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Don't shove atheism down my throat

Not mine, but brilliant none the less.

t mat anymore t an you want RELIGION crammed down YOURS!
tif, J - Jeffrey, OK.. We will stop knocking on doors
iii spreading our "Truth," and having organizations
dedicated to atheism that have influential political action committees.
We will also stop printing "In atheism we trust" on all US. currency and
saying "One nation, under atheism" in the pledge of allegiance. We
will also stop insisting that everyone who disagrees with us will be
sentenced to eternal damnation..., Wait...
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#298 - mayedh (04/21/2013) [-]
And he still keeps on cramming
And he still keeps on cramming
User avatar #291 - infinitereaper (04/21/2013) [-]
Everyone is stupid.

/debate
User avatar #293 to #291 - Katzie (04/21/2013) [-]
That is the stupidest comment I've ever heard of.
User avatar #296 to #293 - infinitereaper (04/21/2013) [-]
But you can't hear a written comment.
#289 - thefatmenace (04/21/2013) [-]
"Brilliant none the less."





Because nobody has ever heard of this reference before. This person obviously is the most original mother ****** anybody has ever seen.
User avatar #287 - sketchysketchist (04/21/2013) [-]
That's because this country was built on christianity and not atheism. If atheism came first, then they'd definitely do the same.

Christian's knock on your door because some believe it's their duty to inform as many people unfamiliar with their religion. It's not to intrude on your life, it's to follow their code of conduct.
Yes, some christian's are ******** but have you seen any leaving notes on the door stating that you're going to hell for not being home or not answering.

Of course, I agree that there's really no reason to be exempt from taxes unless you're giving as much as you can afford. Otherwise, you're holding out on this country.
#314 to #287 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [-]
Most of the founding fathers were outspoken Atheists. The fact that you're probably American and you don't know this, and I'm not, shows how much of a fool you are.
#300 to #287 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Ironically, it was actually built on athiesm. The founding fathers deliberately specified that the US was independant of any religion, so that all beliefs could live in american prosperity.

If they knock on my door they ARE intruding on my life. Just like if I go and knock on their door to ask if they'll listen to me talk through my ideas for my fantasy football team - my hobby is not their problem.
#280 - sirbutterballs (04/21/2013) [-]
Goddamn it I came here for funny and sometimes feels not discussions on person teachings and beliefs.
User avatar #283 to #280 - sirbutterballs (04/21/2013) [-]
*personal
#277 - jordoguy (04/21/2013) [-]
For every **** head on the internet bitching and whining there's a million other people just getting on with their lives, religious or atheist. So who cares.
User avatar #276 - haydn (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm atheist and I like the religious references in every day things, shows culture and optimism imo.
#274 - jsrf (04/21/2013) [-]
Using this pleases me...

I DEMAND MORE RELIGION POSTS!
#263 - ogloko (04/21/2013) [-]
do any of the afore mentioned things actually bother atheists?
#262 - oneofthefew (04/21/2013) [-]
There are literally more comments about an ensuing ********* than there are ********* evoking comments.

Isn't that just dandy?
#260 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Since when was there so many butthurt christfags on funnyjunk? What is this facebook?

GIVE ME THUMBS IF YOU BELURVE IN GAWD EVERYWUNN :DD
#258 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Maybe if everyone just cooled off and stopped giving a **** over every little thing and we all followed the glorious laws of common sense, we could have some semblance of a peaceful society.
But then stupid people enter the equation and to hell with everything.
#256 - sirbrentcoe (04/21/2013) [-]
i wish people would just practice their own faith and leave others to practice or not practice what they wish. it's no ones business except your own if you believe in god. if you have kids, you can teach them your religious beliefs, but you should never force them on them. they will grow to resent you for it   
   
my cousin is a prime example of this. the day he turned 18 he moved out of his parents house, because they forced him to go to church 3 times a week. they forced him to become a confirmed catholic, and an alter server or whatever the hell they are called. he hated every second of it.    
   
my parents raised us thru our first communion. then it was up to us whether or not we wanted to continue with our religious educations. that's what i plan on doing with my kids. they will have a choice to be catholic, muslim, buddhaist, jewish, islamic, or whatever. only one i won't tolerate is scientology. any religion based around a man who is quoted as saying 'Y'know, we're all wasting our time writing this hack science fiction! You wanta make real money, you gotta start a religion,' and then STARTS A RELIGION, deserves no recognition.    
   
as for 'in god we trust' being on money, do you realize that this phrase originated from the star spangled banner, and was adopted by the north during the civil war to make it appear as though god was on their side? it was added to all coin in the early 1900's, as adopted as our official country motto in 1954, and it was added to paper currency in the following 20 years. if you didn't know, now you do.
i wish people would just practice their own faith and leave others to practice or not practice what they wish. it's no ones business except your own if you believe in god. if you have kids, you can teach them your religious beliefs, but you should never force them on them. they will grow to resent you for it

my cousin is a prime example of this. the day he turned 18 he moved out of his parents house, because they forced him to go to church 3 times a week. they forced him to become a confirmed catholic, and an alter server or whatever the hell they are called. he hated every second of it.

my parents raised us thru our first communion. then it was up to us whether or not we wanted to continue with our religious educations. that's what i plan on doing with my kids. they will have a choice to be catholic, muslim, buddhaist, jewish, islamic, or whatever. only one i won't tolerate is scientology. any religion based around a man who is quoted as saying 'Y'know, we're all wasting our time writing this hack science fiction! You wanta make real money, you gotta start a religion,' and then STARTS A RELIGION, deserves no recognition.

as for 'in god we trust' being on money, do you realize that this phrase originated from the star spangled banner, and was adopted by the north during the civil war to make it appear as though god was on their side? it was added to all coin in the early 1900's, as adopted as our official country motto in 1954, and it was added to paper currency in the following 20 years. if you didn't know, now you do.
#270 to #256 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#278 to #275 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
D:
#253 - EdwardNigma (04/21/2013) [-]
You know what I find strange? A lot of atheists, or anti-theist ******** in this case, preach about equality, for gays, other races, women, etc.

But treating people with a religion equally? Nope. Seriously, who cares if someone does or doesn't believe in something? If there is a god, thats real ******* neato. If not, I guess thats neato too. Stop making a ******* fuss over it, holy **** .
User avatar #259 to #253 - vorigito (04/21/2013) [-]
Well freedom of Religion is the FIRST AMENDMENT.
#239 - captainkrobin (04/21/2013) [-]
There is literally more comments about predicting the ********* than comments in the ********* itself..
#232 - guywithnopants (04/21/2013) [-]
Agnostics ftw.
#249 to #232 - nyanpoptart (04/21/2013) [-]
However, in this house you will drink only agnostic beverages! Because what flavor is it?! It is neither root beer nor cola! Nobody is sure what flavor it is, and nobody can be sure!
#243 to #232 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Agnostic by itself is a useless term.
Gnostic Theist - You know there is a God.
Agnostic Theist - You don't know there is a God but believe there might be.
Agnostic Athiest - You don't know that there is a God, but you don't think there is.
Gnostic Athiest - You know that there is no God.
User avatar #245 to #243 - guywithnopants (04/21/2013) [-]
I believe there might be a creator, but not a so called "God".
User avatar #290 to #245 - neutralgray (04/21/2013) [-]
That is the very idea of a "God" though. You may not call it by any specific religious deity name but in saying it is the creator it is a "God."
#228 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
We are a Christian nation.
Deal with it.
#241 to #228 - brybryan (04/21/2013) [-]
are you slow?
#236 to #228 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
The funny thing is, no we are not. The US is one of the only countries to be founded explicitly separate from any single religion. The founding fathers did not found a 'Christian Country.'

All the 'In God we trust' crap was added in the 70's.
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