Statists. Government.. It is the natural call for the milkman to head first into danger. They are a hardy people, with hardy bones. Milk is their beverage and like revenge they serve  Statists Government It is the natural call for milkman to head first into danger They are a hardy people with bones Milk their beverage and like revenge they serve
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#3 - orionthegreat
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(04/21/2013) [-]
It is the natural call for the milkman to head first into danger. They are a hardy people, with hardy bones. Milk is their beverage and like revenge they serve it cold.
#622 to #3 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
You are beautiful.
#648 to #3 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
IT'S TOO GLORIOUS!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
IT'S TOO GLORIOUS!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
#596 to #3 - sniperfumbles
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(04/22/2013) [-]
That was... beautiful.
#607 to #3 - potatonuggets **User deleted account**
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#337 to #3 - NickRich
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(04/21/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Someone should make this a background..
#356 to #3 - SILENCEnight
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(04/21/2013) [-]
#42 to #3 - kingpenisdairy **User deleted account**
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#142 to #42 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
it was a very good comment wasn't it?
#409 to #3 - rugyakuku
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I work stocking milk at a store. SO HOPE TO GOD IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME FROM DOING MY JOB!
I work stocking milk at a store. SO HOPE TO GOD IF YOU TRY TO STOP ME FROM DOING MY JOB!
#174 to #3 - orionthegreat
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(04/21/2013) [-]
People actually liked my comment,  so much joy!
People actually liked my comment, so much joy!
#643 to #174 - kyoutu
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(04/22/2013) [-]
annnnd you ruined it....
We all thought you were intelligent and interesting.... then you decided to gloat.
#646 to #643 - agentpurplek
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(04/22/2013) [-]
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#645 to #643 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Let him have his moment.
#373 to #3 - smokeymouse
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Milkmen dont get scared, not when theres pussy at every doorstep.
#17 to #3 - tenfinnvo
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Or flaming hot.
#56 to #17 - robotvoice
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(04/21/2013) [-]
''I am the milkman, my milk is delicious''
#484 to #17 - ibanyourana
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(04/22/2013) [-]
The milkman, he is neither milk, nor man.
#612 to #17 - TheCynic
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I am the Milkman.

My milk is delicious.
#235 to #17 - deescalation
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(04/21/2013) [-]
literally my favorite game of all time. I did a playthrough of it and put it on Youtube too
#430 to #235 - deescalation
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(04/21/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HrPeFQp490

never said it was any good
#418 to #235 - partnerintroll
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(04/21/2013) [-]
link?
#492 to #418 - anon
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(04/22/2013) [-]
he replied to his own comment above
#514 to #492 - imnotkickthecat
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(04/22/2013) [-]
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#27 - forgottenmyshorts
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Ah yes, the same thing happened in Milkvillage, the police kindly brought us water
#76 to #27 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
this needs more thumbs. bravo.
#168 to #27 - Ciuy ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
This was just beautiful.
#653 to #27 - waffies ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
You sonofabitch!
You sonofabitch!
#523 to #27 - buttgauges
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(04/22/2013) [-]
tehe
tehe
#434 to #27 - imhereforthepron
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(04/21/2013) [-]
i don't understand
#438 to #434 - jtastic
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(04/21/2013) [-]
In waterton, cops brought milk
in milkvillage, cops brought water
#658 to #438 - happygrowman
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(04/22/2013) [-]
******* hilarious.
#421 to #27 - jtastic
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#38 to #27 - basilbrush
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing!
I can't stop laughing!
#20 - winglit ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I want him to be my milkman
#66 to #20 - thefuzzywalrus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
**** yeah and have him walk up with a gas mask id be like "****** bamf dude"
#654 to #20 - blademontane
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I reckon they'd rather have freedom with their milk
#621 to #20 - mayormilkman
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Am I close enough?
#626 to #621 - winglit ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Do you like long walks on the beach?
#628 to #626 - mayormilkman
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(04/22/2013) [-]
That'd be alright.
#631 to #628 - winglit ONLINE
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(04/22/2013) [-]
Then no you're not close enough, look at the man above, does he look like hes got time for pussy things like walking on the beach? NO hes got to deliver his milk and aint no ****** gonna stop him, this mother ****** has got some justice to dish out, and just like his milk, he does it ****** ICE COLD! He doesnt have time to court you, hes got 20 other houses that need his special brand of pasteurized patriotism, delivered fresh!
#634 to #631 - mayormilkman
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(04/22/2013) [-]
... you win this time!
#51 - hirollin
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(04/21/2013) [-]
There's a price to be paid for havin things convenient. Ahyap, men got lazy. Wanted their milk delivered right to their door. Didn't want to go down to the store to get a pitcher of milk. Only problem was, the man who delivered the milk ended up ******* their wives.
#71 to #51 - dagreatmax
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(04/21/2013) [-]
The neighborhood was locked down. No one in, no one out.
#260 to #71 - shaneac
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(04/21/2013) [-]
It's a South Park reference
#414 to #260 - dagreatmax
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, wasn't much of a fan of South Park.
#479 to #414 - shaneac
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(04/21/2013) [-]
It's ok, I've only seen 2-3 episodes, the one in the original comment is one of them
#52 to #51 - multimedia
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I loved that episode.
#201 to #51 - mooghens
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(04/21/2013) [-]
#252 to #201 - BeardOfJesus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Don't know if having a .gif version is really necessary but it's here if you want it.
Don't know if having a .gif version is really necessary but it's here if you want it.
#87 to #51 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(04/21/2013) [-]
"You want the milk pasteurized? No, just up to my boobs."

#74 - darthblam
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(04/21/2013) [-]
#656 to #74 - masterboll
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(04/22/2013) [-]
sounds like a semen joke
#507 to #74 - pootington
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#587 to #74 - bowlerpipe
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(04/22/2013) [-]
This city is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of milk and when the drains finally crust over, all the cereal will drown. The accumulated backwash of all their cream and breakfeast will foam up about their mugs and all the grocery men and farmers will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or Boyd Cooper. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's worth of milk.
#589 to #587 - bowlerpipe
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(04/22/2013) [-]
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No thirst shall escape my sight.

Let those who worship sodas might's might

Beware my power--Whole Milk's White!"
#18 - blacktothefuture
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That is the most badass milk delivering face ever.
That is the most badass milk delivering face ever.
#200 to #18 - tenmillionbears
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That gif.
#30 - therealtjthemedic
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(04/21/2013) [-]
His ******* face
He looks disgusted
"Two percent milk"
#69 to #30 - schnizel
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You need your daily does of pol to clear you mind from tyranical news.
#53 to #30 - winglit ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Hood Red cap = Whole Milk!
Hood yellow cap =2%
I worked the price chopper dairy coolers for 2 years... Oh god the nightmares
#59 to #30 - corundum
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Why does two percent milk even exist anymore? It tastes just like one percent milk, but has double the goddamn fat.
#67 to #59 - winglit ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You have double the fat
#68 to #67 - corundum
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#70 to #59 - vannman
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I dont know, thats all my family used to drink or 3.25% Needless to say, I was the only skinny kid in my family.

Every time I got 1% at the store they would complain it tasted like water
#138 to #70 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I switched to skim milk. Hated it at first, but I got used to it. It gets colder and isn't as thick. Whole milk makes me sick to my stomach now.
#127 - jimthesquirrelking
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(04/21/2013) [-]
why they didnt have milk
why they didnt have milk
#181 to #127 - Pompano
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(04/21/2013) [-]
hue


hue
#258 - bowties
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(04/21/2013) [-]
2%?

You fat *****
#310 to #258 - ishalltroll
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I only drink 3.5%
#467 to #258 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That was whole milk. Hood's 2% milk has a yellow cap.
#276 to #258 - lazorman
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I almost choked omg
#147 - comeatmebrother
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