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If a man aise lie with mankind, as he lieth with a , both of
them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put
death; their bleed shall be upen them."
Leviticus 20: 13
The Scripture is clear. Hem: can any good Christian support gay
marriage?
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A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a
virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.
Deuteronomy 22: )
If my memory of high school is correct, you might want to reconsider
your position on the relevance of the Bible to our marriage laws.
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You make me sick. **** you.
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User avatar #50 - RockyTheEvilRock (04/21/2013) [+] (22 replies)
i dont know any man who has lain with all of mankind
#51 to #50 - darkslayer (04/21/2013) [-]
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#7 - awesomechardey (04/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#2 - nicopwnz (04/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Let me heal the burn
User avatar #17 - OldSnake ONLINE (04/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The scripture just says if a man lies with another man as he does with a woman, then they are sinning. So, if I sleep with a woman and find the experience terrible, but I sleep with a man and it's AWESOME, have I really slept with both genders in the same way?

Also, if you're bi or pansexual, just wear a hat when you sleep with one specific gender. Problem solved.
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User avatar #40 - rifee (04/21/2013) [-]
Facts..


They make you sick
#91 - critique (04/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
What if it's actually about lying...
"If you lie to a man the same way you lie to a woman..."
#134 - teranin ONLINE (04/21/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Leviticus 19:33 - When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. 34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.   
   
Can someone explain how conservatives can hate gay marriage and immigrants at the same time?
Leviticus 19:33 - When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. 34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.

Can someone explain how conservatives can hate gay marriage and immigrants at the same time?
User avatar #10 - KayRed (04/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
When gay marriage is passed, I'm gonna have SO many gay orgies with illegal mexican immigrants.
#66 - zomgodness (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#68 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [+] (11 replies)
what i would have said:    
we make you sick? you use the part of the bible that supports your bigoted hate based views, and denounce the parts that call for you to be murdered for a past action. gay people do not choose the life they have. they are born gay. that would be like asking you to eat pussy just because hetero sex makes gays sick. you are the worst example of human that exists today. if god were to come back today, you would be cast into hell for your narrow minded, bigoted hatred. sent to burn for all eterntiy for trying to keep people form being with one another. my father has been with the same MAN for 20 god damn years. these people just want equality. and people like you standing in their way because 'it makes you uncomfortable,' are whats wrong with the entire human race.    
   
HOW EXACTLY does 2 men living together in love affect you in any way? I want specific examples. and if you believe as you believe, and they will burn in hell for their sins, what do you care? just go on being your narrow minded self, and you will gain all the splendors of heaven. But i'm pretty sure one of the 10 big no-nos is judge not lest yee be judged. and another is love thy neighbor. so their's 2 strikes against. is heaven a 3-strike system?    
   
...god i hate people who hide behind their religion to justify them being hateful to a group of people that have NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM...
what i would have said:
we make you sick? you use the part of the bible that supports your bigoted hate based views, and denounce the parts that call for you to be murdered for a past action. gay people do not choose the life they have. they are born gay. that would be like asking you to eat pussy just because hetero sex makes gays sick. you are the worst example of human that exists today. if god were to come back today, you would be cast into hell for your narrow minded, bigoted hatred. sent to burn for all eterntiy for trying to keep people form being with one another. my father has been with the same MAN for 20 god damn years. these people just want equality. and people like you standing in their way because 'it makes you uncomfortable,' are whats wrong with the entire human race.

HOW EXACTLY does 2 men living together in love affect you in any way? I want specific examples. and if you believe as you believe, and they will burn in hell for their sins, what do you care? just go on being your narrow minded self, and you will gain all the splendors of heaven. But i'm pretty sure one of the 10 big no-nos is judge not lest yee be judged. and another is love thy neighbor. so their's 2 strikes against. is heaven a 3-strike system?

...god i hate people who hide behind their religion to justify them being hateful to a group of people that have NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM...
#372 - lostdagame (04/22/2013) [-]
Here we go
User avatar #534 - kingbulbasaur (04/22/2013) [-]
"Maybe God wanted gay guys to do it standing up."
#35 - orangepikmin (04/21/2013) [-]
BURN!!!
#447 - hudspud (04/22/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Just throwing this out there: Leviticus, Deuteronomy and other Old Testament books of Jewish law are made invalid by the New Testament through the death and resurrection of Jesus. Most of it was to separate the Jews from other cultures of the time. In the New Testament there is a passage where a disciple is praying to god and becomes hungry. God opens a clothe before him revealing many animals for him to eat. The disciple refuses to eat some of them because the Old Testament says they are unclean. God says "do not call anything impure that I have made clean". (There are other examples of God shunning the Old Testament after Jesus's sacrafice but this is one of the prominent ones).

TL;DR stop using the Old Testament Law in stuff related to Christianity
#401 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>MFW people cannot understand the definition of marriage
>MFW people think gays don't have the right to marry
>MFW people think gays don't have equal rights
>MFW people don't know that "gay Marriage" is an oxymoron
>MFW people are causing a huge ********* trying to change the definition of marriage instead of just coming up with a new name for "gay Marriage" with the same benefits as marriage
>MFW people are ******* stupid
>MFW I can't post a picture
User avatar #12 - Sinless (04/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Or how can you say to your brother, 'Let me remove the speck from your eye'; and look, a plank [is] in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly enough to remove the speck from your brother's eye." -Jesus (Mathew 7:4-5)
#79 - bigrog (04/21/2013) [+] (18 replies)
As a christian let me say that i have no problem with gay marriage. What i have a problem is is when they try to sue churches and force them to marry them instead of going through the state or going through a church that has no issue with gay marriage.
#29 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Look at all the self righteous faggots in here whining about self righteous faggots
#6 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
LEVITICUS IS THE OLD TESTAMENT. THE OLD TESTAMENT IS NOT FOLLOWED ANY MORE BY CHRISTIANS. ******* IDIOTS.
User avatar #9 to #6 - darkslayer (04/21/2013) [-]
A large amount of Christians still cite Leviticus as a reason against gay Marriage. It doesn't make an amazing amount of sense.
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