Statists. Government.. It is the natural call for the milkman to head first into danger. They are a hardy people, with hardy bones. Milk is their beverage and like revenge they serve
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User avatar #656 to #74 - masterboll (04/22/2013) [-]
sounds like a semen joke
User avatar #587 to #74 - bowlerpipe (04/22/2013) [-]
This city is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of milk and when the drains finally crust over, all the cereal will drown. The accumulated backwash of all their cream and breakfeast will foam up about their mugs and all the grocery men and farmers will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or Boyd Cooper. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's worth of milk.
User avatar #589 to #587 - bowlerpipe (04/22/2013) [-]
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No thirst shall escape my sight.

Let those who worship sodas might's might

Beware my power--Whole Milk's White!"
User avatar #30 - therealtjthemedic (04/21/2013) [-]
His ******* face
He looks disgusted
"Two percent milk"
#53 to #30 - winglit (04/21/2013) [-]
Hood Red cap = Whole Milk!
Hood yellow cap =2%
I worked the price chopper dairy coolers for 2 years... Oh god the nightmares
User avatar #69 to #30 - schnizel (04/21/2013) [-]
You need your daily does of pol to clear you mind from tyranical news.
User avatar #59 to #30 - corundum (04/21/2013) [-]
Why does two percent milk even exist anymore? It tastes just like one percent milk, but has double the goddamn fat.
#67 to #59 - winglit (04/21/2013) [-]
You have double the fat
#68 to #67 - corundum (04/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #70 to #59 - vannman (04/21/2013) [-]
I dont know, thats all my family used to drink or 3.25% Needless to say, I was the only skinny kid in my family.

Every time I got 1% at the store they would complain it tasted like water
#138 to #70 - Rascal (04/21/2013) [-]
I switched to skim milk. Hated it at first, but I got used to it. It gets colder and isn't as thick. Whole milk makes me sick to my stomach now.
#27 - forgottenmyshorts (04/21/2013) [-]
Ah yes, the same thing happened in Milkvillage, the police kindly brought us water
#653 to #27 - waffies (04/22/2013) [-]
You sonofabitch!
You sonofabitch!
User avatar #168 to #27 - Ciuy (04/21/2013) [-]
This was just beautiful.
#434 to #27 - imhereforthepron (04/21/2013) [-]
i don't understand
User avatar #438 to #434 - jtastic (04/21/2013) [-]
In waterton, cops brought milk
in milkvillage, cops brought water
User avatar #658 to #438 - happygrowman (04/22/2013) [-]
******* hilarious.
#523 to #27 - buttgauges (04/22/2013) [-]
tehe
tehe
#421 to #27 - jtastic (04/21/2013) [-]
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#76 to #27 - Rascal (04/21/2013) [-]
this needs more thumbs. bravo.
#38 to #27 - basilbrush (04/21/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing!
I can't stop laughing!
#3 - orionthegreat (04/21/2013) [-]
It is the natural call for the milkman to head first into danger. They are a hardy people, with hardy bones. Milk is their beverage and like revenge they serve it cold.
#622 to #3 - Rascal (04/22/2013) [-]
You are beautiful.
#648 to #3 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
IT'S TOO GLORIOUS!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
IT'S TOO GLORIOUS!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
User avatar #596 to #3 - sniperfumbles ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
That was... beautiful.
+3
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+9
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#142 to #42 - Rascal (04/21/2013) [-]
it was a very good comment wasn't it?
#409 to #3 - rugyakuku (04/21/2013) [-]
I work stocking milk at a store. SO HOPE TO GOD IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME FROM DOING MY JOB!
I work stocking milk at a store. SO HOPE TO GOD IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME FROM DOING MY JOB!
#337 to #3 - NickRich (04/21/2013) [-]
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Someone should make this a background..
#174 to #3 - orionthegreat (04/21/2013) [-]
People actually liked my comment,  so much joy!
People actually liked my comment, so much joy!
User avatar #643 to #174 - kyoutu (04/22/2013) [-]
annnnd you ruined it....
We all thought you were intelligent and interesting.... then you decided to gloat.
#645 to #643 - Rascal (04/22/2013) [-]
Let him have his moment.
#17 to #3 - tenfinnvo (04/21/2013) [-]
Or flaming hot.
User avatar #56 to #17 - robotvoice (04/21/2013) [-]
''I am the milkman, my milk is delicious''
User avatar #484 to #17 - ibanyourana (04/22/2013) [-]
The milkman, he is neither milk, nor man.
#612 to #17 - TheCynic (04/22/2013) [-]
I am the Milkman.

My milk is delicious.
User avatar #235 to #17 - deescalation (04/21/2013) [-]
literally my favorite game of all time. I did a playthrough of it and put it on Youtube too
User avatar #430 to #235 - deescalation (04/21/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HrPeFQp490

never said it was any good
User avatar #418 to #235 - partnerintroll (04/21/2013) [-]
link?
#492 to #418 - Rascal (04/22/2013) [-]
he replied to his own comment above
#373 to #3 - smokeymouse (04/21/2013) [-]
Milkmen dont get scared, not when theres pussy at every doorstep.
#258 - bowties (04/21/2013) [-]
2%?

You fat *****
User avatar #310 to #258 - ishalltroll (04/21/2013) [-]
I only drink 3.5%
#467 to #258 - Rascal (04/21/2013) [-]
That was whole milk. Hood's 2% milk has a yellow cap.
#276 to #258 - lazorman (04/21/2013) [-]
I almost choked omg
#127 - jimthesquirrelking (04/21/2013) [-]
why they didnt have milk
why they didnt have milk
#181 to #127 - Pompano (04/21/2013) [-]
hue


hue
#51 - hirollin (04/21/2013) [-]
There's a price to be paid for havin things convenient. Ahyap, men got lazy. Wanted their milk delivered right to their door. Didn't want to go down to the store to get a pitcher of milk. Only problem was, the man who delivered the milk ended up ******* their wives.
User avatar #71 to #51 - dagreatmax (04/21/2013) [-]
The neighborhood was locked down. No one in, no one out.
User avatar #260 to #71 - shaneac (04/21/2013) [-]
It's a South Park reference
User avatar #414 to #260 - dagreatmax (04/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, wasn't much of a fan of South Park.
User avatar #479 to #414 - shaneac (04/21/2013) [-]
It's ok, I've only seen 2-3 episodes, the one in the original comment is one of them
User avatar #52 to #51 - multimedia (04/21/2013) [-]
I loved that episode.
#252 to #201 - BeardOfJesus (04/21/2013) [-]
Don't know if having a .gif version is really necessary but it's here if you want it.
Don't know if having a .gif version is really necessary but it's here if you want it.
User avatar #87 to #51 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/21/2013) [-]
"You want the milk pasteurized? No, just up to my boobs."

#85 - shazmothree (04/21/2013) [-]
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#20 - winglit (04/21/2013) [-]
I want him to be my milkman
User avatar #654 to #20 - blademontane (04/22/2013) [-]
I reckon they'd rather have freedom with their milk
User avatar #66 to #20 - thefuzzywalrus (04/21/2013) [-]
**** yeah and have him walk up with a gas mask id be like " ****** bamf dude"
User avatar #621 to #20 - mayormilkman (04/22/2013) [-]
Am I close enough?
#626 to #621 - winglit (04/22/2013) [-]
Do you like long walks on the beach?
User avatar #628 to #626 - mayormilkman (04/22/2013) [-]
That'd be alright.
#631 to #628 - winglit (04/22/2013) [-]
Then no you're not close enough, look at the man above, does he look like hes got time for pussy things like walking on the beach? NO hes got to deliver his milk and aint no ****** gonna stop him, this mother ****** has got some justice to dish out, and just like his milk, he does it ****** ICE COLD! He doesnt have time to court you, hes got 20 other houses that need his special brand of pasteurized patriotism, delivered fresh!
User avatar #634 to #631 - mayormilkman (04/22/2013) [-]
... you win this time!
#106 - rknight (04/21/2013) [-]
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
#481 to #106 - ddoggdiggity (04/22/2013) [-]
**** YEAH Psychonauts!!!!!!

User avatar #171 to #106 - yusay ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
BoydDaMilkman
#172 to #171 - boyddamilkman (04/21/2013) [-]
Shh, they'll hear you.
#175 to #172 - yusay ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
BoydDaMilkman
BoydDaMilkman
User avatar #128 to #106 - nightlove (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh my gosh I loved that game!!
User avatar #136 to #106 - TARDIS (04/21/2013) [-]
It's fortified with what the world whats,
what it deserves.
#18 - blacktothefuture (04/21/2013) [-]
That is the most badass milk delivering face ever.
That is the most badass milk delivering face ever.
#655 to #60 - Rascal (04/22/2013) [-]
they're minerals marie
User avatar #266 to #60 - harbingerwolf (04/21/2013) [-]
"That wasnt a fart..."
#72 to #60 - gersonalvat (04/21/2013) [-]
A BOMB
User avatar #110 to #60 - malst (04/21/2013) [-]
I didn't ask for this.
User avatar #37 - Zeigh (04/21/2013) [-]
Isn't it possible that he's just the milkman and he happens to go through the ghetto for most of his route?





I'm joking obviously.
User avatar #585 to #584 - sokolftw (04/22/2013) [-]
Bruins got canceled that night.
#620 to #595 - thempc ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
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A SPLENDID IDEA GOOD SIR!
User avatar #1 - dabronydude (04/21/2013) [-]
everyone and the media often show the worst of a situation instead of the all good, like this.
#125 - thebuzza (04/21/2013) [-]
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