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#8 - bangala
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#202 to #8 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
shut the **** up
#205 to #202 - bangala
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#51 to #8 - condormcninja
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Someone clearly hasn't gotten to season 3 of opinions yet.
#9 to #8 - chuckbillrow
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#26 to #9 - tulimarito
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#33 to #26 - harbingerwolf
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#134 to #9 - doctadeathbench
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#10 - sidathon
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I like this more
#198 to #10 - ronniesan
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#210 to #10 - funnnyjunkie
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#38 - DmOnZ
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Oh for ***** sake this is what I hate about the world. Everywhere you ******* go people hide stupidity behind opinions. "You can't tell me I'm wrong, it's my opinion" or "It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it." You can't go five minutes without some asshole telling you how "the sky is made of butterfly semen and that's why it's blue" (or some other kind of ****** up piece of information) who then gets all huffy, saying that you violated his right to free speech when explaining why it's wrong. The reason why people are such idiots today, the reason why we have to dumb everything the **** down, is because a group of whiney ***** who didn't have the balls to admit they were wrong said that their opinions should be protected as freedom of speech. Now you have Retarded Roberts and Special Sally's running around spoiling society with their ****** up and WRONG ways of thinking. When I was growing up you were either right or wrong, there was no "well, the facts pretty strongly suggest otherwise, but since you're going to verbally harass me for infringing on your right to free speech if I try to explain why, I'm going to have to accept it as your opinion". If you were wrong and you refused to accept what was right, you'd get a slap in the face. Now you get teachers and parents who hold their obese children's hands as they slowly descend into retardation because they don't have the balls to say "billy, that's ******* stupid, you're wrong." Stupid/wrong people have effectively bastardized the term opinion so they can avoid having to learn the basic factual information. It's the same principal as consolation prizes. "Congrats! you're a fat **** who can't run five meters without throwing up 8 hot dogs, but since your fatass mother will bitch to her lawyers about unfair advantages against the actual fit kids, we're going to give EVERYONE a prize and label obesity as a disease so you can feel special about absolutely nothing, and ruin others' sense of accomplishment."
#299 to #38 - lolzordz
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(04/22/2013) [-]
but thats not what opinions are... opinions are me liking hip hop and someone else liking rock. in that sense, yeah we all have our own opinions. no one can say butterfly semen makes the sky blue as an opinion, its more like a theory which has to be weighed up against every other theory to hold its ground.

so i get what you mean, but youre barking up the wrong tree right now..
#307 to #38 - winsauceiswin
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from now on i will forever say that the sky is blue because of butterfly semen. you've earned your thumb.
from now on i will forever say that the sky is blue because of butterfly semen. you've earned your thumb.
#310 to #38 - acksl
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I'm pretty sure I heard that from some comedian. At least the first bit about being offended etc.. I tried searching, but I haven't been able to find it just yet, Maybe you can help me or someone who reads this comment in the future (apparently it's been over 24 hours since you posted the comment so no new people will see it but maybe someone will somehow stumble upon it in the future I don't know) Anyhow, I will favourite your comment for now, so if I ever find the stand up I'm looking for, you'll be the first one to know.    
Look at me writing stuff as if anyone gives a ****
I'm pretty sure I heard that from some comedian. At least the first bit about being offended etc.. I tried searching, but I haven't been able to find it just yet, Maybe you can help me or someone who reads this comment in the future (apparently it's been over 24 hours since you posted the comment so no new people will see it but maybe someone will somehow stumble upon it in the future I don't know) Anyhow, I will favourite your comment for now, so if I ever find the stand up I'm looking for, you'll be the first one to know.
Look at me writing stuff as if anyone gives a ****
#103 to #38 - drosenblum
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I had to
I had to
#66 to #38 - thtguyfromwork
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Well, I think the first amendment should stay where it is, it's just that people need to either think really hard before they decide to open their mouths, or other people should be more responsible in pointing out stupidity at its inception before wrong information spreads like herpes on a college slut. As for the last statement.... I couldn't agree more.
Well, I think the first amendment should stay where it is, it's just that people need to either think really hard before they decide to open their mouths, or other people should be more responsible in pointing out stupidity at its inception before wrong information spreads like herpes on a college slut. As for the last statement.... I couldn't agree more.
#108 to #66 - asschwitz
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I say we remove some of the warning on things and let natural selection take its rightful and needed place.
#77 to #38 - zekeon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
The Emperor views you in good favor this day.
#185 to #38 - ZenMacros
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Whether I agree with you or not (which I do) this is the best thing I've read in a really long time, just because I read it all in Red's voice.
#53 to #38 - sirbrentcoe
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(04/21/2013) [-]
the sky is blue because it's made of butterfly semen.... wow..

it's actually the fact that blue has the shortest wavelength of any of the colors passing thru the atmosphere. but your truth makes me laugh. and laugh. and then cry a little because it's the truth... that is why i am raising my kids to be critical thinkers, like my parents raised me. i am of the opinion that everyone has the right to ask questions when they don't understand something. and that people who don't seek knowledge where they lack it are purposely stupid. meaning they choose to not know. thank you op.
#236 to #53 - theflamingfire
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Funny seeing you here
#78 to #38 - spazzin
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#161 to #38 - wolvesbrickwall
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(04/22/2013) [-]
"billy, that's ******* stupid, you're wrong."

lol. Well said. 9/10 would read again
#110 to #38 - Pompano
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(04/22/2013) [-]




Let me love you.
#143 to #38 - djequalizee
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#165 to #38 - mahnamesjakers
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Well that's your opinion and you're entitled to it.
#46 to #38 - darthblam
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(04/21/2013) [-]
This man speaks too much truth.
#206 to #38 - luciferiam
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Overall you're pretty close to the proverbial nail. I just had to mention, and this is what a lot of people consistently forget, we are just more AWARE of idiots, there are probably much less idiots then the day before, etc etc. (Please note.. obviously I am talking in relative terms as there is significantly more population and grows exponentially each day.)
#194 to #38 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Wait, what? I agree with what you said but...I still have no idea what this post has to do with the content. The content is basically showing the feeling you may have when someone state's an ACTUAL opinion that you may disagree with. Instead of going ******* over someone saying "Justin Bieber is the best," you hold your tongue and let it go. Nowhere did it say that people were hiding their stupidity behind their "opinions". Correcting someone who is wrong versus holding your tongue over an opinion are completely two different things. I believe you took too much from the content and are complaining out of your own moody'ness.
#228 to #38 - mrhotwings
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I didn't come here to read a novel... but I'm ******* happy that I read this.
#124 to #38 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Facts and opinions are different things.

"I don't like death metal for how it sounds" is an opinion
"The sky is blue because wavelength " is a fact

Yet, a lot of dumbasses like to think that their opinion is a fact and proceed to try and prove it to you. "No, death metal sounds GOOD, I will now spam you with youtube links of my favorite songs until you change your mind and love it!"
#193 to #38 - eatingbiscuits
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Dude,   
   
That was just ******* beautiful.   
   
thank you.
Dude,

That was just ******* beautiful.

thank you.
#70 to #38 - arsenymous
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Thank You, god speed.
#189 to #38 - moxmortuus
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Just makes you want to shove your foot in their asses doesn't it.
#59 to #38 - jordoguy
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Best thing I've ever read
#315 to #38 - raspoetin
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(04/24/2013) [-]
That was one of the best things I've read in quite some time.
#75 to #38 - craazhy
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Dad...
Mom said.... you're spending too much time on Funnyjunk
There's too many dumbasses and you're gonna get another heart attack
#98 to #75 - DmOnZ
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I know there's too many dumbasses on this earth... but the problem is they don't know they're dumbasses, and it's my job to make sure that they find out how dumb their asses actually are.  So if I do have heart attack, this is all I have to say.
I know there's too many dumbasses on this earth... but the problem is they don't know they're dumbasses, and it's my job to make sure that they find out how dumb their asses actually are. So if I do have heart attack, this is all I have to say.
#89 to #75 - tbagbandit
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#1 - iamtheblackgoat
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(04/21/2013) [-]
The people I deal with at work every single day
#2 to #1 - aquareefer [OP]
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Deer DJ 4DM1N.
Deer DJ 4DM1N.
#5 to #1 - huntergriff ONLINE
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#82 - fukyeahraptorr
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#87 to #82 - tbagbandit
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#91 to #87 - swagbot
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(04/22/2013) [-]
gonna print this on business cards and hand them out when people start drama.
#19 - benjah
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(04/21/2013) [-]
that's how i feel about conspiracy theorists. especially the ones who dont think the moon landings happened.
#71 to #19 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
But it didn't happen...
#49 to #19 - daboomee
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(04/21/2013) [-]
There's a difference between believing in conspiracies and being an insane tinfoil head.
#31 to #19 - aldheim
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Do you really think we landed on the moon?
Imjokingohgodpleasedontkillme.
#34 to #31 - benjah
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(04/21/2013) [-]
how could i have been so wrong
#12 - reigndrac
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Basically the story of my life. We were discussing women's rights in my AP Psychology class (specifically, we got on the topic of women in the military) a month back or so, and we were all trying very hard to keep things in balance. The class is pretty evenly split between boys and girls, and our teacher is a guy who served in the Marines, but even he didn't want to deal with any cross fire. Things were going pretty well, until this little runt (we'll call him Smed because why the **** not) decided to open his mouth. He's the type of person who always says something that manages to irritate everyone in the class for absolutely no reason, aka, being an ass for the sake of being an ass, but he tries to act earnest about it. He claimed that, since women can't control their emotions on their periods and aren't nearly as strong as any man, they shouldn't be allowed to serve.
Keep in mind, 'Smed' looks like a carbon copy of Justin Beiber (I kid you not) so he's the last person to be talking about machismo. The class had been pretty tense before that but we descended into a hell fire and fury fueled reign of angry curse slinging after that, most of it directed at him. Our teacher finally managed to calm us down, and this one kinda quiet girl raised her hand. We were all thinking, "Oh, good, finally, someone more modest is going to speak."
She ******* raises her hand and says, "But if women could just stay at home and have kids and not worry about anything else and have your husband do this stuff, why does this matter?" You could ******* hear the crickets. It wasn't even women's rights anymore, it was just ignorance as far as I'm concerned.
I still stick to 'Equality for better or worse' meaning that women should have the same rights but also share the same responsibilities as men, but even people who didn't think that were just ******* staring at these two with this <-- look on their face. I think our teacher was very happy when our class was let out that day.
#54 to #12 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Women can be in the military all they want, but now they're allowed to join the front lines. I've had a friend have his buddy shot to the point where he couldn't move and if he wasn't a man he would never have been able to drag him to safety. **** equality if the cost can be lives.

Keep physical standards the same for both genders, that goes for women firefighters too.
#227 to #54 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
What pisses me off it that women don't have to register for selective service. If the Koreans come over the wall the women should have to go die with the men. As long as they change it to where women are eligible for the draft i could care less how they get blown away.
#164 to #12 - elcreepo
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We got into that discussion in my psych class as well, but it was around twenty girls to three guys. It very quickly became a feminism ********* in there, mostly directed at the one guy who still hasn't realized he's an adult now and shouldn't be snapping bra straps as a prank.
#37 - gongthehawkeye
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Everyone in my English class (teacher included) believes that the Boston bombing and Sandy Hook shooting were both staged by the government.   
   
MFW
Everyone in my English class (teacher included) believes that the Boston bombing and Sandy Hook shooting were both staged by the government.

MFW
#52 to #37 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I feel it's just not right. Something is fishy about the whole thing but i don't thing the govt doing it.
#196 to #52 - anon
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I have to agree with you on that one mate. Something just isn't right. One of the victims looks like one of the victims of Sandy Hook, ******** of bullets were fired at the suspects while fleeing and most of them missed, suspect unable to talk, someone on 4chan predicted the incident before it happening and claimed it would be fake, suspects don't flee from Boston until their photo is released, and a whole ******* army searches a neighborhood and finds nothing until someone calls them. This isn't the only thing that seems strange. Most of the recent shootouts and **** don't either. I'm honestly starting to believe that no one's been hurt and all of this is happening to enforce gun control, but I still need more evidence.
#42 to #37 - sixfootfive
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Doesn't surprise me.

There are people out there who are convinced 9/11 was George Bush's idea so...
#45 to #42 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Good sheep, don't question your government, they'd NEVER do anything wrong, they're here to help you.
#47 to #45 - sixfootfive
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1) I'm not American
2) "The Government ruthlessly murders thousands of innocent people in a series of elaborate publicity stunts" Don't you think that sounds just the tiniest bit out of place?
#48 to #47 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You don't have to believe that the Boston bombing was caused by the American government, but if you honestly think that the government gives a **** about it's people, then you need therapy.
#55 to #48 - vatra
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(04/21/2013) [-]
There is a difference between knowing the government doesn't give a ****, and thinking they are responsible for the act. Apathy and malice are not synonymous
#57 to #55 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
All I have to say is, look up project MKUltra, and that goes to show how "trusting" your government is.
#65 to #57 - exarzero
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You mean that same project, that when the govt. found out about shut it the **** down? The CIA was not operating under any sort of legal way in that case. Try harder truther.
#58 to #57 - vatra
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I know damn well they don't trust us, and I don't trust them, but I still find it hard to believe they would be behind any of those acts of violence.
#61 to #58 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, I used the wrong choice of words. I didn't mean to say "trusting", I meant to say "trustworthy". Just remember, Obama has the legal right to arrest you without any evidence, and can punish you in any way he sees fit.
#112 to #61 - asschwitz
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(04/22/2013) [-]
That doesn't mean everyone else is just ganna stand by and sit on their asses and do nothing about it if it's unjust. The president isn't the supreme ruler of the country *******.
We're a democracy for a reason.
#190 to #112 - theafroman
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Not trying to be a dick, but we're more closely related to a republic.
#308 to #190 - asschwitz
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Maybe, but there are many things preventing someone from making it into a position where they were free to do whatever they like here.
#311 to #308 - theafroman
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I totally agree with you. Checks and Balances and all that.
#64 to #61 - vatra
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Ah I see, yeah trustworthy makes a lot more since. And yes, I'm aware of that, they keep trying to sneak things in for their own agenda, and I'm welling to bet that for all we've caught, that many more have slipped through.
#63 to #45 - exarzero
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Oh for ***** sake, we live in a big world. bad things happen. What sort of nation blames every single damn thing on a government that they run themselves? Christ, you little hipsters should try living in a nation that is actually bad.
#92 to #63 - swagbot
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Shut up and watch, moron.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsRm8M-qOjQ

No, seriously. Don't skip - sit down, watch the whole thing.
Then come back to me with your jingoist "9/11 was real" line of crap.

I was once where you are now.. people don't ******* understand until they see things from the other side...
#116 to #92 - theknikker
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Worst response video ever. Such B.S.
#293 to #116 - swagbot
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Did you even watch it?

Nah - didn't think so.

Go live in ignorance, cunt.
#102 to #92 - exarzero
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Love how you try and convert me by calling me a moron and showing me a horrible video made by uneducated people. Great way to prove me wrong... Going to be content with my life and understanding of it.

You can go live in fear if you want. If you can call that living at all.
#295 to #102 - swagbot
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(04/22/2013) [-]
There's not even a point in trying with people like you:

"...try to convert me." I'm posting for your own good, dickhead. I'm not posting to 'win' a ******* Internet Fight.

"...horrible video made by uneducated people..." Why is it horrible? How do you know they are 'uneducated'? Did you even ******* watch it? Have you visited 911Truth.com, where every piece of this case's evidence is painfully documented. See.. I don't even...

"...live in fear..." How am I 'Living in Fear'? This coming from the person who just said "...Going to be content with my life and understanding of it." If anything, it is YOU living in fear that any kind of uncomfortable truth could screw with you view of the world (you even just admitted it).

Unbelievable.

People like you are PRECISELY why we cannot have nice things.

Go enjoy being a an ignorant neckbeard...cunt.
#309 to #295 - exarzero
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Implying that I do not do my own research is stupid. Why can I not have my own opinion?
Yes I have seen the websites and the videos, and all of that jazz, yet they just do not add up for me, and I am sorry you feel ignorant enough to say that you are right, and I am wrong no matter what. I do my research like I said, and there may be a day I change my mind, along with my friends minds who who look into this sort of thing, but it is not this day.

The problem is, you people spread this information and nothing gets done by you people in the first place. The only thing I see is people pointing fingers and trying to find excuses to point weapons too. I want no part of this rambling nonsense until I get proof of it being real, and not videos with opinions and angles and ideas.

Calling me "dickhead" or a "neckbeard" (Which made me laugh, as I am far from it) and all the other names does not make you sound smarter.

Want to do something about it? Get the **** off your keyboard, rally the people and get something done. Prove me wrong with action, and not words, or badly edited videos.

#312 to #309 - swagbot
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Let's not start a who-insulted-who contest. Let me remind you of your first comment:

"Oh for ***** sake, we live in a big world. bad things happen. What sort of nation blames every single damn thing on a government that they run themselves? Christ, you little hipsters should try living in a nation that is actually bad."

The 'action' part of this is the hardest part... I have a plan for things i could do to possibly more effectively rally the populace, but until then, i spend my nights relaxing by gettin' some funny & spreading' some knowledge on FJ, which is (sadly) the most effective i can be at spreading the word in my current situation.

Also, assuming I, swagbot, DID get out and 'do something' (i.e. do more research or sumthin...) would you give me any credence even then? Or are you just the sort of person who needs a signed affidavit from the suspects to agree with our theory? How much proof is enough for you? Yes, most of what's in the video is circumstantial evidence, but AT LEAST it's consistent.

I'm going to point out a very dangerous nuance of what you just said:
It seems to me like You want me to 'take action' to make my views more popular, so that You will be more easily able to agree with them.

If that is indeed the case, you should ask yourself for your own sake: why do my views need to be popular for you to agree with them?

I am a logical person - I believed the 9/11 story (barely) when all i heard was Fox News and other peoples' re-enforcement of it. However, the Alternative Stories i researched after disconnecting the Cable not only overlaid my original suspicions with startling accuracy, but drew a much more logical narrative between 9/11 and a wider range of other events/discussions (with vets etc.)/observations. Therefore, not actually knowing what happened (like you), I choose to believe the 'Inside Job' theory, and will do so until somebody outs one side or the other.
#313 to #312 - exarzero
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I almost would believe it. I know from military history things that have happened more than once. Things even they admit...

Look, you want to make a point, get a camera and start asking questions. I will watch them, I do pay attention more than you know. It is just that my engineer, and military friends help to explain certain things that make 9/11 look like it truly was an attack outside the govt. control. I never said you had to be popular, but it does help.

People that go down this line of though all to often start pinning every single thing on the govt. without rational thinking even when there is nothing to pin the blame on. I cannot let that happen to me.

Get out there, and prove it fully. I promise that I would do everything I could to see justice done.
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#173 to #37 - elcreepo
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This is why I'm glad I do well in English.    
   
MFW general contemporary issues class (the only class they have about current events). One guy went so far as to say, and I'm quoting &quot;lesbians are hot and i'm all for them gettin' married in Vegas, but two gay guys are disgusting.&quot;
This is why I'm glad I do well in English.

MFW general contemporary issues class (the only class they have about current events). One guy went so far as to say, and I'm quoting "lesbians are hot and i'm all for them gettin' married in Vegas, but two gay guys are disgusting."
#81 to #37 - exwife
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(04/21/2013) [-]
shoot up ur school and see if they blame the government for THAT
#148 - superblargh
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(04/22/2013) [-]
This is usually what the Internet does.
#79 - Dun
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(04/21/2013) [-]
During my period in the Civil Protection unit (Something a little similar to military in Denmark), a little annoying idiot said: "People are only saying Apple products are bad because they can't afford them". MFW
#109 to #79 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I like my Iphone though...
#251 to #79 - envinite
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(04/22/2013) [-]
But that's true for half of people who bitch about Apple
including me