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This may or may not be a clever title

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Anonymous (ID: ) trl/
years in the future
There are time machines
Alternate tim elm e, Jesus never existed, neither
did Christianity
eventually died off EX cept for some
select peaces in Israel.
slime dude reads the Jewish prophesies and
decides to go back in time and fuck with
everyone.
we uses the time machine and goes back to
around 5 BC.
swings his pregnant girlfriend
Tells everyone she' s a virgin
selten the baby is born, he shoots a flare up into the sky
swiss men think it' s a star, come to the barn where they landed.
allude puts the baby in the pigs food because he doesn' t know any better.
sober" the baby turns about 20, he sends him back to his time.
L. sses future techniques to make himself look like his son
Becomes Jesus.
fucks with people' s minds until he gets arrested.
L. sses cloning to create another of him, so he doesn' t die
Ah: Mmes back and teleports into the cave.
Teleports into the room with the disciples.
selten he' s done, says he' s going to be with God, just heads back to his own time
oreoes that the world sucks with Christianity, too much war and shit
Tries to go back and stop himself by killing the Jewish prophets.
mice ' t realize his time machine only has half power
nly goes to the 192 Os.
Shaves him mustache to fit in
in the ms after he can' t get back, and becomes a German artist
rejected from art school
pissed, becomes a politician
acreages the Nazi party
Iremember his goal to kill the Jews
Tries to kill them all and take over the world, but gets trapped
bout to be captured in a warehouse, gives up
Pulis out so me teeth to throw them off the track
back to his own time on his fixed time machine.
You win.
what did ijust read
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