Age of Empires!. This logic always amazed me. is them still mum in Bluff, an that' s nun check.. Wolololo cant think of anything smart


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#19 - derpmageddon (04/21/2013) [-]
#84 to #19 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Convert elephant

to Christianity
#38 - sargintob (04/21/2013) [-]
You can't put war elephants into battering rams. You got the situation mixed up with battering rams instead of transport ships. Trust me I've been playing AoE II for 13 years.
#2 - repak (04/21/2013) [-]
somebody rediscovered AoE 2
#4 to #2 - ganondork (04/21/2013) [-]
Katie made a couple of AoE related comics.
#5 to #4 - ganondork (04/21/2013) [-]
Part 2
#8 to #5 - thesovereigngrave (04/21/2013) [-]
Both of them.
Both of them.
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#7 to #5 - asmathiel (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh gods, that was hilarious!
Oh gods, that was hilarious!
User avatar #15 to #4 - xak ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
#1 - stevolo (04/21/2013) [-]
"Is there still room in the RAM?"
#83 to #1 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
You clever bastard.
User avatar #97 to #1 - queefquizzler (04/21/2013) [-]
Minecraft age of empires. I want a mod or a crossover of that **** .
#79 - gibroner (04/21/2013) [-]
******* love Age of Empires II the other day I was at my local Walmart and found it with the expansion for 10 bucks I bought that **** without even thinking
User avatar #82 to #79 - alexhill (04/21/2013) [-]
Yeah don't bother its not very compatible with Windows 7 PCs (assuming you use one). Steam have the HD version which has just been released
User avatar #91 to #82 - sargintob (04/21/2013) [-]
The only incompatibility I had with the game on Windows 7 was the coloring, which can be fixed by ending Windows.exe while playing. But then when you go on another application, you have to start Windows.exe again which was just getting annoying. Though when playing online, somehow, the fix was automatic even though i didn't have to end Windows.exe. I am also not that fascinated with the HD version, all I can see is better water graphics and widescreen (which was given in the unofficial expansion a couple months ago.) I thought it would be cool if they could remake the game in present-day graphics.
User avatar #85 to #82 - gibroner (04/21/2013) [-]
it's been working fin with my laptop and I'm fairly certain it's running windows 7 a few problems with color but other than that it works fine
User avatar #87 to #85 - alexhill (04/21/2013) [-]
Well I guess I wasted my money then and its not like I'm funding the original developer Ensemble Studios since they are now defunct
User avatar #88 to #87 - gibroner (04/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #127 to #79 - limb (04/22/2013) [-]
they have a age of empire 2 hd now on steam 20 bucks
User avatar #86 to #79 - zorororonoa (04/21/2013) [-]
There should be an Age of Empires channel
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User avatar #69 to #6 - vexaton (04/21/2013) [-]
Made me think of "kugelblitz" lol
#10 to #6 - captainrax (04/21/2013) [-]
Empire earth :D love that game!
User avatar #14 to #6 - derpwolf (04/21/2013) [-]
Do you mean Blitzkrieg?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - derpwolf (04/21/2013) [-]
*Shrug* I only know a handful of German words, because my school doesn't offer German as a foreign language. Blitzkrieg just happens to be one that I do know how to spell.
#37 to #6 - ccamp (04/21/2013) [-]
hnadkflskflskf bestgameever
#101 - peacetrooper (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #103 to #101 - animedudej ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
i feel like playing that now...
#52 - othella (04/21/2013) [-]
#105 - animedudej ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]

you guise might need this, so here you go
#49 - messerschmidto (04/21/2013) [-]
For a sec I thought he was going to have to ride around inside an elephant.
As in crawl up its ass.
User avatar #100 - johnnybtrollin (04/21/2013) [-]
we need an AOE IV or AOM II

#29 - vidhu (04/21/2013) [-]
maybe he could fit in the paging file
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#9 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Ram of ten virgin gamer nerds: check.
User avatar #81 to #9 - rifee (04/21/2013) [-]
Not that I am (and not that it matters that I'm no) a virgin, but why take pride in not being one.

If NOT being a vergin meant that much to anyone, they would just automatically go for the most desprate chick out there and probably get some. For some it matter who you have sex with, either because of personal standars in regards to buty or personality.
#106 to #81 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
You should take pride in not being a virgin, it's a good thing. Nobody wants to be a virgin. It's not a good tittle to have. They do want to go to the most desperate girl but they can't even get her. So they pretend that they have standards and don't want her when in reality they just want to stick their dick in something. They'd take the first offer presented to them once they hit puberty, it's hormones.
User avatar #152 to #106 - rifee (04/22/2013) [-]
you're either not very old, or you have no control over your body....
#153 to #152 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm not very old, i'm only 19. I do have control over my body though. I've had some ugly and fat girls attracted to me... if I had no control I probably would have had sex with them. But I don't like the fatties.
User avatar #138 to #106 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
You're still assuming everybody shares your opinion of sex, which is plainly not true; again, Asexuals don't care if they never have sex because most of them focus on more important things, and there's a LOT of teenagers who will say they would greatly prefer having sex with someone special to just having sex. There are teenage hormones, but there's something else called "Libido", which can be both very low and very high, even in teenagers; you have a low libido, you don't get horny much, you have a high libido? You get the picture. Just because YOU had a high libido doesn't mean EVERYONE does
#145 to #138 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Again, asexuals are very uncommon. The majority share my views they just don't admit it. They make fun of that easy girl and say stuff about her when in reality they're jealous of the guys who ****** her. They wish they could just have sex already. Have sex with a girl just to lose your virginity, practice on some girls, then when you finally meet that special someone you're prepared.
User avatar #146 to #145 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Obviously not, seeing as how the majority of people here disagree with you (and it's very arrogant of you to think they all actually do and just are to 'beta' or 'nerdy' to admit it, or whatever). You'd think someone as knowledgeable as you (seeing as how you believe you have the authority to speak for everybody) would know that sex and sexual comfort is up to the individual and is not defined by any standards or norms
#147 to #146 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
They're angry because the truth hurts and they're not willing to admit it. No body WANTS to be a virgin, they just can't have sex so they have to learn to deal with it and build up defenses. Having sex is natural, you don't need to have sex with a fairy princess every time. Ask any high school boy if they would have sex with some really hot super model and they'll say say. They don't know her, they just know she's hot.
User avatar #149 to #147 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
And there you go, speaking for everyone again. Like I said, I wish I was still a virgin. You seem to have this idea that having sex validates you in some way, which is false (Nobody except idiotic highschool kids care about how many people you've been with. Even porn industries don't care provided you can still perform, and nobody is impressed with that type of thing once REAL values hit you); you also assume that everybody is the same based upon instincts and biology, which is also untrue, otherwise, you know, everybody would be the same

Some people just don't care much for sex, and disagree with you (*LE GASP!* Crazy, right?), it doesn't make them flawed in any specific way, nor does it make them wrong. The only person wrong here is you, because you feel like you can speak for every male on the planet. Again, just because you see things a certain way doesn't mean they MUST be that way
#154 to #149 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm speaking for everyone because i'm sure that every single high school boy would have sex with a hot super model they just met. You wouldn't be able to look back in retrospect if you hadn't had sex, so there's no way to know if the other people would know this. Everybody has the same biology and hormones, they want to **** but they all don't get the same chance to. They lie to themselves and pretend they don't want to when in reality they do. They don't want to be embarrassed so they tell people that they don't even want to have sex. This is the way things are.
User avatar #157 to #154 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Yes, but those are teenage boys, influence by other teenage boys that they must validate themselves based upon how much sex they have, which isn't true. And yes I would; because I had decided BEFORE I had sex that I only wanted to have it with someone I would truly love and spend the rest of my life with. You don't seem to be getting it; yes, everyone does have the same instincts and needs but not EVERYONE is dominated by them; you can still control yourself rather easily and consciously make those decisions, even when you're horny (otherwise there would be far more rapists, after-all, by your logic, because can't control themselves through puberty). If they were embarrassed they would lie and say they DID have sex, because popularity matters to them and they would rather be popular than seem deep.
#159 to #157 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but that is a very stupid out dated view on sex. There's no reason to save it for marriage, people are more sexually free now and social standards are different. You can have premarital sex and not be called a bad person. It's not a problem anymore. They know better than to rape someone, that doesn't mean that they don't want to have consensual sex though.
User avatar #160 to #159 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it's bad to have sex, or to have sex before marriage, or any of those things. What I'm against is you saying that EVERYONE must think like you to be considered 'right'. Oh? But earlier you said that if any teenage kid had a choice, they'd be having tons of sex. Rape is the quickest way to do it. By the very fact you agree teenagers aren't exactly confirmed rapists means that they ARE able to think beyond their penises, which means they're able to decide when and how they want to have sex IF they do
#161 to #160 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Yes teenage boys don't want to go to jail... that doesn't mean they don't want to have sex. There's a very big difference between rape and consensual sex.
#113 to #9 - AlbertEinstein (04/22/2013) [-]
Everyone here got extremely butthurt by an obvious troll.

"Gamer Nerd" here too <3
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#50 to #42 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
It's not an opinion, it's a fact. Gamers are nerds.
User avatar #137 to #50 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
That's like saying junkies are nurses just because they can handle needles and know how to find a vein
User avatar #44 to #9 - lunacy (04/21/2013) [-]
What's the significance of being a "gamer nerd"? Gamers get laid too bro.
In fact, gamers can get sexy time while they are gaming.
I'd like to see a football player get a blowjob while he plays football.

No seriously, I'd like to see that. That'd be funny as **** .
#51 to #44 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
They have sex with other nerds because that's all they can get. They're each others last resorts, no one else wants them.
User avatar #54 to #51 - lunacy (04/21/2013) [-]
Not always true. Not all gamers are pimply neckbeards with no social graces.
I've got plenty of good looking gamer friends.
#109 to #54 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Like I said above for every 1 kind of decent looking nerd there are 100 ugly pimply neck beards with no social life. 1 out of 100 isn't a big deal...
User avatar #56 to #51 - vexaton (04/21/2013) [-]
Well... I consider myself a gamer nerd, and I have a fiance that is not bad looking at all.
#107 to #56 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
1 out of 100 isn't a big deal... the majority are ugly nerds.
User avatar #108 to #107 - vexaton (04/22/2013) [-]
Not really. I know plenty good looking nerds
#110 to #108 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Yes really. The MAJORITY are ugly nerds, the fact that you know a couple decent looking ones isn't a big deal. Most are still disgusting.
User avatar #111 to #110 - vexaton (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, that's a shame if you can't find a good looking one. Your loss mate
#144 to #111 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
They're not nearly as common.
#11 to #9 - wheresthefudge (04/21/2013) [-]
Are you really going to leave that comment on every game-related joke?   
I mean, really. It's speaking loads to your own insecurities.
Are you really going to leave that comment on every game-related joke?
I mean, really. It's speaking loads to your own insecurities.
#24 to #11 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
it speaks loads to your intelligence if you're taking offense at such an obvious troll
#13 to #9 - europe (04/21/2013) [-]
Has being a virgin become a crime or something?
User avatar #99 to #13 - paelaer (04/21/2013) [-]
In certain parts of the world, it's illegal for virginal women to marry, so you have people who are paid to deflower young women in preparation for marriage.
User avatar #63 to #13 - drooms (04/21/2013) [-]
Only in Europe
#16 to #13 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Once you hit a certain age, especially if you're a boy, it's just pathetic.
User avatar #18 to #16 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
What if you don't want to lose it?
#22 to #18 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
That's a damn lie than and the boy is just saying that because he CAN'T lose it. Once a boy hits puberty he wants to fact, that's a fact. It's hormones and genetics. You can't deny that's what boys want to do. He says he doesn't want to lose it because he's embarrassed that he can't lose it, so he lies to feel better about it. Eventually he even starts believing he doesn't want to lose it, he tricks himself into believing the lie about his pathetic life.
User avatar #30 to #22 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
You say that, yet if I had a choice I would be a virgin. The only reason I lost my virginity was because I thought I was gonna get married to the girl I lost it too, now my actual future wife can't have that feeling, nor can I say I would prefer marrying a virgin because I'm not one myself (which is quite a bit psychological block for me, because the girl I love won't be just mine, she'll be mine AND someone else's)

If I had a choice, I would have never have lost it. You're right about puberty and instincts, but not everyone is dominated by their emotions or instincts; get your head out of your ass
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#57 to #30 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh god you were one of those 18th century save it for marriage kind of guys? How sad. It's good that you lost it before marriage and also good your future wife did. It means you're both more experienced and know what you're doing. Practice makes perfect, you know how to please each other better now. This way when you **** her you wont be like "... what the **** is that?What do I do now?" You already know what to do.
User avatar #71 to #57 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
No, I didn't care if we had sex before marriage, as long as we got married in the future. What's sad is that you take your own opinion as fact, and that you don't appreciate patience. Indeed, and we would have plenty of time to practice with eachother, I would prefer to be only hers and vice versa, and now I can't have that. It's a folly to assume the only way to learn is through experience, there are many of other ways to do it including observation, explanation, and study

You seem to have a very high opinion of yourself, and also assume that everyone who disagrees with you is wrong (and also a virgin. Which is kinda silly, considering only pathetic highschoolers use insults like 'virgin' to make an impression)
#114 to #71 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
It's not an opinion... it is a fact. People want to **** , it's biology. You don't need to marry every girl you **** . **** , you don't even need to LIKE every girl you **** . The best way to learn something is to do it yourself. A doctor can read and study all he wants about heart surgery, but he can't just jump into an open heart surgery, he needs to practice. You have to get your hands wet both metaphorically and literally. There's nothing wrong with having high self esteem and self confidence.
User avatar #136 to #114 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Not everyone, ever hear of Asexuals? The best way to learn is to enjoy learning it, if you don't want to do it some way or don't feel comfortable with a certain style, to switch over and try it a different way. I'm not denying you when I say people need practice, but you're comparing heart surgery (something many people don't even have to go through once in their lives) to sex (while the average person has 5.1 partners). And no, there's nothing wrong with having high self-esteem and confidence, but there IS something wrong with it when you believe it gives you the right to bring others down, which you have been trying to do
#140 to #136 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
I've mentioned this before... yes I know what an Asexual is and I also know how uncommon they are. Most people aren't asexual. The best way to learn is by enjoying it... and sex is VERY enjoyable. What better way to find out what ways you like it and what ways you don't like it than to experiment a little? Than you know exactly what you like. I can't help but have a big outgoing personality, that's honestly who I am. Whether i'm on the internet or you meet me in person, i'm a very out going person.
User avatar #143 to #140 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Most is still not 'everyone', you're still incorrect when saying EVERYONE wants to get laid. Not all sex is enjoyable, in fact, one of the funniest and worst categories of stories is "horrible sex stories". Porn? Masturbation/self stimulation? Experimenting with your partner whom you want to spend the rest of your life with? Silly little things like that. You're not outgoing, outgoing is when you speak big, act big, have fun big, make friends easily, do well in social situations, yadda, yadda; you're just obnoxious. Again, not everyone who disagrees with you is 'wrong', nor are your opinions 'facts', sexuality is a very individual thing and everyone comes along with it differently
#148 to #143 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
The majority is all that matters. Want to know what's better than your own hand though? A girls hand. Or a girls mouth. Use that instead of masturbating. I do/am all of those things you listed about being outgoing. Everyone who says they disagree with me are just lying to themselves and what i'm saying aren't opinions, they're facts. People want to have sex, fact.
User avatar #150 to #148 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
The majority is STILL not everyone, so your logic is STILL flawed. Unless they don't know how to do it properly. Okay? I honestly don't care who you are or who you believe yourself to be, we're not talking about that right now. Hold on, hold on, I'm gonna use your logic here

You're just disagreeing with me because you wish you waited for marriage, and you're just lying to yourself because you feel bad
#155 to #150 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
The majority is more important, that's what i'm saying. I'm very glad I didn't wait until marriage, that's idiotic to do so. No one's in denial except the virgins who say they don't want to have sex. You can't argue with biology, it's a powerful force of nature.
User avatar #158 to #155 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Those people are only lying to themselves because they wish they had waited for someone they loved, just like you are right now. Nobody's in denial except sexual enthusiasts who say they're glad they have it so much. You can't argue with psychology, it's a powerful force of nature

(Oh, this is fun. I can see why you do it now)
User avatar #129 to #114 - hammarhead (04/22/2013) [-]
actually, many surgeons, especially those in less developed countries learn by experience, it's not like they can legally practice on cadavers in christian africa.
#141 to #129 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
That's what i'm saying, learning by experience is the best way to learn it. They don't just read books in those countries, they put their gloves on and get in there.
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#39 to #26 - azsx (04/21/2013) [-]
2 but then tell everyone i did not sleep with her. check mate for your little retarded test.
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User avatar #31 to #26 - Rockaman (04/21/2013) [-]
Depends on the person I think, I'd go with no 1. as I'm not a virgin and get pretty regular sex with a group of **** buddies plus anonymous, no strings sex is awesome! But I'm guessing the majority would go with 2, although it does seem rather pathetic to lie about your virginity...
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User avatar #78 to #74 - Rockaman (04/21/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I guess the social stigma is probably worse, especially as I have found that I feel a lot more sex starved nowadays if I haven't had sex in a while than I ever did as a virgin.
#60 to #26 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm not going to lie and say I get laid every day, or even every week, but I do just fine. I've had a girlfriend for about a year now. There's nothing wrong with being proud about having sex and if I hurt some wittle virgins feewings than i'm sowwy :( Most people care about sex, asexual people are very uncommon. The social level is also important, of course people want to be accepted.

Also i'd choose 1. I get to **** her, idc if no one believes me. I just wont tell people I did and also she denies it so my girlfriend would never find out lol win win.
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#116 to #70 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
I'd think he would choose the first one as well. I know when I was going through puberty I would have. I just wanted to **** something with a vagina, who cares if no one believed me?
User avatar #35 to #16 - stanislaw (04/21/2013) [-]
>agree with the guy
>not pussy enough to post as anon, we see who is really pathetic
User avatar #17 to #16 - crimzonsoulreaper (04/21/2013) [-]
What is age is that?

I want to know whether I'm pathetic or not.
#28 to #17 - jakefenris (04/21/2013) [-]
Generally those who think waiting for the right person or not losing it until you're older is lame/ pathetic, are either, whores, or poser virgins themselves. Lose it when you're ready and you wont regret it.
Generally those who think waiting for the right person or not losing it until you're older is lame/ pathetic, are either, whores, or poser virgins themselves. Lose it when you're ready and you wont regret it.
User avatar #32 to #28 - crimzonsoulreaper (04/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! :]
#61 to #32 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Don't thank him, he's wrong and just trying to be nice.
User avatar #151 to #61 - crimzonsoulreaper (04/22/2013) [-]
Is it wrong trying to be nice? I didn't realize that.
#156 to #151 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
He's lying to you and wrong, that's the thing. You wont regret it.
#62 to #28 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
When you finally find that right person you want to be able to please them. And how do you make sure you can? Practice. Practice makes perfect, the more experience you can get the better. That way you know what you're doing down there and not just like "wtf do I do...?"
User avatar #68 to #62 - jakefenris (04/21/2013) [-]
Except that most people are caring and patient, and learning with someone special is more enjoyable than with some tramp. Also, sleeping around just increases your risk of catching something unpleasant.
#118 to #68 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
During the first time you don't want to be done in 2 minutes... you need to build up some stamina. It should be better than that for both of you, the girl gets no pleasure if you only last 2 minutes. Use a condom... it usually works.
#23 to #17 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Somewhere in your teens. You don't want to be a 20 year old virgin.
User avatar #47 to #23 - lunacy (04/21/2013) [-]
That's stupid. Considering the age of consent is 18 in many places?
I'd say it fair to say that if you are too young to handle the responsibility of a potential child, you might be too young to have sex. (Not to bash anyone who does anyway, I'm guilty of that myself).
#64 to #47 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Only 13 states is the age of consent 18... and even so that gives you from when you're 18 to when you're 19. Most states (30 to be exact) it's 16. But still chances are if you're under 18 and have sex with someone under the legal age of consent you'll be fine... also there's such things as safe sex. Also different kinds of sexual contact like oral, hand jobs/fingering, and if the girl is comfortable anal. You'll be fine. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
User avatar #67 to #64 - lunacy (04/21/2013) [-]
You are still stupid. I didn't anything about the US, I said many places. The age of consent is 16 in my state. Oh you have 2 years to get laid hurr durr. Shut up. People who think you need to have sex as a teenager are idiots. "Oh what, you are 16 and never had sex? haha virgin!" I lost my virginity when I was 17, almost 18, and I'm fine with that. I don't feel like that was late at all.
There's more to life than sex, people.
#124 to #67 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
17 is fine, I said once you hit 20 that's when you're a little late. The age of consent is A LOT lower in some countries compared to the USA. There is more to life but you can't deny the fact that you want to have sex, but a lot of people aren't attractive or social enough to do it.
User avatar #128 to #124 - lunacy (04/22/2013) [-]
Lol faggot, you keep hopping computers or some **** to thumb up your own stupid comment.
And nobody gives a **** about your stupid ******** made up age after which its pathetic to be a virgin. I certainly couldn't give half a **** if you think the age I lost mine is "fine". The point that I was trying to make is that if you are considered pathetic if you 20 and a virgin, then losing it at essentially 18 would be considered late. You really expect people to have sex before 20? That's like a 6 or 7 year window, and I think that 13 is way too early to be having sex, so more like a 4 or 5 year window. Ridiculous. Get out, ******* *********** anon newfag. The idea that anyone would have sex with your ignorant ass is laughable.
#139 to #128 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
No 18 is fine, 19 is also fine. 20 is when it gets late. 6 or 7 years is a long time... 4 or 5 is also long. That's all of high school. Lose your virginity in high school, that's when most people lose it. If not once you go to college which is 19 you should be able to lose it. I'm not new at all though... but it doesn't matter how long I've been here.
User avatar #25 to #23 - heartlessrobot (04/21/2013) [-]
Teens? What, are we supposed to be dumbasses? What happened to waiting until you're married?
#65 to #25 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Waiting until marriage? What is this the 1800s? When you finally do marry you want to make sure you can pleasure your spouse so you need to know what you're doing. Practice makes perfect. You don't want to just last 2 minutes, you need to build up some stamina.
User avatar #66 to #65 - heartlessrobot (04/21/2013) [-]
It's called masturbation, and you can't ruin your life by getting your teenage girlfriend pregnant if you just masturbate.
#126 to #66 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Want to know what's better than your own hand? A girls hand. Or a girls mouth. No chance of getting her pregnant than. Problem solved.
User avatar #162 to #126 - heartlessrobot (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm not attractive enough for that.
#163 to #162 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
And that's what i'm saying! Gamer nerds are all virgins, exactly. They're ugly fat nerds.
User avatar #164 to #163 - heartlessrobot (04/24/2013) [-]
And you're an anon, that's a thousand times worse.
#27 to #17 - jakefenris has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #17 - crimzonsoulreaper (04/21/2013) [-]
At least I'm not there yet... That's good to know.
User avatar #20 to #17 - funnyrage (04/21/2013) [-]
25 or so. at least in here in Estonia.
User avatar #134 - AreyouSerious (04/22/2013) [-]
#133 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
I use battering rams to start castles on fire.
#132 - ghouleyed (04/22/2013) [-]
**ghouleyed rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at I'll fuck your mind ** I've played AoE since i was 6 years old was the best game i've ever played even now
User avatar #104 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
where an i get AoE?
User avatar #122 to #104 - bubbleohseven (04/22/2013) [-]
you can get aoe 2 hd on steam for like 20 bucks
User avatar #130 to #104 - cowinspace (04/22/2013) [-]
Steam has AoE II HD, basically the best AoE updated to work on modern OS and monitors.
#117 to #104 - AlbertEinstein (04/22/2013) [-]
There is a real simple place you can get it.

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