Damn Horcruxes. .. What if Voldemort made one of his horcruxs with a Nokia phone? Harry Potter
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#2 - evnouski
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(04/20/2013) [-]
What if Voldemort made one of his horcruxs with a Nokia phone?
#27 to #2 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#31 to #27 - jthwdragon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
the internet is the only place where An Angry Black Man yells about nokias being indestructible over and over and people just put their thumbs down at him
#16 to #2 - lafuriaroja
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(04/21/2013) [-]
#4 to #2 - jokernwa
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Then I spose we will have form some kind of fellowship of the phone to take it to mount doom
#14 to #4 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Harry Potter and the fellowship of the Nokia
#12 - luthervonappledorf
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Good job he didn't use one of these.
#17 to #12 - bentense
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(04/21/2013) [-]
DAMNIT!

someone else beat me to it lol....
#22 to #17 - jeej
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Yea. By 19 hours and making the top comment.
#18 to #17 - luthervonappledorf
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I was surprised it wasn't the first comment to be honest.
#25 to #12 - imthehybrid
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(04/21/2013) [-]
It'd be fitting, since nokias come with the snake game.
#3 - bluwizard
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(04/21/2013) [-]
The fool shoulda made one out of a grain of sand and thrown it in the ocean. You're move Dumbledore.
#8 to #3 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
So ur with ur honey and ur making out wen the Playstation Move rings. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my Dumbledore is ded". THEN WHO WAS MOVE?
#29 to #3 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You are move, Dumbledore.
#5 to #3 - gilliam
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(04/21/2013) [-]
He actually needs to be able to retrieve it by one of his followers to be used to resurrect him. He could enchant it so that only he could Accio it but then it would be no good since he's dead and his followers must retrieve it.

Still, nice thinking otherwise.
#6 to #5 - curveball
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(04/21/2013) [-]
How do you summon something generic like a grain of sand? I'm imagining someone saying "accio grain of sand", and then running in fear from a comically large wave of sand flowing towards them.
#9 to #6 - jessieqwertyu
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You name the grain of sand duh.


I think the magic sort of knows what you want. Like when Mrs Weasly shouted Accio at the twins, and it just got the candy from them as she had planned
#11 to #9 - analrespect
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(04/21/2013) [-]
so if i say accio **** i would get justin bieber and all his merchandise?
#15 to #11 - jessieqwertyu
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(04/21/2013) [-]
If you were thinking bieber and his merch, when you said **** then perhaps
#10 - vanillasmoke ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
bear with me, what if someone poured phoenix tears onto the diary, would that part of the soul possibly comeback? sequel potential
bear with me, what if someone poured phoenix tears onto the diary, would that part of the soul possibly comeback? sequel potential
#50 to #10 - laspussy
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(04/21/2013) [-]
but all the horcruxes were destroyed and Voldemort's body was destroyed as well.
#51 to #50 - vanillasmoke ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
but the only cure for basilisk venom (which destroyed the book and the cup and i believe the locket because the sword took in the venom) is phoenix tears, and he clearly has the spells and magic to return him to his body
#19 to #10 - yologdog
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Ok Satan, calm down.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat
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(04/20/2013) [-]
But I want to stab my calculator more than I do some random journal
#30 - nyanpoptart
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Math class is about to get a little fun.
#41 - teranin ONLINE
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(04/21/2013) [-]
At least it's not a nokia.
At least it's not a nokia.
#37 - kingarturi
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(04/21/2013) [-]
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#32 - bariummanisback
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Why didn't he make something completely impossible to destroy a horcrux? Like the Pacific Ocean?
Why didn't he make something completely impossible to destroy a horcrux? Like the Pacific Ocean?
#45 to #32 - zorororonoa
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Or a Nokia
#38 to #32 - seelcudoom
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#44 to #38 - xanatoasty
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Just leave it in the middle of the ship
#42 to #32 - CXJokerXD
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Would that even had been possible? I thought it had to be an object or a living creature? But he should have used like a rock or something or a bird or a snake and put it in the muggle world, like in a rain forest or something.
#34 to #32 - ackbobthedead
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Tennant is LOVE!
Tennant is LIFE!
#39 - neutralgray
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Harder to stab but easier to break with my bare hands.
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