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#10 - sidathon (04/21/2013) [-]
I like this more
#38 - DmOnZ (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh for ***** sake this is what I hate about the world. Everywhere you ******* go people hide stupidity behind opinions. "You can't tell me I'm wrong, it's my opinion" or "It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it." You can't go five minutes without some asshole telling you how "the sky is made of butterfly semen and that's why it's blue" (or some other kind of ****** up piece of information) who then gets all huffy, saying that you violated his right to free speech when explaining why it's wrong. The reason why people are such idiots today, the reason why we have to dumb everything the **** down, is because a group of whiney ***** who didn't have the balls to admit they were wrong said that their opinions should be protected as freedom of speech. Now you have Retarded Roberts and Special Sally's running around spoiling society with their ****** up and WRONG ways of thinking. When I was growing up you were either right or wrong, there was no "well, the facts pretty strongly suggest otherwise, but since you're going to verbally harass me for infringing on your right to free speech if I try to explain why, I'm going to have to accept it as your opinion". If you were wrong and you refused to accept what was right, you'd get a slap in the face. Now you get teachers and parents who hold their obese children's hands as they slowly descend into retardation because they don't have the balls to say "billy, that's ******* stupid, you're wrong." Stupid/wrong people have effectively bastardized the term opinion so they can avoid having to learn the basic factual information. It's the same principal as consolation prizes. "Congrats! you're a fat **** who can't run five meters without throwing up 8 hot dogs, but since your fatass mother will bitch to her lawyers about unfair advantages against the actual fit kids, we're going to give EVERYONE a prize and label obesity as a disease so you can feel special about absolutely nothing, and ruin others' sense of accomplishment."
#310 to #38 - acksl (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I heard that from some comedian. At least the first bit about being offended etc.. I tried searching, but I haven't been able to find it just yet, Maybe you can help me or someone who reads this comment in the future (apparently it's been over 24 hours since you posted the comment so no new people will see it but maybe someone will somehow stumble upon it in the future I don't know) Anyhow, I will favourite your comment for now, so if I ever find the stand up I'm looking for, you'll be the first one to know.    
Look at me writing stuff as if anyone gives a 			****
I'm pretty sure I heard that from some comedian. At least the first bit about being offended etc.. I tried searching, but I haven't been able to find it just yet, Maybe you can help me or someone who reads this comment in the future (apparently it's been over 24 hours since you posted the comment so no new people will see it but maybe someone will somehow stumble upon it in the future I don't know) Anyhow, I will favourite your comment for now, so if I ever find the stand up I'm looking for, you'll be the first one to know.
Look at me writing stuff as if anyone gives a ****
User avatar #315 to #38 - raspoetin (04/24/2013) [-]
That was one of the best things I've read in quite some time.
#66 to #38 - thtguyfromwork ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Well, I think the first amendment should stay where it is, it's just that people need to either think really hard before they decide to open their mouths, or other people should be more responsible in pointing out stupidity at its inception before wrong information spreads like herpes on a college slut. As for the last statement.... I couldn't agree more.
Well, I think the first amendment should stay where it is, it's just that people need to either think really hard before they decide to open their mouths, or other people should be more responsible in pointing out stupidity at its inception before wrong information spreads like herpes on a college slut. As for the last statement.... I couldn't agree more.
User avatar #108 to #66 - asschwitz (04/22/2013) [-]
I say we remove some of the warning on things and let natural selection take its rightful and needed place.
#103 to #38 - drosenblum (04/22/2013) [-]
I had to
I had to
User avatar #70 to #38 - arsenymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Thank You, god speed.
#185 to #38 - ZenMacros (04/22/2013) [-]
Whether I agree with you or not (which I do) this is the best thing I've read in a really long time, just because I read it all in Red's voice.
User avatar #206 to #38 - luciferiam (04/22/2013) [-]
Overall you're pretty close to the proverbial nail. I just had to mention, and this is what a lot of people consistently forget, we are just more AWARE of idiots, there are probably much less idiots then the day before, etc etc. (Please note.. obviously I am talking in relative terms as there is significantly more population and grows exponentially each day.)
User avatar #161 to #38 - wolvesbrickwall (04/22/2013) [-]
"billy, that's ******* stupid, you're wrong."

lol. Well said. 9/10 would read again
#110 to #38 - Pompano (04/22/2013) [-]




Let me love you.
#165 to #38 - mahnamesjakers (04/22/2013) [-]
Well that's your opinion and you're entitled to it.
#124 to #38 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Facts and opinions are different things.

"I don't like death metal for how it sounds" is an opinion
"The sky is blue because wavelength " is a fact

Yet, a lot of dumbasses like to think that their opinion is a fact and proceed to try and prove it to you. "No, death metal sounds GOOD, I will now spam you with youtube links of my favorite songs until you change your mind and love it!"
#46 to #38 - darthblam ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
This man speaks too much truth.
#307 to #38 - winsauceiswin (04/22/2013) [-]
from now on i will forever say that the sky is blue because of butterfly semen. you've earned your thumb.
from now on i will forever say that the sky is blue because of butterfly semen. you've earned your thumb.
User avatar #299 to #38 - lolzordz (04/22/2013) [-]
but thats not what opinions are... opinions are me liking hip hop and someone else liking rock. in that sense, yeah we all have our own opinions. no one can say butterfly semen makes the sky blue as an opinion, its more like a theory which has to be weighed up against every other theory to hold its ground.

so i get what you mean, but youre barking up the wrong tree right now..
User avatar #53 to #38 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
the sky is blue because it's made of butterfly semen.... wow..

it's actually the fact that blue has the shortest wavelength of any of the colors passing thru the atmosphere. but your truth makes me laugh. and laugh. and then cry a little because it's the truth... that is why i am raising my kids to be critical thinkers, like my parents raised me. i am of the opinion that everyone has the right to ask questions when they don't understand something. and that people who don't seek knowledge where they lack it are purposely stupid. meaning they choose to not know. thank you op.
User avatar #236 to #53 - theflamingfire (04/22/2013) [-]
Funny seeing you here
#194 to #38 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Wait, what? I agree with what you said but...I still have no idea what this post has to do with the content. The content is basically showing the feeling you may have when someone state's an ACTUAL opinion that you may disagree with. Instead of going ******* over someone saying "Justin Bieber is the best," you hold your tongue and let it go. Nowhere did it say that people were hiding their stupidity behind their "opinions". Correcting someone who is wrong versus holding your tongue over an opinion are completely two different things. I believe you took too much from the content and are complaining out of your own moody'ness.
User avatar #228 to #38 - mrhotwings ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I didn't come here to read a novel... but I'm ******* happy that I read this.
#77 to #38 - zekeon (04/21/2013) [-]
The Emperor views you in good favor this day.
#193 to #38 - eatingbiscuits (04/22/2013) [-]
Dude,   
   
That was just 			*******		 beautiful.   
   
thank you.
Dude,

That was just ******* beautiful.

thank you.
User avatar #59 to #38 - jordoguy (04/21/2013) [-]
Best thing I've ever read
#189 to #38 - moxmortuus (04/22/2013) [-]
Just makes you want to shove your foot in their asses doesn't it.
#75 to #38 - craazhy (04/21/2013) [-]
Dad...
Mom said.... you're spending too much time on Funnyjunk
There's too many dumbasses and you're gonna get another heart attack
#98 to #75 - DmOnZ (04/22/2013) [-]
I know there's too many dumbasses on this earth... but the problem is they don't know they're dumbasses, and it's my job to make sure that they find out how dumb their asses actually are.  So if I do have heart attack, this is all I have to say.
I know there's too many dumbasses on this earth... but the problem is they don't know they're dumbasses, and it's my job to make sure that they find out how dumb their asses actually are. So if I do have heart attack, this is all I have to say.
#148 - superblargh (04/22/2013) [-]
This is usually what the Internet does.
#50 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
and then you just walk away like   
   
   
i love your iron giant reference, btw
and then you just walk away like


i love your iron giant reference, btw
User avatar #241 to #50 - entertaining (04/22/2013) [-]
They never did make an Iron Giant 2, huh?
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#202 to #8 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
shut the **** up
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User avatar #51 to #8 - condormcninja (04/21/2013) [-]
Someone clearly hasn't gotten to season 3 of opinions yet.
#197 - boredomavenger (04/22/2013) [-]
there's a girl in my French class that thinks women shouldn't be in politics because they aren't smart enough and belong at home taking care of the house and family.

a girl

who in their right mind would advocate AGAINST their right to representation in the government that they live under? Was she brought up believing that her gender is inferior and it managed to stick with her for so long even after being exposed to the freedoms she doesn't see as important?
User avatar #215 to #197 - phdinmagic (04/22/2013) [-]
perhaps she sees her own stupidity, and figures since she's too dumb to vote...
User avatar #207 to #201 - thempc (04/22/2013) [-]
stealing that pic nd rlly wtf. dat bitch be stupid
#62 - jordoguy (04/21/2013) [-]
Yes someone I know genuinely thought World War 2 ended in 1985 and because she said it was 'her opinion' (even though opinions are meant to be subjective and when the war ended is not ******* subjective) that she couldn't be wrong.
User avatar #150 to #62 - meganinja ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Although it could be taken as an opinion if you mentioned the numerous islands in the pacific that were garrisoned with Japanese troops even into the 70's.
User avatar #305 to #150 - jordoguy (04/22/2013) [-]
Implying the girl knew anything about that
User avatar #191 to #62 - christmouth (04/22/2013) [-]
Maybe she had seen an episode of QI, where Stephen Fry says that world war 2 ended when the Berlin Wall fell, and Germany was one country again.
User avatar #303 to #191 - jordoguy (04/22/2013) [-]
She's not smart enough to watch QI
User avatar #179 to #62 - elcreepo (04/22/2013) [-]
A girl in one of my high school classes thought Asia was a country and then went so far as to tell the principal we violated her freedom of expression and religious beliefs by telling her she was wrong.

I couldn't even, that day.
User avatar #304 to #179 - jordoguy (04/22/2013) [-]
This is why I hate the world
#69 to #62 - augustusxxiv (04/21/2013) [-]
You should've just calmly said "And I respect your opinion....EVEN IF YOU'RE ******* WRONG"

Related, MFW girl said "Umm, Bulgaria" to the question "What's the capital of Germany?"
#74 to #69 - jordoguy (04/21/2013) [-]
I didn't need to because she shouted out in the middle of class so my history teacher corrected her idiotic ways, and because of people like that I think we should all have to take a test and if you fail that test you shouldn't be allowed to go outside and spread your idiocy.
#19 - benjah (04/21/2013) [-]
that's how i feel about conspiracy theorists. especially the ones who dont think the moon landings happened.
#71 to #19 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
But it didn't happen...
User avatar #49 to #19 - daboomee (04/21/2013) [-]
There's a difference between believing in conspiracies and being an insane tinfoil head.
#31 to #19 - aldheim (04/21/2013) [-]
Do you really think we landed on the moon?
Imjokingohgodpleasedontkillme.
#34 to #31 - benjah (04/21/2013) [-]
how could i have been so wrong
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (04/21/2013) [-]
The people I deal with at work every single day
#2 to #1 - aquareefer (04/21/2013) [-]
Deer DJ 4DM1N.
Deer DJ 4DM1N.
User avatar #181 - DJKitty (04/22/2013) [-]
This one girl in my wood shop class thinks we should nuke india and china and all the asian countries because they're overpopulated.
User avatar #182 to #181 - elcreepo (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, I think we should put an indestructible dome over the middle east and let the problem work itself out.

But then again, there's a difference between being serious and trying to be funny.
User avatar #183 to #182 - DJKitty (04/22/2013) [-]
She was being serious
And it rattled me
#91 to #87 - swagbot (04/22/2013) [-]
gonna print this on business cards and hand them out when people start drama.
#250 - snakefire (04/22/2013) [-]
How funnyjunk reacts to said situation.
#141 - izzygirl (04/22/2013) [-]
MFW people say "If we evolved from monkeys..."   
			*************		 don't understand the theory of evolution.
MFW people say "If we evolved from monkeys..."
************* don't understand the theory of evolution.
User avatar #145 to #141 - thespacecore (04/22/2013) [-]
Matt Smith is the worst Doctor
#249 to #145 - teranin ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
You just... really wanted red thumbs for no apparent reason
You just... really wanted red thumbs for no apparent reason
#146 to #145 - izzygirl (04/22/2013) [-]
Ruining what you did there.
User avatar #147 to #146 - thespacecore (04/22/2013) [-]
Anal cancer is relatively rare
#142 to #141 - acertainsomeone (04/22/2013) [-]
Tell me about it
Tell me about it
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User avatar #156 to #155 - rather ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I wish I had a teacher named Mr. Biology.
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User avatar #160 to #158 - rather ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I couldn't think of a clever comment involving my name, and being mentioned.
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User avatar #175 to #170 - rather ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I might not be, I just haven't been on the account t often.
#79 - Dun (04/21/2013) [-]
During my period in the Civil Protection unit (Something a little similar to military in Denmark), a little annoying idiot said: "People are only saying Apple products are bad because they can't afford them". MFW
#109 to #79 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
I like my Iphone though...
#251 to #79 - envinite ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
But that's true for half of people who bitch about Apple
including me
#11 - splendiddust (04/21/2013) [-]
sometimes no middle finger is big enough
User avatar #13 - vegetatheprince (04/21/2013) [-]
Every single time I come on this godforsaken website.
#84 to #13 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Goku has a better story, better characters, and better character development Vegeta.
#187 - slenderwolf (04/22/2013) [-]
Just saw the Vice documentary about the Westboro Baptists. I think this is very relevant.
#171 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
mfw hearing some perverted fool say that he is sometimes literally incapable of keeping himself from groping a random stranger if she's really hot.
#178 to #171 - lazaman (04/22/2013) [-]
>HFW
>HFW
User avatar #211 to #178 - thempc (04/22/2013) [-]
it's like "excuse me sir, but there's something called porn. dumbass"
#12 - reigndrac (04/21/2013) [-]
Basically the story of my life. We were discussing women's rights in my AP Psychology class (specifically, we got on the topic of women in the military) a month back or so, and we were all trying very hard to keep things in balance. The class is pretty evenly split between boys and girls, and our teacher is a guy who served in the Marines, but even he didn't want to deal with any cross fire. Things were going pretty well, until this little runt (we'll call him Smed because why the **** not) decided to open his mouth. He's the type of person who always says something that manages to irritate everyone in the class for absolutely no reason, aka, being an ass for the sake of being an ass, but he tries to act earnest about it. He claimed that, since women can't control their emotions on their periods and aren't nearly as strong as any man, they shouldn't be allowed to serve.
Keep in mind, 'Smed' looks like a carbon copy of Justin Beiber (I kid you not) so he's the last person to be talking about machismo. The class had been pretty tense before that but we descended into a hell fire and fury fueled reign of angry curse slinging after that, most of it directed at him. Our teacher finally managed to calm us down, and this one kinda quiet girl raised her hand. We were all thinking, "Oh, good, finally, someone more modest is going to speak."
She ******* raises her hand and says, "But if women could just stay at home and have kids and not worry about anything else and have your husband do this stuff, why does this matter?" You could ******* hear the crickets. It wasn't even women's rights anymore, it was just ignorance as far as I'm concerned.
I still stick to 'Equality for better or worse' meaning that women should have the same rights but also share the same responsibilities as men, but even people who didn't think that were just ******* staring at these two with this <-- look on their face. I think our teacher was very happy when our class was let out that day.
#54 to #12 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Women can be in the military all they want, but now they're allowed to join the front lines. I've had a friend have his buddy shot to the point where he couldn't move and if he wasn't a man he would never have been able to drag him to safety. **** equality if the cost can be lives.

Keep physical standards the same for both genders, that goes for women firefighters too.
#227 to #54 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
What pisses me off it that women don't have to register for selective service. If the Koreans come over the wall the women should have to go die with the men. As long as they change it to where women are eligible for the draft i could care less how they get blown away.
User avatar #164 to #12 - elcreepo (04/22/2013) [-]
We got into that discussion in my psych class as well, but it was around twenty girls to three guys. It very quickly became a feminism ********* in there, mostly directed at the one guy who still hasn't realized he's an adult now and shouldn't be snapping bra straps as a prank.
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