Damn Horcruxes. .. What if Voldemort made one of his horcruxs with a Nokia phone? Harry Potter
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#3 - bluwizard ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
The fool shoulda made one out of a grain of sand and thrown it in the ocean. You're move Dumbledore.
#8 to #3 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
So ur with ur honey and ur making out wen the Playstation Move rings. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my Dumbledore is ded". THEN WHO WAS MOVE?
#29 to #3 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
You are move, Dumbledore.
User avatar #5 to #3 - gilliam (04/21/2013) [-]
He actually needs to be able to retrieve it by one of his followers to be used to resurrect him. He could enchant it so that only he could Accio it but then it would be no good since he's dead and his followers must retrieve it.

Still, nice thinking otherwise.
User avatar #6 to #5 - curveball (04/21/2013) [-]
How do you summon something generic like a grain of sand? I'm imagining someone saying "accio grain of sand", and then running in fear from a comically large wave of sand flowing towards them.
User avatar #9 to #6 - jessieqwertyu (04/21/2013) [-]
You name the grain of sand duh.


I think the magic sort of knows what you want. Like when Mrs Weasly shouted Accio at the twins, and it just got the candy from them as she had planned
#11 to #9 - analrespect (04/21/2013) [-]
so if i say accio **** i would get justin bieber and all his merchandise?
User avatar #15 to #11 - jessieqwertyu (04/21/2013) [-]
If you were thinking bieber and his merch, when you said **** then perhaps
User avatar #1 - iamtheblackgoat (04/20/2013) [-]
But I want to stab my calculator more than I do some random journal
#30 - nyanpoptart (04/21/2013) [-]
Math class is about to get a little fun.
#12 - luthervonappledorf (04/21/2013) [-]
Good job he didn't use one of these.
#17 to #12 - bentense (04/21/2013) [-]
DAMNIT!

someone else beat me to it lol....
User avatar #22 to #17 - jeej ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Yea. By 19 hours and making the top comment.
User avatar #18 to #17 - luthervonappledorf (04/21/2013) [-]
I was surprised it wasn't the first comment to be honest.
User avatar #25 to #12 - imthehybrid (04/21/2013) [-]
It'd be fitting, since nokias come with the snake game.
#10 - vanillasmoke (04/21/2013) [-]
bear with me, what if someone poured phoenix tears onto the diary, would that part of the soul possibly comeback? sequel potential
bear with me, what if someone poured phoenix tears onto the diary, would that part of the soul possibly comeback? sequel potential
User avatar #50 to #10 - laspussy (04/21/2013) [-]
but all the horcruxes were destroyed and Voldemort's body was destroyed as well.
User avatar #51 to #50 - vanillasmoke (04/21/2013) [-]
but the only cure for basilisk venom (which destroyed the book and the cup and i believe the locket because the sword took in the venom) is phoenix tears, and he clearly has the spells and magic to return him to his body
User avatar #19 to #10 - yologdog (04/21/2013) [-]
Ok Satan, calm down.
#2 - evnouski (04/20/2013) [-]
What if Voldemort made one of his horcruxs with a Nokia phone?
#27 to #2 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
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#31 to #27 - jthwdragon (04/21/2013) [-]
the internet is the only place where An Angry Black Man yells about nokias being indestructible over and over and people just put their thumbs down at him
User avatar #4 to #2 - jokernwa (04/21/2013) [-]
Then I spose we will have form some kind of fellowship of the phone to take it to mount doom
#14 to #4 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
Harry Potter and the fellowship of the Nokia
#41 - teranin ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
At least it's not a nokia.
At least it's not a nokia.
#37 - kingarturi (04/21/2013) [-]
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#32 - bariummanisback (04/21/2013) [-]
Why didn't he make something completely impossible to destroy a horcrux? Like the Pacific Ocean?
Why didn't he make something completely impossible to destroy a horcrux? Like the Pacific Ocean?
User avatar #45 to #32 - zorororonoa (04/21/2013) [-]
Or a Nokia
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#44 to #38 - xanatoasty (04/21/2013) [-]
Just leave it in the middle of the ship
User avatar #42 to #32 - CXJokerXD (04/21/2013) [-]
Would that even had been possible? I thought it had to be an object or a living creature? But he should have used like a rock or something or a bird or a snake and put it in the muggle world, like in a rain forest or something.
#34 to #32 - ackbobthedead (04/21/2013) [-]
Tennant is LOVE!
Tennant is LIFE!
User avatar #39 - neutralgray (04/21/2013) [-]
Harder to stab but easier to break with my bare hands.
#52 - cameronrox (04/21/2013) [-]
I can stab a book just as easily as a calculator
I can stab a book just as easily as a calculator
User avatar #49 - schlickchick (04/21/2013) [-]
My friend did the same thing, and as I was going through her mobile uploads, saw that, came back and made sure it wasn't the same one. Because, that would be TWO pictures of her's that went viral. Remember the snow man with the mailbox mouth? yeah, that was her. :P
#46 - bdowns (04/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 - poelske ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
i have the same calculator
User avatar #48 to #40 - angelmatvey (04/21/2013) [-]
So do I
#36 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
repost
User avatar #13 - sirfisticuffs (04/21/2013) [-]
I thought this was going to be a reference to the Riddler until it all went South.
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