar #185 to #8 - lordmoldywart (04/22/2013) [-]
the US for one
User avatar #32 to #8 - Rockaman ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
That's the British Empire at it's greatest extent, Britain has owned other parts of the world but had lost them by this stage.
#186 to #8 - Slicernicer (04/22/2013) [-]
It's missing Tanzania, Iraq, Jordan, Israel, Namibia, 2/3 of Libya, Papua New Guinea, Gambia, and the informal empire in Argentina, Iran, Thailand, and parts of China.

The British Empire was badass.
User avatar #339 to #186 - aussiepridevil (04/22/2013) [-]
you got all of that down pat but siam (thailand) was independant, the important parts of it anyway, Britain did hold on to some parts of siam and just thought it was part of burma.
User avatar #148 to #8 - pottie (04/22/2013) [-]
We have had the largest and richest empire, but now we are a little rock who sits back and argues about the weather...
#393 to #148 - Slicernicer (04/22/2013) [-]
And also control the international financial markets.
User avatar #15 - kazorkthedork (04/21/2013) [-]
it used to be 'Great Britain'

now it's 'Pretty Good I Guess Britain'
#12 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
We still have Australia and new zealand
User avatar #338 to #12 - pokelova (04/22/2013) [-]
Do you really want Australia though?
#346 to #338 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
Yes, Australia is bad ass.
#74 to #12 - intrepidy (04/21/2013) [-]
And Gibraltar
User avatar #340 to #12 - aussiepridevil (04/22/2013) [-]
you don't own us, we're only part of the commonwealth, we're all grown up and living on out own but we're still on good terms.
User avatar #14 to #12 - maddboiy (04/21/2013) [-]
and the Falklands
#22 to #14 - mechman (04/21/2013) [-]
They're in the second picture below the text.
User avatar #26 to #22 - maddboiy (04/21/2013) [-]
oh, thanks for pointing that out
#21 to #14 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
and south sandwich island
User avatar #209 to #195 - mrjweezy (04/22/2013) [-]
she never owned any...her ancestors did
User avatar #223 to #209 - pennydragon ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Well she's still the monarch of Commonwealth countries.

This includes Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the Bahamas, Jamaica, Barbados and others.

But it's not like she really has that much control over them.
User avatar #228 to #209 - newsmyrna (04/22/2013) [-]
Wasn't she the last empress of India
#215 to #209 - akimbobears (04/22/2013) [-]
I think they owned Hong Kong for a large portion of her reign.
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#213 to #162 - Slicernicer (04/22/2013) [-]
That map is missing Egypt.

Also there's Argentina, Thailand, Persia and China which the British had carved huge swathes of influence in.
#240 to #213 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Egypt wasn't an official colony it had a very strange treaty with the Brits where they controlled everything but Egypt was nominally independent.
#268 to #213 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Also by then Canada and Australia had gained independence
#271 to #268 - Slicernicer (04/22/2013) [-]
Statute of Westminster was 1931. Before then they were just self running bits of the Empire.

As for Egypt, under the Khedive it was occupied and de-facto run by Britain since 1882 , and when it became a Sultunate in 1914 it was a protectorate of Britain until 1922, whenit became an independent Kingdom that was very dependent on Britain and everybody knew that the place was British, hence why Egyptians were rooting for Germany in WW2: They wanted the British out.

Still, the men who built and ran the empire certainly were magnificent bastards.
User avatar #272 to #162 - nustix (04/22/2013) [-]
Well atleast the English didn't **** up as bad as the Netherlands: We lost New York,
New-Sealand, Australia. And those are just the countries we lost to the brittain.
User avatar #369 to #162 - nsfwbrowserv (04/22/2013) [-]
Thank you. Why the **** is everyone including the "thirteen colonies" along with parts of inland africa?
#342 to #162 - milthyfoustache (04/22/2013) [-]
"Are all British wankers this stupid?"... Well 			****		 you very much sir.
"Are all British wankers this stupid?"... Well **** you very much sir.
User avatar #349 to #342 - Mojake (04/22/2013) [-]
You have to admit, a good 80% of us are total ******* morons.
User avatar #350 to #349 - milthyfoustache (04/22/2013) [-]
In my opinion about 80% of the planet are for one reason or the other, got note to do with nationality :p
User avatar #351 to #350 - Mojake (04/22/2013) [-]
Agreed, but the figures still count.
#130 - craazhy (04/22/2013) [-]
< a fast forwarded reaction from Britain over the decades
< a fast forwarded reaction from Britain over the decades
#36 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
Once a glorious empire in which it was said the sun would never set on the british empire   
   
now we have primark and chaves with constant drug and crime. I feel ashamed of modern british society
Once a glorious empire in which it was said the sun would never set on the british empire

now we have primark and chaves with constant drug and crime. I feel ashamed of modern british society
User avatar #38 to #36 - Hreidmar (04/21/2013) [-]
Yeah. You also have Stephen Fry, the London Symphony Orchestra... plenty of good things still in Great Britain.
User avatar #40 to #38 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
thats called the wealthy

want to come to my town or the worse one next to it? we had a new hotel open in the town center, it took 2 days for the first rape charge and 2 weeks for drugs to be found
#43 to #40 - Jowi ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
During the days of the Empire we had way more scum and villainy. The UK is brilliant, be thankful you live here and not Africa....... Or France...
User avatar #48 to #43 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
or france? france?
france is rich and the only nation in europe to be able to provide itself with food

i understand its much better than africa but i never aid it was worse than africa did i? no so don't think im being a dick and saying its the ******** place on earth beacuse its far from it.
#54 to #48 - Jowi ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Chill dude, the France thing was a joke... Remember we're British. All we do is make fun of the French
#63 to #54 - rprol (04/21/2013) [-]
Damn cheese eating surrender monkeys!
User avatar #41 to #40 - Hreidmar (04/21/2013) [-]
I've been there. that was always there even back in the days of the Empire. In larger amounts, too. There have always been and probably always will be **** areas in every part of the globe. Consider yourself lucky that there's comparatively fewer of them in England.
User avatar #44 to #41 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
hahahaha
ok sure you think that, why not try living here
User avatar #46 to #44 - Hreidmar (04/21/2013) [-]
No thanks. Living in Russia's too much fun, where crossing the street is basically a heroic endeavor, and getting pickpocketed/mugged is more a matter of when and how many times per month rather than if.
User avatar #50 to #46 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
other than the traffic it's about the same over here in any large town and even old industrial villages have high crime rates
User avatar #52 to #50 - Hreidmar (04/21/2013) [-]
Like I said, **** areas exist everywhere. I'm not exactly a ray of sunshine, but you really should pay some attention to the good stuff in life. Simply so that it continues to exist.
User avatar #55 to #52 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
oh theres always good in life
trust me im not stay here anymore im going to canada thank you :D
User avatar #49 to #44 - backupclover ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
North Wales, in the countryside, is just fantastic and quiet.
User avatar #53 to #49 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
in fact wales has one of the highest suicide rates in the uk
User avatar #75 to #53 - mymiddleleg (04/21/2013) [-]
Actually Scotland does, dont know where you got that from
User avatar #80 to #75 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
from research and reports
scotland did have high but think the reports i read must of been comparing the population size an its represents a large figure.

i could be wrong but friends and reports is where i got my view from
User avatar #82 to #80 - mymiddleleg (04/21/2013) [-]
Either way most of the UK is a cesspit now
User avatar #85 to #82 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
agreed
and thats why at the end of this year I shall hopefully be in canada looks at the mountains with a new life
User avatar #56 to #53 - backupclover ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Really? must be in the south.
User avatar #57 to #56 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
yer small towns have really bad rates
villages even worse, its due to small populations and the fact the whole of wales is a country side and there so modern comforts there. And cardiff by train goes round a river making it longer so any concerts or event up there can be impossible to attend to some
User avatar #58 to #57 - backupclover ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Then use your damn car, I'm flexible enough to use both, and my sister lives down in Cardiff so I go down on a regular basis so I can deal with both.
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User avatar #62 to #59 - backupclover ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
That's a shame, I got a job here in the north and I can support a car on my current part time job.

Damn bro, sounds like I'm a Stark family member saying that.
User avatar #64 to #62 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
ah crude i deleted my post haha
but yer thats a growing problem in wales
another fun place is essex. ever been there?
User avatar #65 to #64 - backupclover ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Never, the only places I go to in England is Manchester, Liverpool and London. On occasion, Dover whenever I ferry to Europe.
User avatar #73 to #65 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
yer essex is a **** hole
literally i consider it the 2nd worst place in england, 1st would be south london
manchester is alright but liverpool is a bit meh, people are far too 'rough' and intolerable and shout too much. City is nice tho and nice history behind it
User avatar #76 to #73 - backupclover ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Scousers have a bad reputation but a lot of them are really nice with you but I mainly go to Liverpool for the music scene.
User avatar #79 to #76 - doddythechef (04/21/2013) [-]
everywhere these nice people but its the majority that makes the image
#39 to #36 - mrwalkerfour (04/21/2013) [-]
yeah but look.






a queen!
User avatar #86 to #36 - sirbutterballs (04/21/2013) [-]
At least they have great musicians and comedians...
#367 - luquaz (04/22/2013) [-]
Glorious Mongolian Empire
Glorious Mongolian Empire
User avatar #375 to #367 - mikaelkid (04/22/2013) [-]
I take it they collapsed.
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User avatar #116 to #94 - defeats (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm guessing most non-UK won't get that one!
#119 to #116 - DweebyTwonkyHead (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeh! but thanks for noticing pal :D
#13 - iamlying (04/21/2013) [-]
Repping.
#183 to #13 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Actually, Britain didn't have control of the middle east until the fall of the Ottoman Empire after the first world war around 1919 which is well after the US and Canada gained independence. So Britain never controlled all of this area at one time.
#184 to #183 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
Sorry, I forgot Canada got it's independence after/during the 1920's. nvm that part.
#30 to #13 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
I am australian and will actually confirm that,
the queen of england is the royal monarch of australia, and technically owns all of our land, but of course isn't going to deport us to the sea to have a tea party
#66 to #30 - rprol (04/21/2013) [-]
How is the republican movement going? #nosarcasmjustinterest
User avatar #9 - aahrg (04/21/2013) [-]
you forgot a hefty chunk of the USA...
#155 to #9 - golbot (04/22/2013) [-]
im pretty sure the eastern seaboard isnt a "hefty chunk" of the US
User avatar #167 to #9 - zukowashere (04/22/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you guys didn't own the USA in 1918.
User avatar #168 to #167 - aahrg (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't see a date on the map, and i'm canadian
User avatar #169 to #168 - zukowashere (04/22/2013) [-]
Britain doesn't own the post WWI German colonies, but it has all of its African colonies, so it's 1890-1918ish
User avatar #20 to #9 - imashitbricks (04/21/2013) [-]
You mean the east coast?
#181 - Slicernicer (04/22/2013) [-]
Technically speaking the Queen still owns a **** ton of stuff.
User avatar #208 to #181 - lightninghorse ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
not canada
User avatar #224 to #208 - pennydragon ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
She's the Queen of Canada too.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_realm
User avatar #280 to #224 - ghostlypresence (04/22/2013) [-]
Although her power doesn't mean **** . Even the Governor General can't do or say **** , they literally have to agree to anything the Prime Minister says.
#292 to #280 - Slicernicer (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the Queen has the legal authority as ordained by god to do whatever the hell she wants, however doing so would lead to a constitutional crisis and her getting canned.

Still, if she does something that's popular enough it would be funny as hell to see her making demands. Free pudding day methinks?
#137 - Peachfuzz (04/22/2013) [-]
Look at all the butt hurt British.
#178 to #137 - beefking (04/22/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Garf eel ** I do say, I am quite rustled!
User avatar #160 to #137 - kyoutu (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm not butthurt, I'm kinda happy were not powerful when being powerful isn't necessary to get by. We took control and did **** when it mattered, now were still reaping our rewards while Murrica' takes the fall as the most hated country worldwide.
User avatar #170 to #160 - nocta (04/22/2013) [-]
dont worry great britain is one of the most hated country worldwide
User avatar #235 to #170 - kyoutu (04/22/2013) [-]
Hmm I disagree, even so, were not much of a target for terrorism and war like America is.
#256 to #235 - John Cena (04/22/2013) [-]
i agree with you, sorry for the red thumbs
User avatar #352 to #256 - kyoutu (04/22/2013) [-]
Meh, I don't care about red thumbs.
Unless your opinion is that America is the country of all countries you're bound to get negative feedback on this site.
#392 to #352 - Peachfuzz (04/22/2013) [-]
Oi! I'LL DEK U ONE BRUV.
User avatar #427 to #392 - kyoutu (04/22/2013) [-]
Nah mate, I'd bang you out.
#24 - arandomanon ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
We know that feel
#361 - pjotor (04/22/2013) [-]
All these bitches bitching about empires

Slight historical inaccuracies might occur
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